How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

In the supernatural spy department, the Dazai-kun who digs holes for others.

half year later.

Osamu Dazai put on his suit again and went to his next job.

He didn't dress himself up in pitch black, the light gray suit, white striped shirt, jacket and trousers were in the same color as the clothes he prepared for Ryunosuke Akutagawa, which showed that he had already set his sights on this type.

"Ananda, I'm going to make money~."

Before Osamu Dazai left, all kinds of stickiness were satisfied last night, and I especially hope that every day will be like yesterday!

"It's been 5 minutes, Dororo is going out, it's not much time before you go to work..." Hyakkimaru kissed him obediently, and counted the time for him with a good temper. Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Is there Kusuo Ameng next door?" Is it? If it’s too late, maybe I can make an express train that moves instantly.”

Hyakkimaru suddenly changed his face: "No! You are forbidden to use that trick!"

Osamu Dazai will nullify Saiki Kusuo's super power, and stop his heart beating if he wants to be teleported.

This magical skill scares a hundred ghost pills once.

Osamu Dazai didn't overdo it, and promised with a chuckle, "It won't work."

Hyakkimaru hesitated and said: "It's not that I don't need it, usually... Dororo is so smart, he doesn't need that power at all..." He kissed Osamu Dazai again, "If you are in danger, you must call for help from the outside world. "

His favorite Dororo is not a fragile dodder, but he doesn't know how to ask for help, which really worries him.

Osamu Dazai understood what he meant, and looked at the boy and girl behind him.

"Akutagawa, Silver, you will protect Hyakkimaru during my absence."

"Eh???"

Isn't he protecting his adopted son and daughter?

When Hyakkimaru was in a daze, the sons and daughters in his eyes agreed.Akutagawa Gin simply said: "Okay." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said fiercely: "I will protect Mr. Hyakkimaru and nothing will happen. Please rest assured Mr. Dazai and go to work. I will also join the Supernatural Secret Service in the future." .”

Osamu Dazai reluctantly touched Hyakkimaru's eyes, and took off the bandage for him.Hyakkimaru has mastered the ability to open and close the mind's eyes, and has been able to take off the bandages long ago, but has been covering his eyes to stabilize his mental strength.When he opened his eyes, his brown pupils were still as clear as mirrors, reflecting the good and evil of all living beings. Using these eyes to watch Osamu Dazai go to work is the best reward for Osamu Dazai.

Hyakkimaru also understood his little thoughts, and smiled: "Every time, the first thing I see is Dororo, I won't go to see other people."

Osamu Dazai gave an "um", hugged him, and told him softly in his ear.

"We may move to Tokyo at the end of this year, and when we return to Yokohama, everything will be fine."

"it is good."

Hyakkimaru is willing to go anywhere with him, as long as it is not the world after death.

What's more, he wanted to drag the other party to heaven.

The person in the eyes left, Hyakkimaru felt a little lonely, then turned his head to look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin, dispelling the emotion of being alone.The Ability Secret Service is not a port mafia, he cannot make a willful request to accompany him, and Dororo does not want him to be bound by government departments.

There is something to do with home.

Hyakkimaru adjusted his thoughts and took out a shopping list handwritten by Dororo.

"Ryunosuke, Silver, let's go shopping."

After starting to work, I need to store some workplace things at home, such as tapes, pens, notebooks, paper knives, etc. By the way... I also need to add shampoo for hair care, so that Dororo's thick hair cannot be reduced. one!

Japan, Tokyo, Headquarters of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

After Osamu Dazai entered the job, he underwent a medical examination to confirm that he was not carrying any dangerous items and that "disqualification in the world" was a stable passive ability as he said, and he officially became a newcomer in the government department.

He was personally led by the farming chief, and he walked in a place that was mysterious to outsiders. The farming chief noticed his work attire and said with approval: "I don't wear a black suit, it's different from before." The gray suit The brown-haired boy has a more mature and steady temperament, restraining the aggressiveness of the Hong Kong black period. It can be said that he is a fine person. He guessed the advantage of not wearing a black suit before coming here.

"Work hard, starting from clerical work, sorting out information should be handy for you."

The farming chief took him to a place and patted him on the shoulder.After touching the other party, he paused his hand and retracted it, truly feeling the power of "disqualification in the world", which is 100% able to eliminate the ability and suppress the use of the ability by the person with the ability.

"Mr. Tantian, do you only have clerical jobs in the near future?" Osamu Dazai did not shrink back like other newcomers, but with a smile on his face, he boldly expressed his opinions and did not want to waste time on trivial matters.

"Are you so active?" The farming chief raised his eyebrows and thought, "How much this guy wants to get married."

