The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

When this question was presented, everyone looked troubled.

Xia Yu glanced at Shang Xu: (⊙o⊙) Do you even know how? Go ahead and try!

Shang Xu shook his head: ?(?'?'? ?)? No, just lie down!

Those who aren't confident don't dare to answer.

The punishment has now been escalated; if an individual answers incorrectly, their deskmate must also drink bitter melon juice.

"boom--!"

A very loud popping sound.

The group wondered which warrior it was.

Looking in the direction of the sound, one could see Fu Jingnian's long hand firmly pressed on the buzzer.

There was an inexplicable sense of superiority on his face.

Netizens throw watermelon rinds to complain:

[I have to say, I really admire Fu Strong. He has an inexhaustible sense of confidence and superiority every day. Um... I've criticized you many times, I'm your loyal hater, can you spare me some of that confidence for my job interview!?]

[Hello, excuse me, but you'll be gone in a few seconds while I'm reading this because I'm a time thief who specializes in posting pointless stuff to waste everyone's reading time, hehe, just kidding.]

[I feel like Fu Gou in real life would be the kind of guy who, when he meets his ideal type on the street, would shake off his greasy bangs that haven't been washed in days, then trip his buddy (not Jiang Shuyi, haha), then do a fadeaway jump shot in mid-air, and finally, when they pass each other, smell what her hair smells like, and think he's really cool.]

Shang Xu saw that the long, well-received review had been set by the administrator.

It remained in the center of the live stream for several seconds.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha."

He and Xia Yu laughed heartily.

Xu Jianian could no longer hold back.

"Hahahaha! Ahahahahaha!"

Duan Xiaotang thought to herself, "Keep it down. It sounds like a donkey braying. Who taught you to laugh like that?"

Jiang Shuyi was embarrassed: You've really screwed me over. It seems like you've let me go, but it also seems like you haven't!

Fu Jingnian was shameless and pretended not to see it.

"Answer."

Director Ma finished the last bit of his iced Americano in one gulp and urged.

"Cough cough."

Fu Jingnian coughed twice, giving Jiang Shuyi a suggestive look.

Jiang Shuyi was dumbfounded: Why is he looking at me? Is this person blind?

"You don't know, do you?"

Shang Xu's voice carried a hint of languor.

"how is this possible?"

"I'm giving my new partner a chance to prove himself!"

Fu Jingnian pulled Jiang Shuyi up directly.

Jiang Shuyi then understood what Fu Jingnian meant.

"You pressed the button yourself, you answered it yourself, what business is it of mine?"

He muttered something under his breath.

"Aren't you an international student? You can't do it?"

Fu Jingnian gave him a foolish look.

Jiang Shuyi had no choice but to bite the bullet and go ahead.

He looked at the display screen next to Director Ma, which showed questions and options.

I choose D, France!

Fu Jingnian clapped his hands, feeling confident that things were going well.

"wrong answer."

No sooner had Director Ma finished speaking than the rock sugar pears were snatched up.

Duan Xiaotang: "B. Britain."

She was just hesitating between B and D, but thanks to Jiang Shuyi, she was able to eliminate D.

"Correct answer!"

"Rock sugar pear soup +2".

"what's wrong with you?"

Fu Jingnian sat down unwillingly.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you trying to pull me along to show off?"

Jiang Shuyi was speechless. What would his good brothers think if they saw him sitting with Fu Jingnian?

UZ Club.

Luo He looked at the big screen, where Jiang Shuyi and Fu Jingnian were sitting very close together, exchanging a few words from time to time.

"The sky has fallen, Brother Luo! Has Xiao Jiang betrayed us?!"

Chen Shao, carrying a bottle of red wine, looked up at the live-streaming dating show at a 45-degree angle, just like him.

During the live stream, Jiang Shuyi and Fu Jingnian both downed a glass of bitter melon juice.

"How could that be? Xiao Jiang must have gone undercover. Let's wait and see!"

Luo He's desire to appear on a dating reality show reached its peak at this moment.

...

This time, the bitter melon juice has been enhanced.

Add chili powder, and it becomes a truly bizarre and unappetizing dish.

After the two finished drinking, their expressions were as if they were convulsing.

Jiang Shuyi, with tears in her eyes: It's fucking awful! ( ?? ﹏ ?? )!

