Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Due to the welcome and friendliness of the new colleagues, Xu Dewen reluctantly let Lang Guangwu sleep on the floor in the store overnight, and then all the materials and dinner used were deducted from his salary.

Originally, the day shift started at ten o'clock in the morning and clocked in at nine fifty, but in order to do more business, Xu Dewen told Lang Guangwu to work an extra two hours in the morning to count as overtime pay and to solve the accommodation problem.

So the new employee, Lang Guangwu, had to get up early and open the store to do business when he was exhausted the day before, absorbed the business experience of the human world and made all kinds of drinks, and only slept for more than five hours at night. Xu Dewen's overalls, that's what Xu Dewen was talking about for a long time at the time. Lang Guangwu felt sick when he smelled the smell on the clothes, but there was nothing he could do. He didn't know anyone in the human world. If you want to go back, you need Xu Dewen's stamp and signature, otherwise you can't go back, and Lang Guangwu, who has always been violent, has no choice but to swallow his anger, but he has sworn that as long as Xu Dewen steps on his bottom line, he will definitely serve him. .

It was almost working time, and Nongjiale came to the store early. He saw the store door opened just a long way away, and he didn't know what happened.When I walked in, I found out that the new employees had already started doing business inside.

"Morning!" Nongjiale lowered his head and straightened his collar.

"Hold it well, welcome to come next time." After the other party gave out milk tea in a little surprise, the guest turned sideways to say hello to the farmhouse after walking away.

"Morning." Soon he turned back.

Short words, the smell and sound of male hormones came into the ear sleep, have I seen this person somewhere?Nongjiale looked at his back and said in a daze, "I'm Nongjiale. That doesn't mean to open a store, it means Nongjiale, er, yes, it's Nongjiale." Nongjiale still couldn't explain his name.

"I know."

"what?"

"Langguang fog, a dazzling array of beautiful objects, light like an arrow in time, and fog that flies through the clouds."

Is he playing handsome with his back to me?Only three words are used, does each word use idioms to explain?The favorability that had just risen in my heart was reduced by two bars.

Nongjiale checked the environment of the store, and all the sanitary materials were done. It seems that he came quite early.But what happened to the quilt in the closet?Did he sleep here last night?There is another letter.

"It was left for you by the foreman. I haven't opened it." Lang Guangwu really felt that Xu Dewen was hypocritical about writing a letter. Why did he have to write it after a phone call? It seemed like he was deliberately testing him.

The envelope is written with the words of the farmhouse.The farmhouse opened the letter inexplicably, and saw a short line of words written on it: The newcomer can help you untie the bandage, but it takes time to observe and prepare, so stay with you during this period to offset the few days you are away, All comments are rejected.Another: You can have office romances, but they can't interfere with work. Above, your boss.

It's a bandage, not a bandage, okay? What's written here is true.Randomly let a stranger live with me, even if everyone is male, they can't do such nonsense.

Nongjiale said timidly: "Hey, Mr. Lang, where do you live now?" Asking where you live when you meet for the first time is similar to going to a hotel on your first date, no, no, no, this meaning is too different.

Lang Guangwu turned around and looked at the farmhouse: "What?"

Handsome face, wheat complexion, tough temperament, taller than him by a head.

"Ah, it's nothing, you know about the bandage on my leg."

"Well, I know."

"Then you will help me untie it?" He looked at Lang Guangwu with piercing eyes.

Lang Guangwu coughed lightly, "Show me your hand."

Could it be an intractable disease?Nongjiale raised his right hand.

Lang Guangwu put two fingers on Nong Jiale's right hand, closed his eyes, and felt his pulse.

Nongjiale's heart is on the verge of collapse: Is this guy a doctor?Is this guy a doctor?Why do you need to take the pulse? Isn’t it necessary to look at the tongue and eyes to take the pulse?Why did he close his eyes?Is it okay for such a handsome young man to feel the pulse of another barely handsome young man?Is it really okay? Hello?

Wait, Nongjiale suddenly thought of the note left by the boss, shouldn't it?

"It's nothing, it's almost healed, and the bandage can be removed in a few days." Lang Guangwu interrupted Nongjiale's association at the right time, because all the thoughts in Nongjiale's heart were written on his face. I really can't stand it anymore.

"A few days will be a few days, well, I heard from the boss, did you sleep here last night? I live on campus now, and the people in my dormitory are on a business trip. If you don't mind, if you can't find Let’s live with me first. I’ll just tell him about my classmate’s place.”

"Okay, thank you." After speaking, he smiled at Nongjiale and continued to look at the scenery on the street.It wasn't that Lang Guangwu deliberately pretended to be passionate about showing off. Although he was very confident in his spells, the bandages on Nongjiale's body were still not falling off, which meant that the toxin had not been cleared.While he didn't catch the Nine-Tianhu Monster, he didn't want to make any further troubles, let alone hurt the Nongjiale, so he kept a distance from the Nongjiale as much as possible.

