A salted fish secretly loves me

Yu Xian is a "dead salted fish", 28 years old, although he has no house, no car, no wife, but he has a lazy heart.Unfortunately a few days later he met a very serious man who tried to steal his last treasure.

According to Mr. Yu Xian, the person involved, the moon was dark and the wind was high that day, and it was an out-and-out day for encountering monsters.Mr. Yu Xian, who had long hair and shawl because he was too lazy to go out for a haircut that day, was really afraid of affecting the image of the residents of the community, so he deliberately put on a black mask and went out to look for food. The goddess had already sprayed her saliva and headed to the noodle shop on the corner of the street "to get close to her tricks".

Yu Xian walked alone on the slightly dilapidated street, this is the old street, surrounded by some low early wooden door-style shops.Although it's not too far from the urban area, it's just an elderly area waiting to be developed, so it's only around ten o'clock in the evening, and there are not many businesses on the street and customers like Yu Xian who come out to look for food.

Yu Xian feels that today must be an extraordinary day, because when he meets dog shit when he goes out, this is the beginning of dog shit luck.Sure enough, Yu Xian found a one-yuan coin half buried in a gap under a dim street lamp. Although it was small, Yu Xian was never a person who didn't treat coins as money!Then he stretched out a few fingers and clasped it vigorously.Yu Xian felt that the light was blocked by something before he buttoned it a few times. When he looked up, he saw a clean and well-groomed young man. The cuffs of his white shirt were rolled up slightly, and his face was slightly pale under the dim streetlight. , the long and narrow eyes with metal glasses drooping looked at him inexplicably.

"Yang Le asked you to come and accompany my Tom?"

"Huh? Uh, what?" Yu Xianqi was a little confused by the man's words at the beginning, but as a young gay, he instantly understood what the words "Tom with me" meant.Yu Xian felt that the [-]-year-old little Huang Wen was waving to him, and that he, who was still a pure old virgin, wanted to include it in his important event file manual for being able to accompany such an abstinent handsome guy, so he decisively abandoned morality and nodded: "Yes, I am!"

"Yang Le told you, what are you going to do here?"

"I know." As Yu Xian said, he still did not forget to continue the movement of his hands, and after picking out the coins, he stood up shaking his legs.

Seeing that everything was developing towards the normal plot, the man reached into his pocket and took out his wallet, took out a small stack of hundred-dollar bills and handed it to Yu Xian, saying:

"Most of the time life is not that easy. If you embark on this path today, it will be too late to turn back. I don't know about Yang Le's contact with you, but since you still met, it's considered fate. There is only one life in a person, and at every fork in the road, only if you make a wrong choice, you may fall into the endless abyss."

Yu Xian was a little dazed when he heard that, what about the [-] forbidden little yellow texts?It's not in vain for me to take the place of Mr. Tom with a thick skin!Yu Xian is a little incapable of accepting the man who transfers his painting style to the Science and Education Channel to save the delinquent boy.

"You can take this money and go home. Well... take a good shower and change clothes, well... your 'perfume' smells a bit strong, like toilet water mixed... ... Shit..." The man was a bit embarrassed as he spoke, probably because he was afraid that his words would hurt Yu Xian by being too blunt, and he couldn't find a more tactful way after repeated thinking, and then he told the truth.

Uh, I'm sorry it's not a perfume, but a unique scent mixed with toilet water distillation and husky's poop!Even though Yu Xian thought so, he couldn't help but blushed a little, and wanted to say something to save his endangered personality.But when everyone left, he didn't think of any explanation to turn the tide, so he had to walk mechanically to the noodle shop.

Regarding the fact that he succeeded in replacing Teacher Tom and received a salary of more than 3000 yuan but failed to spend a good night with the handsome guy, Yu Xian felt that it was all caused by shit.He poked the beef noodles brought by the boss back and forth, poking it for half an hour before swallowing it in big mouthfuls.Floating back to the rented house in a daze and falling on the bed, he disassembled the short few minutes when he met the man and reminisced about it for three whole days before he quickly got up to attend the interview.After all, the great philosopher Garfield Nofsky Cat said, "There is only chicken tacos in this world that last forever."