After thinking about it for a while, the chief of the Supernatural Secret Service Division made an exception and arranged a mission for the easily bored Osamu Dazai.

"The port mafia needs a new undercover agent. The candidate has been arranged, but how to join in, gain trust, and further obtain information about the port mafia is more troublesome. Are you interested in helping?"

"Wow, my next undercover?"

"It can be said that it is called an infiltrating investigator on our side. It takes luck for newcomers to be promoted to your level."

Chief Farmer was a little bit sorry to mention this point. The leader of the port mafia is an old fox with vicious eyes. It is very difficult to put a spy under the nose of the other party, and it is even more difficult to get into a high position.Osamu Dazai brought to the Supernatural Secret Service Section everyone's supernatural power information, as well as detailed control of the situation in Yokohama over the past few years.

You know, Osamu Dazai is one step away from being a cadre.

Fortunately, a quasi-cadre of the port mafia joined the Supernatural Secret Service Section, adding a talent to the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

"What is the Chief Farmer regretting?"

"No, I'll have the infiltrator come to see you later."

Chief Farmer would not speak his mind easily, he treated Dazai Osamu with a smile and kindness, and left after talking for a while, which was an impression to other people in the Supernatural Secret Service Section that he was very optimistic about Dazai Osamu.

In the item storage area, Ango Sakaguchi stood there, checking the newcomer's things according to the regulations.

He touched Osamu Dazai's phone.

"Degenerate theory."

After the ability to read the memory of the item was activated, the single young man blushed suddenly, put it back in a hurry, and then went to read the memory of the next item.Afterwards, he noticed that the farming chief had arrived, saluted respectfully, and heard the farming chief ask, "Is there a problem with this person?"

The temperature on Ango Sakaguchi's face dropped a bit, and he reported seriously: "No, he has never had any contact with the Port Mafia, and he has been staying in the town for half a year."

The farming chief asked strangely: "Why is your face turning red?"

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't avoid the questioning, and said awkwardly: "This newcomer... is very precocious."

The farming chief realized it, and laughed out loud.

"Since you know something about him, I'm relieved. You can go find him later." The bald man arranged, "He is a defector from the port mafia, and he knows the most about the port mafia. It will be beneficial to your next infiltration work, and how much information you can get from his mouth depends on your ability."

Ango Sakaguchi took the order: "Yes."

After explaining to another newcomer whom he valued, Chief Farmer stopped hanging around and went back to work.

This is the Supernatural Secret Service Division, it is impossible to relax!

In the same organization and the same headquarters, Ango Sakaguchi met Osamu Dazai just like this. The other party sat behind the pile of books with his legs crossed, looking through the materials with his head propped up. The first time he looked up, he smiled so that Ango Sakaguchi liked him a little.

[It seems like a colleague who is not difficult to deal with? 】

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, tried his best to ignore the scene of the other party flirting with his boyfriend at night, and said sternly: "I am Ango Sakaguchi, the investigator of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. According to the mission, I will sneak into the port mafia next, and I have been instructed by my superiors. Came to find you for information on the Port Mafia."

When Osamu Dazai heard his name, the smile in his eyes deepened, and he lost interest in the information instantly.

"Sakaguchi Ango..."

He stood up and introduced himself easily: "I'm Osamu Dazai, a newcomer. It's really the right person to ask me to learn about the Port Mafia. No one knows that organization better than me!"

Asking him for information, there are countless pits waiting for Ango Sakaguchi to jump into.

There was a scene of friendship among colleagues in the reference room.

Ango Sakaguchi was taking notes, frantically recording important points, and Osamu Dazai was enthusiastically describing the port mafia.

"The leader of the port mafia is a lolicon, and he likes girls under the age of 12. I suggest that the Supernatural Secret Service Division send an investigator who meets the age limit next time to ensure that he can be seduced... If you express that you also like loli , especially understands Lolita, he may have a good impression of you..."

One of Mr. Mori's camouflage skills.

At the same time, Mr. Mori is lonely, and he is the only one controlling Lori.

"One of the five major cadres of the Port Mafia, Koye Ozaki, a beautiful big sister, it is best to approach him with a young man, so that she can gain her favor. She was hurt a little bit emotionally when she was young, yes Love has a certain longing..."

Whoever dares to open the scar of Koyo Ozaki will die.

"A quasi-cadre class, Nakahara Chuya, this person likes hats the most, and he especially likes others to praise him for his height. You will be able to see his height in the future, very poor little dwarf..."

"By the way, Chuya's weakness is drinking, and he can't remember things after drinking!"

