A salted fish secretly loves me

Yu Xian thinks Mo Mo is poisonous!Originally, all of this should go to work as usual, and Yu Xian was arranged by his lovely female colleagues to sit on the stairs where he could see the overall situation as usual. He had breakfast while watching his colleagues chattering and fiddled with cosmetics on his face.Yu Xian enjoyed such an atmosphere, and he admired the leader of the four major magic arts in East Asia.When he first came to work, all the little girls came to work after putting on their make-up at home. As time went by, his colleagues removed the "strange man" logo on Yu Xian's head without a word. With a plain face, he rushed into the sales department, gathered at the front desk and made a dream of becoming a little fairy.Among the little fairies who are about to transform, little fairy Mo Mo talks the most. If a woman is said to be five hundred ducks, then Yu Xian thinks that Mo Mo may be a duck god. Looking at the overall situation, there is no duck god who can't chat sky.Today Yu Xian had just eaten his rice balls, when he saw Fairy Mo walking over on stilts, Yu Xian belatedly remembered the WeChat message Mo Mo sent last night.

"Xiao Yu'er, did you hook up with your sister-in-law last night?" Mo Mo sat down on the steps next to Yu Xian, and started eating breakfast carelessly.

"I fell asleep after waiting for a while last night. I'll take a look now." Yu Xian took out his mobile phone and checked Ji Wu's authentication.Ji Wu's WeChat name is his real name, and his profile picture is a fat golden retriever lying on the sofa with his head twisted and his tongue sticking out.

"You are not the correct allied army. The enemy has already attacked, but you are still sleeping?" Mo Mo looked at Yu Xian with a face full of hatred, then took out his mobile phone, and turned on the duck by himself. god mode.

"Xiao Yu'er, look at your phone. I sent you the 'Eighteen Ways to Flirting' that I compiled last night. This is a summary that I combined with the opinions of many netizens. Look... "

"..." Yu Xian was a little depressed, he didn't feel the need to read it at all.

"The first trick is to look at the other party affectionately when talking. Turn around and look at me, do you think my eyes are affectionate enough?" Mo Mo turned Yu Xian's head and forced the other party to look at him.

"......"

"...How much do you mean? Is it enough?" Mo Mo waited with his eyes pretending to be fierce.

"....like blind...."

"...That's because I looked at you and didn't feel it. For another one, the second trick is to praise the other party from time to time. My little Jiji is so good, isn't it just a word of praise?"

"...You're right...but I think, you'd better change your name." Yu Xian was a bit of a waste in his mind, and he thought in his heart that it should be quite small in terms of body size... Bar.

Therefore, under the bombardment of Mo Yashen's bombardment, Yu Xian fully mastered the "Eighteen Mo-style tricks of flirting" from the inside out.Yu Xian's appearance is calm, but his heart is full of undercurrents. He deeply feels that this set of martial arts mentality is poisonous.Mo Yashen in such a society is comparable to He Hongyao, the childhood shadow.

Before getting off work, Mo Yashen tried to focus on learning martial arts experience, and dragged Yu Xian to carry out after-work nightlife, but Yu Xian resolutely refused, saying that Mo Yashen had already excelled.Yu Xian only felt that his scalp was numb, and there was a mouthful of old blood that had been suppressed for a day in his heart, about to spurt out.He felt that if he didn't wait for Mo Yashen to master this method, he would become obsessed because of mislearning.It just so happened that I received Ji Wu's WeChat at this time, asking if he was off work.I guess he wanted to drop by to deliver the house purchase materials. There is still half an hour before get off work. It is reasonable to say that the time to come from the hospital is definitely enough, but Yu Xian feels that in order to avoid the tragedy that Ji Wu really becomes the golden snake king Xia Xueyi, Decisively refused.Yu Xian hoped that Ji Wu would appear again after Mo Yashen's enthusiasm subsided.Otherwise, he could feel the embarrassment of that scene just by imagining it.