Yu Xian has always felt that he is a knight since he can remember!A hero who saves the world like Spiderman Altman!And this delusion was not gradually buried in his heart until he experienced a fragmented adolescence.His life full of holes forced him to fall into the mortal world and join forces with the mortals he had "saved".The job that Yu Xian is interviewing for today is a real estate sales job, so it is a big project for me to go out like a person.More than three months of squatting at home made the originally gentle and handsome leisure become morbid and decadent, like a cancer patient on the verge of death, weak and vulnerable.In any case, he is still a good young man in his twenties, and he can make people feel that he is a young bull with good roots.Yu Xian tried to keep a smile on the inspirational female manager who painted big cakes. Before Yu Xian could react, the manager had already made a decision to report to the HR department tomorrow morning.

The next day, Yu Xian turned from the corner of the corner and set out to strengthen the skin of a good employee, riding a small electric donkey to his way of making money.There are three days of pre-job training for newcomers, which is to follow behind the old employees and listen to them sum up their experience in the customer process.Since the morning, Yu Xian has been with a petite girl with a baby face. It is said that this girl is a joke and begs the manager to let Yu Xian hang out with her, because the sales department is full of yin and yang, and male colleagues are like pandas The same is worth cherishing, and she deserves to have such a handsome labor force as Yu Xian.

This weekend, there were a lot of customers in the sales department, and all the parents of food and clothing poured in like a crowded vegetable market.A few days after Yu Xian officially started working, his relationship with his junior master Mo Mo has improved by leaps and bounds after hearing and talking about it.Seeing that everyone was picking up customers, Mo Mo dragged Yu Xian over, forced a phone call, said it was a call to visit customers, and said that he was a fool with a lot of money, and Yu Xian had no customers, so he would bid farewell sooner or later Own.After speaking, he rushed into the crowd like a gust of wind.Yu Xian glanced at the note, "Mr. Ji, 156xxxxxxxx", took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Mr. Ji.

So Mr. Ji, an empty-nest youth who had nothing to do on weekends and had to walk his dog, received this text message:

"Hello, Mr. Ji, I am Yu Xian from xx Real Estate Company, and I will be your full-time consultant from today. Our project address is xxx. I will wait for you~"

Mr. Ji, who has a full-time consultant, was shocked by "I'll wait for you~" on the spot and got goosebumps all over his body. What the hell is the tilde?But by mistake, he slapped the dog's head away and got up to go.

"Hi sir, are you here to come to see the house?" Mo Mo, as a high-end handsome dog, seems to have installed a handsome man search device in every pore of his body, and automatically locates it the moment Ji Meiren appears at the door. He stepped on the sky and ran over.

"Yes, but someone has already sent me a text message. Her name is Yu Xian. Could you please call him for me?" After speaking, he stretched out his slender fingers to support the frame of the mirror, and smiled warmly at the other party.

Mo Mo was blasted by the subwoofer full of hormones, and when he came back to his senses, he howled in the direction of the front desk without any image.

"Xiao Yu'er, there is a handsome guy looking for you~" After finishing speaking, he ran back to the original old couple.

Yu Xian didn't expect to meet Mr. Tom's real classic beauty, and the other party came to him by name.Yu Xian felt that he might have been exposed by Mr. Tom, and the other party came to Xingshi to question him!First come and refuse to admit it, if it doesn't work, just bow your head and admit your mistake, and then give double the money for that night.Thinking of this, Yu Xian took two steps forward.Perhaps it was the shadow brought by the 'smell of toilet water mixed with dog shit', Yu Xian lowered his head and glanced at his whole body, grabbing his uniform and taking a few deep breaths, not quite satisfied.After confirming that it was correct, he turned around with a hemiplegia, his mind was so busy with survival secrets and waste that he could only stare at the beauty eagerly.After much deliberation, Yu Xian just wanted to take off his trousers and stuff them into the beauty's nose, telling him with facts that such a handsome young man was not the young man that night.

