Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

"I eat rice with potatoes and pork, how about you?"

"Same as you." Lang Guangwu swears, since he was sensible, he has never been so embarrassed. He depends on people's faces even if he eats a meal under the fence. You are hopeless, where did your former backbone and temper go?

No, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to broaden the sea and the sky.He's here for a mission!Task!Task!Say important things three times!He can't lose his temper in the human world, he wants to change it, he can be as crazy as he is when he returns to his own territory, no, wait until the task is completed, let everyone else get out of the other world!

The sun is shining warmly, and spring sleepiness always comes at this time.

Usually at this time, after eating and nothing to do, Nongjiale would cover his face with a fashion magazine and squint for a while, but it's a pity that someone is going to work with him now, so he can't be lazy.

"There's no one around right now, just sit down for a while." The third principle of being lazy, if someone is there, let him be your accomplice.

Lang Guangwu stood there straight, shaking his head.

"Let's sit together." No oil or salt?Langguangwu is now a big red cross in the heart of Nongjiale.

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Lang Guangwu's real distress at the moment is that he wants to go to the 73rd University of Technology to investigate, but what excuse should he find? There is nothing unusual about the incoming signal, this guy is cunning and ruthless, it seems that he will take the initiative to attack tonight.

Lang Guangwu's insistence made Nongjiale feel embarrassed to go on, so he simply ignored him, took a bench and sat on his stomach next to the refrigerator to rest, his eyelids were spinning and he couldn't hold it anymore.

The wind is so strong, why is the wind so strong today.Lang Guangwu struggled to push the bicycle up the slope. The trees on both sides of the slope were black, so strange.The farmhouse looked at the bicycle. The black one looked familiar. Isn’t this the one I lost?Why is it in his hands, Lang Guangwu gradually drifted away, Nongjiale tried to catch up: "Hey, wait." Lang Guangwu continued to move forward as if he didn't hear it, "You wait, you wait—"

With a bang, Lang Guangwu and the bicycle suddenly exploded, and the farmhouse was blasted into the sky, spinning and spinning continuously...

I feel dizzy, what happened to Lang Guangwu, is he dead? "ah--"

Lang Guangwu: "?"

Nongjiale was awakened by the nightmare, sweating profusely.

"Having a nightmare?" Lang Guangwu said lightly.

Nong Jiale patted his chest and panted heavily. After a while, he finally calmed down and said slowly, "How long have I been asleep."

"It won't take long, and I'll be off work in three hours."

"?" Nongjiale was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "Ha, I actually slept for more than two hours!"

"Well, it's okay, there's no one around, you continue to sleep." Lang Guangwu was still expressionless, Nongjiale couldn't figure out what was going on in his mind, usually this kind of situation shouldn't be followed by asking you what nightmare you had, and saying Come out and let everyone be happy, Yunyun, but he told himself to continue to sleep, so Nima is not afraid that I will continue to dream?It's better to dream of strangling him to death. Fortunately, I was still worried about him just a moment ago, and worrying is unnecessary.

Nongjiale didn't dare to continue to sleep anymore. He was still a little scared when he thought of the dream, so he simply stood beside Lang Guangwu, standing closer, standing closer.The venue was so big, Lang Guangwu was forced to climb up the wall by him.

"Please give way." Lang Guangwu stood back.

At first, the farmhouse felt nothing. After a while, there was always the sound of firecrackers in my ears, "Boom, boom!" No, it seemed to be an explosion.The farmhouse moved two steps, and then stuck on it again.

Lang Guangwu: "..."

"Let's go out to eat tonight. I'm treating guests. Drinks are included within 30 yuan."

"You just said that two bowls of fried noodles and two cups of boiled water are comforting to me."

"Is the sausage okay?"

"..."

"Please put away the little yellow man's big eyes and cute face, it's not suitable." Lang Guangwu resisted the acid in his stomach and turned his face away.

Although the appearance is ordinary, but the expression is sincere, okay, I don’t know how to appreciate it, Nongjiale is too lazy to care about him, and I am too embarrassed to tell him that I am timid, and ordinary people who pretend to be cute can accept it. Of course, he is not a normal person.

"Where are you from? Are you not a local? Do you have a girlfriend? What constellation? Are you applying by yourself or do you have an acquaintance? Xu Dewen? Our foreman? Are you from time travel? Hello, what do you want to drink?" His mouth can't rest for a moment.

"Strawberry milk tea without pearls."

"Okay, strawberry milk tea doesn't need pearls." The farmhouse said the last sentence to Lang Guangwu.

Lang Guangwu looked at Nongjiale suspiciously, and Nongjiale repeated it again, asking Lang Guangwu to do it for a long time.Lang Guangwu turned around to make milk tea, and was ready to seal it. Nongjiale took the milk tea, sealed it, collected money and handed it out.

"Your face affects the business more, it's better for me to be the facade." Nongjiale patted his chest and said.Lang Guangwu has white lines all over his head, why is this guy getting thicker and thicker, pushing his nose to his face.

