[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

We have been trapped in Daughter Country for three full days since we were engaged in the development.

Ever since Hui An rejected the Queen for the first time, the general of the Daughter Kingdom arrested us as assassins. Now we have two ideas: let Hui An stay, or be imprisoned as assassins for ten or eight years.

As for the queen, her attitude is this:

On the first day, she was wearing an imperial robe, holding a jade gui, and walked into the dark and gloomy prison with the aura of a king of a country. She stared at the prison door and proudly said to Hui An: "I want you to stay here." From now on, Xiliang women's country will stay with me forever and never leave my side."

"Marry me! Dongtu monk with hair!"

Her high head symbolizes the prosperity of the country; her long flying eyebrows are almost swept into her temples, like a sharp knife in the hands of a warrior; her pair of beautiful eyes are shining brightly, like gold reflecting the brilliance of the sun...

Hui An said: "You deserve it?"

The queen fell to the ground with a plop, covered her heart and rolled on the ground: oh my god, he dared to stare at me, he is so good-looking, and staring at me is also good-looking!

On the second day, the empress lightly rubbed her handkerchief, came to the prison shyly, stood expectantly outside the prison door, her pink face was full of spring, and her red lips parted slightly: "Then I will marry you..."

Hui An almost laughed at her angrily, looked at her with a bland smile, and said bluntly: "...if you are sick, go and treat it!"

The queen hissed again and fell to the ground, her eyes were full of little stars, and she looked up at the sky contentedly: "He sneered at me! He will sneer! My husband is pure and unaffected, unlike those coquettish sluts outside!"

……

Seriously, if it weren't for the delicious prison food here, Sun Wukong would have punched him out a long time ago.

On the second night, probably in order to coerce Hui An into a compromise, they exchanged the delicious prison meal for the unpalatable prison meal.

Because Hui An is in a separate cell, the others are locked up with me. They didn't have the guts to speak because I didn't speak much in the first two days, but on the second night, Sun Wukong couldn't hold it anymore. He said he must talk to me.

Sun Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you were supposed to help me learn the scriptures, but now because of your apprentice, we can't move forward. I shouldn't have said that, but the prison at Hui'an is really better than ours." The prison food is too delicious, so I have to say!"

Me: "...what on earth are you trying to say?"

Sun Wukong was filled with righteous indignation: "It's fine for us to be imprisoned, but the prisoners must be synchronized! We cannot be treated differently!"

……

I thought they disliked me for getting in the way and wanted me to go back to the South China Sea.

Anyway, Sun Wukong had been making trouble for a while, and no one bothered him, so the matter was left alone.

After the Queen learned of his thoughts, she expressed that she would seize every opportunity to negotiate with Hui An. For example, Hui An would improve the food for us if he stayed. Monkey King was forced to give up his desire to eat peaches for the sake of my apprentice’s innocence. protest.

The little monk is very experienced in raising apprentices. He understood me very well and said patiently to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, you don't understand. The Bodhisattva wants Hui An to learn how to deal with things. If he solves the problem, his When will the apprentice grow up? Although this incident caused me to wait for several days on the way to learn the scriptures, the Bodhisattva has worked so hard for me, let alone delaying it for a day or two for his apprentice. Ten years is fine."

When he thought so, I was very moved.

In order to make Hui An succumb, the Empress thought of all the ways to test him, and found that Hui An was indeed the person she personally liked, but he was different from those vulgar fans outside, ah no, coquettish bitch, he was just like that Fresh and refined, quiet and ascetic, he is what makes you different.

The empress tried to share the throne with him, but Hui An was not interested in it; the empress held out gold and silver mountains, but Hui An was not indifferent;

Empress, this is very embarrassing.

She began to wonder if Hui'an was not good there. After all, her family's researcher had studied foreign literature for a long time, saying that men are all lustful species, and Hui'an, who doesn't want anything, may have a brain problem.

……

I think Hui An has followed me as a god for too long, he is tired of these things, and he is not interested.

Maybe the empress would present something he hadn't seen before, so he would be very rare.

The queen thought about it for a long time, and felt that it is not enough to just give benefits, but also to supplement it with threats.

Soft ones are not good, she wants hard ones.

So she held a meeting overnight, gathered intellectuals from all over the country, and came up with a very remarkable plan for her life-long event.

On the morning of the third day, she came to the prison confidently, with a smug smile on her lips, fearing that Hui An would not understand the meaning of the sentence, she said concisely: "Stay, stay by my side."

