The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

Shang Xu wore sunglasses and stood casually.

Holding an eyeshadow palette in her left hand and an eyeshadow brush in her right, she skillfully applies the eyeshadow.

He looked as if he had it all figured out easily and was completely confident.

This reminded netizens of the scene in the video where Shang Xu was drawing when they first met in Lanxi.

He looked very relaxed and casual at the time.

Now I'll examine his eyes more closely; they're serious and focused.

Netizens' comments floated by:

Shang Bao is a master of double standards; he only acts serious when he's around Hua Hua. It's another day of locking up Shang Yu Fei Wan's drinks; I can't drink, so I'll sit at the kids' table.

[Shang Xu was painting a purple wall when a gust of wind blew, knocking off some purple paint. Looking at the spilled paint, Shang Xu shouted, "My purple paint! My purple paint! My purple paint!!" Of course, he was shouting at Sister Yu.]

Hey, look at Xu Jianian's makeup technique! Is she putting on makeup or painting?!

Everyone turned their attention to Xu Jianian's side, because the male guest was standing and getting his makeup done, blocking the female guest's view. They couldn't see how the makeup was progressing, and could only see the man's hands.

Xu Jianian's brushstrokes were bold and decisive.

It looks like a mad painter is creating some amazing abstract work.

Mu Qing kept her eyes closed the whole time; ever since her makeup was done, there was a cloud of flying powder in front of her.

"Sister Muqing, do you believe me?"

Xu Jianian began to speak in a low voice.

Mu Qing, with her eyes tightly closed, lowered her head.

Li Yan, standing to the side, was very careful with every step.

He would often look towards the Shangxu Temple, secretly learning its techniques and applying them in practice.

"It's okay, go ahead and draw."

Duan Xiaotang whispered.

At Li Yan's snail-like speed, and considering her surroundings, it would take her ages to finish her makeup.

Li Yan ignored him, lost in his own world.

He carefully considered each step before using the eyeshadow brush to pick up the color.

Each stroke is made carefully, striving for perfection.

Netizen comments:

[Haha, Li Datou will definitely be a henpecked husband from now on, but he's very serious about his work and strives for perfection on set. He'll even reshoot scenes he doesn't think are good enough (?ˉ??ˉ??).]

[Report! I spotted Shang Xu cheating. Judging from his back and movements, he deliberately paused and glanced down at the eyeshadow palette. Just now, when he turned to the side, I saw Xia Yu's half-finished makeup. The eyeshadow looked like purple!?]

[Fu Jingnian's technique is so clumsy! He's dropped the powder puff and brush several times. Hahaha, when he bent down to pick them up, Shen Youyou rolled her eyes a few times. Haha, what a comedy! He loves her, but she doesn't love him. They're doomed and must be kept under wraps, never allowed to enter the market.]

Lowe moved a chair over and sat quietly next to "Ma Meili".

He was just about to ask for their number when he was ruthlessly rejected.

However, Lowe's personality is such that he becomes more courageous after setbacks.

The empty iced Americano glass in Director Ma's hand.

Lowe saw that he seemed a little unsatisfied, and he knew his chance to shine had come.

"Cousin, I'll go buy it for you. There's a shop nearby. Wait for me."

Lowe jumped up, startling Director Ma.

"Uh-huh."

Lowe had actually already ordered two iced Americanos on his phone and was just about to go get them to curry favor with her.

"Sister Lele, who is that woman who looks like a man?"

Jiang Shuyi also had a deep-seated doubt.

"Why is he still sitting in Director Ma's seat? And Director Luo isn't even coming over to sit with us, but he's chatting and laughing with him."

He and Lowe had worked together in the observation room for so long, and Lowe always had a serious, stern face.

He just laughed like that; he must have laughed away half a year's worth of laughter.

With an expression that seemed to know everything, Sister Lele asked with a smile, "Don't you think he looks a lot like someone?"

Who does he look like!?

Jiang Shuyi's eyes darted around; Sister Lele's tone made it sound like they knew her.

"Looks like a ladyboy!!"

He remembered that there were many such people in this country.

Jiang Shuyi was greatly surprised: "So this is the type of film Director Luo likes! It's really explosive! I don't understand it, but I respect it! And I admire him even more!!"

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When Shang Xu was applying lip gloss to Xia Yu, he accidentally smeared a little bit off.

He gently brushed his index finger against Xia Yu's lips.

The two looked at each other through their sunglasses. Xia Yu's expression was calm, but she had a different feeling inside.

Shang Xu gently tugged at the corner of his mouth and smiled at Xia Yu.

[This is incredibly audacious. In the past, only an extremely reckless person could do such a thing. We suggest that Shang Bao immediately propose marriage, otherwise, according to the current regulations, disrespecting a woman is a serious offense...]

[Shang Yu is not late to charge forward, I will carry the banner for Shang Yu, I will bang my head against the wall for Shang Yu, I only wish for Shang Xu to be my one and only partner for life, to grow old together and never be separated.]

Is there any update on the story of Ma's cousin scamming an internationally renowned director? I'm waiting online! (winking) (laughing so hard his teeth fall out) (his teeth burrow into the ground) (after diligent practice) (a rock candy pear grows)

The whistle blew three times, and the four groups barely managed to complete this step.

Fu Jingnian's slow and careless actions lowered the completion rate of the boys' group.

Shen Youyou pouted, her lips pale with anger.

She took the opportunity to pick up a lipstick and apply it.

At that moment, Lowe returned excitedly carrying two iced Americanos.

He quietly crouched down behind his "cousin," intending to play a trick on her.

I grabbed the pigtail and intended to tug it gently.

Suddenly, the person on the recliner stood up abruptly.

"Now that all four pairs of guests have finished their partner's makeup, let's see what the male guests' makeup looks like when they do 'love makeup' for the female guests!!"

Director Ma felt a slight tug on his scalp.

His eyes glanced upwards, feeling a cool sensation, and his thick bangs had vanished.

The guests and staff burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, Director Ma...hahahaha!!"

Director Ma: !?

Some people laughed so hard they clutched their stomachs, while others laughed so hard they felt like they were flying.

Director Ma looked back and saw Lo Wei squatting there, stiffly pulling at his cute girl wig.

"You son of a bitch, Love!!"

Director Ma let out a roar.

Lowe was only able to snap out of his shock after being yelled at.

He threw the wig hard on the ground, stood up angrily, and started tearing at Director Ma.

Netizens pulled up their stools and watched the drama unfold.

[This is an eye-opener, a once-in-a-decade event! Look! The pinnacle of variety show directing and one of the top directors in the film industry are fighting! Oh my god, I bet on Director Luo to win, because Director Ma has a big beer belly (?ˉ??ˉ??).]

I'm betting on Director Ma to win, because his huge beer belly could probably knock Director Luo flying (???)? Elegantly.

[What are you fighting for? Go fight in the bathroom. You're disturbing my viewing of my favorite pairing.]

Those who were laughing at the time rushed forward to break up the fight when they saw the situation turning against them.

Xiao Liu hurriedly said, "Director Ma, calm down, it's a live broadcast!"

Jiang Shuyi hooked her arm around Luo Wei's neck: "Director Luo, calm down, so many netizens are watching!"

He had barely finished speaking when he was punched in the cheek by some director.

Jiang Shuyi was also caught in the crossfire.

It's hard to persuade them to stop.

No matter which director shouts out a command, the miserable working class wouldn't dare to continue trying to persuade them.