Ji Wu is on the night shift for the past two days, and originally wanted to send the house purchase information to Yu Xian before going to work, and by the way, bring the egg waffles who are about to go to the pet hospital to take a bath overnight to recognize Yu Xian's relatives.After receiving the news that the sales department had already left work, Ji Wu also gave up his thoughts, and resigned himself to his fate, taking his dog egg waffles to the pet hospital.

When Ji Wu parked his car at the largest intersection near the sales department and waited for the traffic lights, Yu Xian, who happened to be watching, rode a small e-donkey and parked in the lane on the farthest side with a gloomy face and eyes fixed on him.Ji Wu hurriedly rolled down the window.

"Idle time."

"........"

Egg Waffle also stuck his head on the rear car glass in the appearance of imitating Ji Wu in the rear seat. Seeing that the other party didn't look back, Egg Waffle howled loudly a few times.It is a little worried about its own shit-shoveling officer, doesn't everyone say that the human world is divided into groups, why doesn't the shit-shoveling officer understand how a deaf friend is not deaf.Is it useful to speak so softly?For this reason, Egg Waffle is more deeply aware of how important he is to Ji Wu.

Attracted by the cries of egg waffles, Yu Xian turned around and saw Ji Wu resting his elbow on the car window, staring at himself with a sideways smile.Yu Xian doesn't know, Ji Wu finds it funny because he thinks that Yu Xian didn't hear his own voice but heard the egg waffle because of the sympathy and strong telepathy between relatives.Fortunately, when the light turned green at this time, Ji Wu made a gesture to signal Yu Xian to stop in front of him and sit up straight. He was afraid that he would laugh out loud when facing Yu Xian's bewildered face matched with his brain.

"Mr. Ji, what a coincidence. Is this your puppy?" After Yu Xian rode a small electric donkey across the intersection, he saw Ji Wu park the car at the door of a pet hospital, and he kept chatting with him on WeChat The dog in the portrait is standing at the door of the hospital.Yu Xian was a little embarrassed by Mo Yashen's words when he saw Ji Wu at first, but when he saw the big golden retriever sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail wildly at him because of the hot weather, he forgot Mo Yashen's words to Java, full of heart. Joyfully got out of the car and ran to say hello to Egg Waffle.

"Egg waffle, say hello to brother." Ji Wu bent down and patted Egg waffle on the head, and said to Yu Xian, "This is egg waffle. I'm on the night shift today, and it hasn't been bathed for a long time, so I'll bring it here. Pick it up after get off work tomorrow morning."

"Does it want to sleep here?" Yu Xian patted Egg Waffle's head for a while, and patted Egg Waffle's back for a while, causing Egg Waffle to wag its tail happily and rub Yu Xian's leg affectionately.

"Heh...it really likes you." Ji Wu was a little amused by the reaction of the two, like the first meeting of brothers who were separated since birth.

After leisure, I followed Ji Wu to complete the one-night left-behind children's procedures for egg waffles at the pet hospital, and went out with Ji Wu somewhat reluctantly.

Ji Wu looked at Yu Xian's small appearance, half-eyed and teased: "If you are so reluctant, why don't I also help you with the foster care procedures, and you and egg waffles will stay here for one night?"

"..." Yu Xian was rendered speechless by Ji Wu's familiar teasing, and wanted to change the topic after several times of deliberation.

"I'm going to the hospital to work the night shift, are you coming home from get off work?" Ji Wu watched Yu Xian tangled up and looked at himself, calling back his conscience that was about to be exhausted.

"Well, go home after get off work." After Yu Xian finished speaking, seeing that Ji Wu didn't open the door to get in the car, he turned around and looked back at himself.In an instant, all the thoughts dominated by the "Eighteen Moves of Mo-style teasing" came to mind.

"Then I'll go first, and you should be careful on the road."

"Xiao Ji...Mr. Ji, um...goodbye." Yu Xian was blocked by the "Eighteen Mo-style flirtatious tricks", and was talked about by Mo Mo all afternoon "Little Jiji" also rushed over to join in the fun.

