How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Sakaguchi-kun dances in a minefield of the port mafia.

Ango Sakaguchi joins the port mafia.

The timing of his choice was very good, and he passed the assessment very smoothly. He was an undercover agent specially arranged by the Supernatural Secret Service Section when he saw the accelerated expansion of the port mafia and urgently needed talents.

After he passed the assessment, when he filled out the entry application form, what Osamu Dazai said flashed through his mind.

To please the leader's interest...

The leader is interested in young girls under the age of 12. He can't learn such a thing of bereavement, and he doesn't intend to become a popular person around Mori Ogai.After some consideration, he wrote down the age and gender range of "girls who like below". After all, Japan allows men to marry at the age of 18 and women at the age of 16.

So, it's not a crime!

Dating for the purpose of marriage is allowed by law!

Ango Sakaguchi comforted himself so much in his heart that when he was an undercover agent, he had to please his superiors in case he was assigned to a lower-level department. He didn't have so much time to be promoted at the bottom of the port mafia.

Sure enough, the member of the port mafia who took his application for employment had a slightly strange expression on his face. He took a special look at him and took a deep breath: "Your hobbies..." and similar gentle scum.It is impossible to say that this newcomer is a pervert, which means that the leader is also a pervert, he changed his words, "There is a future..."

Ango Sakaguchi calmed down.

Dazai-kun, it's not in vain that he treats guests and drinks so many times, he really gave us useful information!

From then on, he was a man who could receive two salaries.

At the beginning, Ango Sakaguchi went smoothly everywhere. If God helped him, he not only joined the intelligence department of the port mafia, and was responsible for handling the tedious affairs accumulated during the leading war. The favor of the old-timers.

A few days later, Ango Sakaguchi finished inquiring about the names of the high-ranking mafia at the port, and tentatively mentioned Osamu Dazai to the old seniors in the intelligence department, "Senior, I saw a man called 'Double Black' in a lot of information about the dragon war. name, are they part of the port mafia?"

The face of the old man changed, and he lowered his voice: "This is a taboo, don't mention 'double black' to outsiders."

Is it a taboo caused by the identity of a defector?

He nodded thoughtfully, ready to ask another ordinary member of the port mafia.

What I never expected was that when Ango Sakaguchi did this and said that he adored the "double black" in the organization a little, the answer he got was that the other party's face was indescribable.

"If you admire Mr. Chuya, there is no problem at all, but... hiss... that gentleman... dare not say, he has ability, but his character is not flattering."

"'Shuanghei' is two people, newcomer, you should be sober, the other person has already defected."

"That... has a great reputation. He has a greater reputation inside Hong Kong than outside. In terms of admiration, before he defected, many people wanted to see him as much as you did. You should be glad that he has gone."

Dazai-kun, didn't you say you are very popular?

Ango Sakaguchi had a bad premonition, and all he saw were people who avoided Dazai Osamu like snakes and scorpions.

There was no time to ask Osamu Dazai, so Ango Sakaguchi could only bite the bullet and follow the plan, contacting the high-level officials of the port mafia one by one to gain some favors.He was so smart that he kept a considerable distance from Koyo Ozaki. When he passed by, he just bowed his head and bowed his head. He didn't really want to take advantage of female superiors. After that, he focused on the object of interest, and put it on Nakahara Nakaya, who was one of the "double blacks". The Gravity Manipulator has a lot of valuable information on him.

One time when he came into contact with the other party, Ango Sakaguchi said nervously, "Mr. Chuya."

Wearing a black hat and having a very distinctive appearance, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the newcomer suspiciously, then thought of his reputation gained during the Dragon Head War, and said heartily: "Come on, work hard, is there any problem?"

Ango Sakaguchi immediately felt that the other party had a good temper and charismatic personality, and he deserved to be the person most qualified to be promoted to a cadre.

He bowed and replied.

"Yes! Mr. Chuya! Mr. Chuya's hat is very beautiful!"

"Uh... I think so too."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also caught off guard by his compliment on his hat, and touched the brim of his hat embarrassedly.

Newcomers have a good aesthetic.

"There is a future." Zhong Yuanzhong also became the second person to praise him so much.

However, after receiving his encouragement, Ango Sakaguchi put aside his hesitation, stepped on the hole that Osamu Dazai dug for him without hesitation, and said in the next sentence: "Mr. Chuya, I think you will grow taller again .”

