How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

The 17-year-old Zaigui is a special agent with supernatural powers.

It has been a while since the entry in early June.

Osamu Dazai spent half a month in the Supernatural and Special Affairs Department, and he had a rough understanding of the work rules and structure. The more he was like this, the more he felt the hard work of the country's civil servants, and he urgently needed to find someone to share the pressure.Ango Sakaguchi's identity and personality are very suitable, but he has to perform the task of sneaking into the port mafia.

Pass off.

The other members of the Supernatural Secret Service Section were not familiar with him, and those who graduated from the regular police academy rejected him, and it took time to integrate in, and the persecution candidates had not yet found a suitable appetite.

Pass off.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was too young, and his temper was not well tempered, so he couldn't enter the Supernatural Secret Service Division at all.

Pass off.

He set his sights on Oda Sakunosuke who needs to support his family.

June [-]th is Dazai Osamu's birthday, Hyakkimaru prepared a seafood feast for the other party, and gave Dazai Osamu a surprise when he came home from get off work.Although Dazai Osamu can guess the gift, but some things can be guessed, which adds to the fun. For example, he likes food with strong umami, especially Hyakkimaru cooks it himself!

"Hyakkimaru doesn't know how to cook dark dishes, that's great." After taking the first bite of his birthday meal, Osamu Dazai felt the double happiness of his taste buds and stomach, and his whole face was about to turn into a Q version.

The taste of Hyakkimaru is biased towards the other party by him, and he also likes to eat delicious and non-irritating food.

"Dororo, I made it according to the cookbook, with the help of Xiaoyin and Ryunosuke, the steps are not difficult, and it is impossible to make dark dishes." Hyakkimaru caught crabs for Osamu Dazai, and got up to find chili sauce for him Oda Sakunosuke, the other party brought five children over, and everyone gathered at a table, which was very lively.

"Thank you." Oda Sakunosuke took the chili sauce and poured it on his food.

After he stirred, the color of the seafood was red.

"Hiss." Osamu Dazai glanced at him.

"...It smells so spicy." Hyakkimaru covered his nose, deciding not to touch this kind of chili sauce in the future.

The Akutagawa brothers and sisters barely got acquainted with the Oda Sakunosuke family, lowered their heads to eat, and had no interest in talking to the younger children.They reject the sauce from the bottom of their hearts.In terms of taste, they are consistent with Mr. Hyakkimaru and Mr. Dazai, only eating light or sweet and salty.

"Hyakkimaru, it's right that we didn't ask Odasaku to cook for us." Dazai Osamu whispered to Hyakkimaru, and Hyakkimaru took it seriously, "Mr. Oda has his own hobbies."

Hyakkimaru suddenly remembered something, and asked anxiously, "Dororo, what about the tea and rice you promised me?"

Osamu Dazai's birthday smile stagnated for a moment, and he coaxed nonchalantly: "I will do it for you next time."

Hyakkimaru nodded and accepted.

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated to speak: "Dazai..."

Osamu Dazai fooled around: "Odasaku, I have something to talk to you about, let's go out and chat for a while after eating."

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke gave the birthday person a face and didn't say much.

Beside, the reactions of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin were also very strange, one turned pale, and the other was about to bury his face in his own bowl, thinking of the last family cooking.

in their minds.

The first time I ate ochazuke was at the end of January. Not long after I was adopted, Mr. Dazai went out to buy materials excitedly after returning home after playing in the amusement park. Immediately afterwards, Mr. Dazai took the carefully prepared ochazuke... A bowl of rice with a strange smell was served to Mr. Hyakkimaru, and Mr. Hyakkimaru lost his memory of the day.

The second time was in April. Mr. Dazai couldn't hold back his interest in cooking, so he bought a fresh hen in the supermarket and made a dish called "Vital Stewed Chicken" in order to make up for the Mistake last time.They didn't know if the chicken was alive or not, but they watched Mr. Hyakkimaru eat it again, and before they could stop it, Mr. Hyakkimaru once again lost the memory of Mr. Dazai's cooking.

