A kiss, and I'll live another day; they begged me not to go crazy.

Perhaps seeing that Su Aige was restless, Yi Hao kindly dismissed everyone around him.

But little did anyone know that this very instruction would leave Yi Hao with a lifelong psychological scar.

Su Aige stood up and walked towards the desk, deliberately lowering her voice and speaking in a hoarse tone:

"Your Majesty, I have recently been observing the stars at night..."

But before she could finish speaking, Su Aige stopped abruptly. She felt her pants bulge and slide down.

The further I walked, the heavier it became, until with a "crack," the belt broke.

......

Yi Hao looked up and felt as if he were witnessing a scene he would never forget:

Su Aige was seen holding her belt in one hand and lifting her clothes with the other, reaching into her pants and trying to pull something out.

Yi Hao: ......

The more she pulled, the more there was. Su Aige simply stretched out her hand, and there, between her fair and delicate fingers, was something brown...

Of course, Yihao didn't recognize sweet potatoes.

He: "...Su Qing has such a peculiar hobby?"

Watching the other person's pulling motion, I felt a dull ache in my stomach, and my intestines seemed to be being pulled.

......

Su Aige held one of the heads and tried to pull it out, but the thing seemed to have no end in sight.

She was annoyed.

"Your Majesty, please take this."

She handed the vine's head to Yihao, grabbed her waistband, and ran forward with all her might.

As Su Aige walked forward, a thin, long, brown object was repeatedly pulled out from inside her clothes...

......

At this moment, Yi Hao's mouth was agape, "This....."

He glanced at Su Aige's slender figure, then at the belt she was clutching, and then at the brown vine in his own hand.

The brown vines just seemed to turn yellower the more you looked at them.

......

It wasn't until Su Aige had circled the house for the third time that the thing's tail finally fell out, and Su Aige felt a great sense of relief.

But Yi Hao only felt a wave of retching, "Ugh!"...

At this moment, the wise and mighty emperor decided that he should not see any strip-shaped food for a month!

......

Perhaps because they heard the emperor's disgusting voice, the guards outside the door ignored the eunuch's advice and pushed the door open to enter.

"Your Majesty, are you alright...?"

Everyone looked at the long, thin, strip-shaped objects scattered on the ground, then at Su Aige's disheveled clothes.

The long, thin object is in His Majesty's hand at one end.

On the other end, it could be vaguely seen that it had fallen out of Minister Su's trousers.

......

Guard: Am I part of your Play?

Eunuch: I already told you not to come in.

......

沉默.....

......

Su Aige, who had just fastened her belt again, was the first to recover her composure: "Ahem, Your Majesty, please summon the Minister of Revenue."

At this moment, Yi Hao felt that the sweet potato vine in his hand was very hot, and he agreed to Su Aige's suggestion.

Actually, he hadn't recovered from the visual shock he'd just experienced.

......

By now, Yi Hao had a vague idea that this was sweet potato vine, the kind of food that is said to be drought-resistant and can yield 4,000 catties per mu.

However, looking at where this thing came from, he found it hard to look at it directly.

......

At this moment, Su Aige was communicating with the system: "I didn't ask you earlier, but did you take that bitter tea seed?"

System: [Yes, essentially, everything in every world is made up of data.]

As long as the host touches it and the collection conditions are met, the same thing can be released in another world. This is also the principle behind the other party rewarding the host.

Of course, the platform will charge a fee based on the value of the items donated, which is usually borne by the donor.

Su Aige: "......" I thought it was a remote delivery~

......

It wasn't until the Minister of Revenue arrived and heard Su Aige explain that this grayish-looking thing was a new type of grain with a yield of several thousand catties per mu (a Chinese unit of area, approximately 0.165 acres).

The Minister of Revenue: "?!" What's going on with this subordinate who has always been so inconspicuous? Why did he suddenly find something like this and hand it directly to His Majesty? Does this mean he doesn't trust me?

He glanced at Su Aige furtively, but received no response.

He thought, "..." Things are different now. If what the other party said is true, then who knows how many more years he can hold this position as Minister?

......

Su Aige ignored all of that. After giving away the items, she started thinking about how to increase her intimacy with the other person in this short period of time.

But seeing Yi Hao and the Minister of Revenue chatting so enthusiastically, it seemed that the two of them could already see the people having enough to eat.

She was so anxious she was pacing around in circles.

......

"How to do how to do?"

Perhaps they just successfully launched a round of rewards.

The system was quite excited and was happy to remind Su Aige: [The host can try to obtain the other party's personal items.]

"Personal items?" Su Aige's eyes darted around.

.....

"Oh, Lord Li, is this the tea His Majesty just drank?" Su Aige stopped the eunuch as he took the teacup that had been taken away.

"Lord Su, please don't flatter me. The tea is cold; please replace it with fresh tea," the young eunuch said humbly.

"Where is this being sent?" Su Aige asked casually, placing her hand on the cup.

"Reporting to Lord Li, send it to the next room for inspection."

"I'll do it. I think I just heard His Majesty calling you." Not hearing the system notification, Su Aige assumed it was because there wasn't enough time, so she decided to take it a little longer.

.....

She took her cup and walked towards the tea room, pondering how to retain her lifespan for the day. Suddenly, she felt a little thirsty.

Without thinking much, I mechanically drank the tea in my hand in one gulp, only realizing after I finished that the water was a bit cold.

Su Aige: ......

Little Li, who had turned back to remind Su Aige of the tea room's location, said, "...I understand now. No wonder Lord Su wanted to send me away~"

Little Li was one of the people who rushed into the room earlier; now he retreated with a maternal smile on his face.

......

Su Aige didn't think too much about it; she just listened to a system notification:

[Congratulations, host, you have achieved the achievement of kissing the emperor, increasing your lifespan by 24 hours.]

Su Aige: "If you put it that way, then I'm not sleepy anymore."

......

She has already thought about her future career path.

Regaining her original identity, she became an ordinary tea-serving maid in the Imperial Study.

Judging from the emperor's appearance, he is an easy person to serve and won't behead or confiscate property at the drop of a hat.

The more Su Aige thought about it, the more convinced she became. "I'm resigning today!"

......

The Minister of Revenue in the Imperial Study was unaware that while he was holding a small meeting, his Vice Minister had already decided what job to take after switching sides to prolong his life.

He was at this moment expressing his approval of Su Aige before the emperor:

“During his tenure, Vice Minister Su was diligent and conscientious, and I value this young man highly.”

The implication is: I don't know why he gets good things and doesn't go through his direct superior, but instead hands them directly to His Majesty. Your Majesty, please don't be swayed by this kid. I am a very responsible superior.