Lord Poseidon is worthless

After moving bricks all day today, Alipay didn't have the strength to chase after her, thinking about what she should do.He turned his head to look at the tub, and a golden head emerged from the water, with two dark eyes, and a flat chest.

"..."

The two pairs of eyeballs stared blankly at each other.

For a moment the air froze.

"what!!!"

Both sides screamed, each startled by the other.

"I was the one who was scared, what's your name!" Alipay was angry, "What kind of monster are you?!"

"It's scary! So there are real people in the world!" After the beautiful man finished speaking, he jumped into the water in fright.

Alipay expressed a little confusion.

What's the situation?

After thinking about it for a while, he couldn't figure it out. He just felt that this snake spirit had sneaked into his house with evil intentions, so he grabbed the handsome man with long golden wavy hair and, with great effort, lifted him out of the water. , Kick out the door.

"Where do you come and go from?" Alipay said very rudely.

The handsome boy sat down on the ground with his body covered, rolling around and playing like a rogue, screaming like ghosts and wolves: "Tell you! If you do this, you will easily lose this baby!"

The neighbors who heard the movement over there poked their heads out of curiosity.Surprised, Alipay quickly retrieved it for him, closed the door with a "slap", and then had the previous conversation.

The young man who claimed to be the God of the Sea had a panoramic view of Alipay's flustered expression, and the corner of his mouth showed a triumphant smile.

Sea God sat cross-legged on the ground, "An ancient book says that besides our deep-sea race, there is a terrifying thing called 'human'."

Alipay roared, "I'm nothing!"

After yelling, he realized that something was wrong, and quickly corrected it, "I'm a thing!"

It seems even more wrong.

"It's really scary!" Seeing Alipay's fickleness, the Sea God immediately looked terrified.

"..."

Helpless, Alipay had no choice but to hold back his anger, squeezed the sea god's pursed mouth, and said with a smile: "If you dare to say that I'm scary, I'll eat you!"

Poseidon, who has probably never experienced such intimidation before, was as silent as a cicada, not daring to speak out.

After calming down, Alipay spread his hands: "Give me my scallops, I'm going to steam them in a pot."

"That scallop is my incarnation in the human world." Poseidon blinked his big eyes and looked innocent. "We deep-sea people cannot be compared with shallow-water shellfish. We are very salty."

Taking a deep breath, Alipay suppressed the bulging veins and smiled.

"I spent a lot of money to buy a patient with snake spirit disease, so I have to be responsible, right?"

Sea God nodded incomprehensibly.

"How cute are you for being so big!" Alipay suddenly pinched Poseidon's ears and twisted his backhand, "Don't pretend to be like me, I have been in the rivers and lakes for many years, your acting skills are like drinking fake wine, you Hurry up and hand over the scallops to me!"

Unexpectedly, Sea God raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"I won't."

Suddenly, Alipay's fingers were empty.

He disappeared out of thin air!

Alipay's mind went blank for a moment, and then there was a scene that made all his nerves tense.

A huge soft object resembling a fish's tail suddenly appeared, entangled his lower limbs fiercely, he lowered his head in horror with wide-eyed eyes, the surface of the ready-to-move object was covered with neat black scales, which glowed in the sunlight. Sharp cold light.

"..."

Alipay couldn't lift it up in one breath, rolled his eyes, and fainted spinelessly.

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