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"Hello Shang Xu, I am Shen Youyou."

Shen Youyou spoke so gently it was almost dripping with tenderness, and she warmly handed Shang Xu a towel.

Wow, our Youyou is so gentle and considerate! Male lead #4, look at our Youyou!

[Shen Youyou has been pretending for so long, it's time to make her move]

[Pills, please, I'm begging you! I'll vote for you at the next awards ceremony, okay? Just don't touch my new husband!]

Shang Xu had just come out of the ditch, his hair was messy and he was covered in dirt, but his good looks covered up his disheveled appearance.

[System: Host, please step forward and steal Shen Youyou's attention]

What the hell?

The elusive system completely baffled Xia Yu.

Xia Yu: Oh my god!

【I wouldn't go, it would be too embarrassing】

Shen Youyou blinked her eyes, which were as clear as autumn water, making her look charming and touching.

Shang Xu didn't pay much attention to her, but instead looked at Xia Yu, who was making faces and not knowing what she was doing.

Did that crazy woman just speak?

Xia Yu thought that even if the system punished her, she wouldn't go.

Xia Yu: That's Shang Xu, someone as annoying as Shen Youyou. I'm not going to hang around in front of him.

[Child: Honey, the reward for completing the mission is 20 gold coins!]

Xia Yu was incredibly quick and snatched the towel from Shen Youyou's hand.

"How do you dry someone with a dry towel? You need to wet it a little to do it properly."

She ran to the tap to wet the towel, then rushed over.

"What do you want to do?"

Shang Xu quickly stepped back, and the wet towel was smeared directly on his face.

"Old friend, let me wipe it for you."

The live stream was initially filled with insults, but the comments stopped after Xia Yu was addressed as such.

[With just her face, Xia Yu, can you please stop embarrassing yourself like this? Originally, Shen Youyou was kind-hearted, but even if Xia Yu knows the fourth male lead, she shouldn't steal his credit like this. I think she's the one who's a 'green tea bitch born in '82.']

Don't prescribe medicine for others when you're sick yourself. A dry towel is already difficult to use, and besides, the other person knows you; they can do whatever they want with it.

Shang Xu was speechless at Xia Yu's rude actions, but he clearly enjoyed Xia Yu's attentiveness to him.

[Xia Yu: System, don't give me these kinds of missions that involve getting close to this madman. Don't just give me these crazy ones next time, you're really something else.]

Don't you understand that she and Shang Xu don't get along?

[Tongzi: Congratulations, my dear! The gold coins have arrived in your account]

"I'm a very nice person, you're welcome."

As soon as the money arrived, Xia Yu strode back to her chair with an air of indifference.

Shang Xu held the dirty towel, his expression somewhat lost in thought.

He could actually hear Xia Yu's thoughts!

Shen Youyou reluctantly sat back down in her seat.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, so she summoned the system.

"System, is there any way to help me teach that bitch a lesson?"

[Female Supporting Character System: Host, don't worry, I'll teach her a lesson when night falls]

……

After the guests finished exchanging pleasantries, Director Ma began to go through the program schedule.

"Yo yo check it out, want some jianbing guozi?"

Director Ma acted up once again.

"I'm sure all the guests have already gotten to know each other. From left to right, we have our Best Actress, Duan Xiaotang, Tangtang."

Duan Xiaotang, who was called upon by Director Ma, immediately stood up and greeted her friends at the scene and the viewers in the live broadcast room.

"Hello, I am Xiaotang. I rarely appear on variety shows, so please give me your feedback if there is anything I can't do well."

Duan Xiaotang has a classic pretty face with dignified features. A simple plain dress looks especially elegant on her graceful figure.

She rose to fame at a young age, making her debut at 14 in the film "Redemption" as a kidnapped child, showcasing her superb acting skills.

At 18, she single-handedly carried the box office, playing a blind girl in "Warm Sunshine," becoming a household name across the country and winning the Best Actress award.

Even at the age of 24, his birth year in the Chinese zodiac, he starred in two films and won the Grand Slam of film awards.

The Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang families are old friends and childhood sweethearts who ventured into the entertainment industry. Their "Rock Sugar Pear" couple is very popular, and fans are waiting for them to make an official announcement one day. Their appearance on a dating reality show has further heightened the anticipation across the internet.

[The Best Actress is humble and low-key; hopefully, someone clever enough can learn from her.]

[Look, look! Li Yan, that rascal, is looking at Tangtang like she's worthless, but I love it! Go, rock sugar pear!]

"Now we're going to give our guests a little challenge: each of you will use three keywords to describe yourself, one for appearance and one for personality, and finally summarize with a food or a flower."

"Director Ma, why don't you set an example for us?"

Xia Yu took over the conversation.

"As for me, um..."

He thought for a while and began to gain confidence:

"hansome."

