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Which of the following colors represents peace?

"A. Red, B. White, C. Blue, D. Orange."

As soon as Director Ma finished setting the questions, all four groups went into action.

Jiang Shuyi was very aggressive this time, but unfortunately Fu Jingnian also grabbed it.

Fu Jingnian, with his longer arms, was the first to press the buzzer.

Immediately following, Jiang Shuyi's large hand slapped down with a "smack".

Fu Jingnian's eyes widened, and he pulled his hand back.

"Which group sent you as an undercover agent?"

"Are you crazy??"

Jiang Shuyi was initially embarrassed and wanted to apologize.

Seeing Fu Jingnian's aggressive demeanor, he chose to remain silent.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang had already planned their collaboration. Although they took turns trying to answer the question, they had already agreed on who would answer it before the question was set.

Mu Qing and Xu Jianian's teamwork is lacking. Mu Qing always listens to the question first, then analyzes it, and then decides whether to try or not.

Xu Jianian has a quirky personality. After being taught a lesson by bitter melon juice for his initial reckless actions, he became much more obedient.

Shang Xu has felt guilty ever since he accidentally injured Xia Yu's hand.

After discussing it with Xia Yu, Xia Yu entrusted him with the task of answering the questions.

Take what you want, do as you please.

"bump--."

The buzzer for the fourth group turned red.

[CP fans are ecstatic: Ahhh, it's Shang Yu Fei Wan, up up up!]

"B, white."

Xia Yu raised her hand, blinking her big, watery eyes.

He looked like a well-behaved, good student.

"Correct answer, Shang Yufei gets two extra points."

"Yay!"

Xia Yu winked and made a peace sign at the camera.

[(Parking the car)(He discreetly honks the Rolls-Royce horn)(The window rolls down)(He's biting a rose)(He's striking a pose)(He's about to speak)(The traffic police next door say I'm blocking the road)(He ignores them)(He puts on sunglasses)(Plays Phoenix Legends music)(His thin lips move slightly), Xia Yu, hello wife, let's get married.]

[Stop messing around, Shang Dingqi has already noticed this comment, and he's giving her a threatening look Σ(?д?|||)??.]

[Looking for a summer job? Anyone hiring an emperor? I possess extensive knowledge of imperial terminology and illustrations, am extremely self-centered, adept at executing entire families, and can quickly adapt to the luxurious life of a noble palace. Being hired by me would be your good fortune.]

Summer vacation is here, don't ask me to go out and play. I need to ride my electric bike from the village to the town, take a bus from the town to the county, then a bus from the county to the city, and finally take the high-speed train from the city to get to you guys in that big city. You guys have fun, I'm tired. And Sister Yu, I love you.

"Goodness, isn't summer vacation already on?"

Li Yan noticed the two incongruous comments and became curious.

What year is it tonight?

"It's the end of August now, and school is about to start, so they're having hallucinations because they're having a seizure. Don't worry about it."

Shang Xu smiled, seeing through everything.

Viewers who are frantically catching up on summer homework but can't let go of the dating reality show:

【Does Shangbao really understand us? (*′?`*)?】

Then the comments started flooding the screen:

I love you, Yu Yu.

I love you, Huahua.

etc….

I have received your love!

Xia Yu didn't know why she suddenly received confessions from everyone.

However, she was very happy and responded with a heart gesture.

"No, no, no, Huahua, you haven't received my love yet!"

Everyone thought it was Xu Jianian who said it.

The camera zoomed in, revealing Duan Xiaotang's dignified features.

Although the makeup personally designed by the award-winning actor was a bit out of place, it didn't stop fans from liking it.

【Great, fantastic, excellent! Our Tangtang has learned to say cheesy pickup lines! (*σ′?`)σ.】

[Hey Li Datou, I'm talking to you! Grinning like that with your big teeth showing! (`?′)?]

Hello everyone, I'm a stranger online. I'm sorry to take up your time. I don't have anything special to say, I just wanted to take up some of your time.

