I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

The past few days have passed peacefully again, and nothing major has happened in the heavens. If you have to pick and choose, the biggest thing is probably the old mother of Li Shan and the Queen Mother of the West drinking and playing dice together. thing.The two of them were probably a little drunk, the old mother of Li Shan won several times in a row, and the queen mother, who had never been a good gambler, turned over the table from embarrassment after she exchanged her golden cicada and jade clothes. A woman of both age and size fought fiercely near the Tianchi Lake, all the maids around her were beaten, and even the lotus fairies in the lotus pond were beaten bald, surrounded by her little sisters and crying.

It's not a big deal for a theatergoer, Tao Zi happily ate the fruit and listened to the top gossip on the front line brought by Qingfeng, only to feel that the lives of these big shots are really far away from him.The most common fights for mortals are to go to the bureau for two days, but when these great gods fight, the ground is shaken at every turn, and sometimes the lower realms will also suffer.

Tao Zi has never seen the Queen Mother of the West, but saw a figure from a distance when delivering the elixir to the master, majestic and dignified, as if surrounded by a golden light, it is hard to look directly at, did not expect that in private, he would lose like an ordinary mahjong The mortals are just as shameless, especially ruining the three views.

"Master is coming back recently, so I can't always sneak out to inquire about these interesting things." Qingfeng sighed, and finished chewing the red fruit left in his mouth.

A few days ago, Taishang Laojun went to meet his old friend Daoist Taiyi. He said it was to learn chess or something, but Tao Zi understood that any chess competition was a high-sounding excuse. In fact, he was going to make amends. .When Laojun went last time, he offended his white crane, which is the most precious crane of Immortal Taiyi, the one that he always takes with him wherever he goes.

Laojun fed it some strange pills, which made the big white crane jump up and down and changed its temperament drastically. After overthrowing the real Taiyi, it sprayed fire on the top of the mountain for three days, burning the whole mountain bald alive. No grass grows anywhere.

Daoist Taiyi felt sorry for his mount and his own territory, so he immediately kicked out Taishang Laojun and vowed not to have any contact with him until he died.

After thinking about it for a few days in Tushita Palace, I felt a little sorry for my old friend Taishang Laojun ordered them boys to help guard the medicine stove, fiddled with some medicine pills and ran to the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain. It doesn't matter whether people take him or not.

Once he comes back, Tao Zi and other children can't go out at will. Although the Taishang Laojun treats them very well, the rules of the heavens still have to be followed. Taishang Laojun will also be punished.

It didn't matter to Tao Zi, he seldom went out all the time, and he liked to stay in the alchemy room and guard the stove when he had nothing to do. Although this hobby seemed incomprehensible to others, Tao Zi just liked it.

You don't have to think about anything while watching the stove, and occasionally take a book and read it while fanning the fire, and you don't find it difficult to pass the time.

Tao Zi was on an errand, when there was some movement outside, a handsome guard in silver armor walked in, saw him look up, and nodded slightly to say hello: "Tao Zi."

"Xuanting?" Tao Zi stood up and looked at him happily.

Xuan Ting is one of the young generals guarding the Nantianmen. His official rank is not high, but he is one of Tao Zi's few good friends in the heaven. He always seems to be very silent, but he is very reliable. After Zi met him, she would take the initiative to talk to him when she had nothing to do.

"Aren't you going to guard the gate today?" Tao Zi asked him curiously, asking him to sit down.

"Rest today." Xuan Ting nodded, and after sitting down next to Tao Zi, he stopped talking, as if he had nothing to say.Tao Zi was used to him like this, so he didn't ask him what's the matter, and continued to do his own thing.

Xuan Ting sat in a daze for a while, then turned to see a book on Tao Zi's lap, and couldn't help asking, "What are you reading?"

"It's a very interesting book, it tells stories of the mortal world." Tao Zi replied, "Does Xuan Ting like reading story books?"

"I don't like it." Xuan Ting didn't even blink, "Is there anything worth caring about in the mortal world." After finishing speaking, he groped for a while, took out a paper bag and handed it to Tao Zi.

"I went to a banquet with other people yesterday, and brought back some snacks, here you go."

Tao Zi has always liked to eat these soft and sweet things, and Xuan Ting remembered it once he knew it, and whenever he went to get some snacks, he would remember to bring them to him as soon as possible.

"Thank you, only Xuanting, you still remember me!" Tao Zi smiled and took the paper bag from him. His level is too low, so he has no chance to participate in any gatherings in the fairy world, but Xuanting will occasionally meet with him. Colleagues and bosses go to parties together, and every time they come back, they have his share.

Xuan Ting was noncommittal, and his face was still neither salty nor calm, but he quietly looked at Tao Zi from the corner of his eyes, watching him concentrate on eating what he brought like a kitten, and there was a soft light in his eyes.

"Little Taozi, you are over 200 years old, and you still like to eat such things." Qingfeng laughed at him, holding his chin, "Only fairy sisters like this kind of gadget!"

