Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

"We are very sorry for the trouble someone caused you. After all, he is the only one in his department at present, so the old man can only apologize across departments." The bald old man with white beard in the mirror rubbed his head embarrassingly.

"Shouldn't there be an apology ceremony or something like an apology?" Xu Dewen was wearing pajamas, brushing his teeth while turning the faucet. As long as the other world is connected to the human world, the water at home will be cut off. "Can you report it to the maintenance department?" For a moment, don’t cut off the water in the connector’s house every time you talk to the connector, I will be very troubled, it’s me and not the water pipe in my house.” Xu Dewen stepped on his flip flops to get mineral water from the refrigerator rinse.

"Speaking of which, except for him who has met the requirements of Jiujie, the rest of the departments in the bureau are basically still hovering between the third and sixth? It's a pity that you can't come to our other world, alas~ It's a pity!"

"It's appropriate to put on a regretful expression while playing with beards? There should be an apology ceremony instead of a meeting ceremony. Go help me and tell my superiors, otherwise I won't accept this kind of job next time." Xu Dewen felt that he was really desperate I don't sleep at night when I'm full and stay here with an old man.

The old man hurriedly put down his beard and waved his hands, "Hey, don't, it's not that everyone in this area has not yet reached the joint standard except you. You also know that the number of departments has increased recently and there is a shortage of management personnel, as well as funds. Oh, you can't understand For a moment, although you can't come over, we from another world can send representatives to visit your cadres! By the way, in fact, this time, besides asking you to help connect with Lang Guangwu, I also hope you can help him with something. This old man is getting old. He is not good at communication, so I hope he can bring an apprentice or subordinate or friend with him when he completes the task this time. By the way, the information about the Jiutian Pot Monster shown before By mistake, after that fight, the last time our tracking screen showed its presence switched from a male to a female."

Xu Dewen frowned, feeling a bad premonition in his heart: "What's going on?"

"It's like this. At that time, its thermal energy display was still a green male, but it turned into purple two seconds before it disappeared. Purple is the representative color of females in the gender of monsters. Generally, there are transitional colors blue and comprehensive colors orange. , but we turned the records back and found that it was directly transformed into purple. The Nine-Tian Ket Monster has only had one gender since its existence, the male body. The record about its reproduction is that if the Nine-Tian Pot Monster has been living in the world , Every 72 years, they will go to a place where depression is concentrated to live in hiding and wait for the birth. They will appear again on the third day of the third month, that is, the first day of the new year. There are only a few sentences in the book, according to our years of capture According to empirical deduction, it has always been a male body, but it should be converted into a female body when the birth comes."

"Is there such a thing?" Although Xu Dewen didn't participate in the hunt, he still knew a thing or two about monsters.

"There is no information about it turning into a female, so we don't know if it is dangerous, so you need to pay more attention here, and Aqiu is developing new weapons recently," "Don't." Xu Dewen The rejection was straightforward.

"I'll give it to you in two days", "I said no." Xu Dewen resolutely refused to let the old man finish his sentence.

"Send it over." The old man was also quite stubborn and wanted to finish his sentence before closing the mirror.

Xu Dewen: "..."

Forget it, it's been a long time since I talked to my dear, and it's been five hours and 24 minutes since the last call. It's time to make a call to say hello and do something else.

Early in the morning, the farmhouse was disturbed by the noise of ping-pong-pong in the dormitory.

"Hey, hey, I beg you, it's not until seven o'clock, can you stop the meeting. It's not too late to get up after nine o'clock." Nong Jiale rubbed his eyes, he was not dreaming, he was a big man about 1.8 meters long. An apron is busy cutting side dishes behind the door, he can cook?

Lang Guangwu bowed his waist slightly, without looking at the farmhouse music, he said: "Since you wake up, go wash up, it's your job."

Is it possible that living with me and making breakfast doesn't count as me?

"Sometimes it depends on my mood, so everything has to go with the flow."

He heard it, he actually heard the OS in my heart, man of God.

Nong Jiale sighed while lying on the bed and drooling, "It's the OS in your heart that is too loud, I can't even plug my ears." Lang Guangwu said solemnly, "If you don't get up again, I will put poison in your bowl Or expired chili seeds."

"..." Nongjiale was sweating profusely.

The mornings in the boys’ dormitory are basically quiet, especially during class. It’s not that everyone got up early but played too late yesterday, and they just went to bed at this time.Those who can meet are basically wearing the bird's nest head and taking the panda with half-open eyes, and go downstairs to get the express delivery.No, Fatty You from the dormitory next door to the Nongjiale leaned against the wall and smelled the smell of rice and went downstairs to get it.

"Nongjiale, your family still has something to eat, give it to me." Fatty You's voice was low and frightening. It seemed that he was a little late yesterday, and his fat little hands stretched out to the edge of the bowl without even looking at it. The bowl is picked up.

