A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

[Jiana Nara: Holy crap, I almost lost control of my sword!]

What does China have? I urge you to explain it clearly!

[Jia Nara: You'd better say that China has a voice!]

[It's so sloppy, I almost mistook it for "The Rap of China," this is really like dancing in a minefield!]

[Nara: I told you to ask, and you actually asked me everything?!]

……

Jia Naliang took a deep breath, looked at Gu Yun meaningfully, and said, "Brother, it's only because of you today. If the production team had asked anyone else, I would have been furious."

Gu Yun didn't say it, but he knew very well that Jia Naliang hadn't shown any anger because of the fact that he had just hit that guy.

"My favorite singer is Zhou Shen."

Jia Naliang lost interest in arguing and gave a casual answer. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and the interview finally came to an end.

The car arrived at its destination.

To film this program, the production team went all out, booking an entire small estate.

"Wow, this open-air stove must be able to cook for more than a dozen people at the same time, right?"

When the staff led him to his room, Kanara was very relaxed, but being interviewed by Gu Yun felt like being in prison.

As she spoke, Jia Naliang turned to look at Gu Yun: "Hey, don't we have Teacher Huang? We're in for a treat! We have to really try Teacher Huang's cooking."

Gu Yun rubbed his temples. How come he also has pica?

One teacher He Ling is enough. If there's another one, wouldn't Chef Huang be ecstatic to hear that?

"Brother Liang, do you really like eating green beans?"

"Hmm...it's okay, why are you asking?"

Now, when Gu Yun asks a question, Jia Naliang has to go through it all in his mind, going over it several times before he can give an answer, for fear of finding a trap.

"Oh, it's not pica, then I'll do as I say."

"Let's not trouble Teacher Huang to cook. The hotel has a chef, and it's not good to keep bothering Teacher Huang just for recording a program."

Gu Yun looked at the camera as he spoke, his expression the fiercest, uttering the most humble words:

"Production team, director, Liang was just joking. The chef should be treated properly. Don't make me kneel down and beg you."

Because Gu Yun was going to interview Jia Naliang, the driver took a long detour on the way there.

Everyone else had arrived and their luggage was packed. They were all sitting on the grass, and the atmosphere was awkward.

Huang Xiaochu and Yang Zi, with their fatherly demeanor, took turns teaching Ding Zhen how to conduct himself in society.

Mai Lin is teaching Huang Shengyi how to box.

No one else could get a word in edgewise; some were on their phones, others were just spacing out, and there was absolutely no entertainment value to the show.

Teacher He, with her sharp eyes, spotted two people entering the manor and immediately went to greet them: "They've arrived! Liangliang and our tour guide, Xiao Gu, are here."

"Wait for me, Teacher He! I want to go too!"

Tian Xiwei also jumped up from her chair in a flash, and followed Teacher He over with light steps.

"Tsk, Teacher Huang, let's go see who it is that has kept us waiting for so long."

Yang Zi and Huang Xiaochu were the last to get up.

From afar, Chef Huang heard Jia Naliang say, "You can have a good taste of Chef Huang's cooking skills," and his eyes immediately lit up.

Turning to the crew members not far away, she said, "Hey, since Liangliang said so, I'll cook dinner."

"How about it? You guys get the ingredients ready, and I'll prepare a welcome feast so we can all get together."

Huang Xiaochu's voice was very loud. On the other side, Gu Yun, upon hearing this, disregarded his pride and immediately knelt down in front of the camera.

"Director, Mr. Huang is getting on in years. Perhaps it's best not to let him host this welcome banquet, okay?"

Chef Huang: "No, I can handle it! Let me do it!"

With the explosive popularity of Penguin's "Let's Go Now," the culinary skills of regular guest Jia Bing have also been praised by everyone, making Huang Lei envious!

This is a rare opportunity to showcase oneself, how can one let it slip by?

"Um, Gu, it's okay. I've been cooking at Mushroom House for so many years, I'm not tired. Don't worry."

Gu Yun's face darkened: Who asked you!

Bullet comments:

[Gu Yun: Speak up already! If you're too late, the production team will really treat it as a task!]

I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter!

[Survival instinct at its peak.]

[Chef Huang: Since Nara, you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully treat you to a meal.]

[Help! Does anyone understand my ridiculous sense of humor? When Gu Yun slid to his knees, Xiao Tian was confused, but she knelt down after him.]

When Chef Huang said he was going to cook, Teacher He rolled his eyes, hahaha, so funny!

[Gu Yun: If you don't want to be poisoned, quickly kneel down with me.]

Nara is entirely to blame for this.

[Gu Yun: Brother Liang, I don't owe you anything anymore.]

……

The chat exploded!

The crew members in front of the monitor were also ecstatic.

Gu Yun's superb survival instinct and his amazing knee slide made everyone laugh.

"Wow, this kid's got some witty remarks."

Wang Hailong wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes. He was now eager to drag Gu Yun to record an episode of "Let's Go Now 2". This kid's sense of variety show is amazing!

The assistant was laughing so hard he could hardly breathe: "Director, what about dinner? Should we have the chef prepare it again?"

Wang Hailong waved his hand: "Since Teacher Huang has said so, let him host the welcome banquet."

The assistant suppressed a laugh; Gu Yun's kneeling had been for nothing. "Okay, I'll go inform them right away."

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"Teacher Gu, this is the task card given to us by the production team."

Gu Yun got up from the ground, took the task card from the staff member, and when he saw the words on it, his heart sank.

"Hey, Ms. Gu, what's wrong? You look terrible."

Tian Xi noticed Gu Yun's slight expression, brushed the weeds off her knees, and asked curiously.

"The production team said that the welcome dinner will be prepared by Teacher Huang, and lunch will be provided for us."

Gu Yun rubbed his numb face.

After he finished speaking, the expressions on the faces of the people on the field varied.

He Ling wasn't in a good mood either. She'd finally escaped the Mushroom House, and now she had to eat Breaking Bad's food? But she quickly adjusted:

"Wow, this is Teacher Huang's dinner! Many of you have probably never had this before, right? You're in for a treat! Thank you so much, Teacher Huang!"

Yang Zi laughed heartily: "I've been wanting to try Teacher Huang's cooking for a long time."

Chef Huang: "Not at all~"

Kanara ordered the food directly:

"Teacher Huang, I want to eat mock crab. When we were filming 'Go Fighting!', Teacher Sun Honglei said that your mock crab was good."

Chef Huang: "Hey, it's just average, but since you said so, I'll show you what I can do."

Mailin and Huang Shengyi: "How about coconut chicken?"

Chef Huang: "Coconut chicken? I know a little about it, don't worry about it, leave it to me."

Ding Zhen: "I want to eat a whole roasted lamb!"

Chef Huang: "Tsk, you've got the perfect opportunity! I'm also quite skilled at roasting whole lamb. Anyone else want to order?"

Tian Xi looked around, wondering if she should also join in the fun. She was about to raise her little hand.

Gu Yun, who was standing nearby, got really angry and slapped Xiao Tian's hand away.

Want some more?

This is going to kill someone, my foot!

Xiao Tian tilted her head and looked at Gu Yun: ? ?

Gu Yun: "...Teacher Xiaotian, you will thank me."