Lord Poseidon is worthless

Recently, the landlord has been urging for rent, Alipay left early and returned late to save money for him, so Haishen couldn’t talk to him for several days, plus Alipay doesn’t have a TV at home, life is so boring, Haishen I had to slump in the bathtub and soak all day long.

Alipay did not work the night shift that day, and it was just dark when he returned home with a bag of instant noodles.

Hearing the sound of locking the door, Poseidon tucked his tail and ran out, and asked a little happily, "Didn't you work overtime today?"

"No." Alipay drank a glass of water, "Tomorrow weekend, I took a day off, let's go find your Bihaishenzhu."

When Sea God heard that he was going to go out, he was immediately overjoyed, his phoenix eyes were full of smiles.

"Actually, don't worry, it's not bad to go out for a walk." Poseidon sat down next to Alipay, and patted the plaster on his body.

"That won't work. If something so precious to you is lost, I can't afford it now." Alipay resolutely resisted Sea God's idea. It seems that Sea God is going to bind himself for a long time, which is not acceptable.

"You are such a big man, it would be fine if you compensate this Sea God. Don't worry, this Sea God doesn't dislike your clumsiness."

"It's a good idea, I won't be your coolie for the rest of your life." Alipay rubbed his hungry stomach and soaked the instant noodles. Sea God held his nose and stayed away from him with a look of disgust, still muttering, "It's all preservatives." , be careful to become a mummy in the future."

After the noodles were soaked, Alipay ate, too lazy to talk to him.

"The good-looking one is already washed and ready to go to bed." Poseidon smoothed his wavy hair smugly, then glanced at Alipay, "And the ugly one is still covered in mud and eating preservative instant noodles .”

When Alipay was called ugly, he immediately became unhappy, "Who are you calling ugly! Say it again!"

Sea God was a little helpless, "You're ugly, you should say it first."

Alipay was almost choked on the instant noodles in a sentence, and he hurriedly poured a glass of water before he came back to life, "Where do you come from so many Internet slang."

Poseidon smiled "playfully", and pulled out a five-centimeter-thick dictionary as if by magic, on which were written "Study of Human Language" in large bold characters.

"..."

Alipay felt that his IQ had been insulted. He stood up blankly, went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and then went into the bathroom to take a shower.Sea God saw him rushing towards his sleeping place without even taking off his dirty clothes, so he quickly chased after him.

"This Sea God told you that no boy would like you like this." The Sea God grabbed Alipay by the corner of his clothes and forcibly prevented him from stepping into the bathtub.

"Why do I have to be liked by a man! Let go!" Alipay struggled desperately while grabbing the edge of the tub.How long has Sea God been here, and he hasn't taken a bath for a long time, and today he insists on taking a bath.

"I won't!" Sea God stretched out his hand again, and both hands strengthened.

"Tear--"

The shirt is torn in two.

Alipay lost his strength, slammed his feet backwards and bumped into the Sea God who was holding half a shirt, and fell to the ground one after another.

Poseidon wrapped his hands and feet around Alipay who was trying to get up, and yelled, "You are not allowed to go! Take off your clothes!"

"Take it easy!" Alipay pushed away the Poseidon who was unbuttoning his clothes, howling angrily, "I'll take it off myself, don't pick it up!"

"You can't get rid of it long ago." The God of the Sea was not to be outdone, "And let the God of the Sea personally—"

"Snapped--!"

The broken door of the bathroom was kicked open from the outside, Poseidon dodged wittyly, and the door frame hit the back of Alipay's head impartially.

Hugging him from behind, Sea God concentrated his fingertips on Alipay's eyebrows, Alipay stopped screaming, and fell into Seagod's arms.

The Sea God chuckled, "It's time for you to take a good rest, I will force you to lie in my arms."

At this time, well-dressed Mary barged in with her high heels, and the strong smell of perfume choked into Seagod's nose, causing Seagod to frown slightly.

"Shh."

Mary was about to speak, but Sea God made a silent movement, and he whispered: "You disturbed him."

With a mournful face, Mary opened her mouth and howled, regardless of her dizzy makeup, "I didn't expect you to have that kind of relationship with him even if you are not a woman! You two big liars, cheating ignorant girls! It hurts me so much! I thought Alipay It's my true love..."

Poseidon turned his head and gave her a cold look, and Mary's heart trembled instantly. Why did this man look at her so frighteningly? Alipay was robbed by him, and he dared to murder her.

"No, I refuse to be cannon fodder! I am the protagonist and I must be strong! You little three! You are better looking than me and have a penis more than me!" Mary wanted to stage a scene of crying, making trouble and hanging herself on the spot.

"We have nothing to do, it's not your turn to bb. Even if you are ugly, you don't care." Sea God didn't like this, he frowned unhappily, waved his hands, and said a word concisely.

"roll."

Before Mary could speak, she disappeared in an instant.

No one chattered anymore, Sea God hugged Alipay, looked at the place where Mary disappeared, and said arrogantly: "He is in the pocket of this Sea God."

After taking the oath of sovereignty, he happily put Alipay on the bed and covered the quilt, carefully tucked the quilt, ran back to the bathtub and lay down by himself, thinking about going out tomorrow, and closed his eyes to rest in peace.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes.

Suddenly, a dark shadow appeared in the small bathroom.

The Sea God said displeased: "What are you doing here?"

The black shadow shook and spoke, "I'm here to urge Your Highness, since you found him with the deep sea water that echoes the Bihai Shenzhu, Your Highness should hurry up and take him back to the bottom of the sea, and take out the Bihai Shenzhu from his body. "

"This Seagod has his own measure, you can step back." Seagod waved his hand.

"I was exiled to the human world with His Highness in order to help His Highness make a comeback. Now His Highness has not made a move. I don't know what His Highness means? If His Highness is still hesitating, I will do it for His Highness."

"When do I need to report to you about this Sea God?" Sea God sneered.

Black Shadow knelt down in fear, "I dare not."

Sea God shouted, "Back off!"

"Yes."

After the words fell, the shadow gradually dissipated.

The author has something to say: Mary can be said to be very cannon fodder

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