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"When I was little, I ate 600 packets of popping candy. My mom used a big bag to send me to play a zombie in a Lam Ching-ying movie. I jumped around for three days and three nights. It was hilarious. I wasn't tired at all..."

The opening of the fourth male guest's video was a silly animation featuring a panda emoji.

"When I was a kid, I smoked 30,000 cigarettes. My dad threw me off a cliff with a single air wheel. It was hilarious. I didn't die from the fall at all. I just exhaled and floated to the South Heavenly Gate in one breath..."

[What the heck? What the heck? Besides the show-off guy, there's actually a goofy guy mixed in. I wonder how traumatized Xia Yu is right now.]

[Haha, is this guy trying to be funny? He made his own silly animation.]

This guy probably doesn't like to open his pants normally; this is a bit beneath him.

[You guys are so biased and snobbish! I think the fourth male lead is an extremely interesting person.]

The comments section was filled with: "Your husband, your husband."

Xia Yu thought that the fourth male guest was an extremely interesting and adorable soul. She pressed the heart-ring button immediately, her hands moving faster than her brain.

Fu Jingnian frowned, feeling that Xia Yu was trying to get his attention again.

Xia Yu is truly indiscriminate in her hunger, wanting both.

[I've seen it all, the upstairs neighbors are no human. They're always trying to smear Xia Yu. Let Xia Yu do whatever she wants, are you guys plumbers or what? Why are you meddling so much?]

Did you guys come all the way from Dunhuang? There are so many murals; can't we, who really want to watch variety shows, just relax and have some peace and quiet?

"Being funny and silly is just a basic aspect of how I treat people."

The fourth male guest's beautiful voice caught the viewers off guard.

"And my other side..."

His melodious voice is captivating, and a simple glance back has a power that breaks through the screen.

The boy's fine, loose hair hung between his strong brow bones, his eyelashes were like raven feathers, and the slightly upturned corners of his eyes were tinged with a faint blush.

The camera zooms out.

The morning sun streamed into the studio, and the surrounding greenery was thriving.

The boy was rather thin, with a few smears of paint on his white T-shirt. His long legs were casually draped over the easel, and his well-defined fingers held the paintbrush with a carefree and elegant air. His painting posture was languid and had a natural sense of languor.

The painting depicts a bloody crime scene, contrasting sharply with the image of him bathed in sunlight.

Wow, there's an even more beautiful mask beneath the mask! So handsome, so handsome, so handsome! Who knows I'm a sucker for good looks and hands? Male guest number four is amazing!

My husband, my husband, my husband

[Wow, this is amazing! Is this really an ordinary person? This is unbelievable! Tonight, all the talent scouts and agencies in the entertainment industry will be losing sleep.]

[Ahhhhh, my new husband! I'm willing to be a vegetarian for a month, just so my new husband will look at me!]

What's the big fuss about? Let's eat something good. This person might just be a photo editing freak, who knows?

Everyone present was utterly amazed by the appearance of this young man.

Apart from Xia Yu, who was completely bewildered.

Xia Yu: Isn't this the Shang order?!

[He's still alive, and he's even on a dating reality show. Could it be that he's also bound to a system like mine?]

Shen Youyou stared intently at the screen; she hadn't expected the fourth male guest to be so captivating.

She felt the world was silent, and she could only hear her own heartbeat.

Li Yan nodded in satisfaction, feeling a sense of surprise and delight as if he had discovered some kind of treasure.

Duan Xiaotang thought to herself that this was no hidden gem. She had always planned to retire behind the scenes and start her own agency. This fourth male guest was simply a gift from God.

Fu Jingnian's face stiffened; he hadn't expected that someone even more ordinary than him would be such a stunning beauty.

His gaze fell on Shen Youyou, and he felt displeased when he saw her stunned expression.

Even Mu Qing, who naturally has a cold demeanor, had her pupils slightly constricted.

No wonder Director Ma arranged for this handsome guy to appear last; where did he find such a good-looking guy?

