[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

After the empress left the prison with her entourage, we all fell into a deadly silence.

As I said, Drifting is not very smart, and after finally catching up with the schedule, he raised his face to look at us stupidly, and whispered: "I think what she said makes sense."

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Drifting said again: "If it weren't for the fact that I am a man, I would almost agree with her."

I looked at his dull eyes for a long time, and thought it would be better for me not to waste time explaining to a guy like him who is not very bright.

The empress in love is too scary, I really can't afford to offend her. Sure enough, it made sense for Nuwa to close the kingdom of daughters back then!

Although their gods who engage in scientific research are talking about the possibility of extinction of two kinds of genes is lower than that of a single cell division and other advanced theories that I can't understand. I, an old man, probably can't keep up with their thinking. I don’t know anything else, I only know that after the plan of the king of the Daughter Kingdom is really successful, men will be eliminated and only women will be left. If one day the mother-child river suddenly stops flowing, wouldn’t it be that the whole race will be wiped out at once? Is it extinct!It is not the kind of one or two countries that are destroyed, but the direct extinction of all, which is really terrible!

Sure enough, the gods still can't mess with the experiment, and the experimental failure cases that they made must be cleaned up!It is very dangerous to keep such anti-law things!

I think the biggest lesson this incident taught me is that when you are an emperor, you should not fall in love easily.

For the sake of the country and the people, please exercise restraint.

Things have developed to this point, I can only blame my apprentice for being too beautiful, but what can I do now, blame him for being too good-looking as a god?

Or go directly to Nuwa?Let her take care of the remnants of her experiment?

But how should I tell her, do I want to say that my apprentice is good-looking, which caused the empress to love him so deeply that he decided to destroy the world?

It's not kind to my reputation.

I was worrying about how to solve this matter, my apprentice who lived in the next cell suddenly turned his head and said solemnly: "I have an idea."

As soon as he said he had an idea, I was terrified.

I saw him sitting indifferently, as if it was not a big deal at all, calmly glanced at us a few times, and said: "I pretended to promise her first, and then when the two of us were about to get married, I suddenly changed into the appearance of Nuwa, flew away Go to the sky and say to the queen: I intended to test whether you, as the monarch of a country, are really qualified to defend the Zimu River and your country, but you used everything I handed over to you as a bargaining chip to threaten a foreigner, you You are not worthy to be a king, and you are not worthy to protect your subjects. If you don’t abdicate for a day, the Zimu River will stop flowing for a day. You can still abdicate calmly now, but when public grievances arise, you may not even have the chance to choose.”

I actually think his nonsense is quite practical.

After finishing speaking, he began to look for theoretical basis again, and said in a serious manner: "This is empty joy, greedy thoughts, self-destructive future..."

I strongly opposed this proposal at first, although I don't know what's wrong, but there is something wrong!

But since I couldn't tell what was wrong, Sun Wukong asked me again: Do you have any better ideas?

I thought about it, no.

So they collectively decided: that's it.

I couldn't vote for them, and in the end I couldn't think of any other way but to use Hui An's crooked trick.

I just watched helplessly as my apprentice and the empress completed the negotiation. The empress invited us out of the prison, treated us with food and drinks, and changed Hui An into a bright red wedding dress. Just like that, we were pushed out to board the Luanjia, ready to get married. up.

It wasn't until the moment when my apprentice was dressed up and sat in the Luanjia that I realized what the problem was:

This incident is enough for Nuwa to laugh at me behind my back for 300 years!

If she saves a little laugh, she can laugh for 500 years.

Although I can also laugh at her, this is not a level at all!

Even so, when my apprentice put on the wedding dress and boarded the Luanjia, I suddenly had an illusion, as if an old father who had raised a child for many years, finally watched his son grow up and married off...

No, no, no, I got a wife.

Although it was just a scam, I actually moved myself and shed tears of excitement.

Sun Wukong was originally waiting to see the great show of Hui An's great transformation into a living person, but when he turned around and saw me crying, he was startled, and quickly said: "Bodhisattva, Hui An Walker is just following his plan, not really sacrificing his life to feed me." It's crazy, don't be sad!"

However, I was so moved, I was so moved that I couldn’t speak for a while, I just wiped my tears and thought that my apprentice could be alone. It’s not easy to raise him. sharp.

Tang Sanzang, his master and his disciples watched me cry tremblingly. The little monk has a strong ability to empathize, and he cried when I cried. In the end, we both hugged each other and cried in the crowd.

