Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

He has thought about the entrance to another world countless times: over the mountains to Kunlun, swimming to the center of the Pacific Ocean and diving into the center of the earth, or suddenly driving into another dimension in an old bus.It’s not that he has a rich imagination, it’s really messy and time-traveling and watching too much. I’m afraid that one day when I go to the toilet, I will be sucked into the toilet. After I come out, I will be told to welcome to a new world in another world. This is still a cliché. The male protagonist who wrote about the prehistoric stream of consciousness actually had to get into other people's sputum to instantly transfer to another place. This kind of thought that broke through the brain and made readers sick really made Nongjiale dare not drink soup for three days, fearing that what he drank was not good Soup, but a thick mouthful of old phlegm.Vomit~ The more I think about it, the more disgusting I feel~ I want to return to thinking, but the actual operation still surprised the farmhouse.Lang Guangwu led him and Fei Yunxiang to an open field, stopped Fei Yunxiang, shortened the Zen stick to the length of a rolling pin, and drew a circle with the farmhouse as the center point.

Seeing that there were no sparks like the golden cudgel on TV, Nongjiale said depressedly: "Hey, can this work? Anyway, I am also Tang Sanzang. The circle of the bald donkey has an aperture, so you have to put a small one. Fireworks or a few fairy wands for meaning."

"Whispering, I haven't seen enough firecrackers!"

He forgot that the department he joined now is for firecrackers, oh no, it's for firecrackers, but the risk factor has doubled.

When Lang Guangwu stood in the circle, Nongjiale couldn't hold back the little excitement in his heart, and urged Lang Guangwu to open the door quickly.

Lang Guangwu was not in a hurry, he held the Zen stick in his hand and asked, "Have you seen the Dinosaur Team?"

Farmhouse:"?"

"Transformers?"

Farmhouse:"??"

"Nezha?"

Nongjiale: "You mean to transform?"

Lang Guangwu smiled satisfied with the answer, and said, "No."

Nongjiale exploded: "Then you are laughing——"

"I just want to see if you are still a child at heart. I thought we were going to the Children's Paradise Animal World or something."

The farmhouse howled: "I am an adult!"

"Both body and mind are familiar?"

"of course."

Lang Guangwu looked at the Nongjiale from top to bottom, from bottom to top, front, back, left, right, and left, expressionlessly, and said, "Are you in love?"

Nongjiale was about to be spit out blood by Lang Guangwu's nonsensical anger: "Where did you come up with the question, is it time to ask these? We are going to another world and accompany you to complete the task." Finger pointed to a wooden stake Fei Yunxiang.Lang Guangwu suppressed his smile, turned his palms sideways, and the Zen stick flew above the three of them. Lang Guangwu looked at Nongjiale firmly and said, "You choose the road, you remember."

Before Nongjiale could react, the Zen stick emitted a dazzling green light, and Nongjiale's eyes went dark, and he lost his mind.

A piercing hum woke the farmhouse from its coma.

The eyelids were heavy, and he refused to open them for a long time. Nongjiale forcefully opened his eyes, and the top was dark. Looking around, the black and gray were unclear.

Didn't he say to take me to another world, man?This is another world?Nong Jiale hesitated in his heart. He didn't dare to shout. Keeping silent in the dark is often the best way to protect oneself. One of the elements in the movie that the protagonists want to trigger the plot is to make noise anytime and anywhere so that they can continue to die.

Sitting on the ground for a while, hair fluttering, there is wind here, Nongjiale stretches out five fingers, but can feel the direction of the wind, it seems that there are winds in all directions, the wind blows randomly, not strong enough to remind Nongjiale, Now is not the time to laugh and play house, he must maintain the best and most awake state.

Countless conjectures popped up in his mind, maybe this was the last test question before he took the job, but what was the test question?Find a way out?Nongjiale looked around, he could not see the sky between the sky and the earth, and he was not sure if the ground he was stepping on was the ground. The whole person was sealed in this chaotic space. Nongjiale pinched his thigh hard, and it hurt.

After waiting for a long time, there were no people or sounds, and finally couldn't hold back anymore, Nongjiale yelled, "Ah——"

"Ah—" there was an echo.

The farmhouse shouted again: "I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry."

Nongjiale: "?" It seems that a word is missing?Nongjiale was not very sure, but he was afraid that it was true, so he shouted again, with a vibrato: "I am~really~want to eat~chicken~"

"Biu—" What's the sound?As soon as the farmhouse looked up, a green thing fell from above, and the place where it fell was right in front of the farmhouse.Nongjiale didn't dodge, because he smelled the smell - chicken - smell!

Open the lotus leaf packaging one layer from the left and one layer on the right, oh, there are only two fist-sized steamed lotus leaf fragrant chickens, which are exuding heat, as if they are saying to the farmhouse: Come, come, come and eat me!

