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Jiang Shuyi, who had been sleeping the whole way in the passenger seat, was startled awake by the inexplicable laughter.

His eyes widened, as if he were having a nightmare.

It startled Lovi and Sister Lele.

"What's wrong, Xiao Jiang?"

Sister Lele asked with concern.

Love perfectly reversed into the parking space, removed the car key, and prepared to watch the dating reality show.

"He must have been scared by that laughter. This guy is really something, laughing so crazy in broad daylight."

"That laughter sounded like a folk tale my grandma used to tell me when I was little. It was about that old hag who ate children, but she couldn't climb trees. She would put the child in a pot to boil, and when she opened the lid, a swarm of flies would fly out or something. I don't remember it very clearly."

Jiang Shuyi slowly began to explain.

"Let's go up there. The announcement in the group chat says the recording location is on the lawn."

Lele picked up her canvas bag, opened the car door, and got out.

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It was the boys' turn to do the girls' makeup, and this time the cosmetics and tools were all brand new.

Seeing the staff collect the cosmetics they had just used, Shang Xu curiously picked up a bottle of foundation and examined it.

"Wow, Principal Ma, you're giving us expired cosmetics?!"

"What? Expired?"

Xu Jianian even stood up and tried to grab something from the props teacher. He snatched a bottle of glycerin, quickly glanced at it, and realized it had expired almost a year ago.

"Damn it, Director Ma, you're so heartless! Are we going to get poisoned?"

Xu Jianian rubbed her face; her foundation was peeled off like glue.

This made him even more panicked.

"Shang Lai, did you buy this wholesale from the flea market?"

Li Yan spoke with a calmness that suggested he had taken a detached view of life and death.

"How did you know?"

"It's just expired, it's not like it's unusable. You guys are tough and resilient, don't be so fussy, you know!"

Director Ma's face clearly showed four words: favoring women over men.

As soon as Xia Yu sat down, she picked up the new cosmetics. The dates were indeed very fresh, but the packaging showed that they had just been opened and had not been used.

Xu Jianian clicked her tongue: "Director, you should at least buy the 9.9 yuan full set, right?"

Director Ma snapped his fingers: "Great idea, we'll buy it next time!"

"Now, the boys will do the girls' makeup. Male guests, please put on your sunglasses."

The four of them put on sunglasses, and now they could only see one color; the world was gray and white.

Compared to wearing eye masks, the production team was more lenient with the female guests when it came to makeup.

[There shouldn't be any problems with the makeup this time, right? The placement is all visible, but I can't see the colors, so I don't know what the final effect will be. But it definitely won't be as outrageous as the male guests', haha.]

[Director Ma, you really know how to raise sons and daughters, hahaha, you've mastered the art of raising sons frugally and daughters lavishly! (???) So elegant.]

[Hey, look! Director Luo and the others are here! (?ˉ??ˉ??)]

When Lowe and his two companions arrived, they were still in the second half of the makeup session.

Lele and Jiang Shuyi sat obediently in their observation seats.

Luo Wei was still thinking about how he had been blocked after grabbing 0.38 yuan in the live stream last night. He was furious that many netizens had been tricked, and he planned to go and settle the score with Director Ma.

But he stood there, his gaze sweeping around for a long time, but he couldn't find Director Ma.

Just as he was about to ask a staff member, Lowe saw a "girl" wearing a pink tutu and with two cute little braids sitting in the director's chair with an iced Americano in her hand.

Lowe was stunned at first glance. Although the "girl" had a masculine appearance, she was actually quite similar to his ideal type.

He likes that sense of contrast. The "girl" in front of him is dressed sweetly and cutely, but his appearance, height, and physique do not match this style of dressing, which gives him a great visual impact.

"Wait... why is he sitting in Shang Lai's seat? Is she Shang Lai's girlfriend?!"

Love realized what was happening and felt a little disappointed.

In particular, when Director Ma responded to questions about his love life in an interview, he said that Lo Wei was not in a hurry, and neither was he in a hurry to find a partner.

Now look what's happened, they're secretly dating!!!

Love was both sad and angry.

"Hello, are you Shang Lai's girlfriend? Do you know where Shang Lai is?"

Director Ma was scrolling through his phone when he heard a squeak from above him, the kind of voice that comes from someone he dislikes.

He paused for a moment, until he saw the man's signature slippers.

It really is Love!?

Director Ma subconsciously looked up.

He regretted it the moment he made eye contact with Lowe.

(Oh no, I'm dressed as a woman right now. If he catches me doing something wrong, I'll be laughed at for three years (o'w'o)?)

"Perhaps you know me, I am Love."

Love proudly spoke of his name.

"Have you seen Li Yan's performance in 'The Actor'? That's one of my works."

Director Ma's neck stiffened: What? This jerk didn't even recognize me? Did he really think I was a girl?

Director Ma remained silent, only shaking his head.

"Director Ma, your takeout is here!"

Xiao Liu placed the pizza in front of Director Ma.

That loud shout startled Director Ma.

"You're also a director, and your surname is Ma!?"

Lowe sensed that this "girl" was probably not Director Ma's girlfriend.

After all, Director Ma is so poor.

He quickly gestured for Xiao Liu to leave.

"Huh? Director Ma, what happened to your eyes?"

Xiao Liu wanted to get closer and check his eyes, but Luo Wei slapped him away.

"Men and women should not touch each other. Why are you getting so close?"

Xiao Liu was dumbfounded: ? ?

"Where did your Director Ma go?"

"Director Luo, what kind of international joke are you making? Director Ma is right here..."

"Cough cough!!"

Director Ma coughed loudly, so loudly it shook the heavens and the earth.

Love reacted quickly and immediately handed over the iced Americano on the table.

"Get out of here, you're in the way."

Lowe kicked Xiao Liu out.

"Are you OK?"

Director Ma was shocked.

He had known Love for so long, and this was the first time he had ever heard Love speak in such a gentle tone.

(Hahaha, that idiot Lowe thinks he's found true love!? Let's play along and show him how treacherous the world is!!)

Lowe asked the same question again.

After a long pause, Director Ma finally spoke in a soft, strained voice: "Yes, Director Ma is my brother~."

Lowe thought to himself: She's a nice girl, but her voice is awful, like a man's. But nobody's perfect!

"Didn't Shang Lai only have one older sister?"

"I'm your cousin~".

Director Ma rolled his eyes inwardly.

[Netizens burst into laughter: Hahahaha, I'm your cousin~, you two-faced fake girl~ Director Ma, you're something else! If Director Luo knew the truth, he'd probably throw up his dinner from two years ago.]

"Oh, I see. What's your name?"

Director Ma rolled his eyes silently again, but a name popped into his head: "Ma Meili~".

Lowe nodded: Just hearing this down-to-earth name, you can tell that Monk Lai and his family are one family.

While everyone in the live chat was laughing hysterically, they didn't forget to urge Love to download an anti-fraud app.

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