A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

The live chat exploded again:

[Oh no, I've developed a condition where I can't help but laugh whenever I see Gu Yun!]

I almost died laughing at Gu Yun's slap; the kid really got angry.

Help! Does anyone understand the true meaning behind Gu Yun's line, "You will thank me"?

[Xiaotian, looking adorably silly: Everyone else has ordered, should I order too?]

[Gu Yun: Still ordering? If we order any more, the day the show finishes recording will be our seventh day after death!]

……

"Hey, Xiao Gu, Xiao Tian just wants to order some food, why did you hit her hand? Xiao Tian, ​​don't worry, just order whatever you want!"

Huang Xiaochu noticed Gu Yun's subtle movements and immediately spoke up.

Gu Yun: "I'm innocent! There was a mosquito on Xiao Tian's hand, I just helped to swat it away."

Tian Xiwei glanced at Gu Yun with her bright, lively eyes, thought for a moment, and then nodded in agreement.

"Mosquito, huh? Okay, Xiao Tian, ​​do you want to order? Come on, just tell me what you want to eat, that's what I do."

Chef Huang, of course, didn't believe it. Was this some kind of joke?

Tian Xiwei secretly went to see Gu Yun again, but was discovered by Chef Huang: "Don't let Gu Yun influence you. This young man may be handsome, but being handsome can't put food on the table."

[Modeling Monster +1]

"Then...then I'll order scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

Tian Xiwei thought for a moment and ordered a simple and easy-to-make dish.

"OK!"

Huang Xiaochu asked the staff for a notebook and pen and wrote down all the dishes she was going to make that evening.

"Okay, let's do it this way for now. Let Xiao Gu and Liang Liang put their luggage away, and then we'll have lunch together."

Teacher He spoke, and everyone turned around and walked into the manor. Gu Yun fell behind at the back of the group, with Tian Xiwei next to him.

"Hello, Teacher Gu! My name is Tian Xiwei, you can call me Xiao Tian. I'm a fan of your stand-up comedy, hehe~"

Tian Xi said softly, with a sweet smile.

"Thank you. I was born in 00, so I can't really be called a teacher. Just call me Gu Yun or Xiao Gu."

Gu Yun was born in 00, and Tian Xiwei was born in 97. He is three years younger than Tian Xiwei.

"You were born in 00? Then you have to call me 'sister'~"

Tian Xi puffed out her chest smugly. She couldn't exactly become sworn brothers with Gu Yun, but she was definitely pregnant: "By the way, why didn't you let me order?"

Gu Yun narrowed his eyes: "You don't know the joke about Teacher Huang?"

Tian Xi nodded slightly, but her large eyes were full of doubt:

"I know, but isn't that just a joke? If the food was really that bad, Mushroom House wouldn't have filmed so many episodes."

Gu Yun: "So... that's why Teacher He is said to have pica."

Tian Xi's eyes sparkled. "Hmm? That makes sense, but Teacher Huang still seems to have the air of a master chef."

Of course, that's why they say he's a veteran actor.

Gu Yun muttered to himself, and finally said, "Anyway, don't blame me for not reminding you, Xiao Tian, ​​eat more for lunch."

You can't learn something just by being taught it; you can learn it after being taught it only once.

When Huang Xiaochu's dishes were served that evening, Gu Yun believed that Tian Xiwei would understand everything.

The boys' and girls' rooms are separate, separated by a grassy area, and the open-air kitchen is located on the grass.

The male guests are staying in a three-story duplex. The first floor is reserved by the production team for the guests to relax and have fun, while the second and third floors are for living.

Gu Yun's room was on the second floor, the first one on the left side of the stairs. He didn't have much luggage, and it was packed up in no time.

It was a bit hot, so Gu Yun took a shower, changed his clothes—a white T-shirt, beige shorts, and sunglasses—and went downstairs.

"Ms. Gu, would you like to touch up your makeup?"

Just before leaving, Gu Yun's makeup artist ran up to him.

"Do I really have to wear makeup? It seems like too much trouble, and I've already applied sunscreen, so maybe I should skip it?"

Gu Yun politely declined.

With the added bonus of the "modeling monster" tag, Gu Yun's skin is already quite fair, so applying more powder would make him look a bit effeminate.

"Yeah, she looks good on camera even without makeup."

The makeup artist blushed under Gu Yun's captivating gaze, and shyly ran back to the makeup team, excitedly sharing with her colleagues:

"OMG! He's so handsome!"

"Naturally fair and cool-toned skin!"

Gu Yun could vaguely hear several female staff members whispering. He grinned and thought, "This is so handsome it's unbearable!"

When my buddy maxes out the "Modeling Monster" stat, can your heart handle it?

~Gu Yun, you're disgusting!

Gu Yun mentally berated himself!

Sharp Tongue Level 1: 76/100 (Your witty remarks are always extremely aggressive)

Before leaving, Gu Yun glanced at the panel again, and was immediately full of energy: "Give it a try, and I'll be leveling up soon."

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"The tour guide has finally come out."

The production team set up a large sunshade on the grass and also set up dining tables, where everyone, including Kanara, was cooling off.

Seeing Gu Yun emerge from the hotel from afar, Yang Zi said in a fatherly tone, "Hey, you've really kept us waiting."

Gu Yun was taken aback: "Lunch has already been served? Sorry, it's too hot, I've been sweating a lot, so I wanted to take a shower."

"No, the director said we'll eat later, so there's no need to apologize."

Sitting on the side, Tian Xiwei replied, trying to defend Gu Yun. She held a small electric fan in her hands, her bangs were gently lifted, revealing her smooth and fair forehead.

"Hmph, Liangliang came with you, why didn't she take a shower? Are you just being nosy?"

Yang Zi adopted the aura of a CEO, squinting as he stared at Gu Yun.

This is malicious targeting!

Yangzi just saw the video of Gu Yun interviewing Jia Naliang in the car on his phone, and it's already trending on Douyin!

Seeing Gu Yun's popularity, Yang Zi had a sudden inspiration and came up with a plan to overshadow Gu Yun and boost his own popularity!

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment.

Although Yang Zi is often the butt of jokes among netizens, he is, after all, a boss and still has a certain presence.

As soon as the aura was activated, Huang Shengyi immediately fell silent, and the smile on his face disappeared.

Gu Yun, however, was not afraid at all. He took off his sunglasses and smiled:

"Oh, it's President Yang! I was wondering why I could feel that suffocating aura from seven or eight meters away."

Kanara: No, not at all.

I need to check the license plate (speaking with a Mandarin accent) ~

That's not right!

Where did your sharp tongue go when you interviewed me earlier? Why are you so sweet-talking now?

Yang Zi looked smug. Gu Yun was just a little kid. As soon as he unleashed his aura, Gu Yun immediately knelt down!

Yang Zi was no longer secretly pleased; his satisfaction was blatantly written on his face. With a smirk, he feigned ignorance and said:

"Oh? Really? Well, maybe I just haven't switched to this mode yet. I'm usually like this at the company."

Gu Yun raised his hand and fanned himself in front of his nose:

"Yes! Of course I smell it! There's such a strong smell of my dad, I could smell it from more than ten meters away, it's so overpowering."

[Critical Hit, Sharp Tongue +2]

Yang Zi's smile froze, and the rest of her words were stuck in her throat.

Jia Naliang chuckled: Tsk, why did you provoke him?

Tian Xi covered her mouth, turned away and lowered her head, giggling secretly.

Mai Lin, Huang Shengyi, Huang Xiaochu, and He Ling were all trying to suppress their laughter.

Ding Zhen sniffed: "What's that smell? I can't smell anything."