Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Apart from the cat-faced weirdo Bilian Nongjiale, he couldn't think of any other names. After all, he didn't know many people in another world, and he had met Bilian before.

"You came with that owl?"

"If he knows you call him that, guess he'll tickle you."

"Isn't that his hand? He has claws? Three heads and six arms? A cat?" Nongjiale talked further and further away, and Lang Guangwu didn't talk to him. He just pulled up all the curtains. Suddenly, the light in the room was blocked by darkness. Occasionally, a ray of light shines through the gap, but it doesn't look so dark.

Nongjiale said that the mouth was dry, and it didn't matter whether anyone had drunk the water in the cup, picked it up, poured it into the stomach, and drank it all.Just as he was about to rest, he felt a chill on the back of his neck, but when he turned his head, it was Lang Guangwu who blew at him, and Nongjiale was stunned.Lang Guangwu lowered his head, just facing Nongjiale face to face.The two people were face to face, eye to eye, and each other's breathing could be heard clearly.

Nong Jiale's mind was a mess, and he didn't know how to operate it. His eyes that went deep into Youjing reflected his appearance, thinking that the other party would see the other party's appearance in his own eyes, Nong Jiale's face flushed red again, and pushed away the light mist Walking to the window, he pulled open the curtains with his hands clumsily, almost breaking them with too much force.

Lang Guangwu stepped forward to hold the hand of the farm musician, and said softly: "Close it, don't open it."

The farmhouse musician let Lang Guangwu take the lead and closed the curtains again. He didn't have any extra thoughts to think about why the curtains were drawn in broad daylight. Now his mind is full of Lang Guangwu's deep and deep male voice: subwoofer, subwoofer, subwoofer bass……

In the midst of a flash of ambiguity, the door opened.

Looking at the person coming, Nongjiale pointed and exclaimed: "Ah, the masked stingy man in the coffee shop."

Bi Lian unhappily took off her mask and fought back: "Get out, who are you talking about, you are the one who is stingy, your whole family is stingy."

"Isn't it? The coffee shop doesn't order coffee and drink plain water. This is plain water dipped in coffee flavor."

"Your wallet your money?"

"I..." Nongjiale was at a loss for words, she pursed her mouth and said nothing.

"I invited you." Lang Guangwu, who had been standing by the side watching the battle, said suddenly.

Bilian rolled her eyes at the two even more unhappily, especially when she stayed on Lang Guangwu's body for more time.

Lang Guangwu continued: "Go back to your room and rest, and we'll talk about it later."

Bilian turned around and went back to her room, closing the door.

As expected, this room belonged to the cat-faced weirdo Bilian. They are now in the same department, and it is normal to come out to perform tasks. "Where is the counselor?" He thought of another person in the department, Chen Manbiao. The human world had heard about him, but in fact he hadn't contacted anyone in Fengqi City. Fortunately, he lost his things before he could go back.

"He's dealing with other things in another world. Although the Nine Desolation Department is called the Nine Desolation Department, he can't really leave it alone." Lang Guangwu poured himself a glass of water and took away the cup of Nongjiale.

Nong Jiale thought of the situation when he encountered Langguang Wu at the beginning, and he felt a strange feeling in his heart. He couldn't tell what it was like, but suddenly felt that the person sitting across from him drinking water slowly was very strange.

Nongjiale opened the chair and was about to sit down when the slow-moving person said calmly: "You ran for a day today, aren't you tired?" It's only past two o'clock in the afternoon, how can you say it's a day of running?But he could hear the rejection of the undertones of the words.

"Then I'm leaving." Nong Jiale is not an ignorant person, he just wondered if he forgot something during this process.

"No, you'd better go to my room to rest. I'll have something to say to you after you've rested." The tone that could not be refused was not at all polite. Nongjiale disliked someone talking to him like this, but he didn't say anything to veto the other party. Instead, he opened the door and entered the room as if possessed, took off his coat, got under the quilt, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Lang Guangwu in the living room tapped the edge of the table with his index finger, and Bilian walked out of the room.

"Are you going to let him join?" Bi Lian didn't go around the bush, and went straight to the point.

Lang Guangwu looked at the table and asked back: "Isn't he always there?"

Bi Lian understood and stopped talking about this issue.He was reminded by Lang Guangwu that he went to the alley again after leaving the coffee shop, but he was called back by Lang Guangwu when he arrived at the intersection of Jihua Road, and he was a little confused.

"Now is not the time, we should all rest now." Knowing that Bilian had doubts, Lang Guangwu said it first.

Bi Lian stopped talking about other things, and when she returned to her room, she suddenly wondered whether the smell in the alley meant that her whereabouts had been exposed, and the person who connected her was gone, and the people connected with her connected disappeared one after another, the other party must know The other world will send people to investigate, what Lang Guangwu means is——

They come, the security.Someone wants them to chase after him non-stop, but unfortunately he is not a horse.have a good rest.Farmhouse music requires physical strength. Aren't cats only active at night? Lang Guangwu sat on the side of the sofa and closed his eyes to rest.