If this is not serious, facing the unfinished chicken and chicken soup, they actually heard Mr. Dazai say distressedly: "It's the sixth time...it should be improved. It seems that the taste of Hyakkimaru is still unacceptable."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin panicked.

This shows what?Not only Mr. Hyakkimaru, they also lost their memory! ! !

Mr. Dazai is a person who can make ochazuke into chemical dishes.

Even with the domesticated personality of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, it is no longer possible to say that Mr. Dazai's craftsmanship is superb, because they don't know how to taste, and it is clear that the other party lacks the ability to cook normally!

Not only that, the Akutagawa brothers and sisters communicated with each other in private, and found that basically everyone who came to their house for dinner should have been recruited once. Mr. Dazai likes to find different people to taste "food", even the neighbor who can teleport with supernatural powers Saiki Kusuo has not escaped unharmed, it is said that the supernatural power got out of control once.

"Today is Dororo's 17th birthday. Dororo said he doesn't like cakes, so I didn't buy them." Hyakkimaru knows a lot of common sense, and wants to make Dazai Osamu who has no feelings about birthdays happy. A powerful voice breaks the delicate atmosphere, reminding everyone that it is time to speak.

"Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday Dazai brother!"

"Brother Dazai, you are one year older! Haha!"

"No cake...but the seafood is delicious, happy birthday!"

"Dazai-san, happy birthday! Hyakkimaru-san is also happy!"

Sakule, Xingsuke, Shinji, Yuu, and Katsumi, the five orphans who lost their families during the Dragon Head War, celebrated Dazai Osamu's birthday with smiles that came out of the shadows. Even if Dazai Osamu didn't care, he felt a little better.

When you are a bad person, you will live recklessly.

When you are a good person, you will be trusted and cared for.

Human beings are group creatures, and people who are out of the group are destined to long for the excitement in the crowd.

Dazai Osamu held Hyakkimaru's hand under the table, squeezed his fingers, Hyakkimaru ate with the other hand, with two knives, his left hand was as flexible as his right hand, and he put a stripped piece of food into Dazai Osamu's mouth. crabmeat.

"Dororo, be happy."

"Ow."

Osamu Dazai swallowed it in one gulp, as if the scene of feeding Hyakkimaru was reversed.

Such a simple emotion...he can understand it.

Well, not bad.

If you don't pay attention, there are only so many people around Osamu Dazai, ten people can appear at a dinner party.

Incredible... change...

After the meal, Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke went out to digest the food, leaving the children behind, and Hyakkimaru took care of them.Hyakkimaru has a very close relationship with the children. Without saying a word, Shinji, who was rescued by him, can also stick to him, help clean up the table, and call him "Hyakukimaru brother".

As a reward for helping, Hyakkimaru will touch the opponent's little head and get a silly smile from a child.

At this time, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the eldest son of the family, was obliged to stand up.

"Mr. Hyakkimaru, I'll do the dishes!"

"Ah...Okay, thank you Ryunosuke, just put it in the dishwasher."

Hyakkimaru, who doesn't like to do housework, can only use high technology and human resources around him to save time and effort.

Akutagawa Yin found a rag and complained in his heart: [Brother, you are just competing for favor, and you are competing with children under ten years old!How much you hate Mr. Oda's family! 】

【Everyone who distracts Mr. Hyakkimaru and Mr. Dazai is my enemy! 】

——The above are the true thoughts of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

The roads in the small town are ordinary and peaceful. The Port Mafia, the leading organization in Yokohama City, has issued a hunting order for half a year, but they still cannot find the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda.

Because of Liu Dao Mu's decision to abandon the contractor, the Peng Lie family could not contact them.

They are far away from the world of mafia.

perhaps?

