[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I think back when the little white dragon set fire to the jewel in the temple and proudly held his head high and refused to admit defeat, I came back from the dragon-cutting stage in the heavenly court and said to my apprentice: "Everything in the sea is a second-grade disease."

At that time, Hui An said to me: "Don't say that, you can't think that all of them are chuunibha just because of one chuunibold, it's not fair."

I thought at the time, that's right, it's not fair. ·

Then today when Chang'e tied up the little dragon and kicked Sun Wukong in front of him to tell him to go home to meet his mother, he proudly raised his head and said, "I won't go back!"

After finishing speaking, he gritted his teeth and looked at Chang'e, and shouted, "If you want to kill, then kill, if you want to cut, then cut!"

To be honest, there are also bold and cowardly chum, such as this one, who is cowardly, and does not belong to the kind of master who will not bow his head even when he is on the dragon stage, there is a way When he retreated, he kowtowed and admitted his mistake. Seeing that there was no way out, he suddenly became righteous and generous. After all, there was nothing to be afraid of when there was no way out.

Chang'e didn't feel comfortable beating her at first, but now seeing him throwing her head up again, she said, "Why, suddenly it makes sense again?"

I was really afraid that Chang'e would cut him down in a moment of unhappiness, so I could only say: "You know that this monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty is going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he is the reincarnation of Elder Jin Chan. The fairy in front of you , is Fairy Chang'e; and this walker is Sun Wukong who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and now they show mercy to you because you are the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea, are you not afraid of hurting your family if you cause trouble like this?"

Jilong glanced at Tang Seng coldly, and said, "I just wanted to kill him because I knew he was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land! I don't care if I live forever or not! It's just because the emperor in the Eastern Land didn't keep his word and promised to kill him." Rescue my father, but watch him die. If you can’t save him, why don’t you refuse directly, pretend to promise, but break your promise, the most hateful! My father’s ghost confronts him, but he argues, how can such a person deserve to be an emperor? I just don’t like him, I just want him to fail to obtain sutras, don’t want to cultivate any positive results!”

Then, he gritted his teeth and said: "So the monks from the east will kill one if they see one! Kill one if they see two!"

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Your idea is really interesting.

There are too many pitfalls here, I don't want to talk about it, so I said to Shancai, "Are you coming?"

Shancai puffed up his chest, and did not forget to pat Honghaier on the shoulder and said: "Look carefully, how we monks are kind to others and save all sentient beings, you should learn a little bit."

He stood upright, but with those lazy eyes, he glanced nonchalantly at the honest little dragon tied up on the ground, and said, "I think what you said makes sense, little dragon god."

He patted Ni Long's head tenderly, and said: "Emperor Tang cheated your father, you can't beat him, and you bully passers-by who are incompetent, you are amazing."

Naolong: "..."

He originally opened his eyes wide and wanted to confront, but when Shancai said this, he was suddenly overwhelmed. He drooped his head, gritted his teeth for a while, but couldn't speak.

Shancai patted him on the head again, and said more gently: "The Jade Emperor killed your father, but you still dare not hit him, so you vented your anger on the water god of the Heishui River and kicked him out, which is very righteous and awe-inspiring. "

Nai Long was completely suppressed by her and had nothing to say, trembling with anger.

Shancai said in a considerate manner: "Oh, you can't beat his big disciples. Persimmons are picky and soft, bullying other young monks. You are a thousand-year-old bullying others in their early twenties. You are really a hero." It's gone!"

Now, Jilong completely lost face, he didn't even have a chance to refute, he just wished he could bury his head in the sand.

After Shancai finished speaking, he said to Honghaier: "See? Becoming a Buddha is hard work. I have no other skills. I can only gossip about others. You have to learn how to gossip about others."

The two of them were talking, and Chang'e asked Sun Wukong to take the little dragon to the West Sea to teach his uncle a lesson. We were busy when we suddenly heard an earth-shattering cry from under the water. There is a little delicate tremolo in the middle, along with a pig cry: "Chang'e Fairy, Chang'e Fairy!"

