A kiss, and I'll live another day; they begged me not to go crazy.

Su Aige was unaware of their thoughts.

All she knew was that her life was temporarily safe, but this was not a long-term solution.

The idea I just had—stealing the tea the emperor drank—is completely impractical.

Not only would you be easily mistaken for a pervert, but you might also accidentally lose your head.

After much thought, she decided to find a safe way that wouldn't arouse suspicion.

......

So, the next day, big news broke among Beijing officials:

Shocking! At the age of twenty, Vice Minister Su abandoned his literary pursuits for a military career! He's been transferred to the Embroidered Uniform Guard!

In no time, the news spread like wildfire, and people were discussing it animatedly.

Everyone is wondering, is this a sign of moral decay or a distortion of the professional system?

......

At this moment, Su Aige was unaware that she was standing at the palace gate, touching the small hand of the handsome scholar in front of her.

"Hmm, no lethal weapons, proceed!"

Taking advantage of the body search, she slipped her little hand inside and touched the chest muscles of this year's martial arts champion:

"Hmm, no weapon was concealed. You can proceed!"

......

So, after the emperor finished reviewing the memorials, before he could even rest, he received another pile of complaints.

Yi Hao: "......"

Has this Vice Minister Su gone mad? Oh no, he's now Commander Su.

"Go and summon Commander Su." The emperor decided to get to the bottom of this.

......

"Your Majesty, did you call me?"

Su Aige was still savoring the memory of the prime minister's youngest son's fair skin and rosy ears when she was summoned over.

Emperor: "......" So I can't even call you that?

......

Ever since he learned that his subordinate was a woman, the emperor could no longer bear to look at her.

Now, hearing other people's accusations against her, they can hardly believe that this is actually a woman.

"I've received some rumors that you've taken advantage of your position to harass the ministers. Is that true?" Yi Hao asked, somewhat embarrassed.

......

"Ah, no, it's just a routine check-up," Su Aige denied.

"If I don't do this, how can I meet handsome guys? If I don't meet handsome guys, how can I survive?"

Others who time-travel always revitalize their country and reach the pinnacle of life, but I can't just die in a day, can I?

"Besides, I still haven't taken out the soap, perfume, toothbrush, and hybrid rice that are essential for time travel!" Su Aige thought to herself.

.....

The emperor, who had intended to ask her to stop causing trouble,

Hearing her heartfelt words, he was utterly defeated.

"If one's own subjects suffer some injustice but receive so many good things in return, then it's not necessarily a bad thing."

Although I don't know what these things are.

But the emperor was determined to use his amazing subordinate to obtain these strange and wonderful things.

......

Thus, Su Aige was granted a special privilege: to exercise the power of an imperial censor and to investigate the secrets of all officials.

In other words, Su Aige could walk near officials without being mistaken for a thief.

However, she promised the emperor that she would no longer do things like touching people's hands, lifting their clothes, or pinching their abs.

Su Aige: Fine, a little bit of power is better than nothing.

......

After standing there for a moment and thinking, she resolutely decided to go to the home of the prime minister's son, who was the most popular person in the live broadcast room, to find out what was going on.

Just today, she had the privilege of touching the other person's small hand; those hands were so delicate and fair they were unbelievable.

He looks exactly like a well-behaved and adorable little brother, no wonder he has become the darling of those strange aunties in the live broadcast room.

......

Meanwhile, the prime minister's youngest son, who had just returned home after Su Aige had touched his little hand,

He had barely stepped into the house when he was immediately busy dealing with the elderly lady's various concerns and care.

After finally calming the old lady down, he was immediately greeted by his father, the prime minister, who came to urge him to finish his studies.

After seeing off wave after wave of people, the young master was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief and rest for a while.

......

He walked briskly to the desk, reached out and gently opened a book whose cover prominently displayed the words "The Analects."

Then he began to study it with complete concentration and meticulous attention to detail.

At this moment, Su Aige, who was secretly peeking out the window, couldn't help but mutter to herself:

"Hmph, if I didn't know that this book is full of interesting little stories, I might really believe that you are a hardworking and ambitious young man."

After saying that, she suddenly took a few steps forward.

......

The prime minister's son, engrossed in the exciting plot of the book, was completely unaware of anything amiss.

Until I felt a large shadow suddenly loom over me,

Only when I heard the faint, light footsteps beside me did I snap out of my daze.

Having just read a horror story, he was immediately terrified, his face turning deathly pale, his whole body trembling uncontrollably, and his heart pounding in his throat.

"!"

Oh no! Could it be a ghost?!

......

However, before he could scream in surprise, he had already seen who the person in front of him was.

In an instant, all the fear and panic vanished, replaced by astonishment and speechlessness.

He stared wide-eyed at Su Aige, who was standing right in front of him, incredulous, and stammered, "..."

"...Commander Su... how did you end up here?"

......

"I've come to give you something." Su Aige took out the reward she had received today from the prime minister's youngest son, Wang Er—a novel.

To be honest, Su Aige discovered that...

The viewers in the live stream seemed to know some unseen hints, and each donation was something the relevant person desperately needed.

Just like Emperor Yihao's sweet potato vines, and the novel by Wang Er, the son of the prime minister.

......

"What would I need this for?" Wang Er said dismissively, as he already had books, the latest editions of which he had found himself at the bookstore.

However, when Su Aige opened the book,

The neatly printed font and the different layouts instantly caught Wang Er's attention.

Children of this age are exactly at the point where they enjoy these kinds of storylines.

After reading the first page, Wang Er was completely captivated by the concepts of cultivation, cultivation levels, and so on.

......

I saw Su Aige take the books away.

He asked, "What do you want?" He wasn't stupid; he knew the other person must have something in mind.

The viewers in the live stream got excited:

[The streamer kissed him. He just wanted a kiss, and he could even get another book—I have plenty of novels here.]

Su Aige: "A kiss."

Seeing Wang Er's suddenly changed expression and the distance he jumped three feet away.

Su Aige: "..." Oh no, I said it out loud.

.....

But she doesn't intend to change her mind; of course, it would be good to receive a reward.

"Impossible!" Wang Er has a bottom line.

"Alright, then I'll have a sip of this..."

Su Aige took out a bottle of soda.