The temperature of a towel soaked in warm water wrung out and placed in the palm of the hand is the weather in June. The heat is not unacceptable, and it is not time to turn on the air conditioner, but the feeling of heat does exist.

The first thing the farmhouse feels when waking up is the heat. There is nothing else but fine sweat on the forehead along the temples.After sleeping until after six o'clock, it was time to eat. There was nothing else to do except eating and sleeping.

The doorknob turned, and Nongjiale knew who it was without guessing. He sat up lazily and looked at the door blankly.

Lang Guangwu took the water glass and walked to the bed and handed it to Nongjiale, and said lightly: "Hungry? Get up and eat."

Nongjiale: "..." Even if he admires pigs, he can't really raise him as a pig. "Is there any activity in the evening? I think I need to exercise."

"Events at night?" Lang Guangwu raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Of course there are, do you want the nightlife on Jihua Road?"

Nongjiale’s head was full of black lines, and he replied in an unlovable tone: “Is there anything else besides it? Didn’t I already hang out on Jihua Road all night? Some people say that life should be full of poetry and passion, otherwise it will be like a stinky person.” What's the difference between salted fish?"

"Simpler."

"Can we change places?"

"No." Sure enough, the answer was concise enough.

Nongjiale raised his forehead, he had forgotten that Lang Guangwu didn't come to the human world to go out for a ride with him in style, he was carrying an important mission, it seemed that he didn't go all the way, but he was penniless, wait, he can Borrow the phone from Fatty. If you didn’t make a call before, it was before. Now there are so many excuses. Friends just use it for consumption, no, for entertainment, not for digestion.

"Hey, lend me your phone."

Lang Guangwu hesitated for a while, then took out his mobile phone and handed it to Nongjiale.Nongjiale held a black phone with some weight, widened his eyes and smiled: "You are still using Nokia, no doubt you are his loyal Nokia fan, ahhahaha——"

Lang Guangwu replied expressionlessly: "Have you seen this model?"

The Nokias used by the farmhouse are all the old models of student phones back then. He hasn’t used Nokias for a long time and he is not a digital expert. He honestly said: “I haven’t seen it before.”

"Aren't you going to call?"

"Oh, yes." Just as he was about to broadcast the number, Nongjiale was dumbfounded looking at the phone's keyboard, and pressed the keys, but the keys were neither Arabic numerals nor letters, but uppercase Chinese characters [-] on □□ Nine, when will Nokia phones have this kind of button?This kind of button is really inconvenient to type. Nongjiale looked at Langguangwu suspiciously. Langguangwu smiled. He took the phone and pressed it a few times. There is an extra screen on the button part that just links to the upper screen to form a whole piece.

Just now the button type has changed to the current touch screen type, Nongjiale's eyes widened, looking over and over again, his fingers are still digging at the edge, and he can't find the mechanism, so give up.

Call the fat man first, and after poking his finger on the screen for a long time, he remembered a serious problem. He didn't remember the number of the fat man. To be precise, he didn't remember anyone's number except the number of the people's police/police uncle. There should be one in Lang Guangwu's phone contacts, and the little flame of excitement burst out again.

He searched the screen up and down, left and right, but couldn't find Fatty You's name, not even a nickname for Fatty, and there were only a few numbers in the entire contact book, all of which were strangers he didn't know.Nongjiale returned it to Lang Guangwu sullenly, but now he was fine, the police did not call, the number was unknown, and the person was lost. Next, Nongjiale was about to fall headlong into the bed when Lang Guangwu grabbed him.

The farmhouse said wearily: "What are you doing?"

Lang Guangwu: "I lost my things, I can't see anyone, and I don't remember the number. Are you going to sleep?"

"I see. I, I will go to the police station to register first, then I will find a short-term job later, and then..."

"Why don't you come to my place to work, the wages are paid according to the regular work, free board and lodging, snacks, transportation and life-long events are included, do you want it?" Lang Guangwu blurted out a series of attractive work benefits in a flat and natural tone It seems that he is not talking about work negotiations, but the clothes you are wearing are handsome, generous, cheap and affordable. After passing this store, you will not feel like this village. For a moment, the farmhouse feels that if he has not woken up from his lethargic state , I guess I agreed at the first point.Why did he leave in the first place?

After leaving Zhao'an, the farmhouse did not relax.He was so excited when he heard Lang Guangwu say that he was going to take him into another world, but now that enthusiasm has been completely forgotten, especially when he sees that Fei Yunxiang is going back to the other world with them.

In fact, he still has many questions about Zhao'an, such as the lobby manager of the hotel, the business card given by the man with glasses, and the pet care center downstairs, etc. The affairs of the human world are handled by people from the human world. That's what Lang Guangwu told him in their school. Now that he is a member of the Nine Desolation Department, Lang Guangwu still says this.