"Are you Yu Xian?" The beauty looked thoughtfully at the stupefied man in front of her. He was about a head taller than him, and her thin body made the black uniform look awkward. He stared at himself for a moment, but it was obvious that he was distracted.Ji Wu didn't like other people's appearance, so he twitched the corners of his mouth secretly. Although Yu Xian's clothes were ironed and clean, and he stood in front of him dignifiedly without bending over or stooping, Ji Wu just felt a kind of laziness. breath.

"I'm Ji Wu. You texted me before and said you would wait for me~"

"Huh? Well, I am, I am Yu Xian."

Yu Xian's thoughts have been running endlessly around the earth, and belatedly found that Ji Wu didn't recognize him at all.Those originally messy thoughts were thrown to the other side of the Pacific by him intact.All in all, today should be regarded as a good first acquaintance.

Ji Wu didn't want to talk to the stupid Yu Xian very much, he always felt that Yu Xian would throw a big snot at him in the next second, so he walked to the central sand table on his own.Originally, he thought that it would be a big-breasted girl who would say "I'll wait for you~" with such a meaningful meaning, but although the leisure time now does not make him feel cold, he is still slightly disappointed.Yu Xian stumbled behind Ji Wu and introduced the sand table. After talking for a long time, he didn't see any response from Ji Wu, and gradually felt Ji Wu's indifference.Ji Wu tilted his head when he was thinking about whether to call Mo Mo, and said in a low voice, "I work in Ruihe Hospital, one person and one dog, and I want a senior management."

"Then take a look at this 27th-floor building on the east side. It's more than 120 square meters and has a big balcony."

Yu Xian said this is Yu Xian's favorite house, the price is reasonable and it is convenient to enter and exit.After speaking, afraid that Ji Wu would feel that he deliberately chose the apartment with a large rebate, he added, "I like this one the most." After talking for a long time, I didn't hear Ji Wu's response, and Yu Xian began to feel a little nervous again.A pair of longing eyes kept glancing at Ji Wu, Ji Wu wanted to turn around a few more properties before making plans.But when Yuxian couldn't stand it, the little dog looked at him anxiously and expectantly when he saw the fleshy bones in his eyes.

"Can you show me the house?"

"Go...to see the one on the 27th floor to the east?"

"Didn't you say that room was nice?"

"Yes, I'll take you there, you and I come here." After listening to Ji Wu's words, Yu Xian narrowed his eyes with a smile, walked two steps towards the door and turned around, shaking like a beckoning cat With the key in his hand, he signaled Ji Wu to come out with him.

"Is it far?" Ji Wu didn't really want to go there, just finished a week of continuous work and life, so he pointed to today and this weekend to rest, and he was not in such a hurry to buy a house, but today he didn't know what happened. .

"It's a long walk! It's troublesome to drive. Do you want me to ride a small electric donkey to take you? This is the most convenient way." After Yu Xian finished speaking, he felt a sense of anticipation.

"I'll take you." Ji Wu looked Yu Xian up and down, and then said, "I have long legs, so it's uncomfortable to sit on."

"That's right, your legs are all from the chest down." Yu Xian couldn't accept the fact that his legs were short, he held the car keys tightly in his right hand and muttered softly with his head down.

"Heh~" Ji Wu didn't hear what Yu Xian said, but seeing Yu Xian's little furry head bit by bit, he found it very funny, and made him have an urge to go up and squeeze it a few times.But before Ji Wu took any action, he saw Yu Xian raised his foot and straddled a small gray e-donkey, shifting his position with his feet while he was pressing the keys.After the huge project was completed, he shook his head and made a "get in the car" pose towards Ji Wu.Ji Wu looked at the soft hair on Yu Xian's forehead fluttering up and down a few times with his movements, his eyebrows and eyes were blocked, and he wanted to laugh.Yu Xian's posture is like his big golden retriever "egg waffle" who wants to play, but I don't say anything, I will just pose and wait for you to find me.

