Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

By the way, when Lang Guangwu's breakfast is all on the table, the farmhouse is almost awake.

Fried steamed buns are added with millet porridge, and there are two more pickles in addition to pickled cucumbers: carrots and garlic.

Although it seems that there are not many tricks, it is simple and simple, and it does not cost much money. The most important thing is that someone will do it.Nongjiale and You Fatty split their bows left and right, gulping porridge and vegetables.Fortunately, Lang Guangwu had the foresight to put his share on a separate plate.Whenever those two people dared to glance over here, a cold light flashed, and there was a danger that if you dare to look again, I won't do it again.So the two of them shot at the things in front of them with their chopsticks, and when the three of them had finished eating and drinking, it was already broad daylight.

Lang Guangwu tidied up, put on his suit, and went out to inspect, and by the way, see what work can be done in the human world.

Lang Guangwu didn't intend to tell him about the farmhouse, no matter whether he met the objective conditions to enter another world.As for the subjective conditions, if he is not willing, then he cannot force it, but if he is willing, does Lang Guangwu really want to bring him into the department?He got to his current position step by step, and directly entered his department without eliminating the third and sixth monsters. Lang Guangwu disliked this "back door" approach.Besides, it's hard for a newcomer to get familiar with all this quickly.

Most of the jobs in the talent market require academic qualifications, and academic qualifications are the key to jobs in the human world.If you don't look at jobs that don't depend on academic qualifications, Lang Guangwu can also do manual labor jobs such as waiters, masseurs, and brick movers on construction sites, step by step.

After walking around for a while, there was a company that was looking for experience as a foot therapist. If you don’t have experience, you can follow suit, but you don’t have enough time, so Lang Guangwu had to give up.After staying in the foreign world for a long time, people are useless. Apart from fighting monsters and lighting firecrackers, he has forgotten what else he can do. Lang Guangwu returned to the 73 University of Technology and went to the dormitory to stay quietly.

He didn't have a mobile phone, and his only big brother changed back to scratching again. Only its real owner can use this thing, just like his Zen staff. It was probably a trial at that time, and it would return to its original shape after one use.

It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to the dormitory.Nongjiale has already woken up and ran to the next door to play LOL with You Fatty. Lang Guangwu stood in the corridor and heard the two yelling in the room: "Flash people, retreat, retreat quickly," "Big moves, big moves!" "Steal the tower, steal the tower, cover me, quick!" "Stupid, quick, cover me!"

Lang Guangwu: "..."

After returning to the room, I took the library card of the farmhouse and went straight to the library.If you don't know how to learn, Lang Guangwu has always been so straightforward.

The library was overcrowded, and Lang Guangwu decided to take the book back to read.In front of the service center desk, Lang Guangwu let everyone look at him expressionlessly.Especially librarians.

The librarian looked back and forth between the library card and Lang Guangwu: "Hi, classmate, is this card yours?"

Lang Guangwu: "It's in the same dormitory."

The administrator let out a sigh of relief, and returned the certificate to Lang Guangwu: "Student, you can borrow only your own certificate here."

Lang Guangwu: "You mean I can just change my face."

Administrator: "Student, even if you can sing Kunqu Opera, it doesn't work, you have to be yourself, and you can do it yourself."

Lang Guangwu lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "Can I borrow my phone, I'll call me over."

Administrator: "There is a landline at the door, you can call."

Lang Guangwu: "I don't have a phone card and change, do you have one? Card, change, mobile phone, which one do you borrow?"

Administrator: "...Why me?"

Lang Guangwu: "Because I don't know anyone else, you are the administrator."

Admin: "Yeah, I'm an admin, but I'm only an admin, you understand."

Lang Guangwu: "Is it because the administrator doesn't care about this?"

The students at the back of the line were waiting impatiently. Seeing that the two of them had an interesting question and answer, they all calmed down to watch the administrator's reaction.

Administrator: "I only care about the safety of the books, and whoever borrows them. Go without a document."

Lang Guangwu: "I will ensure the safety of the book. You can write down my name or draw a portrait of me. Or you can apply for a new card for me."

"Draw, draw, would you like me to lend you a pen? I'm from the art department." Someone in the team joked.

The administrator had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and said, "Please go to the side to make a call." He is also responsible for applying for the new certificate, and there are several procedures, so it is better to let him come over.

Lang Guangwu took a look at the thin mobile phone and said: "I don't remember the number, I will return it to you." After speaking, he put the mobile phone on the table and left without looking back.The administrator looked at his handsome back and the dozen or so books piled up next to him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he silently retracted his phone.

As soon as he walked to the iron gate of the dormitory, he saw Nong Jiale coming out with his canvas bag.Before he finds a new job and a new residence, he will continue to work in the milk tea shop.

The bicycle of the farmhouse is gone, and the two have been taking the bus to work.Today was the first time that Lang Guangwu worked the night shift with Nongjiale. The two of them were about to walk to the door of the store when Nongjiale suddenly remembered the traffic.

"How do we get back at night?" Nongjiale asked.