"Which dynasty did you travel through? The Spring and Autumn Period? The Qin Dynasty? Yuanmou Homo erectus?" The machine guns of the farmhouse began to shoot at Lang Guangwu again and again, and Lang Guangwu was extremely tenacious until Xu Dewen appeared .

"What are the odds that it will be feasible for me to have my overnight stay deducted directly from my salary?"

Xu Dewen lingered for a while between their arms touching, then said with a sinking body, "Negative numbers, even if you sacrifice your personal time, the chances can only rise to zero at most."

Nongjiale didn't understand what Xu Dewen meant: "What are you talking about, why sacrifice your personal time?"

Xu Dewen patted Lang Guangwu's shoulder, pushed his glasses and said, "Don't be discouraged, there are other ways to solve it."

"What to exchange?" No matter what method Xu Dewen will say, the price must be asked clearly first.

"I also have generous moments." Xu Dewen counted the banknotes in the cash register, spitting straight away.

"Nongjiale, go and change your clothes first, I'll just watch over here, and wait outside later." Lang Guangwu counted the plastic cups and other materials.

Nongjiale didn't know what the two of them were doing, but he didn't bother to get involved, so he obediently went to the back.

As soon as he left, Xu Dewen had already counted the tickets and began to wipe the bar.

Lang Guangwu stopped what he was doing and said in a low voice, "Any news?"

Xu Dewen kept moving, and responded, "I don't remember any shady secrets between us."

"Boss Xu's generosity, I may have to go back and look for it in the materials."

"Maybe you can choose not to hear it, anyway, the first conversation doesn't need too many reasons and explanations."

"..."

"Of course, having a conversation with your other half is another way of saying it."

"..."

Lang Guangwu decided not to make a detour, and went straight to the point: "I smelled it in the 73 University of Technology today."

"It's fleeting again?"

"Yes, there are too many people, so I can't tell them apart quickly. Did you know it was lurking in the 73rd University of Technology beforehand and put me next to Nongjiale?" If this is the case, then Lang Guangwu will have to look at the connectors in the human world differently.

Xu Dewen denied without the slightest hesitation: "As I said, I will not participate in the hunt. Arranging you by his side is purely out of humanitarian considerations. By the way, I don't know if you have mastered the past two days with him." Some essentials."

"Essentials?" Lang Guangwu felt that he might hear a shocking secret next.

"The point is, classmate Nongjiale."

"Huh? What?"

"He's a little special."

"I don't think so, but your ability to open your eyes and tell lies is a bit special. You mean, he is not human? But I don't see any difference between him and ordinary people. On the contrary, he is the most ordinary of ordinary people. Ordinary people who are thrown into ordinary seas and may not be able to be caught.” He was trying to describe how ordinary the people who were not present were.

A light flashed in Xu Dewen's lens: "Elder Qin explained last night that if you are still the only one in the department before you return to the foreign world, your department will be removed."

Lang Guangwu responded expressionlessly: "The reason."

"Take up space."

"Yes. Please feel free." Lang Guangwu took off his overalls, "But this time I will solve this matter myself."

Xu Dewen took out a canvas bag from the cabinet and handed it to Lang Guangwu: "Quick battle."

Lang Guangwu took the bag and turned around to leave.

Thousands of miles of night sky, stars twinkle.The earth seemed to be covered with a light blue veil, and everyone fell asleep peacefully under the veil of the night.

Of course, there are also some disturbers who like to do things in silence, such as:

"The moon is hazy, the bird is hazy, and I am also hazy. I said Langguangwu, what did you bring me here for?" Nongjiale said in pajamas, stepping on the cotton and dragging the corner of Langguangwu's clothes.

Lang Guangwu covered Nongjiale's mouth: "Shut up, can you please? I beg you to come with me, okay? I'm still holding on to it. Believe it or not, I'll knock you out." After speaking, Nongjiale Trying to keep his eyes wide open, he finally regained his senses and nodded. Lang Guangwu let go of the farmhouse and continued to hide behind a thick ginkgo tree outside the basketball court.

God knows that Lang Guangwu had the opportunity to investigate while Nongjiale was asleep, but the guy from Nongjiale actually jumped up and rushed over to grab his canvas bag at the moment he opened the door, and yelled loudly that he would follow him life and death He immediately attracted the attention of the neighbors, so he had no choice but to drag him out first.

Lang Guangwu watched the figures walking on the basketball court and checked the time.

"Now is Zishi, it is the juncture for everyone to date, and it is also the time for us to attack at this time." Nongjiale said solemnly behind Lang Guangwu.

Lang Guangwu said in a low voice: "You can't keep your voice down. Also, don't make such a nonsense like acting in a TV show at eleven o'clock or eleven o'clock. If you talk too much, I will go back."

Nongjiale murmured: "I don't." You must know that it is really a big risk for him to let a weak man who is not good at writing or martial arts know how to fight a little strong to follow behind someone he doesn't know well.In fact, it was the secret mission that Xu Dewen gave him to follow closely with Lang Guangwu. As for the reasons and reasons, I let Nongjiale freely imagine.

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In fact, it is really a happy thing for someone to cook breakfast, but ~ single prosperity is destined to be hungry ~ single prosperity ~ single ~ single ~~~~~~