"Odasaku, let me tell you an interesting thing." Osamu Dazai raised his finger, and wentssip about Yokohama's affairs even if he defected, "A newcomer came to the intelligence department of the port mafia, named Ango Sakaguchi. Mr. Sen wrote a death report, stating the identities, origins, family backgrounds, and causes of death of the Hong Kong gang members who died in the leading war, forcing Mr. Sen to read it!"

Oda Sakunosuke kept up with his topic: "Well, it's amazing."

Osamu Dazai continued: "When he joined the port mafia, he filled out a job application form. In terms of hobbies, he also wrote that he liked the following girls! This directly caught him in the eyes of the leader!"

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated: "...The following? This is a crime."

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud.

Oda Sakunosuke had an inexplicably honest expression on his face.

Osamu Dazai smiled brightly: "I will take you to meet him next time. I predict that Odasaku will also be interested in him."

This person was still taken care of by the Supernatural Secret Service Section - a fellow spy.

Where is his successor~.

Oda Sakunosuke reminded: "We have broken away from the Mafia." Don't play yourself in it anymore.

Osamu Dazai jumped forward, and said childishly: "Don't worry, I have a wife and children, how could I fall into the hole Mr. Mori dug for me again."

He turned his head in front of Oda Sakunosuke, and looked at his friend who had a hard life.

"Odasaku, would you like to work with me?"

"Ability Secret Service Division?"

"Yes, I find it boring to be alone. My colleagues look like serious social animals. I don't fit in with them. I urgently need Oda Saku to accompany me!"

"Hyakkimaru should want to accompany you."

Oda Sakunosuke told the facts objectively, and he didn't believe what he heard.

He had a premonition that Dazai was looking for labor.

So is the truth.

Osamu Dazai shook his head and asserted: "Hyakkimaru is not suitable for the Supernatural Secret Service Division. People in government departments cannot simply distinguish between good guys and bad guys. Hyakkimaru needs to be all good guys or a place of extreme justice... Otherwise, it is just Goofing off, limiting his ability to play."

Hyakkimaru, who can distinguish the wicked, will shine brightly if it takes the stand of beheading the wicked.

"The biggest advantage of Odasaku is that he can stay anywhere~."

"Oh."

Oda Sakunosuke didn't think it was wrong to judge himself like this, on the contrary, he thought he was such a person.However, compared to the black and gray fields, it is quite difficult to work under the light, and everything requires education and qualification certificates.

He has never been to school, but he understands the truth of life.

Man must redeem himself.

"Dazai, what's the salary of the Supernatural Secret Service?"

"..."

"Dazai?"

"Odasaku... the salary issue...you must not tell Hyakkimaru..."

Dazai Osamu quietly told Oda Sakunosuke the salaries of the full-time employees. Oda Sakunosuke frowned, and his age was five years older in an instant, full of middle-aged people who were worried about the difficulty of supporting their families.

Oda Sakunosuke sighed: "I need a job with a high salary."

Osamu Dazai quickly said: "The biggest benefit of being in the government department is the invisible welfare! Every year there are gifts during the festival, and children can go to school for free, reducing the burden on the family!"

Oda Sakunosuke realized the advantages of civil servants, his eyes lit up slightly.

Osamu Dazai said sincerely: "Come on, the salary is low, but there is gray income. After you have formal work experience in the Supernatural Secret Service, it will be much more convenient for you to change jobs to any organization with a lot of money!"

Job hopping.

Sakunosuke Oda caught the key words and suddenly realized that the most difficult thing to find a job is to have no work experience.

"Can I... join in?"

"I'll make arrangements."

With him here, I promise to make arrangements for you clearly, Oda Tsukuru~.

After the dinner party, Osamu Dazai, who went back to rest, caught a glimpse downstairs of Akutagawa Ryunosuke standing upright, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "Mr. Dazai, I wish you a happy birthday..." Akutagawa Gin came out from behind him and said shyly: "Me too, I wish you a happy birthday, my brother and I put the presents with Mr. Hyakkimaru."