But he never imagined that it was Xu Dewen who actually let him live in the farmhouse, it was too messy.

"Well, if you don't mind, let's go together after get off work."

"it is good."

"Where's your luggage?"

"Not much, I'll just take it myself."

Not much really, a purple suit and a miniature Zen stick that looks like a Tang monk.

Nongjiale rummaged through the cabinet for a while, "It's gone?"

"Gone."

Damn, this is simply a huge hole, don't you even have a change of clothes, do you just stay for one day and leave?Nope.

Xu Dewen patted Nongjiale's shoulder behind him, and said earnestly: "New colleagues, new world, take your time, and have a good time." Condensed into a pure light.

Nongjiale took Lang Guangwu to clock in and leave work obediently, without any complaints.

The two didn't talk much when they went to work during the day, and now they are living under the same roof. Although they are very curious about each other's origins, they are even more surprised at how they inexplicably accepted a stranger into their territory, but he believes Xu Dewen , although the boss usually has a bit of a poisonous mouth, and sometimes his heart is a little bit poisonous, especially when calculating salary, other times it's okay, it's not so good as it is that he doesn't get along very well, but the person the boss likes It shouldn't be much worse, so after going around, he finally believed in the boss, and the farmhouse was also drunk.

"What's for dinner, I'll treat you."

"Don't be too polite, four dishes and one soup, don't panic."

"..." He was really rude.

"My salary for working here is calculated when I leave. I have no money with me now." Lang Guangwu finally said a long sentence to Nongjiale.While Nongjiale burst into tears, his heart also collapsed: So does this mean that I have to pay for the rest of the meal alone?

"Thank you for giving me a place to live and taking care of my food. I will return it to you when I leave." After speaking, Lang Guangwu bowed to the farmhouse to thank him.

Pedestrians on the side of the road looked sideways and discussed in low voices.

Nongjiale hurriedly pulled up Lang Guangwu and left here.

"I really don't need such a big gift. Next time, don't be so attention-getting. I don't think you have brought a bag or anything, and you don't have a change of laundry either. Let's buy some daily necessities before going to dinner."

"Well, okay, I'll listen to you." Why did his words sound so awkward, forget about the farmhouse and don't bother to care about those.

It is precisely because the other party is a farmer, no matter what bottom line he has stepped on, he has also returned it to him. After amnesia, he is willing to treat a stranger like this. Should he be called stupid or stupid? Guangwu thought it was funny, but now that he had a place to stay, he could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs with green peppers, Mushu pork, scrambled eggs with day lily, seaweed egg soup.

Lang Guangwu: "..."

Nongjiale: "Hey hey."

Lang Guangwu: "Are you lacking in that area? I am not lacking."

Farmhouse:"……"

Lang Guangwu's chopsticks swung back and forth three times over the row of egg feasts, and finally landed empty, sighing: "If you hear something like a mouse chewing a biscuit or a cat catching a mouse in the middle of the night You don’t need to pay attention to the sound, thank you for your hospitality, I’m going to rest.” After speaking, he laid his clothes on the living bed opposite and turned his back to the farmhouse.

Farmhouse:"……"

"Okay, okay, isn't there a shortage of funds during this time and I want to save everyone some money? I'll order takeaway for you if you want to eat." Nongjiale risked being roared by the uncle of the dormitory manager Hedong, and hid Cutting and cooking vegetables behind the door of the dormitory, and the other party fell asleep without acknowledgment, which made Nongjiale have the urge to kick him out.

But it’s true, let alone a table of greasy eggs, just listening to the name of the dishes will make you feel full, making the farmhouse feel like throwing up.I had no choice but to tidy up all the dishes on the table and order a takeaway for myself.

The male dormitory of 73 University of Technology is usually shared by four people. The other two boys who originally lived with Nongjiale and Zhang Qiju moved out in the second semester of their sophomore year. No one else was added to the dormitory. The two also reached a tacit understanding Agreement, go out when there are girls, only males stay in this house.The farmhouse itself sleeps lightly, and Zhang sleeps better in daily life, and in the past year and a half, no one else has spent the night in their dormitory.This is the first time that other than Zhang Qiju sleeps opposite the farmhouse.

I don't know my identity, I don't know my origin, I don't have luggage, I don't have a communication tool account, etc. How does such a person live in modern times? Nongjiale is very curious, but Lang Guangwu always has a feeling that he can keep a distance from him. Does he hate him?The more Nongjiale thought about it, the more he felt wronged, so why don't you just untie a bandage for him, and pick and choose for him to eat and live, but he should be leaving when the bandage is taken off, no, to be precise, when he gets paid. Let him go, although Nongjiale is embarrassed to speak.

The author has something to say:

When I used to work part-time, I liked to make paste. I just stayed with the family for a few days. It was not because I couldn’t do it for a long time or there were other reasons. I really stayed in a milk tea shop for three days.