"Xiao Ji...Mr. Ji is going to work. Classmate Big Xianyu"

Yu Xian was a little embarrassed by Ji Wu's teasing before leaving, and went back to the rental house in a state of despair.Yu Xian meditated for almost an hour, and was awakened by his hungry stomach.For the majority of unmarried young men living alone, the greatest invention today should be all kinds of instant noodles.For the continuous development of society, the instant noodle industry is also constantly introducing new ones, only you can't think of any taste that the instant noodle industry can't do.I leisurely pick and choose in the kitchen, and finally, with the determination to fight to the death with the "Eighteen Mo-style Tricks", choose the "Strawberry Pudding"-flavored instant noodles that the supermarket sent to fight against the poison.

When the light pink sauce melted in the boiling water, Yu Xian felt that his sense of taste was going to leave home.After looking affectionately at the instant noodles full of girly sweetness for a long time, Yu Xian resolutely threw himself into the embrace of braised beef.In this regard, Mr. Yu Xian thinks he is gay, is there anything wrong with not liking girls?

When this desperate dinner was coming to an end, I received a message from Ji Wu who had left not long ago.Ji Wu asked Yu Xian to go to the pet hospital to pick up egg waffles and go home for the night. Maybe it was because he was too excited in the afternoon.

"Yes, I live not far from the pet hospital. But I have never raised a puppy." Yu Xian was a little excited about the news that he could live with egg waffles, but he was a little worried.

"Egg waffles are very lazy. After dinner at night, go out for a walk, and when you get home, you will either lie still or sleep. Now the pet hospital has fed dog food."

"I'm the only doctor on duty in the hospital tonight. I have no place to put the dog here if the pet hospital sends it over. I really want to trouble you."

During the free time to change clothes, Ji Wu sent several messages in succession.Yu Xian wanted to ask why he was looking for him?But in the end he only replied for about 20 minutes.

When Yu Xian arrived at the pet hospital, the pet hospital had already closed, and a slightly fat middle-aged uncle was standing at the entrance of the hospital holding egg waffles.Seeing Yu Xian, Egg Waffle broke free of the rope from the middle-aged uncle's hand and ran towards Yu Xian.The metal joints of the ropes rattled as they dragged on the uneven bricks of the sidewalk.The egg waffle jumped into Yu Xian's arms like a flying monkey, whether he was still turning his head to look left and right, whimpering sounds from his throat from time to time.Yu Xian guessed that it might be looking for Ji Wu, so he stroked Egg Waffle's head and asked as if to comfort him:

"Your master is going to work now and is very busy. Can you go home with me tonight?" I don't know if Egg Waffle understands, he lifted his front legs and crawled on Yu Xian's body several times, one of his buttocks sat on Yu Xian's body. on idle feet.

"Is it Mr. Yu? Ji Wu said that the egg waffle will be staying at your place tonight. I originally planned to bring the egg waffle back to my house, but the egg waffle never left when it arrived at the door. I guess this little thing still remembers that I bathed it It's something." The fat uncle who was standing in front of the door said while handing a small paper bag from the pet hospital to Yu Xian.

The fat uncle happened to be on the same road as Yu Xian, and Yu Xian knew that this fat uncle was the owner of 123 Pet Hospital, his surname was Qiao, and his name was Qiao Xiao.Maybe it's because Qiao Xiao has an affinity for small animals that makes Yu Xian feel comfortable.Along the way, Qiao Xiao told Yu Xian that he didn't eat egg waffles at night, and that the dog food for the night and the next morning was stored in the paper bag, because egg waffles were considered fat in the dog world, so he always ate less and more meals.There are also two small fabric toys. If the egg waffle is too noisy, you can give it a distraction.Yu Xian also took the opportunity to ask a lot of questions about raising dogs, and Qiao Xiaoyi talked about pets all over his body.Before leaving, he left Yu Xian with a phone number and WeChat so that he could ask him directly if he didn't understand anything. They seemed to have forgotten the egg waffle kid's direct line of shit-shoveling officer Ji's parents.

In my spare time, I fed dog food to egg waffles, combed their hair, and played alone with a dog in the open area of ​​the community, sweating all over before returning home to take a bath and sleep, bitterly Ji Wu was surrounded by two doctors and their family members In the office.