"Lively".

"Fried dough sticks".

"After all, everyone says I'm a seasoned veteran in the industry."

Director Ma smiled slyly.

Director Ma's breath is even worse than athlete's foot.

"The user with the ID 'Lai Wan Sai Pang Xie' has been removed from the live stream."

A message of red text appeared on the screen.

Hahaha, I laughed so hard I almost cried!

[I was wondering who was barking like a dog, turns out it was Sai Pangxie posting the comment. Now you can't see your beloved Shen Youyou, that's satisfying.]

[Looking left and right, and since no one's saying anything, I'll speak first: Director Ma looks like a walking meme.]

Those who say Director Ma isn't handsome should just look up his photos from when he first started out.

Right now on Weibo, netizens are frantically posting photos of Director Ma from a few years ago, when his looks were just as good as today's popular young actors.

He suffered a car accident at the peak of his career, and his family also faced sudden changes. That's why he looked weathered and worn out in his early thirties. He wasn't ugly, just mature with age.

Time is a cruel mistress; give me back my handsome Director Ma!

When Mai was handed to Duan Xiaotang, she didn't hesitate:

"correct."

"Reserved".

"sweet dumpling."

The self-evaluation is quite fair.

"Why tangyuan? I hope everyone has a smooth and fulfilling life. Also, when I first debuted, I still had baby fat on my face, so my face was round and my fans affectionately called me Little Tangyuan."

[Tangtang still remembers, so touching.]

[A riot of colors, all for Duan Xiaotang]

[Catch! Li Yan is watching his wife again.]

Duan Xiaotang handed the microphone to Mu Qing.

Mu Qing's short hair was highlighted with a touch of blue, and she wore a uniquely designed V-neck halter top with a cyberpunk-style necklace around her neck.

She has a small head, relatively three-dimensional facial features, and a high degree of facial folds, giving her a cold yet exceptionally charming appearance.

"Cool and stylish."

"Slow to warm up."

"Peony flower".

Mu Qing has always portrayed a cool and sassy girl on screen, but now, when she opens her mouth, her gentle words create a strong contrast.

Mu Qing, like Xu Jianian, is studying at Berklee College of Music. She returned to China a year earlier than Xu Jianian. Compared to Xu Jianian, who has already toured the country, she is more content with the status quo. She loves creating music but often encounters creative blocks. It is precisely because of her dedication that every song she releases becomes a hit online.

She had been following Xu Jianian on Weibo for a while, but Xu Jianian was probably too proud to follow back, so she still has zero followers on Weibo. Therefore, everyone is looking forward to her next musical collaboration with Xu Jianian.

Mu Qing seems to have been secretly watching Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian is openly watching Xia Yu.

[A love triangle? How exciting! Let's get this going!]

Mu Qing, Xu Jianian, and Xia Yu are all exceptionally beautiful; please do not associate them with each other.

[Please, bro, just call the police. This is a dating reality show; they're not going to tie you up!]

"The peony flower is indeed a good match for Mu Qing. In 'I Was Born with a Singing God System,' Mu Qing pursues perfection in everything and is very strict with herself."

"She can express her opinions freely, but she is not good at expressing her feelings, so she always gives people a feeling of being aloof. Here I want to clarify for Muqing, she is a very easy girl to get along with in private, she is just cold on the outside but warm on the inside."

Director Ma spoke eloquently, while also promoting his hit variety show from last year.

Mu Qing clasped her hands together in gratitude for him speaking up for her.

Director Ma is so kind. The fans thank Director Ma again on behalf of Qingqing.

[It's Shen Youyou's turn. The downside of live streaming is that you can't fast forward. I don't want to see that '82-born green tea bitch. Last time on the Yaoxing red carpet, she kept talking to Xu Jianian, which made a fool of herself.]

It was Shen Youyou's turn. She took the microphone from Mu Qing, looking eager to speak.

"cute."

"timid."

"lily."

Shen Youyou: "I have a rather timid side to my personality, and I'm not very confident. I tend to panic when faced with problems. I may not be as good as everyone thinks, but I'm not as bad either. I hope everyone can get to know me better and see that I have a simple side, just like a lily."

She spoke in a nervous and cautious manner to confirm her timid image.

Immediately, comments appeared on the screen expressing sympathy for her.

[Alright, stop going too far. Shen Youyou doesn't eat your rice. You're targeting her like this every day. I believe she's reformed and isn't the annoying person she used to be.]

[When Youyou was young and didn't understand, please be kind to her. I will always support her because of her love for charity.]

[Perhaps Shen Youyou used to have a low emotional intelligence and was a bit too straightforward. Now she's toned it down a bit, so let's all be kind with our words.]

Director Ma pursed his lips, and he and Xia Yu made eye contact.

Their complicated expressions seemed to say: This person is really good at pretending.