Standing next to Fu Jingnian, whose makeup was full of cracks, he looked much more handsome.

"If you can't answer within the next 30 seconds, you'll be punished. Currently, Shang Yufei has 10 points, Bingtang Xueli has 8 points, Qinjiali has 8 points, and Shen Fu's group has 3 points."

"There are only a few questions left in Course 3, everyone keep going!"

Director Ma turned the pages of the notebook on the podium to the last page.

"Wow, so we've been lying low for so long and haven't been caught yet!"

Xia Yu suddenly realized that he and Shang Xu had been enjoying themselves for quite some time.

"Of course! If the two of us team up, no one can defeat us!"

What are the main causes of red tides?

"A. Coral polyps, B. Low air pressure, C. Plankton, D. Volcanic eruption."

"boom--!"

Shang Xu finally made his move and snatched it.

Mu Qing couldn't believe that she had missed the opportunity by hesitating for just one second.

"C. Plankton."

Xia Yu answered the question.

A glimmer of hope flashed in Mu Qing's eyes; the answer in her heart was A.

"correct answer."

Director Ma holds up a red checkmark sign.

Mu Qing secretly rejoiced: Luckily I didn't steal it (?﹏?).

"Oh dear, I forgot everything I learned before."

Li Yan covered her face.

"But the games that Director Ma plays now are very meaningful, so I really enjoy playing them. Even if I come in last place, it doesn't matter. The main thing is that I can learn something, which is already great."

Duan Xiaotang praised it and felt that coming to this program was the right decision.

"A little science lesson: Red tide is a harmful ecological phenomenon that occurs when certain phytoplankton, protozoa, and bacteria in seawater proliferate under specific environmental conditions, causing the water to change color."

"Yeah."

Xia Yu nodded.

"Red tide is when the seawater turns red. I have seen it at the beach. There are also green tide and brown tide."

Fu Jingnian was puzzled; it seemed that this Xia Yu was gradually becoming the Xia Yu he had previously thought of.

He just happened to glance at it, and the next second he felt himself being pressed down by some force.

He felt a little better after withdrawing his gaze from Xia Yu; the feeling just now was like being paralyzed by a ghost.

He wondered what was going on, and looked over again.

Order of commerce: ……

And just like that, they met eyes with Shang Xu without warning.

Shang Xu's beautiful eyes were now cold as ice as she looked at him.

He shuddered and looked away.

Which of the following foods should not be put in the refrigerator?

"A. Banana, B. Apple, C. Beer, D. Egg."

When a common sense question is posed, hands are raised and lowered simultaneously.

"Damn, what's up with Brother Li Yan? He's so fast!"

Shang Xu looked at Li Yan from the first group.

"You've answered quite a few questions; shouldn't we let the elderly know?"

Li Yan made jokes about himself without any restraint.

"That's it."

Duan Xiaotang nodded with a smile.

Li Yan answered, "A banana."

"correct answer."

"Big Head, you've finally managed to answer a question in class."

Director Ma was pleased.

"Huh? Brother, you're already an old man, so what about Director Ma...?"

Xia Yu's tone rose and fell, and she smiled sideways.

"Hahahahaha."

Shang Xu was in charge of laughing.

"What...what do you mean!?"

Director Ma's prop blackboard eraser flew over.

Xia Yu grabbed it with one hand and put it in the drawer to keep it for herself.

"Thank you, Director Ma, for the blackboard eraser."

"Bananas will turn black and rot if stored below 1 degree Celsius."

"Anyone still laughing and joking in class will be drinking bitter melon and chili juice soon!"

As soon as Director Ma finished speaking...

Those usually cheerful, troublesome guys suddenly became aloof.

Xia Yu Anjing: No, not at all.

Shang Xu blinked: I am aloof, aloof is me.

Xu Jianian glanced sideways: I'm naturally not one to smile.

Mu Qing said expressionlessly: "It doesn't seem to concern me at all?"

Duan Xiaotang said seriously: From now on, everyone owes me millions.

Li Yan glanced at Shang Xu in the farthest distance: Can I learn to laugh upside down like Shang Xu?

Fu Jingnian secretly observed: Why is everyone so quiet?

Jiang Shuyi pursed her lips: Hahaha, I'm laughing to myself, it's none of your business.