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"Alright, it's Xia Yu's turn."

Director Ma didn't give Shen Youyou a chance to continue her emotional outburst and immediately turned the camera to Xia Yu.

When Xia Yu took the wheat, Shen Youyou was still reluctant to let go.

Xia Yu's actions were really rude. In broad daylight, in a live broadcast room, she dared to blatantly snatch it. I want to see if she can utter anything ivory from her dog mouth.

[The person upstairs should shake their brains before speaking; it's obvious that Shen Youyou doesn't want to give Xia Yumai.]

"It's my turn, so I won't hold back."

Xia Yu chuckled, her pretty face making her seem like an idiot for escaping.

"I am absolutely gorgeous."

"Crazy and eccentric."

"I like to eat snail rice noodles."

Director Ma raised his hand to stop her: "It's fine if you're not narcissistic, but who asked you what you like to eat?"

"It can be summarized using a type of food or a certain flower."

Director Ma, embarrassed, said, "But you really are quite crazy."

"Luosifen (river snail rice noodles) is super delicious, so incredibly delicious, especially the mildly spicy version with duck feet—it's just divine!!! I could easily devour eighteen bowls in one go! No one could resist it, it's simply heavenly!!!"

Xia Yu started enthusiastically recommending it.

[Tongzi: You've made me hungry.]

[Female Supporting Character System: Host, what is snail rice noodles? They look pretty good.]

Shen Youyou was speechless, feeling that Xia Yu had made a fool of herself.

Unexpectedly, her system asked her some questions.

Fu Jingnian looked disgusted. The thought of someone like him making him feel unclean instantly.

Shang Xu laughed: "That's hilarious."

Xia Yu locked onto him, her eyes scolding him for not laughing.

Shang Xu: I'll just laugh, so what?

He glared back.

“I quite like eating it too,” Duan Xiaotang said with a smile.

“+1.” Li Yan raised her hand.

How did you know I just had a bowl of snail rice noodles this morning?

Director Ma reminisced about the taste, saying it was truly amazing.

After get off work, he decided to eat another bowl.

"But you've gone off-topic!"

If it weren't for the live broadcast, he really wanted to shake the water out of Xia Yu's brain.

[Damn it, watching a dating reality show has made me crave rice noodles. I've already ordered snail rice noodles, surpassing 99% of netizens.]

[Just kidding, I sell snail rice noodles, and I'm watching a live stream while slurping my noodles.]

[Got it. Xia Yu is like snail rice noodles; she may look smelly, but her core is actually quite appealing. Compared to her previous unassuming personality, I prefer her current carefree self.]

[You could say she's narcissistic, but she definitely has the looks to pull off being incredibly beautiful. How come I never noticed Xia Yu's beauty before?]

After Xia Yu finished her antics, Director Ma reluctantly let her pass.

When it was time for the male guests to speak, Director Ma started to change the order.

Mai was passed to Shang Xu.

"I like to eat fish."

Upon hearing this, Xia Yu reacted the most strongly.

Her name contains the character "Yu" (渔), so the implication in her words couldn't be more obvious.

[Eating fish, Xia Yu's fishing forum, I'm totally shipping them! I'm curious about their story.]

[Xia Yu, you've led people astray. But the fourth male lead in the video was so silly, his real personality must be just as bad as Xia Yu's.]

Director Ma sighed, but then decided to gossip: "Shang Xu, the fish you're talking about isn't Xia Yu, is it?"

The whole audience smirked and joined in the fun.

"How could that be? Director, you're really uncultured. The 'fish' in Xia Yu and the 'fish' in Suancai Yu are not the same fish."

Shang Xu started to complain, not forgetting to add insult to injury: "Besides, Xia Yu looks skinny and silly, and she's not very tasty. I'm worried that eating her will affect my IQ. Don't bother me, don't bother me."

He politely declined, as if to say no.

Xia Yu was bewildered in the wind. Was this person even speaking human language?

Hahaha, who knows why I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe in bed in the middle of the night, even though I'm abroad?

[Bold! Our fish floss is fragrant and soft, and it's so delicious you can eat it in one bite. We have strawberry, cantaloupe, and many other flavors. It's so crunchy!]

[The fourth male lead is really funny. At first glance, I thought he was a handsome guy who was unapproachable.]

[It's confirmed that Shang Xu and Xia Yu know each other, otherwise how could they joke like that? But it's really funny, look how green Xia Yu's face has turned.]

