A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"Gu Yun!"

Xiao Tian called Gu Yun's name crisply, wiped her face haphazardly, and gently tugged at the hem of Gu Yun's white plaid shirt:

"You won't be back until tonight..."

"That's not important."

Gu Yun pulled Tian Xiwei, whose eyes were red and whose face looked miserable, behind him, looked at the four people in the pavilion, narrowed his eyes, and smiled:

"You bullied Xiaotian like this while I was away? My sweet, silly apprentice's eyes are all swollen from crying..."

"Okay, Teacher He, let's not move on to the next part yet. Let me help my apprentice get rid of this black pot on his head first."

When Gu Yun said this, Xiao Tian behind him trembled slightly. Her heart pounded as if enveloped in soft honey, sweet and sticky.

She gently rested her head on Gu Yun's back, as if that way, all the rumors and gossip wouldn't be able to hurt her.

The live chat exploded!

Gu Yun! You're finally back!

Seriously, if Gu Yun doesn't come back soon, I'm leaving. Who wants to see a bunch of thugs barking like dogs here!

【Give these guys a good beating, don't force me to kneel down and beg!】

Don't cry, Xiaotian. (Pat on the head.)

[Help! Does anyone understand what Gu Yun meant when he said, "You guys are bullying Xiaotian like this while I'm not here?"]

Oh no, this is so sweet it's killing me!

[Like a glimmer of light, lock it in!]

[Gu Yun's damn sense of security!]

……

"Director, didn't Teacher Gu say he wouldn't arrive until tonight? Why is he here so early?"

The assistant watched the live stream's popularity soar and looked curiously at the director.

"This kid was filming until the early hours of the morning yesterday. He was originally going to take a nap and book a flight for tonight, but after watching the live stream, he just flew over."

Wang Hailong said with a smile.

The assistant asked, somewhat puzzled, "I was wondering why Teacher Gu had such dark circles under his eyes, but why was he in such a hurry?"

Wang Hai rolled his eyes at his assistant: "What else could it be? It can't be that this kid ran so fast because of me, right?"

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"OK."

He Ling also felt that this matter needed to be resolved, otherwise it would have a great impact on Xiao Tian!

"Xiao Gu, I wasn't involved at all!" Jia Naliang issued a statement first.

Yang Zi also said, "Liangliang and I were chatting together, I didn't join in."

Seeing Yang Zi and Jia Naliang's big reaction, Yang Li rolled her eyes. No, is it really necessary for you to have such a big reaction to just one Gu Yun?

"Oh, who do we have here? It's my classmate, the runner-up in the stand-up comedy competition!"

Yang Li was sarcastic and sarcastic, yet she pretended to be a good friend of ours:

"Gu Yun, you've really gotten better, you're even able to take Xiao Tian as your apprentice now, but how did you end up teaching him like this?"

The subtext is: *You're the one who taught Xiaotian! Well, you're not a good person yourself, are you?

They immediately put a huge pot on top of it!

Girls, let's cyberbully him!

Chef Huang, who was standing nearby, was quick-witted and immediately added insult to injury:

"Little Gu has a handsome face and he can fool young girls, but he has problems with his thinking. Look at what he did to Xiao Tian."

After being humiliated and embarrassed by Gu Yun so many times on this show, he finally got a chance to fight back!

Merlin wanted to add a few words, but her mouth was blocked by a chicken claw. In her haste, she almost vomited on the spot.

The group came on strong, launching into a three-part attack right from the start. Xiao Tian gently tugged at Gu Yun's sleeve: "Gu Yun, how about we call it quits?"

Gu Yun patted her hand, indicating that he would take care of everything.

"The smell is still as strong as ever."

Gu Yun looked at Yang Li, raised his hand to fan the air in front of him, and then glanced at Mai Lin:

"Teacher Mai, don't be in such a hurry. No one's going to take these chicken feet from you. I'll talk to the other teachers first."

"Whether I'm considered fully recovered is still uncertain, but Teacher Yang, you're really recovered."

Gu Yun smiled and said:

"Last time your live-streaming sales went wrong, you didn't even give an explanation to the fans whose health was harmed by the products you promoted. Now you're back to making money on variety shows?"

"What, do you think everyone is a fool, that they can be fooled by you once and then fooled a second time?"

"When they're making money, they tell family, friends, and sisters that their products are guaranteed to be genuine and of high quality. But when things go wrong, they disappear. And then, once the storm has passed, they come back to make money again?"

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

The best defense is offense. Gu Yun may not understand this in other areas, but when it comes to verbal exchanges, he believes this statement is true!

Regardless of what you were criticized for, find the other person's sore spot, strike them hard, throw them into disarray, and you'll have the upper hand.

Originally, Gu Yun was too lazy to pay attention to Yang Li. They were all eating from the same pot, and he didn't want to make things too ugly.

But you just had to bully people, you even dared to bully my disciple, Xiao Tian!

What else is there to say?

If I don't max out my "Master of Rants" proficiency with you today, I, Gu Yun, will change my surname to yours!

In a stand-up comedy competition, if there are many female audience members, and you're a master of boxing, then you're awesome.

But since I'm here filming a variety show, and I'm still a Level 3 "sharp-tongued" character, what should you call me?

"I didn't! I didn't disappear! I told you, it was that male product manager who lied to me."

Yang Li's eyes flickered; she couldn't possibly admit to this: "I disappeared because my father was seriously ill, and I went back to take care of him."

Gu Yun 'suddenly realized': 'Oh, then why don't you do security checks on the products?'

Yang Li: "I...trusted him a lot, so I didn't do it. He betrayed my trust. Men are all trash."

"Does trusting that male product manager mean we can skip product safety checks?"

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "So that means you trust that man so much that you can even ignore the safety of your fans who believe in and support you."

"Yang Li, you value men more than your fans and friends? Hey, isn't that just being a 'male slut'?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"fart!"

Yang Liteng suddenly stood up from her chair!

She panicked. Speaking out for women was her lifeline, and being labeled a "male chauvinist" would be the end of her.

But she is a stand-up comedian after all, and her mind works very quickly:

"Gu Yun, I'm stating a fact. You care so much, does that mean you think all boys are bad and all girls are good?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Zi raised an eyebrow. He had been rendered speechless by this very tactic that morning, and he was curious to see how Xiao Gu would respond.

Gu Yun: "No, here, a good person is a good person, and a bad person is a bad person. It has nothing to do with gender. But Teacher Yang obviously doesn't think so, does she?"

Yang Li smiled. Although Gu Yun had exonerated him, she had also found a way out for herself:

"Yes, that's what I think too. A good person is a good person, and a bad person is a bad person, Teacher Gu..."

"Since Teacher Yang thinks so too, why mention Xiaotian*nan?"

"Xiaotian said that neither the boy nor the girl is wrong, and both sides should understand each other. Don't you agree with that?"

What did you mean by saying "Oda*O" before?

Gu Yun interrupted Yang Li, speaking forcefully:

"Ms. Yang, are you simply jealous of Xiaotian and therefore targeting her maliciously, or... are you discriminating against all women?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]