What flower is printed on the 100-yuan Mao Zedong bill?

"A. Plum blossom, B. Lily, C. Peony, D. Apricot blossom."

This question has left everyone completely baffled. We're all so focused on spending money, who pays attention to this?

Moreover, online payment is now the most common method of payment.

The clever Xia Yu took out gold coins from his pocket, and at first glance...

"Goodness, I forgot we're using Thai baht now."

"Bang--."

Shang Xu originally wanted to take a picture, but the person at the next table won it.

Jiang Shuyi was startled by the sudden sound.

He glanced sideways at Fu Jingnian: "Why are you taking pictures again? What are you taking pictures of?"

Will it? Just keep taking pictures day after day.

Later, he'll end up drinking laced bitter melon juice again.

Fu Jingnian scoffed: "C Peony."

He thought that the peony was, after all, the national flower.

"wrong answer."

Before Director Ma could even turn over the red X sign, someone else snatched it.

The order of commerce is one step ahead of the other two groups.

"A plum blossom".

"Correct answer. It seems that Shang Yufeiwan is indeed far ahead."

Director Ma was quite happy.

I drank too much iced Americano and completely forgot about the pranks they played on me this morning.

Fu Jingnian's face was grim.

Shang Xu even glanced in his direction and raised his eyebrows at him provocatively.

Fu Jingnian snorted and sat down, only to find that a full glass of bitter melon juice had already been poured.

The red chili powder floated on top.

"Keep a low profile when it comes to food. Why bother showing off all the time?"

Jiang Shuyi finished the bitter melon juice in one gulp.

The bitter and spicy sensation was fighting in his throat, pushing his tear ducts towards him.

Fu Jingnian loved to show off, and he was the same way at the club back then.

They also boast every day about what limited edition sports cars they own.

Luo He was most annoyed by him. If it weren't for Jiang Shuyi's sake, he would have kicked him out long ago.

"Welcome to Director Ma's Science Popularization Classroom. The one-yuan note has an orchid, the five-yuan note has a daffodil, the ten-yuan note has a rose, the twenty-yuan note has a lotus, the fifty-yuan note has a chrysanthemum, and the one-hundred-yuan note has a plum blossom."

Director Ma pushed up his glasses and adopted a pretentious tone.

Shang Xu folded a piece of paper using a Thai baht.

How many years does "one lifetime" refer to in the phrase "one lifetime"?

"A. One hundred years, B. Thirty years, C. Ninety-nine years, D. Fifty years."

Duan Xiaotang answered that question very quickly.

Fu Jingnian's reaction was much slower, perhaps due to the effects of the previous round of bitter melon juice.

Jiang Shuyi caught a glimpse of him out of the corner of her eye that he still wanted to snatch it.

"B for thirty years."

Duan Xiaotang said.

"correct answer."

Audience question:

[Huh? Why is it thirty years? I thought it was one hundred years.]

"The Lunheng·Xuanhan mentions that what Confucius called 'one generation' is thirty years. One lifetime refers to a lifetime, and one generation refers to thirty years."

"Does anyone know how many 'three autumns' refers to?"

Director Ma asked, his gaze sweeping across the room of eight.

"Three autumns, perhaps?"

Xu Jianian was just guessing.

"A year is like an eternity; a single day apart feels like three autumns, describing the feeling of each day dragging on endlessly."

Mu Qing spoke.

"Three autumns" refers to three seasons, or nine months.

Xia Yu said.

Director Ma pointed at Xia Yu and said, "Yes."

"Currently, the scores are as follows: Shang Yufei 14, Bing Tang Xue Li 12, Qin Jia Li Lian 8, and Shen Fu 3. There are only three questions left. However, students with lower scores should not be discouraged. We have a physical education class this afternoon. Students who are good at answering questions will have a great advantage."

"The last sentence felt like it was directed at me?"

Xu Jianian doubted herself.

"how could be."

Mu Qing denied it.

What do the diamonds in playing cards represent?

"A. Peace, B. Wealth, C. Power, D. Wisdom."