"Hey, what are you doing, put it down, mine." Nongjiale hurriedly held down the fat man, wanting to eat free food, but there is no way.

Fatty You saw that the pretense was unsuccessful and the food could not be moved, so he salivated and went straight to the Nongjiale: "Jiale, I love you, I will take the thirty kilograms of fat that I have worked hard for more than ten years to grow. Give it all to you, don't be disgusted, oh baby. Baji~" After speaking, he smacked on Nongjiale's face.

"Ouch~" Faced with this scene, Lang Guangwu held back the pickled cucumbers he had just swallowed, and picked up his suit jacket to open the door.

"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute." Nongjiale struggled to break out of Fatty You's hug, quickly rummaged through the closet to find a sweater, cardigan and trousers for daily use, and threw them to Lang Guangwu, saying: "I forgot to give you yesterday." Now that you’ve bought your outfit, you can wear what you’ve got, but the trousers are, so be it.” Although Zhang Qiju is not short, he’s really not sure that his trousers can be worn by Lang Guangwu.

Sure enough, the upper body is fine, but the lower body is not.Lang Guangwu spread his hands, and ran to the fourth floor to find a classmate to borrow from Nongjiale. Finally, he borrowed two barely decent jeans and a pair of Pikachu pajama pants.

Lang Guangwu ignored the pajama pants and tried one of the pants that didn't look too torn and didn't smell so heavy, and finally chose to turn a blind eye and go to work.

"Woo--I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. What's the matter with going in and out of our school in suits all the time, and I don't know how to explain it when I meet the counselor later." Nongjiale said to himself.

After drinking up the porridge in the big bowl, he burped three times, and the fat man patted his belly and said, "I said farmhouse music, who was that just now? Hiccup~"

"A new employee in our store." Nongjiale turned around helplessly.

"Oh, how come you live here, your boss has already reached a certain level."

"That's not it, I'll rub you, you fat man, you spit out my porridge." "Ah—killing" "Stop—I'm digging—" "Ah——"

Lang Guangwu, who had just walked downstairs to the gate, heard the yelling from upstairs, shook his head, and sighed to himself: Alas, how long will this pretend? It is becoming more and more difficult for him who is not good at dealing with people. He has controlled his emotions, he is really afraid that one day he can't bear it and will destroy this earth.At first, I missed my colleague Zhou Dewen and Dr. Aqiu from another world, but I am afraid that it will be too late for Lang Guangwu to hide when I really meet them.

A breeze blows, carrying a strange smell.Lang Guangwu stood beside the campus avenue for a while, and the smell disappeared. Is such a light smell a test?Students in twos and threes were in groups, and the female students looked at Lang Guangwu with curious eyes. From time to time, some people passed by and whispered: "You are so handsome", "Who is it, do you have a heart, so masculine." , "Which class is it?" Lang Guangwu's forehead was full of veins, so he should leave first.

Could it be that he got mixed up with the students of the 73 University of Technology?If so, I'm afraid it will be a bit troublesome.Lang Guangwu handed out a cup of burning fairy grass, and sent away the student MM who came to see him with a stiff smile on his face. He was still thinking about the Nine Heavens Pot Monster. He couldn't feel at ease if he didn't solve it for a day. The big move at that time was not so much that the Nine Heavens Pot Monster hid it as it was at that time, by the way, that light!

Lang Guangwu's head recorded all the scenes like a video camera. As for the Jiutian Pot Monster, there is very little relevant information left by various departments in their bureau and even the entire alien world. I felt that the Jiutian Pot Monster had changed its form.The monsters are divided into three, six, nine and above, and those before the third have no entity. The third and sixth can be transformed into a human state, which is similar to a vegetative state or a still life, but the smell cannot be hidden. Only the ninth or above can Yes, even turning into other kinds of living creatures, it is understandable to turn into other forms to escape the attack of Lang Guangwu, but he always felt that something was wrong.

At noon, the two of you looked at me and I looked at you, neither of them wanted to order takeaway.

"Okay, I can pay for it, but why don't you order takeaway?" Nongjiale felt that this person was really a gentleman.

Lang Guangwu was silent.

"Hello!" Nongjiale threw his mobile phone to Lang Guangwu.

Lang Guangwu looked at it for a while, but still didn't move.

Could it be that he doesn't know how to do this?Speaking of this farmhouse, I remembered that Lang Guangwu came to their store empty-handed. Oh my god, this guy came from time travel. Could he be some medieval nobleman and oops? I don't know how to use a mobile phone, but I'm a quick learner, and the milk tea tastes pretty good. Based on my observations at the farmhouse this morning, there's a good chance that this product came from time travel. That's right.

Nongjiale didn't want to be so stiff when they met the next day, so they had to take back their mobile phones and scroll through Weibo boredly.In fact, he really wanted to take a photo of this freak and post it on Weibo to complain, but looking at his face and thinking about it with his toes, he can imagine such an outstanding face. Who would read the text when he posted it? Screen off.

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