I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

The Tushita Palace is very large. In addition to the most famous Bagua stove in the main palace, there are actually several side rooms with stoves. The responsibility of several Taoists including Tao Zi is to keep these big and small stoves. The small medicine furnace ensures that there are no mistakes in the process of refining the alchemy, and they usually also take part-time cleaning tasks.Most of the time, the boys perform their duties in their own posts, and only gather together in their spare time to chat about household chores.

Because Tao Zi is serious and responsible in his work, he has been guarding the gossip stove in the main hall. What Qingfeng looked at was a Qiankun stove in the left ear room. Laojun has been at home recently, so he can only squat obediently by his stove, You can't gossip with Tao Zi at will.

Today, Laojun suddenly went out to find someone to drink tea. Tao Zi rested his chin and looked at the fire in the stove. I heard someone talking.

"The place where this old man lives is quiet!"

Looking at the entire Heavenly Court, almost no one dared to say that about the Supreme Lord. Tao Zi was a little curious about who the person was, who could act so arrogantly in the Tushita Palace, so he turned his head and looked over.

The person who came looked like a teenager, about 1.9 meters tall, with a head of short golden-brown hair that was strewn all over the place, each strand was disobedient, standing upside down arrogantly on his head, his face was extraordinarily handsome and tough, with a pair of light golden hair Thick eyebrows slanted into the temples to show the owner's arrogant and unruly character, the golden pupils under the eyebrows are shining brightly, and the original serious and dignified red official uniform was worn by him like a street gangster, twisted and twisted without a single button is in place.

Even if he stood here doing nothing, he still didn't fit in with the background of Tushita Palace, like a beautiful landscape painting, being crushed by a ball of fire.The coming person is more dazzling than fire, like the glare of the sun, it is impossible not to pay attention to his existence.

People with such an imposing appearance are rare in the Heavenly Court. Tao Zi was a little curious, and couldn't help but take a few more glances. He always felt that although this person had never met before, it gave him a sense of familiarity.

The man also saw Tao Zi who was sizing him up, and immediately glared at him with a fierce look on his face, probably because he didn't expect that there would be people in this clean place.

"What are you looking at, milk doll!"

The visitor shouted angrily, and the coercion of his whole body was overwhelming. Even his handsome face couldn't suppress his ferocious aura as if he was going to kill someone. If Tao Zi behaved slightly wrong, he could tear the opponent apart Same.

This is strength suppression, the opponent may not need to fight at all, just relying on this ferocious hostility can crush the ant-like Tao Zi to pieces.

Of course Tao Zi was afraid, he forced himself to calm down, this place is the territory of Taishang Laojun, even if he acts wild, he should look around.

"I am the Daoist here, who are you?"

The person took a long step, Tao Zi didn't even see how he moved, and he was in front of him in a blink of an eye, with a pair of golden animal eyes staring at him, "Where is the old man?"

Tao Zi pretended to be calm and replied, "My master went out to find someone to drink tea, and he won't come back today. If you want to find my master, I'm afraid you have to come tomorrow."

"It's just not right, your grandpa just happened to have nowhere to vent his anger, so he just took out the golden cudgel and smashed his lair!" After saying that, he even kicked the gossip stove to vent his anger.

Hearing the words "Golden Cudgel", Tao Zi's eyes widened in an instant. Seeing that he turned to leave, he hurriedly grabbed his sleeve, "Wait a minute!"

Originally, he was full of evil fire and had nowhere to go, but now he was grabbed by someone again. The man looked back at Tao Zi with cold eyes, and he was about to make a move.

Tao Zi was a little scared by his stare, but still had the courage to ask: "Excuse me, are you... Monkey King?"

Hearing his own name, Monkey King extinguished some anger, but his tone was still not very good: "How do you know my name?"

After the answer was confirmed, Tao Zi couldn't help but squinted his eyes and smiled. He was trembling with fear just now, but now he was full of joy, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "I've heard it a long time ago. Recently, a very powerful surname came from the sky. Sun's people, who can make thousands of miles in one fell swoop, can change a thousand things by pulling out a hair, I think your majesty is extraordinary, this must be you!"

Regardless of whether this statement is true or not, Monkey King is very comfortable with Tao Zi's flattery, and he didn't care that he was about to blow up here just now, and snorted coldly: "You baby is more knowledgeable than those guys outside. .”

Although the expression was disdainful, the slightly upward arc of the corner of his mouth still betrayed his current complacency.

终于见到了自己心心念念的爱豆偶像，陶梓有些激动，要不是怕被揍，他都想伸爪子摸摸眼前的人是不是真实存在的。In a second, he turned his head and looked around, hurriedly moved the small stool he was sitting on just now and put it at Monkey King's feet, and patted it like a dog's leg: "Do you want to sit down, the Great Sage?"

The stool is so small that it can only sit on Monkey King's buttocks, and he can't even stretch his legs. Why should he sit?He wanted to refuse in a cold voice, but seeing the boy's big round eyes sparkling with expectation, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Anyway, he sat down on the stool in a daze.

Being able to see idols up close is not a benefit for everyone, let alone this is Monkey King!Monkey King!Tao Zi couldn't help but waver.

