I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

It is said that the general who was appointed by the superiors to recruit security was Taibai Jinxing, the number one celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor.Tao Zi has also heard a lot of gossip about this person, but he is not a reliable person, compared to other gods like Lu Dongbin, he is quite normal.

This person is smooth by nature, slick in behavior and eloquent, and has good comprehensive abilities in all aspects, so the Jade Emperor and other high-level leaders value him very much.There is no major problem with his character, he neither flirts with others nor refuses to repay borrowed money. The only problem is that he likes to eat, which is better than Zhang Guolao.

It's not a big problem to like to eat, but this guy eats anything, as long as he can move, he wants to have a bite. When he gets tired of eating delicacies in the heavens, he wants to use the mount of the immortals.The Antarctic fairy almost suffered this loss, and the deer seeds in his family disappeared one step later, and he regarded this person as a scourge from then on.Because of this incident, when Taibai Jinxing is walking around in the heavens, all the gods will guard against their own mounts, fearing that if one does not pay attention, there will be a pile of bones left in the pet beasts at home.

Long story short, Tao Zi has no opinion on Taibai Jinxing's going to recruit security. Anyway, he is so talkative, it's not difficult to convince Monkey King.He was just worried that this delicious fairy was attracted to the group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, and if he got two early adopters and got caught, it would look good.

Facts have proved that Taibai Jinxing was still serious at the critical moment, and Sun Houzi was fooled into going to heaven by him. Of course, that was the premise of promising him a lot of benefits.Monkeys who don't understand the world and don't know the ranks of officials just go up to the sky in such a ignorant manner, officials who think that what they do is great, just wait to give glory to their monkeys and grandchildren.

Although he did not witness the process of the Great Sage ascending to heaven with his own eyes, Tao Zi was also very happy to hear the scene described by Qingfeng. Although he would also worry about his future troubles in the Heavenly Palace, he thought that if he had the day, he could witness it with his own eyes. Seeing one's idol, even if it's a sneak peek from afar.

Qingfeng was also very interested in the monkey that jumped out of the rock, and pulled him and said endlessly, "Then Bi Mawen is clearly a horse watcher, and his status is not much better than ours. What he said was hype, but that 'Monkey King' actually believed it, do you think he is stupid?"

Tao Zi tapped his forehead lightly, "Don't talk nonsense, he just doesn't understand the complicated interests involved."

Qingfeng rubbed his forehead, thought about what he said, and nodded in agreement: "That's right, it's just a monkey after all, how can it understand the tricks of the gods?"

"That's not necessarily the case." Tao Zi shook his head, "You think, since His Majesty the Jade Emperor didn't call directly, but sent a famous person named Taibai Jinxing to persuade Zhaoan with words, what do you think is the reason?"

Qingfeng frowned and thought for a while, "Because you don't want to fight?"

Tao Zi nodded, "If you don't do anything, it means that the stone monkey is not small. His Majesty the Jade Emperor thinks that he may not be able to get any benefits from a fight. If you can calm him down by doing things for a small official, it will be very easy. Heart."

"Then that stupid monkey who didn't know anything just followed me obediently." Qingfeng rolled his eyes, "If I had his extraordinary ability, I wouldn't come to the fairyland! It would be nice to be free in the lower realm , do what you want, no one cares.”

Tao Zi also felt that Sun Dasheng's temperament was not suitable for living in the hierarchical Heavenly Court. No matter which version of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong always despised all the existences that are not afraid of the sky and the ground. He should be free and the Heavenly Court is closed. Can't stand him.Including the fact that he later became the Buddha of Fighting and Conqueror through ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters, Tao Zi always felt that it was the result of suppressing his nature.

But Tao Zi feels that he is not qualified to take it for granted, he is not Monkey King himself, Zi Feiyu An Zhiyu is happy, maybe the Great Sage himself thinks this is very good.

Tao Zi feels melancholy that he is indeed a qualified brain-dead fan, everything is based on the idol's joy and anger, and everything is centered on the idol's thoughts.

"It would be great if I could see it." Tao Zi sighed, "I really want to see it with my own eyes."

Qingfeng squeezed melon seeds from his hands and ate them, and said indifferently: "I heard that the stone monkey is very savage, what did you see him do? Maybe he will bully you!"

"No way!" Tao Zi couldn't help retorting.

"How do you know it won't?" Qingfeng said, "I've heard from the fairies and sisters that the stone monkey is wild and rude to everyone. Everyone is discussing to avoid him. Fortunately, you are in a hurry to get it." see you."