Sand Monk reacted slowly and didn't quite understand what happened, so he asked Sun Wukong blankly, "Brother, what's wrong?"

Monkey King said: "I don't know."

Zhu Bajie muttered next to him: "The Bodhisattva is very sad when Hui'an walker marries a wife."

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Just as I was about to say something, the little monk suddenly burst into tears: "Hui An Walker is so pitiful!"

He hugged me and cried, "Bodhisattva, don't be too sad! Everything will pass!"

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I was so pinched by him that I pushed him away after a while. He was still indulging in his own sad world. The more he thought about it, the sadder he became, and he shed tears of grief for what happened to my apprentice.

Halfway through the Luanjia over there, the Queen just sat on it, when suddenly there was a sound of heaven and earth cracking, and the whole Luanjia collapsed.I saw a group of colorful clouds flying from the sky, and Hui An gracefully changed into the appearance of Nuwa and flew up to the sky, saying loudly: "I entrusted the Zimu River to your ancestors in the past, and I want you to build a country and protect it from generation to generation. This river, but you treat it like a joke, just a test and use it as a bargaining chip, you are really not worthy of being a king!"

What he said was very generous and just, but I think the queen's expression probably hasn't reacted yet, and she is still obsessed with the self-world of "Oh my god, my husband can ascend and change disguises".

Hui An was really in a good state. He was addicted to his character design, and he accused the Queen full of pain: "You who regard the safety of the country as a child's play are not worthy of being a king, and are not worthy of ruling a party. abdicate……"

He was originally criticizing with high spirits and a serious expression, but suddenly there was a gust of evil wind, the whole person staggered and nearly fell, and before he could react, he suddenly disappeared.

It happened so fast, like a landslide, that none of us knew it.

Hui An was gone, and the few of us were still standing on the ground in shock with our hair raised.

This time, for the first time, Drifting was the first to react. He didn't ask him blankly this time if he missed something. !"

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It took Sun Wukong a long time to accept this setting, and turned to me in doubt, "Bodhisattva, will Hui'an Walker be captured by monsters too?"

I said: "No way, he probably just didn't react, and he will come back when he reacts."

So, we stood at the same place and waited with peace of mind, waiting for Hui An to react and come back by himself.

Sun Wukong tilted his head, leaned closer to me, and asked in a low voice, "Bodhisattva, how can you tell whether Hui'an Walker can defeat monsters?"

Me: "If I can beat it, I will come back by myself."

Sun Wukong suddenly realized, nodded meaningfully, and said in a long voice: "Oh...so that's the case."

The five of us huddled side by side, looked up at the sky together in the silent crowd, and saw the sky was blue, with white clouds drifting leisurely in the clear sky, and occasionally a bird or two passed by, making the sound of flapping their wings.

We waited for a stick of incense.

Two sticks of incense.

Three sticks of incense.

Sun Wukong looked at me, looked at the sky, looked at me, looked at the sky, probably because he felt that I was very calm, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

After three sticks of incense, the sky was still blue, the clouds were still pure white, and there was still no reaction at all.

I was suddenly frightened and shouted: "It's broken, my apprentice was taken away by monsters!"

I panicked, and everyone panicked with me, Zhu Bajie screamed: "Huian Xingzhe was captured by a monster!"

Sun Wukong immediately raised the golden cudgel, somersaulted to Tang Seng's side, and said sharply, "Protect Master!"

Drifting just called out that Hui'an Xingzhe was captured by a monster, and seeing that none of us responded, he thought it was all right.However, after he managed to recover, we all panicked. Before he could react, he just froze in a daze and asked in a low voice, "Can Hui'an Xingzhe not beat monsters? Should we wait any longer?"

I said it was too late, my apprentice would definitely not be able to defeat the monster, and I was going to save him now.

However, before I had time to ride the cloud, Sun Wukong suddenly grabbed my sleeve and said anxiously: "Bodhisattva, you can't go!"

He has always been a rock-headed, kind of uninspired, but this time he suddenly got a [-] IQ from somewhere, held me down, and conspiratorially said: "This must be a monster's trick! Who would deliberately Go and catch Hui'an Xingzhe, he is a god, how can a god be caught! If he eats his meat, he will not be able to live forever, and he will offend all the gods in the sky. The monster must see that we are all guarding my master, so he deliberately sent the tiger away from the mountain. Hitting east and west, the purpose is to distract us!"

...He said that, it seems very reasonable.

I asked him: "...then what do you want to do?"

Sun Wukong said firmly: "We are waiting here! The monster will definitely come back!"