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"As for food, I think... steamed buns can represent me."

A faint sadness flashed in Shang Xu's eyes.

As a child, he was bullied by his older classmates and ended up on the streets on a cold, rainy night.

He huddled in a corner, shivering, and on the verge of death, a little girl handed him a steamed bun.

Tears blurred his vision, and he could only make out that the girl had a string of silver bells tied to her wrist.

"Young man, you must live on. There is always a way out. You will definitely do great things in the future."

"Don't tell anyone that steamed buns were your breakfast this morning."

Director Ma will make some guesses first to avoid getting a high blood pressure later.

Shang Xu's thoughts returned to the present: "Because steamed buns are relatively simple to make, while I am a more complicated person."

They're not exactly the same, but they're completely unrelated.

[Shang Xu does give me the impression of having an interesting soul but a turbulent inner world, but the two are unrelated. If he said he wished his complexity could be simplified, that would be plausible.]

[I think Shang Xu wanted to express that he wanted to be as plain and simple as a steamed bun, bland but filling... Okay, I can't make this up anymore, let the next person continue.]

[Hurry up and move on to the next one, I want to see Jia Nian and Li Yan's scenes, I've been waiting for ages!]

Director Ma was already somewhat familiar with him. Seeing that Shang Xu seemed about to say something outrageous again, he quickly stopped him, saying, "Pass, pass, pass."

The wheat is passed to the next person.

Fu Jingnian's left hand, adorned with a multi-million dollar watch, wasn't enough; as he spoke, his right hand revealed a Bulgari.

"I don't dare compare my looks with the other male guests, but I think I'm pretty good-looking."

"I guess I have a rather direct and outgoing personality, but I don't know if I'm right."

"Personally, I feel that baby's breath suits me better."

[Wasn't Fu Shao previously rumored to be dating a female internet celebrity with millions of followers? Is he here on this dating reality show to boost his popularity? He seems quite quiet so far, and doesn't seem to have any particular feelings for the female guests.]

[Nonsense, I saw Young Master Fu look at Shen Youyou several times.]

[Didn't you all ignore what he said about baby's breath? Its flower language is unrequited love.]

"The meaning of baby's breath flowers is: I am willing to play a supporting role, to love you in secret from everyone. I give you a sky full of stars, but I still feel that a sky full of stars is not as good as you."

Director Ma hit the nail on the head.

Fu Jingnian licked his lips, offering no explanation.

He looked at Shen Youyou, but she avoided his gaze.

[After a love triangle, now comes unrequited love, how exciting! Director Ma, can you create more love triangles?]

[I don't care about love triangles or unrequited love, I only care about Rock Sugar Snow Pear. It has to be a two-way street! If any guest dares to disturb our CP's good time, don't blame us CP fans for not holding back!]

[Upon closer inspection, Shen Youyou looks quite similar to that female internet celebrity who was rumored to be dating Fu Shao. Fu Shao has been photographed with different female internet celebrities several times. I think he's the womanizer type, which matches Shen Youyou's tendency to associate with male celebrities. I suggest they lock them up.]

"Finally, it's my turn to make my dazzling appearance."

Xu Jianian waited for a long time. When he took the microphone, he first rubbed his golden lion-like head, as if he had forgotten his lines.

"How about we give it to the next person?"

Director Ma thought that Xu Jianian might be a restless person. Although he liked this kind of program effect, he couldn't make it too frequent. After all, the program had just started airing. What if he scared away the little fans?

"Director Ma, how can you treat people differently?"

Xu Jianian coughed twice and then spoke solemnly: "Everyone has seen my appearance, so I won't add any more comments."

"Personality is something anyone with eyes and good health can see, so I won't go into too much detail."

"As for the last keyword, I'm familiar with everyone, we're all family. I'll leave it to you to add. Thank you to the Party, thank you to the fans, thank you to the production team, Director Ma, and Xia Yu. Thank you everyone. I didn't drink too much, I really didn't drink."