"Didn't you say I'll take you?" Ji Wu stepped forward to help the handle of the car.

"...just go along this road, the building on the east end." Yu Xian got out of the car, raised his finger to show the way, and sat down again after confirming that Ji Wu understood. Ji Wu got into the car behind him.Yu Xian's car is a bit old, if there is any kind of kinship between the little eDonkeys, then Yu Xian's car deservedly belongs to the grandfather's generation.Grandpa Che coughed "Puff puff puff" all the way, Ji Wu didn't expect this little eDonkey to be so suffocating to operate, and he was afraid that the car would be crushed by two old men and die.Ji Wu had no choice but to slow down the car, driving forward like a turtle crawling.

It was the first time that Yu Xian was so close to the male god, he was a little nervous, he felt that his senses had been overwhelmed by the faint smell of disinfectant on Ji Wu's body.He remembered that his father was full of this smell when he was a child, and he remembered that when he was young, he leaned in his father's arms and told him coquettishly that he wanted to be a great doctor like his father when he grew up!The dream of Yan Nuo when he was young is just buried in the wind and sand of the years.

"Mr. Ji, are you a doctor at Ruihe Hospital?"

"Yeah, doctor dog. It's been more than half a year since I returned to work in China, and I've been turning around every day. Isn't it only now that I'm ready to buy a house?"

Ji Wu felt that Yu Xian's questions that were left in the wind made him feel a little envious and sad, and he didn't know how to deal with it, so he had to turn the topic back to the house.But Yu Xian didn't answer the call.Fortunately, 2701 is not far away, Ji Wu glanced at Yu Xian before following him in.Seeing Yu Xian walking and introducing the supporting facilities to him, he was much more professional than when they first met.

"Mr. Ji, this is 2701. It's about 123 square meters with three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms. Although the building is relatively high, this floor will be very clean." Yu Xian led Ji Wu around the house twice, He took him to the balcony again.He himself likes this balcony the most, it is about sixteen or seventeen square meters.Because of the high floor, the view from the balcony is very good.Yu Xian hopes that Ji Wu can live here, he hopes to have a little contact with Ji Wu, even if it is just the contact between the salesman and the customer.

Ji Wu is a person who likes to be quiet, and he is very satisfied with this house.And he also saw that Yu Xian really liked this house.Seeing Yu Xian crawling on the railing of the balcony, the soft hair fluttering slightly in the sunlight with the breeze, the corners of his mouth slightly curved upwards on his pale face.Ji Wu couldn't see his eyes, but was also moved by his feeling.

The procedures for buying a house are a bit cumbersome, and the required documents are not complete.After paying the down payment, Ji Wu left his number and planned to drop by after get off work in a few days, then drove home under leisurely watch.After Ji Wu left, the number of people in the sales department gradually decreased.Mo Mo, who was free, followed Yangou's professional ethics and walked to Yu Xian's side.

"Xiao Yu'er, what's that little brother's last name? What's his name? Where does he live? Does he have a wife? How successful are you in chasing him after watching me?" Mo Mo's long question gave Yu Xian a headache.

"His name is Ji Wu. We just ordered 2701."

"Ji? Is that the number I gave you?" Mo Mo looked at Yu Xian with pain all over his face.

"Haha, yes."

"..." Mo Mo grabbed Yu Xian's sleeve with a ferocious face, "Little Yu'er, if you want to repay your kindness, give me the number, and I'll contact you. The house belongs to you. Leave it to me, how about it?"

"...It won't be so good."

Yu Xian was pestered by Mo Mo until he got off work, but in the end he was no match for Mo Mo's iron mouth, and gave Ji Wu's number with both hands.