The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

All four groups participated, making the competition fierce.

"Bang--."

Duan Xiaotang got to answer that question.

"DDD!"

She was very excited.

Aside from one person, the others who didn't manage to grab one weren't too discouraged.

"correct answer."

Li Yan led the applause.

"Friendly reminder: the penalties only stipulate the crimes for options A and B. Option D will not be prosecuted as a criminal offense, but if an adult male victim is intentionally persecuted or causes death, criminal liability will be pursued."

Director Ma pushed up his glasses, which gave him a somewhat philosophical look, and began to explain things to everyone.

The comments section started to get wildly speculative:

【Oh? Then I can go and kidnap Shang Bao, right? Shang Bao, what kind of sack do you like? I might as well kidnap Xu Dawan too, and then kidnap Fu Gou to serve you two, how about that?】

[The person upstairs, one by one, dreams have flown out of the skylight. Shang Bao belongs to Sister Yu, Xu Dawan belongs to Mu Qing Bao Bao, don't you dare take them apart! As for Fu Gou, you can kidnap him. I'll sit at the kids' table and bring thirty bags of sunflower seeds.]

[You're so bold! How many times have I told you? Fu Gou can only belong to Shen Youyou. They must be locked up together, neither of them allowed into the market, or I'll go crazy (screams wildly) (evolves into a primitive savage) (twistes on the spot) (screams loudly) (rips off your toenails) (puts them on my toilet seat).]

...

"Human organs never stop growing?"

"A. Nose, B. Ear, C. Eyeball, D. Bones."

"Bang--."

"DDD, skeleton!"

Fu Jingnian got it, and his confident tone startled Luo Wei, who was still asleep.

Xia Yu glanced at him, wondering how he always managed to snatch things.

You wouldn't know unless you looked closely; his arms were actually quite long and slender, and his hand-foot proportions were asymmetrical.

"Wrong."

Shang Xu murmured a sentence.

Upon hearing this, he and Xia Yu were already prepared to fight over it.

"wrong answer."

Director Ma raised a red cross.

Fu Jingnian's smug expression immediately froze.

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

Jiang Shuyi gently shook her head.

Xia Yu and Shang Xu pressed the red buzzer almost simultaneously.

Xia Yu's hand touched the button first, and Shang Xu's hand unexpectedly struck it.

"What the hell!?"

Xia Yu withdrew her hand that had been accidentally injured.

"Are you okay?"

Shang Xu was visibly flustered.

In the end, they didn't manage to get one.

Shang Xu muttered to himself: "I've lost both my army and my wife."

Li Yan was still somewhat incredulous after she managed to snatch it.

"B, ears, right?"

Duan Xiaotang used the process of elimination; she thought that ears were a relatively uncommon subject, so she chose B.

The combination of rock sugar and snow pear is quite harmonious.

Mu Qing almost managed to snatch it, and a hint of regret flashed across her face.

Xu Jianian smiled brightly and comforted her:

"It's okay, Sister Muqing, it's just a game. The most important thing is to have fun!"

He speaks in a humorous tone.

That made Mu Qing laugh.

"Hahaha, okay."

"correct answer."

Director Ma continues to explain the science:

"To be precise, the outer ear, especially the earlobe, grows very slowly; a person's ear continues to grow throughout their life."

"Let's drink bitter melon juice!"

At this moment, Shang Xu and Xu Jianian rushed over to pour bitter melon juice for Fu Jingnian.

The small cups were all filled to the brim.

Because they were both so enthusiastic, the bitter melon juice overflowed.

"What's the meaning!?"

Fu Jingnian watched helplessly as the bitter melon juice quickly flowed under the table and spilled onto his black school trousers.

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, it's all Xu Jianian's fault!"

"Are you a chef? How come you're so good at shifting blame?"

Xu Jianian cannot allow anyone to shift blame faster than him.