Qingfeng looks only thirteen or fourteen years old, but in fact he is already over five hundred years old, more than a round older than Tao Zi, so naturally he doesn't like such soft things, Tao Zi is not angry, and bends over a pair of With round eyes, he lowered his head and ate cheerfully.

"He eats as much as he likes, you don't care what to do with so much." Xuan Ting glanced at Qingfeng lightly, disapproving of his words.

Qingfeng has always disliked Xuanting, and privately told Tao Zi that he is a "cold-faced god".At this time, when Xuan Ting yelled at him, he couldn't help but choked back: "Go back to your Nantian Gate to guard the gate! I'm so annoying to you!"

Xuan Ting ignored him, still sitting beside Tao Zi like a rock, as if he didn't hear what he said.Qingfeng was so angry that he was half dead, snorted and ran to find other boys to play with.

"Qingfeng has a temper, so let him go." Seeing him running away angrily, Tao Zi turned to persuade him. These two people are his very good friends, but they just don't like each other for some reason. Being in the middle is always being a peacemaker.

"En." Xuan Ting didn't know whether he had listened to his words, but just nodded honestly.

Tao Zi knew that he was wandering, and there was nothing he could do about it, so he continued to eat his own food, while looking down at the book he had just read halfway through. Life was too boring, and classical Chinese was good.

"Does your birthmark still hurt?" Xuan Ting was silent for a long while, then suddenly asked again.

Tao Zi knew what he was asking, and quickly shook his head: "It doesn't hurt, it's just a burning sensation occasionally, it's not serious."

Xuan Ting nodded and said nothing more.

There is a small red birthmark on Tao Zi's wrist, which existed when he crossed over. Usually, he doesn't feel any pain or itching, but sometimes he will feel a little hot and slightly tingling. Tao Zi once told Xuan Ting Xuan Ting remembered it.

Because Taishang Laojun will be back soon, Xuanting didn't stay here for a long time before leaving.He was always like this, coming in silently, leaving silently, as if his visit was purely to deliver food to Tao Zi.

Was Taishang Laojun really happy when he came back? The old friend didn’t welcome him just because he brought a small gift, and pretended he didn’t exist with a cold face. The crane even wanted to rush up to fight several times. Fortunately, he was stopped by his mount, the fairy tiger, and the scene was like a wild ride.

"Little boy, how is the pill in this furnace?" Taishang Laojun approached Tao Zi and asked. After leaving for a long time, he still cared about his Bagua furnace.

Tao Zi raised his head and answered respectfully? : "Everything is as usual, old gentleman."

Taishang Laojun nodded in satisfaction, "You have to look carefully, it's all for His Majesty's use, if it's broken, he'll have to fight with me again."

"Yes." Tao Zi nodded, looking at the stove seriously.

Taishang Laojun gave a few words of advice, shook his sleeves and left.The whole heaven knows that he is face-blind and can't distinguish the faces of most people. He usually recognizes people by their gender and clothing, but several children in the family wear the same clothes, which makes him very confused. He can only be uniform. Call them Xiaotong, and you don't even know which one you are talking to.

But it doesn't matter, they are all unimportant little people anyway, remembering what they do so clearly.

Tao Zi understood what he was thinking, and it wasn't that sad.He respects the Supreme Lord, but never gets too close to him, nor does he do anything that crosses the line.It seems that everyone in the heaven is easy to get along with, but in fact, only those who have been in it for many years know the strict hierarchy here. Even if it is only a small difference, it is a world of difference. There are far more rules.

Therefore, in the eyes of great immortals at the level of Taishang Laojun, these little fairy boys without grades exist just like ants in the eyes of ordinary people, and they don't bother with them at all.

Qingfeng and the others are well versed in the rules here, so they survive here without any hope, living the same life every day, counting the years that will never end, waiting to die here.

In fact, Tao Zi thinks that Qingfeng is quite talented. Occasionally, when Taishang Laojun is in a good mood and teaches them some small spells, Qingfeng is always the fastest to learn. Great cut, even Taishang Laojun would stroke his beard and give a few words of praise.

Then there is no more.

The status restriction can only make Qingfeng's talent buried in this small alchemy room, and it is impossible to make great achievements in his life. Although Qingfeng never said anything, Tao Zi knew in his heart that he was dissatisfied, and he secretly stood up for him. He is sorry.

Tao Zi stared at the stove in a daze, the elixir refined in the furnace was for His Majesty the Jade Emperor, although they didn't know what the specific purpose was, but sometimes Tao Zi could probably guess the purpose by seeing the inexplicable expression of the old gentleman. or something.After all, the Jade Emperor had a great reputation in the Heavenly Court, and he liked to mess around with all kinds of fairies, so he could guess why he took the medicine.

It's just that he didn't know that the gods also need drugs to cheer them up. He thought that the gods also have boundless mana, and they can fight for ten days and a half months without falling.

Tao Zi was thinking about obscene things with a sullen face, rubbing the red birthmark on his wrist with his hands, no one could see his thoughts.

After a few days, sure enough, there was a report from the Heavenly Court that they wanted to recruit the Stone Monkey.