A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

[Gu Yun! Kill!!!]

[Damn it, don't let a single one escape, keep attacking!]

[Gu Yun: After I've finished criticizing you, I'll criticize you again; after I've finished criticizing you, I'll criticize you again; one by one!]

[Mailin is truly amazing! He spends 12 out of 24 hours a day in the King of Glory arena. What does someone like that know about hard work?!]

Yang Li was devastated by the backlash. She had just returned from the Little Blue Book area, and things were already in complete chaos there.

[When they discover that Yang Li is a scammer trying to swindle money, wouldn't that break their defenses?]

……

Tian Xiwei's large, watery eyes were filled with astonishment, and her slender little hands gripped Gu Yun's clothes tightly.

Gu Yun is so amazing!

He always managed to resolve situations that he couldn't handle on his own with such ease.

Xiao Tian lifted her tear-stained face, secretly glanced at Gu Yun's profile, and smiled sweetly. This latecomer was surprisingly reliable.

"Teacher Huang, where are you going?"

Hearing that Gu Yun was about to continue criticizing Chef Huang, Xiao Tian tugged at Gu Yun's sleeve and said timidly, "Gu Yun, let's just forget about Chef Huang..."

Huang Xiaochu is indeed very experienced, and he also has a father who works for the government and has connections.

Xiao Tian felt that it wasn't worth it for Gu Yun to offend so many people for his sake.

"fine."

Gu Yun gently patted Tian Xiwei's head. Seeing that the proficiency level of the vocabulary was about to be maxed out, how could he possibly let Chef Huang go?

"I'll go check if my tea is ready yet, lest it boil dry."

Huang Xiaochu touched the tip of his nose. Given the current situation, Gu Yun had already put several big accusations on him. If he didn't run away, things would definitely go wrong.

"It's alright, I'll go get the tea. You and Xiao Gu can continue chatting."

He Ling smiled kindly, but in Huang Xiaochu's eyes, that smile was the smile of "Evil Gardenia"!

Originally, Chef Huang could have stopped this sensitive topic much earlier!

But Chef Huang had to interfere, and things have escalated to this point!

Of course He Ling was angry.

This is a young girl, and you've bullied her like this. The video has gone viral, and her future career and life will be ruined. And now you want to run away?

dream!

You got yourself into this mess, so you have to clean it up yourself!

Huang Xiaochu's face stiffened: "Teacher He, there's no need to trouble you, I can go by myself."

"No need, I'll go. I'll also make everyone a cup of tea to cool them down."

He Ling had already walked several meters away, completely cutting off Huang Xiaochu's excuse to escape.

Chef Huang scratched his head, turned around and met Gu Yun's "kind and approachable" peach blossom eyes, and chuckled:

"Xiao Gu, are you thirsty? Teacher He is going to make tea. We'll have some tea later to cool down. It's not like you need to be thirsty just because you're recording a show."

Gu Yun laughed in exasperation. "You're saying it's not that serious now? Why didn't you say that when you pushed Xiao Tian to her breaking point?"

"Teacher Huang, I've always thought of you as my role model. Not only can you cook, but you can also read minds and know what girls are thinking."

"Hey, Ms. Huang, could you help me analyze what Ms. Yang Li is thinking right now? Is she in a good mood or a bad mood?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4!]

Chef Huang's face darkened.

Earlier, in an effort to establish a "loving husband" persona, he claimed that he could understand what his wife meant with just a glance. Now, Gu Yun is here to expose his lie.

But right now, we absolutely cannot get involved with Yang Li; that would be a huge landmine!

"Ahem, well, what I said earlier was that I understand what my wife means, after all, we've been together for a very, very long time."

Huang Xiaochu gave a stiff smile, trying to save face: "It's just the other people, I'm not very familiar with them, and I can't guess what they're thinking."

"Oh~" Gu Yun had a sudden realization:

"What Teacher Huang means is that if girls don't express themselves, it's actually very difficult for boys to understand what they mean, right? Isn't that the same idea as Teacher Yang Li?"

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Chef Huang's face turned ashen. It seemed that Gu Yun was offering him a way out, but in reality, he was digging a pit for him!

He said earlier that a good boyfriend is one who can understand what a girl is thinking!

Now that you're saying no, aren't you just contradicting yourself?

But he had no choice but to say it!

If he doesn't say that, then he'll have to sit at the same table as Yang Li!

"Yes, unless you've been together for several or even more years and both of you know each other's habits, there are some things that you can't tell a girl what she's thinking unless you say them out loud."

Chef Huang forced a smile, his eyes filled with resentment.

Gu Yun's actions have not only ruined his "loving husband" persona, but now he's also attracting a lot of criticism!

How could I possibly be happy?

"Since Teacher Huang also believes that boys can't understand what girls mean if they don't express it, why did he contradict Xiaotian when she said that earlier?"

Gu Yun revealed his true intentions, delivering the final blow: "Does Teacher Huang share Teacher Yang Li's opinion, thinking Xiao Tian is easy to bully, or is it discrimination...?"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Before Gu Yun could utter the last few words, Huang Xiaochu broke out in a cold sweat and rushed forward to cover Gu Yun's mouth:

"Xiao Gu, I was just teasing Xiao Tian! Really!!"

"Xiaotian, I apologize. I'm sorry, I was just joking with you earlier, but the joke went a bit too far."

Chef Huang then looked at Tian Xiwei:

"Men, struggling is very tiring. I'm about the same age as your father, and I understand him very, very well!"

"Mailing and Yang Li, what they said is indeed problematic. I'm on your side. Making money isn't easy these days."

"When I said that earlier, I was being sarcastic, you know? But I didn't expect that Mai Lin and Yang Li really thought that way."

"Sigh, it's obvious they've become too comfortable and forgotten that they were raised on the loess soil."

Chef Huang's expression changed in an instant!

Although he likes to assert his seniority and show off, he's definitely smart enough!

I apologized to Xiaotian immediately, made my stance clear, and then distanced myself from Yang Li and the others!

"Teacher Huang, I know."

Xiaotian blinked her swollen, red eyes, still feeling wronged and uncomfortable.

She didn't want to accept Chef Huang's apology, but she didn't want Gu Yun to offend Chef Huang to the point of death either: "But please promise me you won't be angry with Gu Yun, okay?"

Xiao Tian looked at Chef Huang with a serious expression. Gu Yun had helped her, and she wanted to protect Gu Yun too!

"OK!"

Huang Xiaochu's face twitched. Now it wasn't a question of whether he was angry with Gu Yun or not, but whether Gu Yun would forgive him!

With Gu Yun's mouth, if he says a few more words, he'll have a lot more accusations against him, and it will take a lot of effort to get them off!

Seeing that Chef Huang had agreed, Xiao Tian's dark eyes flashed, and she gently poked Gu Yun's face:

"Gu Yun, that's enough, Teacher Huang has already apologized to me~~"

Gu Yun turned his head, looked at Tian Xiwei's smeared face, and said with a serious expression: "Fifteen compliments, no credit allowed."

"No~~" Xiaotian giggled, her sweet voice ringing in Gu Yun's ear: "I'll praise you every day from now on~"