In the muddy water of the cave, a disheveled humanoid fat pig rushed out. The fat head and big ears swayed in the water like a fish's tail because of running too fast. ran out.

Don't ask me how I saw his teary eyes in the water, my psychological shadow is really big!

I saw Zhu Bajie rushing towards Chang'e, just like a person who is about to starve to a feast, and it seemed that he did not meet a person, but a box full of gold and silver was placed in front of him.It's really a natural joy, full of spring, it doesn't seem to see a person coming, it's like picking up a piece of gold and jade, howling, running, crying, jumping up, as if thinking that he can do it like this It's like leaping into Chang'e's arms.

I only heard Chang'e say abruptly: "Damn it, forget about this trouble."

Zhu Bajie was jumping high and swimming towards Chang'e like a fish in water, muttering: "I knew you still loved me deeply, as if I never forgot you for a moment..."

I saw that Chang'e kicked him horizontally, hitting his fat face. The huge impact force was enlarged in the water waves, and the huge impact force spread from the left cheek to the right cheek. The pillar, because the belly was too fat and the elasticity was too strong, bounced and rolled to the ground, and rolled several times before it stopped.

Zhu Bajie struggled for a while, got up from the ground in great pain, struggled to raise his head, and looked at Chang'e for the last time with exhausted strength, and said exhaustedly: "I know you miss me for a long time, but you can't get it. My half reply, so I hate me. But it is joy, because if you hate me, it means that you have not forgotten me, I still have a place in your heart..."

Chang'e: "..."

She pulled me over, and asked in a low voice in my ear: "You Xitian, do you have a closed phrase, can you think about it and let him stop talking for the rest of his life?"

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To be honest, I really thought about it, and I thought about it very seriously.

Even so, Jin Chanzi has bothered me for so many years, but has he ever seen me escape because of it?No!

Chang'e saw that I was up to no good, so she had to kick Zhu Bajie again, squeaking his bones, but he was so thick that it couldn't cause any real damage.

Zhu Bajie became hoarse, got up from the ground, raised his eyes that were still bruised but still unwilling to reconcile, and said stubbornly: "I know, you have always been shy, you always like to suppress your feelings, let yourself become shy. Become an indifferent monster, as if this will save you from getting hurt, but this is wrong, wrong, I want you to know that you are beautiful when you are happy, and beautiful when you are angry, but your indifference is beautiful would break my heart..."

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I suspect my ears are going deaf.

Chang'e said: "My rare good mood after the fight was ruined."

Zhu Bajie trembled, struggled, and said his final confession: "I know, nothing is more painful than falling in love with a Buddhist. You are by my side every day, and I can't bring you close, not to mention being separated from each other. So you suppress your feelings, you make yourself cold and ruthless, you hurt yourself, you numb yourself, but it doesn't make things better!"

He crawled two steps painfully, grabbed Chang'e's sleeves, looked up his injured face, and said heartbreakingly: "If I can, I don't want to appear in your life, and I want you too." Happiness is the same as before, you don't know how much my heart hurts when you look like this!"

Chang'e: "..."

Chang'e raised a finger: "First of all, I look like this because I think all the gods around me are sick."

Chang'e suddenly raised her foot and stepped on his head: "Secondly, you are the sickest one."

After she finished speaking, she kicked him hard, looked at the back of Zhu Bajie who was going away in the waves, and said slowly: "In the end, I think they are all sick in my eyes, and they must be sick in their eyes. If you want to hate each other, why do you hate each other?"

I thought that after she said that, Zhu Bajie was going to give up.

However, what I didn't expect was that after the fat pig rolled back from a distance, it hugged Chang'e's leg with tears in its eyes, opened its big fat pig's mouth, and sucked the snot from the pig's nose due to the turbulent emotions. Fa emotionally shouted: "Don't explain, I understand, I understand everything!"

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Chang'e frowned her long eyebrows, which were as slender as willow leaves, and fell into desperate contemplation.

It's really playing the piano to pigs.

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Sorry for the late update.

As someone who is going to write an update.Why should I die to watch Avengers III? What did I do wrong to punish myself like this.

lost in thought.