Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

The center of the school's basketball court was already filled with crowds. Standing in mid-air, Lang Guangwu could hear the terrified screams from below.

"Is it still slow?" Lang Guangwu frowned, the smell had dissipated, and the only thing left was the lingering smell of blood. Lying on the ground was a dark blue travel bag less than [-] centimeters high. There was a female corpse.The security guards had already surrounded the scene, and the tragic scene of the fragmented corpse made the coldness in Lang Guangwu's eyes even deeper.Isn't this a wound caused by an ordinary sharp weapon, especially the places where the joints are connected, and some of them have been eaten completely. The blood on the corner of the empty left eye has dried up, and the eyeball has been gouged out.

The police car blared from far to near, and soon drove to the school, the security guards surrounded the scene, and there were some female students who were frightened and hid in the corner, whimpering and vomiting.

A figure behind the plane tree caught Lang Guangwu's attention.The man also noticed the strangeness in the sky above, and looked in the direction of Lang Guangwu.

can he see me?Langguang fog dropped a little height.

The man looked at it for a while, and seemed to be sure of the danger of Lang Guangwu, and slowly walked out from behind the tree, wearing black clothes, black collar and black eyepatch, and two other people.

It's a man of the underworld!

Lang Guangwu moved to the two, no, it was next to the two ghosts and stopped, and asked: "What's going on?"

The two ghost guards looked at each other. The taller ghost guard said, "Going out on business. We have already accepted the soul." Lang Guangwu nodded: "I am also on business just like you, but There was a strange smell on the body just now, so I stopped the two of you to ask for any clues."

The tall ghost guard was hesitant and didn't answer Lang Guangwu's question right away. Lang Guangwu knew what he was worried about, so he drew a talisman in the palm of his left hand with his right hand to show the ghost guard, and said, "We in the other world only care about those from the other world. matter, and the rest will not be talked about.”

The tall ghost officer waved his hand and said: "No, we also smelled a strange smell from her body when we collected the soul just now, but it was only limited to the corpse, there is no problem with the soul, I just wanted to see if anyone cares about this matter, since you The other world is already investigating, so it is inconvenient for us to stay longer, goodbye." "Wait." Lang Guangwu called the ghost messenger to stop.

"A person died here a few nights ago. I don't know if it's the souls of the two of you."

The tall ghost guard replied without thinking: "You said that person, that person committed suicide. We didn't accept it, but another colleague of mine. The resentment is too heavy. He is still under trial now, but there should be no I haven’t heard from my colleague that there is anything unusual about the strange smell you mentioned in the other world.”

"Understood, thank you both."

The tall ghost almost nodded, and drew a circle of light on the plane tree. The circle became large enough to accommodate one person. The two ghosts slipped into the circle, and the circle automatically shrunk until it disappeared, and the surroundings remained as usual.

It's nightfall, and it's time for the milk tea shop to be a master.

In the past, Shangren Nongjiale knew this point well, and dealt with it calmly.But today, people kept coming up and swarming up.Although separated by glass, the urging voices outside the store did not slow down for a moment.

Damn it, Lang Guangwu has been running out for almost two hours and still hasn't come back. The business in the store is so busy that Xu Dewen, who usually calls the store to say hello, is silent at this time.Nongjiale complained in his heart, and he didn't dare to stop.

When such a big event happened, the entire 73 University of Technology was immersed in a haze.Some female students who saw the corpse couldn't bear it, and the school had notified their parents to send them back to recuperate first. Some of them were more courageous and stayed in the school to attend classes normally. Some troublemakers who were afraid that the world would be in trouble would brag to others that they saw it. Not afraid of corpses, what does that woman look like, what kind of death, etc., this is a minority, the students are very resistant to such people on the one hand, and on the other hand they do not see curiosity and cause trouble, fortunately, such situations are quickly dismissed. The teachers found out and stopped in time.The police have filed a case for investigation on this matter. In order to avoid the expansion of the situation and the recurrence of the case, the school blocked various media channels as quickly as possible.

He is not from the school, and people in the school will soon find out about his existence.At first, Lang Guangwu thought that the Nine Heavens Pot Monster would not make much noise during the waiting period, even if he killed someone, he would do so in a low-key manner.Obviously, he relied too much on his previous monster hunting experience.This time, I'm afraid it's not as simple as removing the monsters. He dared to make such a big noise to kill people and dragged the corpse into a bag in such a broad daylight. It was obvious that someone knew of his existence and was forced to show up.

Damn, it turned from active to passive. It seems that I have to find a place to live again.

Lang Guangwu rode You Fatty's little sheep to the door of the store, and saw the farmhouse behind the glass sitting on the stool in front of the freezer, with his hands drooping, and the upper half of his face facing down, resting on the counter between a book, Knocked on the glass.

Nongjiale didn't stand up immediately when he heard the sound, but turned his face away, and Lang Guangwu looked at him expressionlessly outside the window, and he also looked at Lang Guangwu with a paralyzed face.Tick ​​tock, two seconds. "Ah, you goddamn—" Nongjiale jumped up, rushed out of the shop quickly, grabbed Lang Guangwu by the collar and dragged him into the shop.

"Tell you to run, tell you to run, tell you to run," Nongjiale was so angry that he twitched Lang Guangwu's buttocks, "Do you fucking know, I'm almost exhausted, I won't say where I'm going , every time you have something, I’ll give you the excuse that you don’t go to work and go out to play shit?”

Lang Guangwu was beaten for no reason, and immediately realized that this is not a different world, and his current job is a milk tea shop employee.Touching his butt, the corners of Lang Guangwu's mouth twitched, it didn't hurt very much, but his reaction was a little too big.

