Lord Poseidon is worthless

After fumbling around in the car for a while, Alipay clicked: "The car is not bad, where did you buy it?"

The Sea God couldn't help boasting, and when he heard this, his eyes instantly showed a bit of complacency, "That's right, I chose it myself, and it's right downstairs in your house."

Alipay figured out something was wrong in this sentence.

"Where did you find the car?"

"Your house is downstairs."

Hearing this, Alipay quickly looked at the facilities and models in the car, sure enough!He said why this car looks so familiar, it is clearly his landlord's precious car!This is where it is found, it is stolen!

Ashley!

Alipay was as anxious as an ant in a hot pot, and then heard Sea God's dissatisfied voice.

"But your stuff is quite novel, it can move without any effort, and we don't have it in the deep sea."

At this moment, Alipay realized that the problem just now may not be a problem at all, and the biggest problem is the next one!

"Do you have a driver's license?" Alipay asked tremblingly, but he basically gave up hope.

Hearing this, Sea God frowned slightly, "What is that? Can it be eaten?"

Alipay closed his eyes, refusing to accept this cruel reality. He slumped on the seat with a face full of lovelessness, thinking that it was over, and now the family of three would be reunited.

On the contrary, Sea God was fearless, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and drove all the way, having a great time.When Alipay was a rich second generation, he also loved racing cars, but his racing car was not the same as Haishen, and Haishen was playing with his life.

In the middle of the night, when we arrived downstairs where Alipay was renting, Sea God lifted Alipay, who was so frightened, out of the car, carried him on his shoulders and walked towards the stairs.Alipay's whole person is not well, and he let the Sea God torment him in vain. Apart from getting rich, he only wants one thing, that is, he will never ride in a car driven by the Sea God again.

Poseidon threw him on the bed. He couldn't turn on the light himself, so he went to the bathroom in the dark and plunged into the bathtub. However, the quality of the bathtub was too poor, and the water had already leaked out.

Alipay heard Poseidon snorting heavily in the bedroom, and then there was the sound of water being released. He hid under the quilt and smiled secretly, and then fell asleep with a smile.

In the following week, as Poseidon said, he relied on Alipay.

One night, Alipay finally couldn't take it anymore, "I really can't find your bead!"

"The Pearl of the Blue Sea."

Poseidon lay in the water, carefully washed his white webbed hands, and leisurely turned on the faucet above the bathtub.

Alipay listened to the sound of rushing water, and felt pain for a while. As soon as Poseidon came, his water bill for a week went up in a straight line. Poseidon really didn’t know how to move bricks before. Hard.

"It really doesn't work, I'll buy you one on loan." Alipay gritted his teeth.

Poseidon flicked his tail, splashing Alipay all over his body. He pushed back his long blond hair and asked indifferently, "Buy one?"

This tone and look are a bit dangerous, Alipay is kind, and quickly added, "Buy custom models! The ones that are the same as ten cents!"

Suddenly, there was a strong wind around him, and Poseidon was standing in the bathtub, so high that he almost touched the ceiling, a sharp cold light flashed in his eyes, "Alipay, tell me! Are you trying to make trouble?"

On the payment BMW, he waved his hand and confessed, "If you don't do anything, don't do anything! Next weekend, I will take you to my former villa to look for it! It must be inside! I will post four!"

Poseidon sat down angrily, and Alipay trotted over to help him turn on the faucet.Sea God snorted arrogantly, enjoying Alipay's service.

"Sea God, what do you want to eat, I will get it for you soon." Alipay scooped up a spoonful of water for him and poured it on the top of his head, thinking in his heart that Huluo Pingyang was bullied by Sea God, and it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.

"Our deep-sea people cannot be contaminated with human food. Once we eat it, there will be terrible and irreparable consequences."

Hearing this, Alipay couldn't help becoming nervous, and quickly asked, "Will you be punished by the gods or something?"

Sea God nodded, and replied with a serious face: "We will become ugly and fat."

The corner of Alipay's eyes twitched, "What's so scary about this?"

Sea God stared wide-eyed, "Isn't this scary enough for the beautiful deep sea people?"

"It makes sense, but I can't refute it." Alipay couldn't help applauding, and said to himself, there is probably a lack of a mental hospital in the sea, the kind of Guan Haishen.

The author has something to say: Isn’t Sea God cute? Hahaha