"That's right. I've been a professional cook for 18 years, and my culinary skills are comparable to those of a five-star chef in Wangjing Port. How do you know that my culinary skills are at a level that you can't reach?"

Shang Xu used his words to give himself a way out.

"Excuse me, excuse me, let me wipe it for you!"

Xu Jianian is a professional oil reseller.

They tore off a few tissues and helped Fu Jingnian wipe the stains. Fu Jingnian didn't move and seemed to enjoy being served, especially by Xu Jianian, whom he disliked.

Jiang Shuyi watched the commotion from the sidelines, and Shang Xu even struck up a conversation with him.

Fu Jingnian suddenly felt something was wrong. Xu Jianian was wiping harder and harder, tearing the tissue and constantly touching his sensitive areas.

"Xu Jianian! Are you crazy?!"

He cursed loudly.

"Waaaaah, what's so fierce about it?"

Xu Jianian is possessed by a whiny, whiny persona.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang exclaimed in surprise: Good heavens, how did this turn into a daughter?

Netizens laughed out loud!

[Frog Fun: Xu Jianian already has a somewhat feminine appearance, but she's absolutely brilliant at playing a scheming woman!? The '82-born, confused old lady returned from the hospital to find her world collapsed—her character had been stolen by someone else!]

"Kid, I support your hobbies, but don't steal other people's jobs! Finding a job isn't easy these days. Leave the professional stuff to the professional 'green tea' (a term for a manipulative woman), hahaha, I can't go on like this, you keep acting! I love watching!"

[Even if we take a step back, what did Xu Jianian do wrong? And even if we take a step back, weren't you viewers of the dating reality show wrong too? I predicted that Xu Jianian would complain about Fu Gou to someone, and yes, that was Shang Xu laughing there!]

"Shang Xu, look at him!"

Xu Jianian did not let Shang Xu off the hook.

Fu Jingnian was taken aback: Σ(?д?|||)??.

How can there be such... indescribable people??

"What does it have to do with me?"

The merchant fled in a great manner.

Xu Jianian made a three-finger gesture, bowed to Fu Jingnian, and then ran away.

Jiang Shuyi was dumbfounded: Are all the guests this fun??

In front of the live broadcast screen.

Chen Shao smoked countless packs of Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes, filling the entire room with smoke.

"Pfft, hahaha, Brother Luo, was that Jia Nian, the guy you're so infatuated with?"

Luo He's face darkened after being mocked: ...

Chen Shao laughed until his stomach hurt: "I'm dying of laughter, hahaha, I need to drink a bottle of Margarita to calm my nerves."

The next second, with a "whoosh".

A parabola-shaped arc landed in the yard.

"what?"

Li Shao could barely hold onto his cards.

"Brother Chen, how did you get thrown out?"

Gu Shao immediately recognized Chen Shao in the pile of fallen leaves.

"What was thrown out?"

"I bought a plane ticket, first class, and they even gave me a bottle of Margarita as a gift. Can't you talk to me properly?"

Chen Shao stood up, clutching his aching buttocks, and pretended to be nonchalant.

...

Fu Jingnian felt disgusted and gulped down the bitter melon juice in one go.

Sitting next to him, Jiang Shuyi felt that he was emanating a bitter smell.

"What are the new four great inventions? High-speed rail, online shopping QR code payment, and what else?"

"A. Car sharing, B. Hello Bike, C. Shared bikes, D. Didi Chuxing."

An easy question appeared, and eight people scrambled to answer it.

"Yay, we got it!"

Xu Jianian danced with joy.

He answered Mu Qing with great self-awareness.

"C-shared bicycles".

Mu Qing said happily.

Shang Xu/Director Ma: "Correct answer."

Director Ma's head creased with a question mark: "What strange thing just snuck in?"

Xia Yu shrugged: "I don't know."

Shang Xu shook his head: "I don't know either. Maybe Director Ma drank too much iced Americano and is hallucinating!"

"What country does Reuters belong to?"

"A. Russia, B. Britain, C. United States, D. France."