A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

[Critical Hit! Sharp Tongue +2]

Jia Naliang's face turned pale and then purple.

He's almost forty or fifty years old, how could he not understand the metaphor in this?

Keep playing dumb and bear with it.

"I'm not too sure about that, but I think they've already...done a perm."

Ever since his ex-wife's "hair appointment" incident, Kanara has developed a physical aversion to the words "hair appointment"!

Hmm, and there's this tour guide in front of him. The more Jia Naliang looked at him, the more his hands itched. He carefully examined Gu Yun's helmet, wondering if he could take it off.

Although the task cards were provided by the production team, and the questions were also assigned by the production team,

However, Jia Naliang, the producer of the show, couldn't afford to offend him, so he could only direct his anger at Gu Yun.

"Cough cough, Liang Ge's gaze scared me a little, and he kept tugging at my helmet."

Gu Yun said 'helplessly':

"Although this was a question prepared by the production team, it was indeed me who asked it. How about this, if you're really angry, you can get out of the car and hit me a couple of times to vent your anger."

"Don't take off this helmet, it's locked in place at the back."

As Gu Yun spoke, he turned around, revealing the back of his helmet, where a combination lock was indeed hanging!

Gu Yun specifically emphasized the issues prepared by the production team, one of which was to prevent the audience from feeling that he lacked boundaries and thus lose favor with them.

Secondly, we can't afford to offend Nara too much, as we're counting on Nara to increase our proficiency in terms of vocabulary later on, so we can't afford to let things fall apart like this.

Kanara: ? ? ?

Jia Naliang was stunned, both annoyed and amused, and after a long while, he managed to stammer out, "Um... I can tell you value your life a lot."

The PD in the front row was trying so hard not to laugh that his face turned red!

The chat in the official live stream of "Let's Go Travel" exploded with comments.

[This question, I don't think it's as damaging as that execution song from before, so why did Nara's face turn green?]

[To the person upstairs, think about it carefully.]

[No! I want to get off! This isn't the bus to the kindergarten!]

[If you don't understand, just ask: Who is PJ1?]

[A rapper, who was adopted as Nara's younger brother in his early years, cheated on Nara with Nara's ex-wife.]

[I can't believe it, I'm dying of laughter! This tour guide is seriously afraid Liang Ge will kill him!]

Who is this tour guide? Wow, he's so abstract! He has a Stephen Chow-esque, nonsensical feel to him.

[Help! Locking on a helmet? Whoever came up with this is a genius!]

"..."

In front of the monitor, Wang Hai, who had witnessed Gu Yun's reaction, grinned and said, "This kid is using us as a shield. He's up to no good."

Assistant: "Then we should tell Teacher Jia that this wasn't a question we prepared?"

"Aren't we just selling that kid out by doing this?"

Wang Hailong pointed to the nearly 30 million views in the live stream, saying, "So far, half of that viewership is thanks to him."

"So be it. There are plenty of people criticizing me, one or two more won't make a difference. As long as the show is entertaining."

Wang Hailong has a very good attitude.

When he first took over the show, he was criticized quite a bit, but the ninth and tenth seasons he directed became the most popular after the first four.

Those who criticize the most harshly at the beginning will enjoy the most delicious "food" later.

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"Okay, Brother Liang, now for the fourth question."

Gu Yun: "Brother Liang, what are you most afraid of?"

What am I most afraid of?

Kanara's system has crashed again.

If Gu Yun had asked this question at the beginning, he would have thought about it normally, but now, his mind is full of "cheating" and "being cheated on".

silence.

silence.

Jia Naliang touched the tip of his nose. The answers that popped into his mind were becoming more and more outrageous, and none of them could be said out loud.

Seeing that he was stuck there and couldn't get down, Kanara was getting anxious, but he didn't know what to say.

Gu Yun stepped in to defuse the situation: "The production team asked a tricky question, but I know what Brother Liang is most afraid of."

Jia Naliang was already provoked by Gu Yun and instinctively tried to cover Gu Yun's mouth, but with the helmet in the way, Gu Yun opened his mouth and said:

"Do you even need to guess? What Brother Liang fears most is that the price in the live stream won't come down."

As Gu Yun spoke, Jia Naliang became so anxious that stubble sprouted from his beard, and it felt like his hair had automatically turned green.

result……

"Huh? Huh!"

Jia Naliang's mood was like a rollercoaster ride. Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment. This reversal came unexpectedly.

Gu Yun immediately replied: "618, friends in the live stream can go and check out Brother Liang's live stream."

"Yes, yes, it's 618! Everyone can come to my live stream to watch, the prices will definitely be great!"

Jia Naliang quickly chimed in, giving Gu Yun a grateful look: "From now on, you're like my own younger brother!"

Gu Yun waved his hands repeatedly: "No, Brother Liang, you can treat me like a younger brother, but I can't really consider myself your younger brother, that would be a disaster."

[Sharp Tongue +1]

Jia Naliang didn't understand what Gu Yun meant, thinking Gu Yun was just being polite, and said:

"Oh, it's alright. We'll be recording a show together next. We're all family, don't be so polite!"

I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter!

Nara is still completely unaware!

Help! Does anyone understand my ridiculous sense of humor? I'm most afraid that the prices in the live stream won't come down, I'm going to die laughing.

【No, what are you all laughing at? Tell me, let me have a laugh too!】

[Original text: PJ1 is a cunning guy. Nara treats him like a younger brother, and he really thinks he's Nara's younger brother, always coming and going.]

That's fucking!

[Holy crap! This tour guide's IQ must be over 160!]

……

Just a moment ago, Jia Naliang thought Gu Yun was a bit annoying, but now, he wanted nothing more than to pick Gu Yun up and kiss him!

Not only did it get me out of a tight spot, it also conveniently helped me get out of trouble—smooth and not offensive at all!

Even if you spend one or two million on publicity, it might not be as effective as Gu Yun's words just now!

"We're almost at our destination. We still have two questions, Liang-ge. Can we finish this quickly?"

Gu Yun glanced at his phone; they were almost at the filming location, and the interview had to be done quickly.

"bring it on!"

Jia Naliang patted his chest, the barrier between him and Gu Yun dissipating: "Ask whatever you want, bring it on."

Gu Yun: "Anything is fine?"

Kanara: "Come on! You guys, just ask."

"Has Brother Liang considered remarrying?"

[Sharp Tongue +1]

Jia Naliang rubbed his temples, feeling a pang of heartache but still able to accept it: "I hadn't thought about it, sigh... I guess I should prioritize my career."

"One last question, China... if you could hear someone speaking, who would you like the most?"

[Perfect critical hit, Poisonous Tongue +4]

A single sentence, a difference of just two words, almost made Jia Naliang's heart stop beating!

When Gu Yun pronounced the word "sound" just now, he clearly made a "hee" sound, almost like he was about to detonate an atomic bomb right in front of me!

Jia Naliang's eyes almost popped out as he stared intently at Gu Yun: "I told you to ask, and you actually asked about everything?"

Gu Yun blinked, looking completely innocent: Brother, you told me to ask, so is this my fault?

The car was silent except for the roar of the engine.

But the live stream chat exploded.