His eyes are too strange, even Sun Wukong, who has always had a fierce face, feels a little uneasy, "You, what are you looking at, you baby!"

Seeing that he was upset, Tao Zi hurriedly suppressed his emotions, "I'm sorry, I'm so reckless."

"I'm just so happy to see the Great Sage in person."

Sun Wukong sat on the stool with half of his buttocks, dragging his long legs straight on the ground. Hearing this, he snorted again, "Of course it's your luck!"

Tao Zi introduced himself with a smile, "My name is Tao Zi, and I am a little boy who guards the stove under Laojun's sect."

"Peach?" Sun Wukong finally looked him in the eye, "Is there anyone in the world with this name?"

I don't know what's so strange about my name, but whatever the idol says, Tao Zi smirks very consciously.

Sun Wukong had never met such a guy before, seeing that he was not threatening, he turned his head to take a closer look at Tao Zi's appearance, and smiled evilly: "But your round face and round eyes really look exactly like Tao Zi."

Tao Zi didn't listen to what he said, looked at Sun Wukong for a while and asked cautiously, "Great Sage, can I ask you a question?"

Sun Wukong is in a good mood at the moment, no one can not feel happy being worshiped by another stranger like this, so he nodded generously: "You say."

Tao Zi considered it for a while, and then asked, "Great Sage, why aren't you a shameless Lei Gongzui?"

This is also the reason why he clearly felt that this person was very familiar at first, but he didn't recognize him alive and well.In the original book and the TV series, the image of Sun Dasheng is that of a monkey. Even though he lives and walks like a human, his face is still the original monkey face, which is the same way as his second junior brother.

The perception that Sun Wukong has a monkey face is deeply ingrained in the hearts of the people across the country, and Tao Zi naturally feels the same way.But now when I see a real person, I feel that not only is he not a monkey face, but he is also very handsome. If this is put in modern society, it will definitely fascinate the whole country, no, women all over the world!

Listening to his question, Sun Wukong frowned: "Mad-faced Lei Gongzui? What kind of monster is that?"

Tao Zi: "..."

No, great sage, you don’t know, thousands of years later, on the TV, every now and then, there will be little monsters rushing to inform their king, saying that a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth has come outside, and he looks scary!

Tao Zi was thinking about how to explain it, but the Great Sage had the same temper as Yimao in the original book, both good and evil, fearing that if he said something wrong, he would be beaten into a meatloaf with a stick.

He didn't speak, but Sun Wukong figured it out by himself, "Hey, are those people who look like people saying bad things about me behind my back?"

"Huh?" Tao Zi was puzzled.

Sun Wukong's face suddenly darkened again, "I've heard it."

When he said that, Tao Zi understood.Those gods respected him on the surface, and Sun Dasheng thought it was genuine respect at first. After all, he had only cultivated for a short time. He didn't know that people's hearts were complicated, and he always took other people's false appearances seriously. Maybe he saw them in private by chance. Discussion, this was furious.

"The Taishang Laojun, this old guy, sent pills to everyone, but not me, why!?" Sun Wukong continued, "I just came to ask him for an explanation today!"

No wonder Taishang Laojun hurried out early in the morning, he probably knew that the wild monkey couldn't bear his temper and was determined to kill him, so he simply hid out to be quiet.Tao Zi knew in his heart that Laojun never really regarded Sun Wukong as a member of the Heavenly Court, so of course he would not give him a pill.

But he couldn't talk about these things. Tao Zi couldn't bear to see his idol being excluded, so he could only comfort him: "Actually, the elixir doesn't taste good at all, but it's bitter, and it's okay if you don't take it."

Monkey King turned to look at him: "Bitter?"

Tao Zi hurriedly nodded: "Really! I'm the one who guards the stove. The pills made by Master are very unpalatable, and they all have strange effects. It's just fine if you don't eat them! You don't know, Taiyi Zhenren's The crane has been unlucky for three days!"

Listening to him talking about the tragic situation of the crane in Taiyi Zhenren's family, Monkey King finally couldn't help laughing happily: "I just said, how good is that thing looking black, I'm just angry Others have me, but now it seems that it is better not to have one!"

Sun Wukong hadn't grown into a male god at this time, and his temperament was still simple, so he was very easy to coax. Tao Zi's few words made him happy again.Once he was happy, he couldn't stay here any longer.

"You baby is also quite interesting, I remember you." Sun Wukong stood up from the stool, patted Tao Zi on the shoulder, and almost put him in the ground.

When Tao Zi heard that he was going to leave, he was a little bit reluctant, "Will the great sage come back in the future?"

Monkey King wants to say that I will come to your grandma for a leg, who will come to this place where the birds don't shit a second time!But looking at Tao Zi's hopeful and pitiful little face, he was a little bit hesitant to come down, so he just nodded and perfunctory him: "I will come to your place when I am free, and serve me good wine and tea!"

Tao Zi's eyes lit up, "Okay, okay!"

Satisfied, Monkey King waved his hand and turned his head away.

As soon as he turned around, his expression was a little distorted, and he grinned as he walked and thought.

This is a broken stool, half of my buttocks and legs are about to fall off, next time I come here, my surname will not be Sun!

The author has something to say: Dasheng and Taozi finally met, but it was not a very good start 233333