He bowed and then presented the item to Li Yan with both hands, as if handing over something valuable.

Director Ma: ……

Xia Yu thought to herself that Xu Jianian was acting strangely, wondering if he was trying to steal her job.

Shang Xu glanced at him. How come Xu Jianian's erratic behavior was so similar to theirs? Was he trying to infiltrate their ranks?

The two looked at each other, their eyes conveying mutual understanding: "He looks like you, he looks like you even more."

Mu Qing's eyes flickered, and a rare expression appeared on her usually calm face. She smiled.

Shen Youyou, standing to the side, was greatly shocked. Couldn't such a handsome man be as calm and reliable as Actor Li?

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang, seasoned veterans of the entertainment industry, viewed Xu Jianian as if she were a child playing.

[Pfft, Xu Jianian, don't be so abstract, but all that nonsense you said isn't entirely without merit.]

[A 20-year-old mother is online, wiping away sweat and worrying, "Actor Li, don't let Xu Jianian lead you astray!"]

[Xu Jianian may have had some baijiu (Chinese liquor) when she arrived, but she specifically denied it at the end, so it's likely she did.]

Li Yan's face, which only appears on the big screen, was now frozen in the live broadcast room. He was holding a microphone, giving the illusion that he was on stage at a film festival, about to give a speech while accepting an award.

[From north to south, the most beautiful is the Li inkstone]

[The comment upstairs reminded me of "The Actor," Li Yan's portrayal of Luo Qingyun was truly masterful, so beautiful yet tragically tragic.]

The film for which Li Yan won the Best Actor award, "The Actor," is still showing in theaters and continues to perform well at the box office. In it, he plays a famous actor in the Peking Opera world during the Republican era. In that turbulent time, Luo Qingyun went from being a beggar on the street to working odd jobs in the Peking Opera world, and eventually became a famous actor.

Xia Yu recalled that when she was still in the metaphysics circle, she had read "The Actor".

On the big screen, Luo Qingyun wore a pink costume covered with exquisite embroidery, her skirt fluttering in the breeze. Her face was adorned with gorgeous makeup, and her fair cheeks were flushed, like peach blossoms blooming in spring.

[Xia Yu: I remember now, I remember everything. Shang Xu was sitting right next to me and he even stole my popcorn. What a jerk!]

During that period, Xia Yu suspected that Shang Xu had installed a GPS device on her, as wherever she went, Shang Xu would always have a bizarre encounter.

They either freeload off her, tease her, or, most importantly, try to steal her ghost-collecting services.

Like a plaster.

Shang Xu, who could hear Xia Yu's thoughts, twitched his ears.

Order of quotient: ...

"My appearance is acceptable, as long as it's pleasing to the eye."

After Li Yan finished speaking, she looked at everyone's reactions again.

"Brother, you're too modest."

Even his good friend Duan Xiaotang was a fan of Li Yan. The Duan family invested heavily in the works in which Li Yan participated, and they made a fortune from the box office every time.

As a longtime friend, she felt relaxed around Li Yan.

"She has a rather mild personality, but can be quite naive at times."

[Yeah, they're so dull, otherwise our Rock Sugar Pears would be grandparents by now!]

[Is the person upstairs selling water pipes? Why are you meddling so much? And what's with this "wanting a grandson" nonsense? Our Tangtang isn't interested. A career-driven female lead doesn't need romance. Looking forward to Tangtang's upcoming work, "Passionate."]

[Exactly! Li Yan is the best! Everyone should go to the cinema to see our Best Actor Li's new film, "The Bridge." It has a 9.2 rating on Maoyan. Highly recommended! If you don't mind, I can treat you to a meal privately.]

Compared to the CP fans, the career fans of Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan are just as fierce.

"For the last one, I'd like to use the language of flowers to summarize. The chrysanthemum represents hope, courage, and pure beauty. I've always emphasized staying true to my original aspirations, and at this stage, I can confidently say that I've done just that."

Li Yan made a perfect farewell to this small test.

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