A kiss, and I'll live another day; they begged me not to go crazy.

Good news: I didn't die, I transmigrated, and I have a system too.

Bad news: The system is a special system; kissing a man can extend your life by one day.

......

Su Aige, a woman with lustful thoughts but no courage, was only interested in peeking at handsome men on the street and ended up in a car accident.

At this moment, she was screaming wildly in her heart:

"A dead end right from the start!"

......

Meanwhile, the young emperor, seated on the dragon throne, was listening to his ministers recount the disaster relief efforts for the drought in the south.

Suddenly, he heard a wailing sound, so sharp it was as if it were right next to his ear, which startled him so much that he almost fell off the dragon throne.

"Who?" The young and handsome emperor, with sharp eyes, surveyed the room.

The minister, who was giving his report, was so frightened that he fell silent.

"His Majesty?"

......

The emperor noticed that everyone around him looked normal, and even his own eunuch slightly raised his head to look at him.

He thought he might be hallucinating.

"It's alright, my dear minister, please continue."

At this moment, the emperor began to doubt himself.

"Could it be that you've been too tired from reviewing memorials lately?"

......

But who would have thought that just as the minister spoke again, that voice rang clearly in his ears once more:

What? I'm dying?

Is it only through intimate contact with a man that one can prolong life? And the higher the man's status, the better the effect?

"What? It's being streamed live right now? Holy crap!"

Then came a series of noises; the emperor only heard a series of beeping sounds.

......

The emperor thought to himself, "This person sounds like a woman."

Fortunately, they have no shame and say some arrogant things.

Thinking of this, the emperor glanced around at the maids.

Everyone had their eyes lowered, making it impossible to see their expressions.

......

As I was observing, the voice rang out again:

"Damn it, I'm a woman, and I wouldn't say anything if you made a woman dress up as a man to be an official, but..."

Now you want me to follow the emperor?

"You think I'm too old for this?"

.....

emperor:"!"

Now we have two pieces of information: whether this person is one of our ministers, or whether she is a woman disguised as a man.

And they will follow me and do despicable things.

......

The ministers below continued to speak:

"......His Majesty,

Grain production is currently extremely low, but the capital region is still relatively well-off.

Due to the drought in the south, farmers have almost no grain left in their homes.

......

Before the emperor could speak, a black strip of text seemed to float past his eyes.

Even without looking closely, the content seemed to be imprinted in his mind:

Large-scale growers:

Plant sweet potatoes,

This emperor is so handsome!

If the streamer can collect the bitter tea seeds he used, I'll reward him with 100 sweet potato seedlings that yield 4000 jin per mu.

I don't know why, even though I don't know what bitter tea seeds are or how much they weigh in a pound,

However, the emperor had a nagging thought: if he could obtain these seedlings, the drought could be averted.

......

So the emperor sat on the high platform, waiting and waiting, until it was almost time to end the court session, but still nothing unusual happened.

emperor:"?"

The woman's voice appeared again:

"I'm not stupid, I'm in court."

Besides! I'm not a pervert, what business is it of mine with disaster victims?

All Su Aige wants now is to find a man after court to hold her hand and kiss him.

......

System: [Host, we suggest you complete the requirements for the live stream; you'll be pleasantly surprised. Lifespan countdown: 10 minutes...]

Su Aige: "This is definitely revenge! They were just saying there was only one day left. And this viewer is a pervert, of all things to ask for, they had to ask for someone else's used bitter tea seeds..."

System: [Ten minutes is also a day. Also, host, we are a pornographic livestream room, please be mentally prepared.]

Su Aige: .....

......

Emperor: "Court adjourned!"

Let's help her out. If she relies on herself, when will she ever get the life-saving food?

.....

So the emperor walked in front.

Su Aige followed behind, she was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, there were only five minutes left, she was going all out...

"His Majesty!"

The emperor only heard a loud shout.

The Vice Minister of Revenue, who had been relatively unknown until now, suddenly ran over and collapsed to the ground with a thud.

......

Before the emperor could even marvel at the fact that the woman disguised as a man was actually her,

I felt a smooth little hand moving up from under my trouser leg...

Those little hands moved higher and higher, almost touching the danger zone...

......

The emperor resisted the urge to kick the other man away; instead, he crouched down and pressed down on the man's shoulder.

"I'll endure it~" For the sake of the people, the emperor bit his lip until it bled before forcing himself to accept the hand of a man dressed as a human moving on his leg.

He even moved closer to her just for the reward she offered.

If I hadn't known the other person was a woman, I would have died ten or eight times over, given her homosexual behavior.

......

"Damn it, where are the bitter tea seeds?! System, come out here!"

Su Aige mentally prepared herself for a while before reaching out to touch the handsome man's thigh.

But the fuzzy texture left her speechless; she wouldn't even want a bitter tea seed with legs like that, even if she had to throw it away.

......

System: [A pair of underpants used by the emperor have been collected. Trade now?]

Su Aige: "A deal."

System: [Transaction successful. Congratulations to the host for completing the achievement of stroking the emperor's thigh. Lifespan increased by 2 hours.]

Transaction rewards for the live stream have been distributed; the host can trigger them randomly.

......

Su Aige: "You didn't tell me that touching a man's thigh would be a reward."

System: [If the host can touch **, the reward will be even greater.]

Su Aige quickly withdrew her hand.

......

"Minister Su, what is this?" the emperor asked, feigning ignorance.

With a little more time, Su Aige finally had the energy to maintain her precarious facade, her mind racing with thoughts:

"Oh no, what should I say? Should I say I accidentally tripped and fell, and accidentally touched your thermal pants?"

The emperor only heard the elegantly dressed courtier opposite him, whose mouth remained closed.

But a woman's voice came out: "Ah, ** come out here and tell me what to say?"

......

Su Aige remained awkwardly silent.

The emperor was very good at giving people a way out: "My dear minister, you must be tired from court. Come with me."

He wanted to see how the other party would present the reward; he wanted to witness such a miraculous event with his own eyes.

......

But nobody told me that the rewards were distributed this way!

Su Aige only knew that the system said the rewards were triggered randomly, but she didn't know if it was really random.

......

The two arrived at the Imperial Study together. Emperor Yihao sat at the desk, while Su Aige sat restlessly in the chair brought by the eunuch.

"What should I do? I heard that the emperor can summon me for hours at a time. I don't want to wait until I'm dead!"

What should I do?

"System, if I pounce on him and touch his thigh now, will I get arrested?"

......

The emperor listened to the other party's urgent words.

Although it's unclear who the person in the middle is talking to.

But hearing the other person's nonsensical tone, he still twitched the corner of his mouth.