After speaking, Kui Kui looked at Hui An, and slowly said the rest: "Otherwise, I will send people to invade your Datang's groundwater."

???

To be honest, although I am a well-informed fairy, when she first said this, I didn't understand at all!

Not only did I not understand, probably everyone did not understand!

Sun Wukong's face became longer and longer, and his eyes widened. He grabbed my sleeve and asked, "Bodhisattva, what does the empress say?"

Zhu Bajie flickered his big ears, slapped his face, and after a while, his eyes widened in astonishment: "What?"

After all, the little monk knew the advantages and disadvantages of drinking the mother-child river water. At this moment, his brain was moving, and he calculated the possibility. He was probably the fastest reaction among us, and he didn't know what he thought of.One couldn't take it anymore, collapsed against the wall, and muttered softly: "Amitabha..."

Drifting is a person who doesn't talk much. In fact, he has a slow mind. He is the only one who has not been hurt in any way. He doesn't understand at all.

Since the Queen's plan was rather lengthy, he fell asleep directly.

Honest people are good.

In order to let us fully understand the power of it, the king of the Daughter Kingdom analyzed the technical feasibility of this matter for us, and then fully explained their blueprint for expansion, and told us in depth how they did it in many ways in order to marry the queen. efforts made.

Here's the plan: First, they're going to invade the groundwater of several nearby countries.

It should be known that the Zimu River did not flow into the sea at the end, but flowed into a closed lake. The Daughter Kingdom was instructed by the gods to guard the lake for generations, preventing the water from overflowing and preventing outsiders from entering.

But if they dig a channel, the lake water will flow into the branches of other rivers, and finally enter the mainstream, flow into other countries a little bit, and then as time goes by, about two or three years, it will flow into Datang.

And the Daughter Kingdom also secretly transported the water to the Tang Dynasty, and then sent it to the palace according to an extremely well-designed plan, so that all the nobles in the palace drank the problematic water and became pregnant, especially the emperor.

According to the original words of the elite who advised her: If you want to corrupt a country, you have to start from the top.

Then the emperor himself is pregnant, who would dare to look down on a pregnant man?

Even if someone dared to look down on him, the emperor's first move was to change the values ​​of the entire nation in order to maintain his individual dignity.Just like if one day the emperor wants to wear a skirt on a whim, but a man wearing a skirt will be regarded as a pervert, but the emperor has to wear a skirt, or he has already put on a skirt, then he has only one choice: let the whole country Men are all wearing skirts, he is the pioneer of ideological emancipation.

Anyway, in this plan, they have already thought of everything.

So in less than three years, they were able to popularize male pregnancy, thereby destroying the entire civilization structure of Datang.

And then the most amazing thing came:

The king of the Daughter Kingdom said that if a woman could have a baby by drinking water, who would need those stinky men who failed in evolution?Anyway, these arrogant and ugly guys (of course, in the concept of daughter country) will soon lose their wives, and the efficiency of drinking water to give birth is very high, which can perfectly save many unnecessary processes such as Behaviors that are prerequisites for marriage or childbirth or various moral repressions, and drinking water can only give birth to girls. After a long time, no boys will be born. Human beings in the whole world will choose a more efficient way of reproduction for the sake of evolution: drink the mother-child river water!

After the reproductive behavior of the entire nation evolves more efficiently, the male species will soon be eliminated, thus achieving the ultimate goal of destroying and assimilating the existing social structure of the Tang nation.

Then, Daughter Kingdom succeeds in ruling the world and the plan ends.

So the question that the Queen asked Hui An was: Do you follow me, or do you want to watch men go extinct?

To be honest, I was shocked when this meticulous and grand plan came out.

The Queen's will is really firm. She does not hesitate to destroy the social structure of several ethnic groups and eliminate the men of the entire ethnic group to let Hui An stay. She really loves deeply.

Isn't this the legendary I want to dump the country for you in exchange for staying with me forever!

For you to fully biochemically invade other nations!Promote species evolution!Achieve the purpose of assimilation!Change the social model to be more efficient!Rule the world!

I was so shocked that I didn't know where to start complaining.

The queen looked at Hui An tenderly: "I know this plan may be too big for you, and you need time to understand it. Why don't you understand it first, or discuss it with your master?"

All of us were lost in thought.

At this time, the dozing Drifting Monk woke up with a jerk, opened his eyes and looked around in a daze, and found that our state was not right.

He didn't understand the current situation. He looked at me and his master. Seeing that our expressions were not good, he could only ask in a low voice:

"Am I missing something?"