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"Now that we've gotten to know each other a little, let's play a word chain game to increase familiarity. The first three guests to be eliminated will need to get up at seven o'clock tomorrow morning to make breakfast for everyone."

[Rules of the Idiom Chain Game: Participants take turns saying an idiom. The first character of each idiom must be the same as the last character of the previous idiom to form a chain. Each participant is eliminated if they make three mistakes.]

"Let me start," Director Ma began, "beautiful inside and out."

Duan Xiaotang immediately followed suit: "Competing for supremacy in the Central Plains."

Mu Qing reacted quickly: "Who will win?"

Shen Youyou, who wasn't very well-educated, was initially flustered, but thankfully the system in her mind reminded her, allowing her to answer fluently: "I never put down my book."

“Every scroll bears my grandfather’s name.”

As soon as Xia Yu finished speaking, Director Ma, who was standing behind her supervising, smacked her on the head with a doll.

Key point Li Yan clapped and continued, "Truly deserving of the name."

"It's crystal clear..."

Xu Jianian continued the conversation.

Fu Jingnian didn't respond. He felt that Xia Yu was shameful and that he should not get involved with her on this show.

[Xia Yujiu's leaked information is confirmed; his head is empty.]

[Probably just for the sake of creating a TV show effect]

Xia Yu is only 20 years old and still a college student. The naivety in her eyes is still faintly visible. Everyone, please be kind and just enjoy the show.

"A Summer Fisherman's Tale"

"Four-character idioms, do you understand them?"

Director Ma let Xia Yu start again.

Summer fishing resumes: "May you have abundance every year."

Xu Jianian seemed to remember something, a smile playing on his lips, and his gaze towards Xia Yu became even more ambiguous.

Li Yan: "Fish-flavored shredded pork".

Wow, Xia Yu mentioned "May you have plenty of fish every year" (年年有渔), and I saw Xu Jianian smiling.

[Even Actor Li made a mistake. You guys laughed at Xia Yujiu for being a liar, but why aren't you laughing at Actor Li now? This world really is a giant world that loves men.]

After being slapped on the head, Li Yan said embarrassedly, "Sorry for daydreaming. I really like to eat shredded pork with garlic sauce."

Li Yan: "Dragons and phoenixes dancing."

Xu Jianian: "Five, six, seven, eight."

Director Ma delivered a devastating blow to Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian chuckled: "Don't get me wrong, I just want to experience what it's like at the beginning."

Mu Qing couldn't help but laugh along.

I always felt that Mu Qing went on the dating reality show to pursue a collaboration stage with Xu Jianian. Otherwise, why would Mu Qing give up the opportunity to be a mentor on "Idol Producer 2024" just to go on the dating reality show?

[The previous comment was quite subtle. Mu Qingming clearly likes Xu Jianian. I also like the pairing of talented men and women, but currently Xu Jianian is obviously interested in Xia Yu.]

Xu Jianian: "Wishing you prosperity."

He also made a congratulatory gesture.

"Rich and powerful."

"Careless".

Fu Jingnian and Shang Xu finished their tasks smoothly, and it was the female guest's turn.

“Unexpected.” Duan Xiaotang said calmly.

"To...what? I'm sorry."

If she couldn't answer, Mu Qing stood up and took the beating herself.

Mu Qing: "Things didn't go as planned."

Shen Youyou: "Defying the natural order and reason."

Xia Yu exclaimed "Wow!" She was surprised that Shen Youyou could even use such an obscure word.

Xia Yu: "Like a carp leaping out of its skin."

Li Yan: "Taking a risky gamble."

Xu Jianian: "It's obvious."

Fu Jingnian: "It's so good to see you."

Fu Jingnian tried to get away with it but got a severe beating from the dolls.

[Seeing this letter is like seeing the person, you idiot! A CEO who graduated from Peking University? I'd say a UFO or an SUV would be more like it]

It's perfectly normal for someone to be nervous while playing a game and not remember something, okay? Why are you criticizing that?

Fu Jingnian: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was just too nervous."

He loosened his tie, and the thick gold chain around his neck inadvertently came out, leaving the netizens who had just spoken up for him speechless.

[To feel sorry for someone who earns millions a day when you only make 3,000 a month is laughable. I won't say who the clown is.]

[Director Ma, could you consider inviting a male guest to challenge the contestants? I don't want to see any pretentious guys.]

[Yeah, I'm already exhausted from working like a beast of burden for capitalists every day. After get off work, I just want to watch a lighthearted variety show, but instead I get bombarded with this kind of flaunting. Is life even worth living? I might as well hang myself with the internet cable, sob sob.]

"The PhD buys a donkey."