Nongjiale calmed down, sat back on the stool and asked Lang Guangwu with a book fan: "Where have you been? If you don't tell me why you came here, I will call Xu Dewen right now to tell you to fuck off." You must force me to greet his old lady." After speaking, he rolled his eyes.

Lang Guangwu wondered: "Who is he?"

"Ghost knows." Nongjiale didn't look at him.

"Can you see ghosts?" Lang Guangwu asked in surprise.

Nongjiale squinted at him: "You can see ghosts, and your whole family can see ghosts."

"Our whole family can't see ghosts, but we can feel ghosts."

Nongjiale was too lazy to talk nonsense with Lang Guangwu, and the more he talked, the more nonsense he talked.

Lang Guangwu suddenly thought that if he couldn't live in 73 University of Technology, Nongjiale could keep an eye on the movement in the school for him, but this meant that he would have a showdown with him.Do you want to speak?

There was a little white sheep unlocked on the side of the road, and the lights were still on.The back of the rearview mirror of the car has a sticker of a beautiful girl with radio waves. The car looks familiar to the farmhouse. Who would be as wicked as You Fatty, no: "I said Lang Guangwu, that car?" "You Fatty, I'm going to the dormitory It just happened to happen that he borrowed it from him."

"Have you returned to the dormitory?"

"Yes, didn't you say that there is no bus at night, I borrowed it from him." Lang Guangwu did borrow it from Fatty You, but it saved him from running back to the dormitory only to see Fatty You next door picking up girls in the middle of the progress bar The most exciting place, where you can't make a wall with a chick, but you get walled by a chick.The two actually went on a date in the dormitory of the Nongjiale while no one was hiding in the dormitory of the Nongjiale!This gossip is believed to be reported to Nongjiale, and Fatty You will be sentenced to death no matter what, but he can't escape life. Needless to say, Fatty You gave the key to the little sheep with both hands.

Nong Jiale squinted his eyes in doubt: "Didn't that fat man hold his little sheep like a baby before, no matter how much I lobbied him, he wouldn't borrow it, so why would he lend it to you this time? Maybe it's just a few breakfasts? Send it away." Nongjiale paused for a moment, and said again: "So you said that you are going back to school, what are you going to school for? You don't need to write a graduation thesis or something, no, don't interrupt me, today I said Be clear, if you don’t make it clear, you won’t get off work.”

Lang Guangwu thought for a while, went outside and locked the little sheep, and pulled down the shutter door.

Nongjiale yelled: "What are you doing, it's only nine o'clock and you can't open any door, are you crazy?"

Lang Guangwu ignored him, and took out a piece of red cloth from his bag and spread it on the refrigerator. Firecrackers, lead wires, lighters, tickles, talisman paper, thermos bottles, balloons and other miscellaneous gadgets were neatly placed.Take out a pen and notebook to write and draw.

what the hell?Do you want to set up a street stall if you don't open the door for business?Nongjiale thought of Lang Guangwu's unclear origin and strange behavior, thinking whether he had encountered a mental illness, and wanted to call □□, no, call Xu Dewen on the cell phone.

Blind tone, busy?

"No more typing," "Huh?" "Xu Dewen knows these things. But you don't, so I'm going to tell you now." Lang Guangwu drew the picture, raised the notebook, and began to explain clearly: the first piece of paper, three a circle.The human world and the alien world are juxtaposed, and the underworld is below.Shade where the three circles intersect.

The second piece of paper, three sentences.All creatures live in the human world, the other world guarantees that monsters, monsters and zombies will not cause trouble, and the underworld is responsible for accepting the souls of the dead.

The third piece of paper, a big question mark.

The fourth sheet, full stop.

period?period!The farmhouse is not calm anymore, it can't be calm at all. "What the hell do you mean, give me a big lesson? Are you playing me like a monkey? Can't you talk well?"

Lang Guangwu said: "Draw a picture first to give you a general understanding. Didn't the teacher teach you that when you study, combining pictures and texts will help you understand the meaning of the question."

"What about the text, just those few words?" Nongjiale asked puzzled.

"I am the part of the shadow. I was originally a person from the human world, and then entered another world to work, and then lived in another world, and then became a resident of another world. You are now in the human world, but you will get a The job that attracts the attention of hundreds of millions of people across the country is to work in another world." Lang Guangwu decided to start with the current fundamental needs of the farmhouse.

The farmhouse picked up the phone again, ready to call the police. [-] before the end of the broadcast, Fatty You called.After pressing the answer button, I heard the other party yelling: "Jia Le, do you know? Someone died in our school, what a terrible death! You won't be able to come back tonight."

Nongjiale: "...what?" Did Fatty You know what happened in the faculty dormitory that night? "You knew already?"

Fatty You: "Ah, did you know that too? I heard that the woman who died was Zhang Qili's new girlfriend. Who do you think is so wicked to put her body in a place as big as a basketball court? Are you coming back to sleep tonight? "

basketball court?Nongjiale looked at Lang Guangwu in a daze, and Lang Guangwu grabbed the phone and said, "I'm not coming back, have fun." "Okay. Goodbye." Fatty You hung up the phone very happily.

Nongjiale's expression at this time is a capitalized bewilderment.

The author has something to say:

This article focuses on daily life, so there are not many things about shi people, really not much~ But let me explain here, the underworld does not care about things in the other world, and the other world does not care about things in the underworld, the human world is related to the underworld, and many products of the other world Reconnected with the human world~