Nongjiale swallowed his saliva, and poked the chicken/body uncertainly. It was soft, and it was not plastic. "It's because I'm hungry, dizzy, and hallucinating? There's no one in this place, where did the chicken come from?" Nong Jiale remembered the words he had just shouted, and his back tightened.Only this sentence popped up in my mind: There is a ghost!

This time, he didn't care what he looked around, and he stopped shouting, who knows what will appear the next second after shouting.Sitting cross-legged, facing the lotus leaf chicken one meter away from him, silently thinking, silently swallowing saliva, silently closing eyes and meditating.

For a while, what a fart, Nongjiale, who was so hungry and dizzy, decided to be a full ghost even if there was an accident, peel off the lotus leaf, pick it up and eat it, a chicken in the left hand, a chicken thigh in the right hand, and the oil in the mouth is all I can look in the mirror.

I don't know if it was really hungry for too long, so long that I didn't feel satisfied even after eating the chicken butt.Forget it, lick the chicken bone clean, and take a lotus leaf to bury the bone on the spot.

As soon as the stomach is filled, sleepiness hits, and it is really sleepy when you are full.Nongjiale wondered if the chicken was drugged to stun him, and wanted to shake his head to wake himself up, but he surrendered and closed his eyelids first, and fell asleep.

The passage of time is imperceptible in this chaotic world.At this time, the farmhouse music no longer wakes up because of the sound, the stomach is empty, and it is hungry.

Nongjiale rubbed his eyes and shouted to the top: "Give me something to eat, I'm hungry."

After a while, all kinds of delicacies fell from the sky and smashed the farmhouse.Feeling that I was about to be overwhelmed by food, the farmhouse hurriedly called to stop, and no more food dropped in the air.

Crawling out of the food pile, this time what dropped were all kinds of exquisitely packaged snacks, as well as cooked food, such as chicken feet, pig's trotters, kelp knots, crispy corners, French fries, walnut kernels, creamy melon seeds, crispy Chicken burgers and more.Nongjiale opened the packaging of the Chicken Leg Fort, looked up, down, left, and right for a long time, and found that it was just an ordinary packing carton, which fell from a high place and did not disperse. Give up, hold the hamburger in one hand and continue eating.

Eating and eating, my stomach was almost full again, sleepiness struck again, Nongjiale fumbled in the pile of snacks, trying to find something sharp to stimulate myself, but when I couldn't find something, I closed my eyes and fell asleep again.

In this way, I was repeatedly woken up by hunger, fed and fell asleep for an unknown amount of time. At first, Nongjiale would be alert and suspicious. Don't think about today and tomorrow.

Looking at the screen made of yellow paper spells on the wall, Lang Guangwu was silent. He was the only one sitting in the middle of the empty conference room. The door was cursed and no one could open it. Anyone who wanted to come in After understanding what he is going to do, he will leave obediently.

Just like the entrance examination in the human world and job interviews, there is always the last question that needs to be answered. The invigilator this time is no longer assigned by the superior, but Lang Guangwu personally invigilates the exam and writes the questions himself. Looking at his frowning, he knew that the answer given by the answer made him unable to let go, and the farmhouse was depraved.

Among the 440 four spaces in Fenghuli, the space where the farmhouse is located is not difficult to break, on the contrary it is relatively easy space for time.

There are no monsters or beasts here, just food. For foodies, it is heaven and even hell.Because the food that is continuously supplied here is not just food, but——

With the half-eaten bread in his mouth, Nongjiale was a little tired from eating, and he put his hands behind his back and sighed.There are still a bunch of unopened snacks around him, but he can't arouse the slightest interest, but he can't help but glance at which ones he likes, and whether he should take out the favorites first or eat them last .As soon as the uncontrollable brain thought became clearer, it was forced into some inexplicable things, or duck wings or duck necks or pork jerky, as if his soul had changed.

Um?Nongjiale suddenly realized that he seemed to be able to think again. He took down the bread in his mouth, stretched out his hand to the food involuntarily, took a bag of crispy rice, and gnawed it. Come up with thoughts such as "I can't eat any more, you are possessed by evil spirits", etc. I have never thought about it before or thought about it but forgot.

Swallow the fried rice in his mouth, and take out another piece of rice with his hand. As soon as the rice rice touches the skin of his mouth, Nongjiale's mind returns to the train of thought that just felt bewitched. Instinctively, as if directing the nerves to react by itself, stuffed the rice into his mouth.

Chewing rice cracker Nongjiale had a bold hypothesis in his mind. He swallowed the food in his mouth and went to drink a matcha milkshake.With a sip of tea, the previous thoughts of eating and eating and eating and eating ceased to appear. On the contrary, when the habit was removed, the actions and thoughts of stuffing things in the mouth without stopping came back.

He knew what the problem was.

Lang Guangwu's eyebrows stretched slightly, but the string in his heart still couldn't let go.

Everything happens for a reason.

Old Qin's voice appeared in his mind, and Lang Guangwu understood that he was using telepathy to make him calm down.