[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

After the Heishuihe incident, the South China Sea has been quiet for a while. It's a pity that Honghaier is a careless person. After he came, he clamored to learn magic, but he didn't want to learn Buddhism. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to learn Fighting, not memorizing the exam texts, I was so angry that I wanted to beat him.

I have taken in three apprentices, and this is the fourth one, which is not yet my apprentice, and I don’t know what he is. He spends his days jumping up and down in the South China Sea, arguing about eating this, eating that, and learning this. , I learned that, and when I mentioned the scriptures, I complained of a headache. I dared not take him out, for fear that he would go out and cause great disasters.

I told him that if you fail the Dharma exam, don’t even try to learn any spells even if you die. However, I said that it doesn’t work. If I don’t want to teach him, Shancai dotes on him very much, and he doesn’t know how to teach Dharma secretly I had no choice but to give him how much. When I asked, the two pretended to be stupid for me. In the end, I let him teach him all the spells he knew.

To be honest, since Shancai came to South China Sea, many people mistake him for a genius. Why, because he is always lazy, and his eyes, which seem to never wake up, always hang down carelessly. It's a lazy smile, and he refuses to laugh properly, so everyone thinks that someone who is so lazy, so unmotivated, and so calm must be an extremely talented young seedling!

...But it's purely overthinking, he's just lazy, really lazy, very lazy, I wanted to send him to Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng for a while, after all, they are all careless temperaments, the sky is falling We can't let them go faster, so if Taibai Jinxing is an old zombie, he is the little zombie of the old zombie's family.

Because he is really lazy, so he doesn't learn many spells. Every time I go out to ride the clouds, I must let him stand with me, for fear that he will be bored and fall asleep in the middle of the flight, and fall from the ninefold sky. I will fall down and be smashed to pieces, with nowhere to go.

But after the red boy came, it was simply against the law!

For example, Red Boy said: "Number one is number one, call number one, number two wants to eat candied haws."

Then he was able to snatch Shancai who would never wake up from a certain corner, and let him go down to buy candied haws.

To be honest, the probability of Shancai's lower bound has been increasing frequently recently, which makes me really worried!

If he didn't pay attention when driving the cloud, drove tired, fell asleep and fell, at least he himself would be killed, but there are more gods traveling now, if his cloud hits someone else's cloud, it will kill others What if he was killed too!

At the very beginning, I forced that only Hui An could go out with Shan Cai, but now, Hui An will not accompany him even if he dies, and I can’t let the troublemaker Hong Boy go out, so I can only let Shan Cai go out .I really regret it now, why did I pick up this brat?

Just at this time, Shancai left on the front foot, and the Tathagata came on the back foot.He old man, to be honest, if there is a selection questionnaire to ask the gods in the Nine Realms who is the most homely, it must be him.But for the first time in 1000 years, he came to my South China Sea twice, so something big must have happened!

You must know that it has always been the case in the past. He said to me: "Guanyin, come to the Western Paradise of Paradise, I have something to ask you."

Every time I feel helpless: "Why do you ask me to see you?"

The Tathagata said, "Oh, sitting on the lotus seat for too long, my legs are numb and I can't move."

Me: "...then you stand up and move around!"

Tathagata is even more difficult: "...But I don't want to go out."

As if there was some very important reason why he didn't want to go out.

All in all, at the end of the day, it's not that I'm going to find him.

But this time he came unexpectedly, sat down as if nothing had happened, and said to me: "Guanyin, let's play a game of chess."

Me: "...don't be too tight-lipped. If you have anything to say, just say it. Is something wrong?"

Tathagata cleared his throat and looked at me eagerly: "Are we really not playing chess?"

I resolutely said: "No chess! Talk directly if you have something to do!"

He came in and looked at me in embarrassment and told me a story.

According to legend, there is a place called Che Chi Country.There was a three-year drought in the Chechi Kingdom, and the king’s various governance methods were useless, so he was very anxious. He asked the local monks to chant scriptures for help. Of course, the monks quickly chant scriptures, but the problem is that chanting scriptures is not a necessary condition for rain at all. Or is it the premise!But the emperor told me to read it, so I can only read it all the time, and it is useless to read it.

At this time, three monsters came and said that they were successful Taoist priests who called wind and rain and relieved the severe drought. Therefore, the emperor saw that he did not believe in Buddhism and changed his way.

If you believe in it, you believe it, but his reaction is more intense, like a poor girl who has been let down by a scumbag. Scolding, feel puzzled, then draw pictures, send men to hunt down all monks in a radius of thousands of miles, post notices, arrest all monks back to the country, put them all in prison, and then send them to work as coolies.

