The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

"The next game is a quick Q&A session. Each group can buzz in to answer. If a group buzzes in successfully but fails to answer, they have to drink a cup of bitter melon juice as a penalty. If they buzz in successfully and answer correctly, they get one point. The total score determines our final grouping, which includes the top student group, the struggling student group, the sports group, and the poor student group."

After Director Ma explained the rules, the props team brought up the desks.

There was a palm-sized red buzzer on the desk.

Then a large glass of bright green bitter melon juice and two small glasses were placed on the table.

The sight of that color made several people lose their appetite.

The speakers were playing the pre-class bell.

Netizen comments:

[That startled me! I'm already 25 and graduated, and I'm stuck at home all day. Hearing that preparatory bell just now gave me a fright; it brought back memories of my high school years, the intense battle of preparing for the college entrance exam (?⊿?)? ]

【Don't mess with me! I was secretly taking my phone to the bathroom during the long break to watch a live stream, and that preparatory bell really startled me; I almost dropped my phone into the toilet (?﹏?).】

Shen Youyou is simple-minded, and Fu Jingnian is all brawn and no brains. Seeing their expressions when they heard it was a rapid-fire question-and-answer session, their faces turned ashen, it was hilarious. So people should read more and broaden their horizons, otherwise they'll end up like them, with empty heads.

"Shang, are you confident?"

Xia Yu leaned her little head closer to Shang Xu.

Shang Xu listened intently: "Even if we don't have it, we should still have it."

"Xia Yu and Shang Xu, the preparatory bell has already rung, why are you still talking?"

Director Ma had changed back into his casual clothes, and he was wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

Holding a book in his hand, he stood on the podium, looking every bit the seasoned teacher.

At this moment, Xu Jianian suddenly became very clever.

He jumped to his feet and shouted in a loud, clear voice, "Hello, teacher!"

The herd mentality led others to stand up and greet them.

Director Ma adjusted his glasses: "Please sit down."

[Hey, director, why did you change into women's clothes?! We haven't had enough yet (crying), but what happened during the live stream interruption!?]

Excuse me, does anyone know anything about sports cars? I'd like to recommend a sports car around 800 to 1000 million RMB. Not a Lamborghini, and I've tried Ferraris, but they weren't great. I need good performance, fast acceleration, high horsepower, and most importantly, a stylish, imposing, and high-definition design to use as my phone wallpaper. (?ˉ??ˉ??)

[Hey upstairs, I almost lost my temper! But you've got the wrong theater, haven't you? Anyway, since you asked, I recommend you buy a Pantsir or a Rolls-Royce Fantasy. They're both free; you can just sleep through them and get one (?>?<?).]

The atmosphere was really set up like a class, but the makeup on the eight guests' faces immediately shattered that atmosphere.

When Xu Jianian closed her eyes, her eyelids were covered in black eyeliner.

Needless to say, Fu Jingnian's face broke into a wide grin.

Li Yan is alright, just a bit dark-skinned.

Shang Xu's eyes were covered in bright red blush, making him look like he was completely drunk.

He would occasionally twitch the corner of his mouth slightly, giving off a somewhat alluring vibe.

"Today's lesson will test your responsiveness, thinking skills, and overall intelligence."

"Now, let's begin the quiz. Subject One: [Brain Teasers]."

Two formidable rivals, Shangyu Feiwan and Bingtang Xueli, have already begun to eagerly prepare their moves.

He pricked up his ears to catch the question, his hand under the table itching to strike.

Director Ma: "What sheep doesn't eat grass?"

Xia Yu and Duan Xiaotang shouted at the exact same time, "Scapegoat!"

[Netizens sang: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat~.]

Li Yan was surprised by Duan Xiaotang's speed; he had only caught a fleeting glimpse of her out of the corner of his eye.

"He's got some skills; the first question alone sparked a debate."

Shang Xu laughed.

"If you both answer correctly at the same time, Shang Yufeiwan and Bingtang Xueli will each get one point."

After giving extra points, Director Ma waved and called over the teachers from the technical team.

"This buzzer system is a set of systems. I asked the technical teacher to modify it so that if one of the four buzzers is pressed first, the other three will be disabled and cannot be pressed. This way, there will be no situation where they are pressed at the same time."

"The second question: What's between 1 and 3?"

"Bang--."

With a bang, Xu Jianian snatched it.

"It's not that simple."

Xu Jianian thought he looked very cool as he flirted with the golden retriever.

Mu Qing looked on with anticipation.

Shang Xu looked at Xu Jianian with amusement, as if waiting for him to embarrass himself.

"The 2 is between 1 and 3!"

Upon hearing this answer, everyone in the other groups except Mu Qing laughed.

Shang Xu and the others tried to press the buzzer to answer the question after Xu Jianian, but the buzzer did not work.

"wrong!"

"What's wrong? Where's the mistake? Are you kidding me?"

Xu Jianian thought she was right.

Mu Qing said helplessly, "The 'and' is between 1 and 3."

Xia Yu nodded: "Yes, drink the bitter melon juice quickly."

"What the heck? There's also a 2 between 1 and 3, so can't there be two different answers?"

Xu Jianian struggled.

Fu Jingnian ran over to pour oil and poured bitter melon juice into Xu Jianian's cup.

"This is a riddle, not a kindergarten quiz."

Shang Xu shrugged.

"Drink."

Xia Yu made a gesture of invitation.

"Good good."

Xu Jianian, unwilling to accept defeat, picked up a full glass of bitter melon juice and downed it in one gulp.

The group observed his expression. The moment he swallowed, Xu Jianian's brows furrowed deeply, forming a deep frown.

It also seems that the foundation was too thick, and other reactions were not very visible.

"What is the taste?"

Duan Xiaotang was curious.

Xu Jianian endured the bitterness on her taste buds, forced a smile, and gave a thumbs up: "Delicious, very delicious, not bitter at all."

"real or fake?"

Xia Yu was skeptical.

Shang Xu stood up and went over: "Then I'll give you another cup."

"No need, teacher, Shang Xu has already moved over."

Xu Jianian raised his hand to tattle.

Shang Xu was just putting on an act; he had no intention of actually going.

"This question doesn't award any points. You can only answer a question once. Even if you answer successfully but fail, you can't answer again."

What should I do if I lose my ID card?

Fu Jingnian answered a very simple question first.

"Pick it up!"

After Fu Jingnian finished answering, he seemed to have completely regained his confidence.

[Netizens poured cold water on the idea: Strong is really getting cocky over the slightest bit of praise. What's so great about such a simple question?]

"Correct answer, Shen Fu's group gets one point."

What is the narrowest road?

"The path?"

Xu Jianian muttered to himself, not rushing to answer.

Mu Qing thought of the saying "enemies meet on a narrow road," but before she could answer, the buzzer went off.

The Shang Preface states: "Enemies meet on a narrow road."

"The merchant and fisherman are not late, so add one point."

How do blind people eat oranges?

Xia Yu chimed in: "Nonsense."

Director Ma: "+1."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang rubbed their hands together secretly, gathering their strength.

Mu Qing's eyes shone brightly, and she was ready to cheer him on.

"Stars, moon, sun, which one is mute?"

Xia Yu answered quickly: "Stars, because the stars in the sky don't speak, and the children on the ground miss their mothers."

"+1."

Shang Xu even hummed the lyrics that Xia Yu had mentioned.

[Netizen's comment: I haven't had enough yet, keep singing!]