A salted fish secretly loves me

Although it is summer now, the sky has already begun to dim when I leave work.Yu Xian rode a small electric donkey and hurried home angrily.For some unknown reason, when he was about to get home, Yu Xian decided to go to the street where he met Ji Wu that night to buy noodles.When the little eDonkey crossed the intersection, Yu Xian slowed down and began to roam the streets leisurely.This street is very old, with small brick houses of one or two floors on both sides. The basic business is noodle snacks.But Yu Xian likes this street very much, he finds it very charming, especially in early summer.Because of the ancient times, the streets are full of camphor trees, the leaves rustle when the breeze blows, and the aroma of camphor flowers floats in the air.The little eDonkey dragged to the end of the street, but I didn't see Ji Wu in the leisure time.

When passing by the alley at the end of the street, Yu Xian subconsciously looked inside for a few times.He knew that deep down the alley was a well-known members-only bar.Ji Wu who accompanied me at the corner that day should have come out.Going to the bar with someone, man?woman?Or a lover?If it was because of his face that he could not forget seeing Ji Wu that night, then it was because of his throbbing that he still wanted to see him again after spending the afternoon together.

Yu Xian only knew his sexual orientation ignorantly when he was 17 years old. He didn't panic as he should have, just like a small stone accidentally jumped into the big pond in front of his hometown, and after a while of ripples, it returned to calm.Yes, how can the son of a murderer and a sadist be normal?

Yu Xian returned home with a pancake.The house Yu Xian rents is an old community with one bedroom and one living room. The apartment is in the middle, and the bathroom and kitchen are dark all year round.The living room and master bedroom are facing south, with plenty of sunlight.When Yu Xian moved in, the landlord said that the sofa, coffee table, a dining table and some chairs were left for him, and Yu Xian was not a fastidious person, so he bought a few feet of cheap cloth from Taobao and wrapped the broken furniture with a layer. The proletarian spirit of three years of sewing and mending has been brought to the extreme.

Yu Xian changed into his slippers, spread out on the sofa and ate pancakes as if he had no spine.He felt that the most relaxing time for him was when he was slowly rotting away in his own corner.Yu Xian always wished that his hair would turn white overnight, so that he could spend the rest of his life quickly.

Ji Wu turned down his friend's invitation, and returned home to start an empty-nester mode with egg waffles.Cooking, walking the dog, and watching a movie along the way, and finally, under the oppression of egg waffles, I was ready to go back to the house to take a shower and sleep.

The sudden phone call scared Ge You's paralyzed egg waffle out of madness, and he got up and screamed at the bedroom door, but the door didn't open for a long time.Comrade Egg Waffle was deeply worried about the fool who was deaf before the age of thirty, so he sighed and tiptoed back to the sofa.

When Ji Wu came out wearing a bath towel, he saw the egg waffle squeezed its head out from the middle of the sofa when it was assembled, and stared at him for a moment with its bright black round eyes.Ji Wu was taken aback for a moment, and then the smile faded from the corner of his mouth.He felt that the Yu Xian he met today must be Egg Waffle's long-lost brother!

Ji Wu raised his legs and sat on the sofa, stroking the egg waffle's soft head with one hand, and flipping through his phone with the other.The local unfamiliar number turned sideways and teased Comrade Egg Waffle:

"Idiot, it seems to be your brother's call~"

"Ow"

Egg waffles are dismissive of Ji Wu's teasing, what could be more pitiful than a lonely empty-nester teasing a dog~

Ji Empty Nest Wu was completely immersed in the joy of discovering the secret. The old god called back the phone call, and kept fluttering the big ears of egg waffles.

"Hi, hello. Are you Ji Wu, Mr. Ji?"

"...Yes, you are?" It was a girl who answered the phone, her voice was a little familiar, but it was not real.

"Mr. Ji, I'm Mo Mo from xx Real Estate."

"Oh, I've already bought a house. It was done by your spare time."

"I know, it's like this. Yu Xian is a newcomer, and I'm her master. I'll be in charge of contacting you from now on. Can I add your WeChat? It's convenient for future contact."

Mo Mo's words made Ji Wu inexplicably uncomfortable. Although he didn't know much about the real estate industry, he always felt like Yu Xian was being bullied.

"I have already paid the down payment in the afternoon. In order to reassure both parties, please let Mr. Yu Xian continue to handle the next procedures for me. My WeChat is the phone number. Can you recommend Yu Xian's WeChat to me after adding it? Thank you."

"Of course. That bothers you."

After hanging up the phone, Ji Wu opened WeChat and saw that a friend had been added. Looking at the girl, he probably called because he hadn't gotten through for a long time.Ji Wu conveniently clicked through, and after a while, Mo Mo's message was sent.

"Mr. Ji, I'm Mo Mo from xxx Real Estate. Actually, we met this afternoon."