Qingfeng cared about him kindly, after all he didn't understand Monkey King's character, but Tao Zi didn't believe it.The Great Sage has been his spiritual idol for so many years, he knows that he is definitely not what Qingfeng said, maybe he is really not a good person, but Tao Zi doesn't believe that he is that bad.

Seeing that he didn't listen to him, Qingfeng wanted to shake his mind. He had never seen that stone monkey before, so how could this little Taozi be interested in him?

The arrival of the stone monkey really caused an uproar in the heavens. Sun Wukong is a member of the Sanwu who appeared out of thin air. He has no background, no connections and no cover. Although he is not small, he has no orthodox identity after all.In addition, he acted indiscriminately with natural arrogance and wildness, and his behavior was unrestrained and unruly, which was different from the elegant and noble immortals.It is not an exaggeration to say that even his clothes are crooked, which makes him even more awkward in front of a group of brightly dressed immortals.

Everyone saw him respectfully and called him "Great Sage" on the surface, but secretly laughed at him for being rude and presumptuous. No matter how imitated, he is still a wild monkey. After all, he is just a man showing horses to the heavens.

Sun Wukong is ignorant of human feelings, so he naturally doesn't understand what these gods say about him in private. He just thinks that his Bi Mawen is indeed a great official, and what the old man Taibai Jinxing said is true.

He was wearing an official uniform that couldn't be tied crookedly, and ran back and forth in the heavens. He happily took a group of horses out and brought them back every day. He met some beautiful fairies on the way, and everyone greeted them with smiles.Sun Wukong has never seen a real beauty since he was born. The mountains are full of monkeys, and he didn’t see a few girls when he was apprenticed to a teacher. When he was a genius, he saw these real fairies and saw them cover their sleeves and chuckle at him. Even blushing a little.

Seeing him bouncing away with a group of horses, the fairies started talking.

"Look at him, the one jumping up and down is not just a monkey!"

"Hmph, I heard that he was born out of stone. Naturally, no one taught him etiquette and shame. What do you expect him to be like?"

"I don't think he looks like a human being even with clothes on, so he just showed us a joke."

"He blushed when he looked at us just now, hehe...do monkeys also like to look at girls?"

"I don't like such rude people, it's too barbaric!"

The fairies walked away chatting and laughing, unable to hide the disdain in their words.

Tao Zi and Qingfeng passed by them and listened to what they said. Qingfeng rolled his eyes and said, "These fairies have really poisonous mouths!"

There are many cute and kind little fairies in heaven, and at the same time, there are also many who are arrogant and self-important. They are no different from ordinary people. There are good and bad.Qingfeng usually likes to play with fairies, because she thinks they are very gentle and amiable, but this group of people doesn't look like a good person no matter what.

"Although Bi Mawen didn't come from a serious background, His Majesty the Jade Emperor personally invited them. Their status is not much higher than ours. How dare they talk nonsense in private!"

Qingfeng said indignantly.

"Forget it, if you worry about it, then you can't stop worrying about it." Tao Zi tugged at his sleeves to persuade him. He came a little late and didn't see Sun Dasheng's appearance. He felt very regretful. Also heard clearly.As a die-hard fan of the Great Sage, he is more angry than Qingfeng, but it is useless to be angry. I am afraid that the whole world is so critical in private, and he can't stop everyone's mouth.

What do you know, he is fine!

Tao Zi could only refute them in his heart like this.

"I don't care about it. I'm not familiar with that monkey, but I just can't understand their poisonous mouth." Qingfeng replied, "Let's go, we still have to deliver medicine to His Majesty, so Master should blame us for being late." gone."

Tao Zi looked at the direction in which the Great Sage was leaving, and nodded absent-mindedly. He had heard that the Great Sage would pass by here while he was riding a horse. Luckily, he deliberately followed him to deliver the medicine in order to "coincidentally meet" the other party, but he didn't even see a monkey hair.

"Hey!" He sighed, followed Qingfeng with a plate, and said helplessly, "Let's go."

"Stop moaning and sighing, that monkey is really nothing to look at, it's fierce and rough, and it's very annoying!" Qingfeng couldn't see him like this, "With your soft temper, you will definitely be bullied when you see him!"

Qingfeng spared no effort to dissuade Tao Zi from wanting to see Monkey King, "Maybe you will be frightened and cry when you see him, and no one will save you then! Walk around and give me the medicine honestly." After finishing speaking So he dragged Tao Zi away.

Tao Zi was very disappointed when he didn't see Aidou. He squatted by the fire all day long and was listless. He didn't even have the energy to listen to the gossip brought by Qingfeng.

However, sometimes there are coincidences in the world, and when Tao Zi was depressed, Sun Dasheng came to the door himself.