To demonstrate his extraordinary abilities, Fu Jingnian even created this idiom.

Seeing that Director Ma wanted to punch him, he immediately reached out to explain: "Doctor is an ancient academic official title. It means that a doctor bought a donkey and wrote three contracts without the word 'donkey'. This idiom is used to describe an article that is full of nonsense and has no main point."

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, he smirked triumphantly.

I've been tricked again.

Director Ma: My hands are still itching; I want to punch something.

"A donkey rides on your head, defecating and urinating."

The business order was completely abandoned.

Fu Jingnian, who had been mocked, was speechless.

"Brother, read more books. I recommend you buy a book called 'What Can I Do'."

Fu Jingnian has a really big lung capacity; he can really talk big.

[The truth is, "What Can I Do?" was published by Fu Jingnian shortly after graduation; it was just an advertisement, so don't be fooled.]

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! I hate pretentious guys the most, and I really want to expose this silly guy!]

Xia Yu and Xu Jianian both rolled their eyes, hahaha, even Mu Qing looked speechless.

"You mean the book 'What Can I Do'?"

Shang Xu looked as if he had just realized something, and felt a sense of surprise that he had hit the nail on the head.

Fu Jingnian thought he had read his book because of his appearance.

Before he could even feel smug, Shang Xu poured cold water on his enthusiasm: "I saw someone using this book as toilet paper in a public restroom last time. I thought, how could they treat a book like that? I opened it and, good heavens, what kind of rubbish is this? Its greatest value is probably being used as toilet paper!"

[Beauty is right, good looks are justice, I support whatever this silly guy says, up up!]

[Can I say this? My family really does have this book. It was a free gift from someone who tricked my 80-year-old grandmother into buying health products. I'm going to open it now and take a look. I hope it doesn't offend my eyes.]

[Hey brave soul, this book is all about how this show-off flaunts his wealth and how narcissistic he is. It's a must-read for those looking for a boost.]

Fu Jingnian was so angry that his nostrils flared up, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he was the author of the book.

Shang Xu: "A clown jumping around."

Finally, Shang Xu didn't forget to deliver another sarcastic remark, which Fu Jingnian clenched his fists and secretly remembered.

Duan Xiaotang performed as expected: "She made a complete fool of herself."

Mu Qing caught up with the group: "Unexpected."

Shen Youyou truly knew nothing and relied entirely on the system: "Prophetic."

Xia Yu said whatever came to mind: "Nonsense."

[This is Xia Yu describing herself, isn't it? She's a bit neurotic.]

Xia Yu must have seen this comment in the past, as she gave it a thumbs up and nodded.

[Ah, I got noticed by Xia Yu! Sis, I've been a fan of your drama for ten years!]

[Has Xia Yu been in the industry for ten years? Also, please spell Xia Yu's name correctly before posting comments, okay?]

Li Yan: "Closely related."

Xu Jianian paused for a moment; if she didn't answer for more than three seconds, she would get beaten up.

While being beaten, Xu Jianian blurted out, "Close the door and beat the dog."

As a result, I got hit again.

"What are you doing!?"

The golden lion king's fur stood on end.

"How could I get hit twice? This is outrageous! Xia Yu, you have to stand up for me!"

Xia Yu was inexplicably mentioned by Xu Jianian.

"Well done, brilliantly executed."

Of course, she wouldn't speak up for Xu Jianian.

[Hahaha, the little dog is pitifully going to his wife for justice. May he have fish every year +1]

[I studied micro-expressions, and I specifically watched the whole thing. Mu Qing and Shang Xu's expressions seemed a bit off.]

"Wife, you're right!"

Xu Jianian nodded obediently in agreement with Xia Yu's words, but the way she addressed her caused an uproar.

"What wife? Don't talk nonsense!"

Xia Yu's body trembled; he had to clear her name.

"Hey, young man, I didn't hear anything."

Director Ma didn't expect it to be so explosive; Xia Yu and Xu Jianian had no connection during the background check.

Have you received a rabies vaccination?

Shang Xu greeted him.

"I'm sorry, I drank too much."

Xu Jianian knelt down with a "plop" to show his sincerity, and Li Yan quickly helped him up.

The moment he knelt down, Mu Qing stood up as well.

Li Yan: "Stop fooling around."

[I didn't even blink, so how did Shui Lingling suddenly kneel down?]

[He drank too much during the year, and apologized to the fans at Carnival. He didn't mean it and didn't mean to offend Teacher Xia Yu. He's so sorry.]

[Carnival fans, please go watch Xia Yu's TV series to apologize. The kids are young and don't understand, so please be gentle with your criticism.]

The screen was filled with the strong survival instincts of Xu Jianian's fans.