[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I thought this matter was over, until after Chang'e kicked her feet twice, seeing that Zhu Bajie couldn't be kicked off, she suddenly turned her head, Yingying looked at me, with a sinister smile on her lips, and said softly: "Avalokitesvara! ?”

I was startled immediately; "Huh?"

Chang'e said: "Since Zhu Bajie is your Buddhist disciple, he was ordained and received precepts, now, why don't you take care of him for me?"

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What do I want to do, he used to pull me to write love poems, and I didn't even have the nerve to complain to Chang'e about the nasty love poems that this shameless fat pig wrote to Manjusri and Puxian.

And this guy's brain is not quite right, the more you scold him, the more excited he gets, as if he is not being humiliated, but receiving a compliment. I can make up a very powerful ending in my own brain, and I believe in it as if I believe in the truth, no matter what others say, it doesn't work.

But she is Chang'e, she is alone in a girl's family, being forced to be so cruel by the people of heaven is not easy, but now she is entangled by this dead hooligan, I can't beat him, the more I beat him, the harder ;It doesn't work if you scold, the more you scold, the more excited you become, how can this be good?

When I was in a difficult situation and didn't know what to do, Shancai suddenly patted me on the shoulder and walked over from me. He raised his eyebrows at me, suddenly cleared his throat, and shouted emotionally: "Brother Bajie!"

Zhu Bajie originally grabbed Chang'e's sleeve and refused to let go, allowing her to beat her violently but refused to leave. Shancai yelled at him, and his whole body trembled in fright.

Shancai, when he first came to my South China Sea, was still young, but now he has grown so tall, because he is always lazy, so he often hunches and cannot stand upright, I always feel that he is still a child However, now that he stepped forward, I was surprised.

Alas, he always has a temperament that doesn't care about anything, so I worry about Hui An and Long Nu. I have never observed him carefully, and he has changed so much under my nose.

Although he looked like a teenager, his eyes were clear like a child's, but he was too lazy, the corners of his eyes drooped slightly, as if he didn't pay attention to anything, but now he suddenly became serious, and everyone was shocked.

He suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Zhu Bajie's sleeve, and said shyly, "Why do you only care about talking to Fairy Chang'e and ignore her?"

Zhu Bajie is used to being disgusted by others, and he has never been disgusted by others. Now Shancai is a tall and thin boy, and he is like a little girl by his side. He seems to be lazy, and his eyebrows are slightly drooping. Seriously, with a casual look even when he smiled, now he leaned his body on Zhu Bajie's body and said in a thin voice deliberately: "You always care about others so much, who cares about you?"

He intentionally imitated that Zhu Bajie's ugly behavior, and everyone else could see it, but Zhu Bajie didn't know it himself. Seeing what he said, he was so frightened that he was so scared that he was already a handsome and handsome young man. Long gone from his childhood appearance, Zhu Bajie has always been very confident, but now he suddenly understood something strange, and was so frightened that he immediately broke free: "Shancai boy, don't be like this..."

Shancai made up his mind to anger him, how disgusting this person is, and winked at him, saying: "Why, only Fairy Chang'e cares about you, I can't do it? Alas, a caring and gentle person like you Ah, there is no second one in the world, eh? Why are you running away, I haven’t finished talking yet, ouch, brother Bajie, brother Bajie?”

Every time he yelled "Brother Bajie", Zhu Bajie would hide away in fear, not worrying about Chang'e, fearing what my family's Shancai would do to him, he avoided him in terror and said: "Boy! , If you have something to say, don’t do it.”

Shancai deliberately said: "Ah, they are all boys, and you are afraid that I will take advantage of you. You pester Chang'e Fairy every day, and you are not afraid of disgusting her. I feel that there is no shame in this world. It’s just the two of us, you and I will definitely become confidantes, if you talk about rascals and bastards, I have to learn from you..."

Zhu Bajie was afraid that Shancai would encounter him, as if avoiding the plague, he backed away again and again, saying: "Amitabha, Amitabha."

Shancai saw that he didn't dare to touch Chang'e anymore, so he lazily returned to his original state, still looking like he didn't care about anything, walked back to me, leaned lazily towards Honghai'er, and said, "No. No. [-], Shancai No. [-] calls Shancai No. [-]."

Red Boy immediately said: "One number one, number two received, what's the matter?"

Shancai slightly raised the corner of his mouth, squinted at him, and made a grimace for him: "This is a compulsory course in Buddhism. Use the way of others to treat others, remember?"

Now I find that Shancai seems to have brainwashed Honghaier. Anyway, no matter how outrageous things he said, Honghaier would think: Wow, this is really amazing!

It is simply a model for ideological transformation of little monsters!

The two of them were having fun, when Xuanzang lost a sleeve and angrily reprimanded Zhu Bajie, "Why are you so ungrateful, boy Shancai, talk to you well, why are you running away, it really embarrasses the Buddhist family. "

Zhu Bajie answered dumbly a few times, and wanted to say something to Chang'e, but as soon as he got close to Chang'e, Shancai would immediately lie in the middle, scaring him so much that he didn't even dare to approach Chang'e.

Seeing that the trouble was solved, Sun Wukong bowed his hands to us and said, "Think more about Bodhisattva and Fairy Chang'e helping each other."

As she said that, she looked at Chang'e intently with her head held high and her chest high again: "Women don't give in to men, thanks to the fairy's help today. I really admire the fairy's loyalty..."

Chang'e was a little surprised by his praise, and said, "I didn't come to save your master."

"Don't give me a high hat, I just brought Avalokitesvara out to fight."

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After finishing speaking, he patted me happily: "Are you happy in group fights?"

I, who was brought out by her to fight, didn't even have a chance to fight. In the end, I could barely force a smile.

At this moment, Zhu Bajie saw that we were all talking, and for a moment, he had an evil intention, and wanted to put a written letter into Chang'e's sleeve, but suddenly Shancai grabbed his hand and refused to let go. He only heard him say: "Ah, Brother Bajie, Marshal Tianpeng, do you have a letter for me?"

Zhu Bajie was startled, and immediately grabbed the letter with his hands, and jumped away in an instant: "Misunderstood, misunderstood!"

Seeing his appearance, Shancai finally couldn't hold it anymore, suddenly laughed three times, and said: "You are about to go west, it is so difficult for you and me to meet again, why don't you give me a hug before parting?"

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he was so frightened that he slammed into the deep sea without turning his head. Shancai laughed loudly behind him and said, "Brother Bajie, don't go too far, let me see your back?"

After saying that, he suddenly flipped his wrist and used a magic spell, and saw countless water plants suddenly spread, entangled Zhu Bajie's ankles, and pushed him into the water. Shancai laughed so much that I almost doubted that he would choke if he laughed any longer. Killing himself: "Brother Bajie, look at the water plants and feel sorry for you!"

Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Don't tease, don't tease..."

Shancai had had enough of teasing him, and slowly turned his head to look at Chang'e, his eyes were extremely clear, he only smiled calmly, and said indifferently:

"Fairy, don't be afraid, if he pesters you again, just tell me."