Osamu Dazai gave them a flat look, "Well, I see, I will go and see."

After walking a few steps, he said, "Go to bed early, good night."

normal parents...

That's it.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was overjoyed, his heart was pounding, and Akutagawa Gin also saw Mr. Dazai's kindness.

Great, Mr. Dazai is willing to accept them!

In the room, Hyakkimaru, which gave him a family feeling, was holding a gift box and placed it on the bed. When he heard the door open, he smiled brightly and happily. Osamu Dazai felt a "ding dong" in his mood, as if the blockade had been opened.

He hugged Hyakkimaru and rolled on the bed full of gift boxes.

"Hyakkimaru~, I'm so happy! Odasaku agreed to consider joining the Supernatural Secret Service Division!"

"Well, congratulations to Dororo for taking it easy."

what.

How do you know my purpose? It's too straightforward to say it.

After unwrapping the gift, Osamu Dazai quietly asked him, "Am I like a normal person?"

Hyakkimaru said with certainty: "Dororo is much more normal than me." Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and Hyakkimaru has the thickest filter in its eyes, which perfectly eliminates all problems on Dororo.

Osamu Dazai is willing to believe his words, and he is changing for the better.

"Hyakkimaru's gift is... summer pajamas?" Osamu Dazai said in surprise when he realized that he had guessed wrong.Hyakkimaru explained: "At the beginning, I wanted to give you pajamas for next spring, so that you can look forward to next year... But I hope Dororo can be happy today, and don't have to look forward to the future."

Hyakkimaru has a heart yearning for light, a kind soul, and a strong desire to pursue happiness.

These happen to be things that Osamu Dazai does not have.

"Happy 17."

Osamu Dazai was overwhelmed by the happiness given by Hyakkimaru, and rushed over, remembering that this is the third year of acquaintance, and there will be fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh years...until death separates them.

My Dororo.

This year is taller and heavier, and I am changing to a super-large Dororo... It is hard to turn over...

Hyakkimaru is always so happy and distressed.

……

The author has something to say:

First more.

The second update appeared at 0:[-], with an estimated [-] words.

The Internet in Quanquan’s hometown was disconnected. It is estimated that the device was damaged by a lightning strike a few days ago.

PS: The cover has been replaced, can you tell the difference from the old cover?Test your memory.

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This chapter is about the 17-year-old who kills ghosts~.

Special agent Ke Zai with supernatural powers is about to experience the lives of social animals hahahaha.

Huanquan thinks that Mr. Dazai's hair is really thick and beautiful... I really want him to lose a few hairs (x).

This is all love~.

【small theater】

Ango Sakaguchi: Seeing your thoughts, I am very glad that I am not at the headquarters of the Supernatural Secret Service!

Osamu Dazai: Tsk, you will come back sooner or later.

Yasugo Sakaguchi: I'd rather stay undercover in the Port Mafia!

Osamu Dazai: Don't worry, Mr. Mori is better at squeezing labor than I am.

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Mori Ogai: Yes, I am short of people, I am crazy, I beg the government to provide me with more talents.

Hyakkimaru: Mr. Mori... looks a little pitiful.

Mori Ogai: You can bring Dazai-kun back.

Hyakkimaru: No, I think it's enough for you to have a hit.

Mori Ogai: T_T is not enough!

Osamu Dazai: This person is very greedy, he wants me and Chuya!Still want me to be obedient and work!

Mori Ogai: Dazai-kun, I admire you.

Osamu Dazai: Thank you for the invitation. I will consider my next job when I can no longer work in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Mori Ogai: Sooner or later.

Osamu Dazai: Huh.

Hyakkimaru: Wherever Dororo goes, I will follow, as long as you don't mess around!

Osamu Dazai: Alright, Anada!

Leader Zai: T_T weeps silently, as long as you don’t mess with black people...