Hahaha, am I the only one curious what kind of weird thing the fourth male lead will drive over in?

The first three male guests all arrived in vehicles provided by the production team.

A top-tier movie star becomes a motorcycle taxi driver.

Popular singer Xu Jianian was riding an old bicycle that had been owned for over a dozen years when the wheel fell off halfway through the ride.

Xu Jianian happily carried the bicycle over and had the award-winning actor, who had once played a repairman, fix it for him.

The rich kid was driving a cartoon children's car, and his 1.8-meter height and long legs seemed to have nowhere to go. In particular, his entrance, accompanied by a children's song background music, made everyone burst out laughing.

The comments section was filled with people eagerly anticipating what the fourth male lead would drive over.

Director and producer Ma gave a meaningful smile.

The live stream camera focused on the dirt road that stretched for hundreds of meters.

Judging from the sound approaching from afar, it must be a relatively large vehicle.

"Boom boom—".

A yellow excavator came into view.

With so many question marks on the screen, everyone assumed it was just a villager passing by.

But the excavator didn't turn and drove straight into the courtyard. Everyone could vaguely see that the driver was a handsome young man.

The live stream chat was instantly flooded with comments like "Awesome!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha."

Xia Yu laughed the loudest among those present.

It's ridiculous to think about Shang Xu driving an excavator.

The business was running smoothly, but the fact that an excavator came along was a bit odd and amused everyone.

Only Xia Yu, who was laughing so hard her teeth fell out, seemed particularly out of place.

"Hahaha, it would be hilarious if he drove into the ditch."

Xia Yu laughed until she couldn't breathe; it was purely her own personal mockery.

Shang Xu, 50 meters away, could already hear a girl laughing loudly in the courtyard. Even through the dust-blurred glass window, he could guess that it was Xia Yu.

"Crazy woman, what are you laughing at?"

Do you think I want to drive?

He genuinely admired the production team.

As he was muttering to himself, the excavator, which was running normally, suddenly went out of control, and he watched helplessly as the huge machine drove into the ditch.

Fortunately, it was a barren ravine with nothing there.

But it kicked up a cloud of dust, and the production crew went over to help while laughing.

"How did it actually end up in a ditch?"

Xia Yu was a little surprised. Could it be that she had jinxed the situation?

Shang Xu was choked and couldn't open his eyes. He had just crawled out when the cameraman's lens was shoved right in front of him.

Shang Xu's face was clearly visible in the live stream.

His features weren't as delicate as Xu Jianian's, which resembled a porcelain doll. His features were more regular and well-proportioned, and his deep-set eyes exuded youthful energy.

[With millions of viewers in the live stream, it shouldn't be difficult for the all-knowing netizens to figure out what color this handsome guy's underwear is today in a minute, right?]

[Don't press the button, let me do it. I'd be willing to live in a palace and drive a Porsche just to marry him.]

[This person is actually an ordinary person, I can't believe it!]

After this interlude ended, Shang Xu arrived at the courtyard, travel-worn.

"Hello everyone, my name is Shang Xu, I come from Beijing, I am currently a freelancer, and I like to draw."

Fu Jingnian: Tch, a lousy painter.

"I'm sorry for making a fool of myself just now."

Shang Xu greeted them politely, not seeming to care much about the accident that had just happened.

He has a unique quality about him, which is hard to describe, but it makes people feel that he is no ordinary person.

Now that the person in question has appeared in real life, he is even more vivid than he appeared in the video.

Why did he keep staring at Xia Yu when he came in? I still want to believe it's because of my astigmatism.

[I just thought Xia Yu's earth-shattering laughter was very impolite, but now, judging from the way they're exchanging glances, they probably know each other in private.]

Shang Xu had been looking at Xia Yu ever since he sat down, and Xia Yu naturally glared back at him. After a while, others assumed that the two were exchanging glances and flirting.

However, the camera didn't capture it clearly; those were the eyes of two men who were about to commit murder.