The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

The guests sprinted over fifty meters.

Li Yan and Xu Jianian were the first to be affected.

One person advised Director Ma, and the other advised Lo Wei.

Li Yan shouted, "Shang Lai, stop!"

He grabbed Director Ma's ear and yelled at him.

Xu Jianian and Jiang Shuyi were exactly the same, using their height advantage to try to hook Luo Wei back.

Who knows what Love usually eats? It's like chewing gum.

In the chaos, he didn't even know which director punched him in the chin.

"Damn, who is it?!"

When Xu Jianian came out, he found that there was nothing wrong with his chin, except that a layer of powder had fallen off.

Xu Jianian: Σ(?д?|||)??.

Xu Jianian was completely bewildered for a while.

Netizens laughed: Hahaha, did Mu Qing build a city wall on Xu Jianian's face? Awesome!

Mu Qing ran over: "Jianian, are you alright?"

Xu Jianian shook her head: "It's nothing, I should thank you."

Mu Qing was completely confused: "Huh???"

Why should I thank her?

Duan Xiaotang also wanted to go and break up the fight, but the two of them were wrestling like electric fans.

Who dares to come near?

Soon, like Jiang Shuyi and Xu Jianian, they had bruises on their faces.

"I bet Director Ma will win."

"What's the stake?"

"I bet you on Director Luo if I buy you milk tea for a month; otherwise, if I win, you buy me coffee for a month."

"make a deal."

It's complete chaos over there.

Xia Yu and Shang Xu calmly squatted to the side, munching on sugarcane and placing their bets.

The two sides have completely different art styles.

The barrage of comments at this moment was filled with a bloody and violent atmosphere.

Wow, these two couples are so heartless! Instead of trying to break up the fight, they just stand by and watch the drama unfold. What a bunch of idiots! The Shen-Fu couple is so kind-hearted, especially Shen Youyou. She has such a kind face. Even though she's too weak to help, her expression was full of worry and she almost cried. I knew I hadn't chosen the wrong people to ship!!

[Um...hey upstairs, you've been eating too much shit!? Your mouth is full of filth, you could be a mural painter with that skill, since there are so many murals out there.]

[No need to guess, it's the leg hair of an '82-born green tea b*tch. Her ID is either "Crayfish" or "Stir-fried Green Beans," and every time she speaks, it's the kind of thing that relies on putting down one person to flatter another to highlight her charm. Actually, nobody cares at all.]

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"What should we do? Should we just let them keep fighting?"

Duan Xiaotang has a good relationship with both directors.

"Let them fight, it doesn't matter if they fight until dark."

Li Yan, who seemed to have gotten sugarcane from somewhere, started eating it and even handed her a piece he had already peeled.

"I learned from Xiao Liu why they were like that. It all started because Director Luo misunderstood Shang Lai as a girl, so Shang Lai pretended to be a girl to deceive Luo Wei's feelings, and then her true colors were exposed."

Li Yan found the explanation both absurd and hilarious.

"We can't let them keep fighting like that, we still have to film the show."

Although the live stream has been shut down, they should still handle their internal conflicts privately and give an explanation to the viewers at home and abroad who are worried about them.

Neither Lo Wei nor Director Ma actually used force.

Basically, it's like you push me and I push you back, until we both fall flat on our backsides on the grass.

If you pull my clothes, I'll pull yours off. If you try to separate them, they'll have to twist into a pretzel.

The posture looks intimidating.

While they were pinching each other, they accidentally bumped into Xia Yu, causing her to roll over.

"Are you alright?"

Shang Xu quickly helped the person up, examining them from head to toe and left to right as if they were some precious treasure, checking every part for damage.

"Would it be a bit of a delay in the recording?"

Xia Yu was unharmed, and she stood up.

"Uh-huh."

Shang Xu nodded.

The two didn't even need to exchange glances; they went up and kicked each other.

"Frog Fun!?"

Duan Xiaotang spat out the sugarcane residue in her hand and exclaimed in surprise.

Director Ma and Lowe were both completely stunned by the fall.