The dwarf after drinking is prone to temper tantrums.

Osamu Dazai described all the senior officials of the port mafia, ensuring that every sentence was true and did not deviate from reality.

He pointed to himself again, "I especially suggest you, you must find an opportunity to mention me in the port mafia... It is guaranteed to get closer to them, but you should pay attention to your language skills, and don't let them think that you are really Get to know me, that would give you away as an infiltrator."

Ango Sakaguchi was stunned and said, "Why? Are you popular?"

A happy gleam in Osamu Dazai's eyes: "Yeah, I'm very popular!"

"From the leader to the ordinary members, there is no one who doesn't know me. When they see me, they will respectfully call 'Mr. Dazai' from the bottom of their hearts. If I praise them, they will cry with joy and want to faint. After I leave, I People will definitely be purged, but there will be some contacts left, as long as you are willing to learn from me and keep in touch with me, I guarantee that within two years, you will become the next quasi-cadre."

Dazai Osamu's appearance is so good, he is a beautiful boy without spit black mud, and the credibility of what he says increases.

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help asking: "How to study?"

Although the infiltrating investigator of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is mainly low-key, becoming a quasi-cadre is definitely a merit, which can give him a good resume in the future.

Osamu Dazai whetted his appetite and said hesitantly, "Bring me a drink tonight, and I'll tell you."

Ango Sakaguchi said without hesitation, "Okay!"

Another wallet arrives.

Osamu Dazai looked at him contentedly, satisfied no matter how he looked, and finally found the next card (person).Odasaku, I found our new friend, and I'll introduce you when I drain his wallet.

On the first day of work, the work was boring, but the people were very interesting. After get off work, I found a chance to go to the bar again.

【Hyakkimaru, I'll be back later today, and I'm having a business meeting. 】

【come on!Get on good terms. 】

Hyakkimaru doesn't know his own Dororo at all, and takes another step towards the old fritters in the workplace.

He organizes his purchases at home.

Akutagawa Gin found out the hair growth agent and asked in confusion, "Mr. Hyakkimaru, why did you buy this kind of thing?"

Seeing the name of the hair restorer, Akutagawa Ryunosuke trembled slightly.

Is Mr. Dazai working so hard? !

The wise man has already guessed the truth, and Hyakkimaru tells the tangled place: "Although Dororo found out that Japanese civil servants work in the morning and leave early, I think the special ability department is a bit special... After seeing the shampoo There is a hair restorer next to it, so I just grabbed a bottle, hoping I won’t need it in the future.”

Hyakkimaru went to touch Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair, it was a bit dry, and the whiteness of the ends was worrying.

"Ryunosuke, you must also know how to take care of your body."

"……Um."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt ashamed, and decided that even if he dyed his hair, he couldn't make Mr. Hyakkimaru worry about his physical condition!In this house, when Mr. Dazai is away, he will protect the innocent Mr. Hyakkimaru!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who recognized Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai, instinctively got closer to Hyakkimaru.

He wants to get compliments from the other party other than coaxing the children!

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Osamu Dazai: What is Anada doing?

Hyakkimaru: I bought high-end shampoo and hair tonic for you!

Osamu Dazai: ...

Hyakkimaru: I was worried about your work problem, and I delayed my return home on the first day of work.

Osamu Dazai: Cough, this is a communication issue, not related to work.

Hyakkimaru: It may be a gradual workload...

Osamu Dazai: I checked the hours of the civil servants, and it's almost nine to five.

Hyakkimaru: Don't believe it.

Ango Sakaguchi: Don't believe me.

Osamu Dazai: ... what?Is the Ability Secret Service Division deceiving newcomers?

Ango Sakaguchi: We are government departments and civil servants, but...the workload is not at the same level.

Osamu Dazai: But we are people with different abilities.

Ango Sakaguchi (bitter): With great power comes great responsibility.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Ango Sakaguchi: Cherish the rookie stage, I won’t give you tasks now, but maybe not in the future.

Hyakkimaru: So... the future of 996 is not far away?

Ango Sakaguchi: Let alone 996, 007 is not a dream.

Osamu Dazai: Hiss.

Leader Zai: Hey, are you going to catch up with me?

Wu Zhenzai: You actually went to work with Ango, tsk tsk, I said you made a mistake in your judgment.

Osamu Dazai: Is it that serious?

Wu Zhenzai: That is a place where social animals are concentrated, and it is easy to go without sleep for six days.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Original work Ango Sakaguchi: That’s it, I’m very pleased that Dazai-kun will one day experience the work of social animals.

Osamu Dazai: I'll wait and see... I'll find a nanny to share the work...