Nakahara Chuya's expression froze, and he looked at this damned young man who was a newcomer who was close to 1.8 meters.

The favorability is instantly cleared.

"Thank you, I will definitely grow taller!"

Nakahara, who was less than 1.6 meters tall, also stepped on heavy leather shoes, and left angrily. People around looked at this Ango Sakaguchi who could speak but always accidentally died with admiration.

Ango Sakaguchi pushed the round glasses, and judged rationally: [Dazai-kun is right, Mr. Chuya must be very happy when someone said that. After all, he is 17 years old and his height is not yet 1.6 meters. In other words, the growth and development are too slow, and others will think that he is hopeless. 】

It didn't take long for Ango Sakaguchi to infiltrate the port mafia undercover, and he became famous in the port mafia.

A man who jumped in the minefield of Hong Kong black cadres, but managed not to overturn!

It is simply the next Dazai Osamu!

The leader summoned him.

In the office of the head of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, who said that he likes loli, rested his hands on his chin, looked at this person strangely, and said, "You just write death reports to me every day, and report the death report of the deceased member of the port mafia. The rookie in the intelligence department who gave me his background? Sakaguchi-kun?"

Ango Sakaguchi didn't dare to look directly into Mori Ogai's eyes, and said respectfully, "Yes, Boss."

Because he thinks that the dead should not be just a number.

"Although I found it a bit boring at first, but after watching it for a few days, I can accept it." Mori Ogai sighed, admitting that the other party's approach was meaningful, but it caused him a lot of trouble at work.From another point of view, people with real skills will have the confidence to write "meaningless" reports to their immediate superiors, so Mori Ogai has a little interest in Sakaguchi Ango.

Combined with outside rumors, Mori Ogai believes that the other party is either a smart person or a fool.

Only smart people dare to step on minefields.

There are only idiots, because their brains are not sharp, and they were not killed temporarily after stepping on the minefield.

"Sakaguchi-kun, I saw your job application." Mori Ogai held up a piece of paper, with a wicked sense of humor, "You said you like the following girl, that's really great, I've always wanted to find someone with the same interests as me Congenial subordinates can share the happiness of adults in their spare time."

"You give you a task, to help me buy ten dresses with Alice sauce, are you willing?"

"……willing."

Under the request of his immediate boss, Ango Sakaguchi could only try his best to maintain the character design, and pray that the other party saw that he liked the words "girl" instead of "young girl"!

Alice came out in a red dress and looked at him with a smile, "Let's go."

She is going to test this man.

……

A day later, Mori Ogai asked his loli, "Are you an idiot?"

Alice, who has the thinking of Mori Ogai, said with certainty: "It's an idiot, a smarter idiot, who doesn't like young girls at all, and is more interested in work than girls."

Mori Ogai discouraged: "Is there no one who can share my interests?"

Alice said: "The only person who can understand you is Dazai-kun who loves dolls."

Mori Ogai was sad when he heard her mention Osamu Dazai.

"He ran away."

"Yeah, your labor ran off with his deposit and bonus."

"...I knew what Baigui-kun said was true. They stayed here for money...I shouldn't have let Dazai-kun have too much cash, so they can't leave."

"It's useless to regret, find out later, and then catch him back and have sex."

"..."

Alice, did you watch the dishes with Dazai-kun?

Mori Ogai lay listlessly on the desk, staring at the call time of the last call on the phone, complaining to himself, "Once Hyakki-kun leaves, Natsume-sensei won't call me anymore."

This kind of life...is lonely and safe.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Ango Sakaguchi: awsl.

Hyakkimaru: Ango is asleep? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: No, Ango died =v=.

Oda Sakunosuke: Aren't you going to introduce him to me?How did you die? ?

Osamu Dazai: Well, half dead, I will help him hang himself.

Ango Sakaguchi: Thank you so much, Dazai-kun T_T.

Osamu Dazai: Seeing that you are so easy to bully, I suddenly feel a little unbearable.

Ango Sakaguchi: Really?

Osamu Dazai: That's right, you shouldn't have gone to Hong Kong, you should have been squeezed by me in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Osamu Dazai: It's too bad for Mr. Mori to oppress you.

Ango Sakaguchi: ...