A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Gu Yun is extremely aggressive!

Actually, there were some things he didn't want to say so bluntly, but Yang Li herself started it first!

Gu Yun could only respond in kind.

My punch is worth a million pounds, can you, Yang Li, withstand it?

This is exactly what I want to see!

[That was satisfying to roast!]

[Sure enough, the best way to deal with this kind of person is to fight fire with fire; once a serious accusation is leveled against her, she'll behave.]

Gu Yun, I accept your words.

[So Gu Yun was also a grandmaster! That punch was absolutely perfect.]

……

……

"no!"

Yang Li panicked, her previous composure vanished, for Gu Yun had attacked her very core support:

"I didn't sexually assault Xiaotian or any other girls, nor did I say she was a masochist; I was just stating the facts."

"Let's stick to the facts?"

Gu Yun laughed in exasperation: "Oh, you still don't think you're wrong? Or do you think your father, who works three jobs a day to support the family, doesn't love his family?"

"At least from your aunt's perspective!" Yang Li emphasized, "She's just unhappy!"

Gu Yun: "You're not my aunt, how would you know what she's thinking?"

Yang Li patted her chest, speaking matter-of-factly: "I'm a woman too, of course I can understand Auntie!"

"No, you can't understand. How could you possibly understand your aunt? You said there's no such thing as true empathy in this world."

Gu Yun paused, then uttered the phrase Yang Li often used:

"You also said that every girl is unique and that you shouldn't impose your own ideas on any girl."

"Then what gives you the right to impose your feelings on your aunt?"

"Yang Li, you keep saying you're speaking up for NX, but in reality, you have absolutely no respect for women!"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Yang Li: "No matter what... Auntie is just unhappy, that's a fact!"

You're wrong again!

Gu Yun stared into Yang Li's eyes, his face serious: "Everyone pursues happiness differently. How can you define Auntie's happiness?"

"Yang Li, no woman should be defined. That's what you said when you won the championship. Have you forgotten?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"I, I..."

Yang Li stood there, speechless for a long time!

The words Gu Yun spoke were all her words!

"Speechless now? Yang Li, you just said how much effort it takes to strive? Fine, I'll tell you now!"

Gu Yun's expression was serious:

"An ordinary person, whether male or female, works hard from 7 am to 8 pm every day for a month and only gets a salary of 6,000 yuan!"

"If you work eleven hours a day and then work overtime until three or four in the morning, you only have five or six hours of rest time each day!"

"I work 330 hours a month, 19,800 minutes. Even if I'm sick, I have to go to work on time, all for that 6,000 yuan!"

"Come on, tell me now, how much effort does it take to strive? How much energy does it expend?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Yang Li's lips were trembling. She wanted to explain, but she didn't know what to say!

Her current clarification that she understands proves that what she said earlier was deliberately aimed at Tian Xiwei and was a blatant act of harassment.

But if she doesn't explain now, she'll offend not only women, but also all ordinary people struggling to make a living!

Yang Li is in a dilemma!

But Gu Yun's attack wasn't over yet!

"Or is it that Ms. Yang Li has made too much money, gotten used to being a high-class person, and looks down on the struggles of ordinary people like us, and despises that six thousand yuan?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

[Master of Rants lv3: 165/200]

The last sentence, like two huge accusations, was dumped on Yang Li's head, perfectly sealing the victory!

Yang Li was completely numb, sitting blankly in the chair with a deathly pale face.

Finished!

It's all over!

Not only did she fail to gain any new fans, but this time she also ruined her core fanbase!

Forget about rising to prominence; I'm afraid that after this episode ends and the video clips circulate online, she'll end up like Zhang Xiaoxiao.

There is no possibility of a comeback.

The comments section erupted in excitement.

That's it!

[That was satisfying, Gu Yun! Damn, from now on, if anyone gets angry with Gu Yun, I'll be the first to object!]

I work sixteen hours a day, earning six thousand yuan. I'm exhausted. What's the point of striving?

[To the person upstairs: Enough said, this toast is for the elderly!]

[Help! Gu Yun has actually worked before, he understands us so well. I think regardless of gender, we are all ordinary people struggling to make a living.]

Yang Li is so precious; she only earns 6,000 yuan a month, which is less than the money she makes from scamming fans in a single live stream.

……

"Teacher Gu is absolutely right."

Looking at the millions of viewers in the live stream, the assistant couldn't help but sigh, he felt the same way.

"Hey, if you want to go far in this industry, you need to have the right values; you can't get by with underhanded methods."

Wang Hai sighed. Even if Yang Li didn't fall for Gu Yun today, she would inevitably crash and burn sooner or later.

As for Gu Yun...

If Wang Hailong was worried about Gu Yun's character before, he was now completely relieved!

"Contact Gu Yun's agent and tell them that we want to invite Gu Yun to be a regular guest on [Departure 3]. The price is negotiable."

Wang Hailong rubbed his temples: "Forget it, just tell his agent directly, 800,000 per episode, that's the maximum I can decide."

-

Yang Li was speechless after being rebuked by Gu Yun.

"I was just stating the facts, talking about the situation with that note, and I didn't mean to target Oda."

Merlin finally finished gnawing on the chicken feet. She wasn't stupid; she knew this was a serious matter, so she immediately spoke up, trying to distance herself from the situation.

"It's okay? Then who was it that said Xiaotian was faking tears and that Uncle working three jobs a day means he doesn't love his family?"

Gu Yun's eyes were playful: "You say your uncle doesn't love his family? You're online playing games for 12 out of 24 hours a day, and then you say you love your family?"

"You're lazy, good-for-nothing, and can't distinguish right from wrong. What right do you, Merlin, have to mock someone who's working hard to make a living?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Gu Yun had previously seen Mai Lin's WeChat Moments, which was three pages long with a winning streak in King of Glory. If each game lasted ten minutes, that would be nearly sixty games in King of Glory, which would have taken about ten hours.

Merlin's face turned ashen, and he cursed himself inwardly for being so stupid!

She'd completely forgotten to block Gu Yun, that plague, from her WeChat Moments, but still argued, "Can't I relax a bit this weekend?"

"Of course you can relax on weekends, but you're online for twelve hours every day, playing games more punctually than I am at work. Is that what you call relaxing?"

"You say you're a housewife, and you complain to people every day about how tired and miserable you are. Is this how you take care of your children?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"I..." Merlin's face flushed red and then turned purple, and she couldn't utter a word for a long time.

When she was filming "Goodbye My Love", she established a persona of being thrifty, hardworking, and loving her family!

Now that Gu Yun has torn off her mask of pretense, her face is being completely humiliated.

Huang Shengyi panicked and tried to exonerate himself.

Gu Yun spoke up: "Sister Saint Cloth, I heard you understand Yang Li and Teacher Mailin very well, is that true?"

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Huang Shengyi waved his hands repeatedly: "I don't understand, I don't understand, I... I was just chatting nonsense."

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "Don't understand? But your expression is so fake, you're not pretending not to understand, are you?"

Gu Yun was a master at using someone else's own methods against them.

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"No, no! I didn't pretend!"

Huang Shengyi's face turned pale, and she fled behind Yang Zi as if trying to escape: "Xiao Tian, ​​I'm sorry, I went a little too far with my joke just now."

"Ahem, my tea is ready. I'm going to have some now."

Seeing that Gu Yun's words were like poison, capable of killing anyone he offended, Chef Huang got up from his chair, ready to run away.

But then a soft voice sounded from behind: "Teacher Huang, where are you going?"