Lang Guangwu replied: "Take the bus."

"There is no bus, you forgot, we have to go back in the early hours of the night, what a waste of time to take a taxi."

"What are you doing, don't you have a bicycle?"

"My bicycle is long gone." Nongjiale paused for a second, "How do you know I have a bicycle?" Lang Guangwu went to work in the store after his bicycle was lost, and he never mentioned the bicycle to him from the beginning to the end. thing.

Lang Guangwu said expressionlessly: "Xu Dewen said, you used to work the evening shift."

Nongjiale breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I thought you were the one who hit me. The person who hit me was never found, and the bicycle was lost. It would take about [-] minutes to walk back at night, taking the trail. I haven't bought insurance yet. .”

Lang Guangwu didn't answer.

The two were changing clothes in the store. Lang Guangwu glanced at Nong Jiale's leg. The bandage was a little loose, but it hadn't completely fallen off.Lang Guangwu didn't see Xu Dewen, so he asked Guan Guanyan: "Is he not at work?" Guan Guanyan: "Don't worry about him, just make sure someone goes to work."

In the store, Langguangwu filled all the powder barrels to check whether the temperature of the black tea was enough, because recently Xu Dewen developed a new variety and put it in the store for Langguangwu and Nongjiale to taste and give suggestions.

There are a few rose petals floating on the fruit green liquid. Put it under your nose and smell it. It has a faint rose fragrance. After a sip, the milky taste is not very strong and not too sweet, but the taste is silky, and there is still a lingering taste after swallowing. fragrant.It feels like something else is missing.

Lang Guangwu took a sip and didn't express any opinion. He directly took out the ground coffee powder from the cabinet, adjusted the fructose in the ounce cup and poured in the new product.Nongjiale took a sip with a skeptical attitude, huh?Take another sip.By the way, the smoothness of the entrance alone is not enough to taste the taste buds again and again. After a few sips, you will get tired, but after adding the blend of Langguang Mist, the taste is a little more bitter and astringent, and there are large pieces of astringency in the astringency. The sweetness is covered, so that the taste will not stay on the bitter and unbearable, but it will be a bit playful.

This guy is so good at deployment!Nongjiale looked at the drink in his hand in disbelief, and quickly wrote down this sum.

Speaking of which, Lang Guangwu's breakfast is also very good. Although it is a simple porridge with side dishes every day, his porridge boiled rice grains are blooming, and the side dishes are also very distinctive, otherwise it would be good. How could Fatty You, who is lazy and sleepy, get up so early every day to join in the fun for a few rations.perhaps--

"Do you know how to cook home-cooked food? Why don't we bring food over from tomorrow? I'm going to throw up after eating take-out every day, and" Nongjiale hesitated to speak, "Don't you have a mobile phone? I'll give you the money I saved Buy a mobile phone, anyway, just return it to me when you pay your salary."

Lang Guangwu turned his head and looked at Nongjiale in surprise: "You never thought that if I suddenly disappeared, all your efforts these days would be in vain?"

Nongjiale was taken aback, yes, Xu Dewen didn't say how long Lang Guangwu would live here, but simply told him to live with me.Lang Guangwu didn't say anything about his origins. Why did I trust him so much: "Otherwise, why don't you sell a kidney first?" Nongjiale said such a sentence out of nowhere, but Lang Guangwu didn't know how to answer it.

"...It's not that I really want you to sell it, hehehehe." Nong Jiale rubbed the back of his head, and wanted to pick up the rotten stalk he lost with tears in his eyes.

Lang Guangwu still didn't speak.

"..." Don't make me laugh like that, say something, Nima, why doesn't this guy talk so much to me?

"What do you want to do after graduation?"

"what?"

Lang Guangwu cleared his throat: "Your job after graduation? Do you want to sell milk tea here for the rest of your life?"

Before the words were finished, the Zen staff he placed in the school changed.Lang Guangwu quickly took out the canvas bag, said to the farmhouse that I would go out for a while, and ran away without closing the door.

Just now I was chatting with Nongjiale about what to do if it suddenly disappeared, but now it really disappeared immediately, Nongjiale was dumbfounded.

Lang Guangwu muttered something while running, and the Zen stick flew back to Lang Guangwu's side and returned to its full size, and stopped at his feet. Lang Guangwu took out a lead wire from the bag and wrapped it around the Zen stick, and the invisibility was complete.Stepping lightly on the Zen body with both feet apart, slightly arching the waist, and giving an order, the Zen staff flew back to the 73 University of Technology with a bright mist.

As dusk approached, the sky was filled with fiery clouds that looked blood-stained red.People shouted on the road, the cloud was horribly red, and the old people were discussing whether something happened, but the young people found it novel, took out their mobile phones and took a quick photo, recording the most real moment at this time with high-definition pixels look like.

reality?I'm afraid not necessarily, at least no one can take a picture of the meteor-like rapids. Xu Dewen stood by the window and looked at the sky, a gleam of light flashed through the lens.

The author has something to say:

I came back from May Day with ulcers in my mouth, not to mention the pimples on my face, alas