……

The emperor is not happy, the consequences are very serious.

The intensity of arresting people is very strong. Not only monks, but even bald people are also arrested. It is really aggrieved.

Did the bald man do something wrong?Whoever provokes baldness will look at it, is hair loss going to be discriminated against these days!

I think the IQ of this emperor is really difficult to describe in words. No wonder his country suffered a three-year drought. Shouldn’t the country’s severe drought be cured of water and planted trees to make the ecology sustainable? What’s the use of praying to God and worshiping Buddha!Does the god owe you money?It has been said that gods are only catalysts for the development of civilization, and the reaction still depends on you!You will not be invaded if you pray to God and worship Buddha!

If the gods are so effective, you might as well live forever!

And if according to his logic, he, the emperor, also prayed to gods and worshiped Buddha, but he didn't solve the domestic problems, so wouldn't he be no different from a monk who chanted scriptures?Why didn't he capture all the emperors in the world?Why didn't he take the lead and cut off his own head?

All in all, when the emperor was angry, everyone was unhappy, and the monk was very unlucky.

The emperor built a Taoist temple in the city, and because of the shortage of coolies, he sent the arrested monks to do hard labor. The monks couldn't eat enough, couldn't sleep well, and they were beaten and scolded. It was really unlucky.Thousands of them were arrested at the beginning, but they died very quickly, and there were only more than 500 left in a few years.

As for Xitian, we have too many believers, we can't manage it for a while, and Chechi is a small country, so it took a lot of time for the incident to spread to Xitian.The efficiency of our work here is very low. When we realized it, many monks had already been killed.

This is very embarrassing, after all, the gods can't meddle in the affairs of the lower world at will. If people want to kill each other and hurt each other, should the gods save them one by one?impossible!

But it’s fine if you don’t believe in Buddhism, our believers will kill if they say so, don’t we want to lose face?

At this time, the Tathagata is in a difficult situation. After all, these great immortals belong to Taoism, and gods are not allowed to meddle in the affairs of the mortal world. These immortals who descended to the mortal world are obviously doing things against the rules, but they are not our people. It is a very annoying diplomatic issue, and I can only ask the Heavenly Court to take care of it.

Tathagata asked the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor checked and said, these were not their people, but some monsters from the lower realm.

That would be embarrassing.

The monsters in the lower realms used the banner of Taoism to make the king slaughter Buddhism, which offended both sides!The question is whether monsters are killing people or people are killing people. If people want to kill each other, even if civilization is destroyed, gods will not intervene. What should we do?

So the Jade Emperor thought of a way, which I really admire when I talk about it now.

Monsters killing people in the name of Taoism?Is it very unfriendly to both parties?That's all right!I'll send God Generals to the lower realms to protect these monks so that they won't die no matter how much they suffer!You can't die from hunger, and you don't feel like committing suicide. Oh, drowning, burning, smashing, and crushing are all impossible!It can also promote large-scale economic development and increase employment rate!Taoism didn't kill people, you see, it really didn't!

Although our believers tortured people, they didn't die!

???

Why don't you save the world if you're so smart?

When the Tathagata came here, I was convinced.

Tathagata said to me: "Look, this rule is dead, and people are alive. We will definitely not be able to kill those monsters if we go on like this. We are gods, and gods can't kill monsters that don't do evil, because these monsters I didn't kill anyone... so you think about how we can get rid of them openly?"

Me: "...that counts as their superbirth? I remember that there was a rule that monsters who became spirits could not have more than fifty children. Is there any superbirth?"

Tathagata looked at me speechlessly: "They are Taoists, and they are considered monks."

……

That's right, Taoist priests can't marry wives either!

That would be embarrassing.

I thought about it, and then asked: "What about unregistered spirits? Many new monsters have not registered over the years, so they can be counted as illegal immigrants!"

Tathagata sighed and said, "These three Great Immortals of Tiger Power, Great Immortals of Deer Power, and Great Immortals of Sheep Power have all become mature and registered for a long time."

I was lost in thought.

At this time, Hui An passed by with a broom, and muttered: "Where is the legacy of history? If there is no rule, you can find Monkey King and beat him to death."

At that moment, there seemed to be an electric current rushing through it, and it was pure and clear for a moment.

Great idea!

The issue is……

How can we let this biggest trouble in history consciously solve the problem instead of muddying the water?

Tathagata and I looked at each other in blank dismay, lost in thought.

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