“I don’t agree,” Xu Jianian retorted.

"I think Xia Yu is very cute, like a QQ candy, soft and chewy, I want to pet her."

He turned to Xia Yu affectionately and said, "Sweetie, let's not argue with people who have no taste."

The moment he said "My dear baby," the entire live stream went wild.

Xia Yu felt that Xu Jianian would have been better off not saying anything.

"I tend to agree with Shang Xu's statement."

Fu Jingnian cast his vote for Shang Xu, but no one paid any attention.

[Xu Jianian is protecting his wife; let's see how they portray their relationship!]

[That "My darling" line was so sweet! But isn't Xu Jianian usually just flirting with fans? This is the first time I've seen him flirt with a female celebrity. Looks like it was love at first sight.]

My heart is breaking. Niannian, you don't really like Xia Yu, do you?

[Cry, cry, it's not tears, the upstairs leak is getting to my door. But apart from the rumors with Shen Yujing, Xia Yu doesn't seem to have any other red flags, right? I don't understand why she was always being criticized by the entire internet before.]

[I also find it a bit strange. I inexplicably criticized Xia Yu before, but after watching the dating reality show, I found her to be quite cute. It's like netizens were under a spell and mindlessly hated Xia Yu before.]

Shen Youyou's eyes darkened as the last comment floated by.

The atmosphere became strange after Xu Jianian started flirting, while Mu Qing, who had been cold-faced, suddenly looked sad.

She took a closer look at Xia Yu. Xia Yu was lively and cute.

And what about her...?

"Shang Xu, get back to the point."

Director Ma was both amused and exasperated, but he loved watching chaotic scenes unfold.

"As for his appearance, he's ugly, really ugly, extremely ugly."

"Personality: I'm withdrawn, socially anxious, and extremely socially anxious. Please don't talk to me unless it's absolutely necessary."

The Shang order is completely reversed.

[The handsome filter has shattered; he's a comedian underneath. Maybe birds of a feather flock together, which is why he knows Xia Yu. He's here on the dating reality show to compete with Xia Yu on who's more silly.]

[You're awesome, so you're called Shang Xu, right? I'm definitely a fan of yours now!]

[Handsome and funny, I like interesting souls]

"I'll ask on behalf of the viewers: do you know Xia Yu?"

Director Ma felt that the two were exactly alike in their madness.

"Xia Yu, if I remember correctly, she is the sister of the son of the teacher of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my second aunt's cat owner, the wife of my sixth aunt's cat owner, the sister of my sixth aunt's cat owner, the sister of my second ...

Shang Xu started spouting nonsense with a straight face.

Xia Yu: Thank you, are you being polite?

[Which drain wasn't properly closed? He managed to climb out.]

Xia Yu rolled her eyes and retorted, "Doesn't that donkey have anything to do all day but kick your head?!"

"How did you know? You're a kindred spirit!"

Shang Xu, channeling his inner movie star, genuinely looked excited to have found a kindred spirit as he grasped Xia Yu's hand.

He shook it vigorously, leaving Xia Yu speechless.

Xia Yu: Tongzi, can I slap him?

[Chief: Please proceed]

"Let go, men and women should not touch each other!"

Xu Jianian was the first to interrupt him.

Xu Jianian is jealous, and Nian Nian and Yu are getting into a romance.

[Hey, officer? There's a mentally ill person here.]

[This business sequence is like a bamboo shoot: sharp-tongued, thick-skinned, and hollow inside. Handsome guy, please use your face correctly.]

[Director Ma should test the IQ of the guests next time he makes a variety show. Don't let idiots like those with no business acumen participate. I prefer to watch people who are a bit quirky.]

Judging from Director Ma's thoughtful expression, it seems like his next variety show will be about going crazy. Going crazy for a moment is fun, and going crazy all the time is even more fun. I'm rooting for you, fourth male lead!

Xia Yu went to wash her hands with a look of disgust.

[Xia Yu: I used to know that Shang Xu's mouth was like it had been laced with arsenic, he was never one to back down, even ghosts were afraid of his sharp tongue. Now that he's been struck by lightning twice, his brain is acting up again.]

As Shang Xu gazed at Xia Yu's retreating figure, he could truly hear her innermost thoughts.

[The strategy system reminds you that the target's affection level towards you has dropped to -250. Please continue your efforts to raise the affection level back to a positive number.]

Order of quotient: ...

They've gone too far!