Xu Jianian clapped, while Mu Qing stared in disbelief.

Li Yan went up and pulled them away.

"Have you had enough? You're almost forty, and you're still so childish!!"

"Nonsense, I'm only in my early thirties, how could I be almost forty??"

Director Ma stood up and dusted himself off.

"Shang Lai is a few months older than me, so he'll be the one to turn forty first."

Lovi pointed to Director Ma, who was wearing a little pink dress.

"So you guys could talk to each other properly before?"

Shang Xu crossed his arms and walked over to see the two directors looking disheveled.

"Hahahaha, you guys can take a bag and go collect junk."

Xia Yu laughed at their messy appearance.

"Hey guys, finally done fighting? Did you enjoy it?"

Xu Jianian demonstrated a set of Tai Chi in front of them.

"Director Ma, Director Luo, you've known each other for so many years and are still good friends. There's no need to make such a big fuss over such a small matter. It's even trending on social media."

The screen Mu Qing opened on her phone was the trending topics.

Director Ma's cross-dressing is an eyesore, a truly horrible sight.

Director Ma deceived Director Luo's feelings.

Director Ma and Director Luo are facing a relationship crisis, and their dating reality show livestream is interrupted.

"Haha, being in a relationship crisis, the media will definitely make headlines."

Xia Yu gave a thumbs up.

"What do you mean? We didn't fight."

Director Ma was curious about what they were making such a fuss about.

Everyone: ? ? What's going on?

Lowe laughed, "We're having a friendly match of Mongolian wrestling, how about it? Pretty impressive, huh? You guys were all taken aback!"

Director Ma nodded in agreement: "That's right, we learned wrestling when we went to Mongolia last year, wasn't that cool? We'll take you guys on team building activities next time!"

They seemed a bit smug.

Everyone: No, not at all.

Everyone: Get lost!

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Live streaming has resumed.

The guests sat back in their original seats, as if nothing had happened.

"Dear teachers, please give your makeup a score from one to ten."

Li Yan gave a thumbs up: "Thumbs up."

Duan Xiaotang looked at herself in the mirror. The natural-colored foundation made her face look darker, but the base makeup was very light.

The blush was applied very heavily, covering about a third of the face.

Li Yan used highlighter as a contouring agent, making Duan Xiaotang look as shiny as a ceramic tile.

In particular, her thin, willow-leaf eyebrows were drawn thick, making her look silly and shortening her hairline.

She suspected that Li Yan was retaliating against her.

Li Yan understood what was going on as soon as he saw her eyes.

"No, I didn't do it on purpose. I just felt something was off when I was drawing, and the more I drew, the worse it felt."

Duan Xiaotang wasn't very angry: "8 points."

Xu Jianian: "10 points."

Mu Qing felt comforted: "10 points."

She gave it the same score, even though her makeup was actually terrible.

Xu Jianian is simply outrageous, turning a perfectly elegant and noble face into a down-to-earth Er Ya.

Her blush was bright red, like a monkey's bottom; her eyebrows resembled Zhang Fei's; and her lipstick was incredibly vibrant.

"Sister Muqing, you have good taste."

[Netizen's scathing comment: Sister, look at Xu Jianian, she actually believed it! She's aiding and abetting evil!]

Fu Jingnian: "10 points."

Shen Youyou became a little unhappy when makeup was mentioned, as her makeup was cakey and pilling.

His eyebrows, like Zhang Fei's, give him a fierce look.

Yellowish-brown eyeshadow, and eyeliner as thick as a finger.

He used contouring powder as blush, and in the end, Fu Jingnian didn't even have time to put on lipstick.

At the crucial moment, she quickly grabbed a lipstick to salvage the situation, but it was a caramel color that made her look older.

Shang Xu laughed: "Ten points, but ten points isn't my limit, it's the limit set by the production team."

[Netizen YoYoYo: You know how to talk.]

Xia Yu quite liked her makeup: "A perfect 10."

That purple eyeshadow was awful, but Shang Xu's hands were steady and he didn't make any mistakes in other aspects, especially the peony flower he drew on the center of the forehead, which was a big plus!