"I remember, it was the cute little girl talking to me at the door. Can you recommend Yuxian WeChat to me?"

"Haha...Okay, Mr. Ji, just wait a moment." Mo Mo sent Ji Wu a shy Ahri emoji, then knocked on Yuxian's dialog box, and threw out a nose-picking and wretched Tuzki with his backhand. .

"Xiao Yu'er, the male god wants to add you on WeChat. I recommended it to him. Remember to take me to brush your face in various ways. It's done. Sister-in-law treats you to Mala Tang!"

At this time, Yu Xian was slumped on the dark bed with his mobile phone in his arms, watching ghost stories, the vibration of the information almost made Yu Xian sacrifice his mobile phone.However, after seeing the content clearly, Yu Xian felt that he would sacrifice himself at all costs.Yu Xian poked open WeChat nervously, read Mo Mo's message several times, and Tuzki, who was picking his booger, shook his body tiredly.Even Yu Xian also began to reply with shaking fingers.

"okay, I get it."

"Call me sister-in-law!"

"..." Looking at the word "sister-in-law", Yu Xian felt a little complicated and envious.Yu Xian has never been a person who is willing to express his inner desires. If he is asked to manage a relationship, it is better to let him lie alone for a few more days to be happy.Maybe it was because of the trauma caused by the emotional breakdown of his parents, or maybe it was because his father exhausted all his energy to play the role of nephew Xiao Sun by his relatives after being imprisoned, and it was only after ten years of living alone that Yu Xian gradually felt alive. angry.Who says you have to grow old with the one you love the most?In the long years, the white heads of the two people will not be let down?Fate is treacherous and unpredictable, why bother to gamble with one person with all one's heart.Thinking of this, Yu Xian exhausted even the last expectation, and fell asleep in a daze. The 28-year-old Yu Xian doesn't know, how can human reason beat obsession?When one thought arises, thousands of rivers and mountains;

At 23:17 Beijing time, Ji Wu turned on his phone for the seventh time while lying on the bed.It has been half an hour since he applied for a friend from Yu Xian, and there is still no reply.This made Ji Wu a little annoyed.

"Yu Xian... Yu Xian... Heh... So it's not Brother Egg Waffle, but a little salted fish." Ji Wu closed his eyes and muttered.

In fact, when Ji Wu first entered the sales department today, he saw Yu Xian sitting at the front desk. In the busy sales department, only Yu Xian sat quietly at the front desk.As if all the bustle had nothing to do with him, under the powerful incandescent lamp, Yu Xian opened his eyes in a daze, making him look particularly tired.Maybe it's because of his professionalism, Ji Wu doesn't like Yu Xian's weak appearance.

Later, when I followed Yu Xian to see the house in 2701, Ji Wu became curious about this boring salted fish for the first time.When Yu Xian took the key to open the door, Ji Wu was sure that he saw light spots in Yu Xian's eyes.He seemed to be the master of the house, introducing his room enthusiastically like a family member.Following Yu Xian's introduction, Ji Wu seems to have smelled the kitchen exuding the aroma of food, saw the clean dining table with flowers, and felt the soft carpet and the slightly floating curtains of the French windows in the living room.I feel a little ashamed when I ask questions from the side of my head from time to time. When my parents divorced when I was seven or eight years old, I immigrated overseas with my mother. The mother remarried quickly, so Ji Wu seldom felt the warmth of the family.For Ji Wu, home is just a hotel that provides board and lodging, and the strong sense of belonging to the family is not as familiar as the disinfectant water in the hospital.

After making the decision to settle the room, Ji Wu felt familiar for a while when he saw Yu Xianfa staring blankly at himself.And watching Yu Xian crawling on the balcony and pretending to glance at him casually from time to time, it's a little funny, that posture is very much like an egg waffle that was lured by food but pretending to be serious.Ji Wu enjoyed this feeling very much. He turned his body half sideways and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose from time to time, as if he was a gentleman.Several times Yu Xian proposed to go back, but Ji Wu vetoed it. Seeing Yu Xian from relaxing to awkwardness at the end, Ji Wu finally left with Yu Xian satisfied.

The more Ji Wu thought about it, the more he felt it was funny, and then he seemed to think of something, so he fumbled on the bedside table with his hands.At 01:18 Beijing time, Yu Xian still didn't reply, Ji Wu was a little disappointed.Turning over on the bed a few times, he decided that although he couldn't tease Brother Gou, he could still harass Brother Gou.

As an unqualified and morally depraved parent, Ji Wu strutted into Egg Waffle's room.As soon as he entered the room, he saw the egg waffle child curled up on the carpet with his own small pillow, and he politely half-opened his eyes when he heard Ji Wu's footsteps, and raised his tail without sincerity.Ji Wu thought a little speechlessly, maybe he really hugged the wrong dog at the beginning.