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Chapter 83 Tyrande's Story 10: Are You Not Going to Be a Star Today?

"Thirty seconds left in the countdown."

Director Ma glanced over and saw four faces that looked neither human nor ghost.

It's absolutely hilarious.

Xia Yu found a lip gloss.

He touched Shang Xu's lips, and after determining the position, gently applied the lipstick.

Shang Xu pursed his lips, making the color even out.

“321……”

"time up."

Coach Ma's loud whistle echoed across the lawn.

"Haha... Now, guests, haha... can admire their masterpieces."

Director Ma was about to burst out laughing.

Just now, the staff members could be heard trying to suppress their laughter from time to time.

The four female guests stopped what they were doing and took off their blindfolds.

"Oh my god, what the heck?!"

Duan Xiaotang saw her handiwork on Li Yan's face and couldn't help but utter a question.

Li Yan prepared herself mentally and picked up the mirror to take a look.

In the mirror, Li Yan's base makeup was a dark wheat color, and it was applied very firmly without any caking.

What's funny is that Duan Xiaotang drew those heroic, sword-like eyebrows thick and crooked, and her eyeliner was also drawn crookedly. She touched a blue blush and applied it heavily to both sides of Li Yan's nose.

Shang Xu couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Brother Li Yan, are you cosplaying Crayon Shin-chan?!"

Xu Jianian chuckled: "Hahahaha, Brother Li Yan, the shade of your foundation is really laughable, it looks like...like that chocolate."

Director Ma's laughter almost drowned out the two of them: "Hahaha, Li Datou, you've finally met your match, hahahaha."

He pointed his phone at Li Yan.

With a "click," this historic moment was captured.

The comments section was flooded with messages from fans of the "Rock Sugar Pear" couple:

[Hahahaha~ Is this really the actor we know, Li Yingdi?? Oh my god, how can we ever look at his work the same way again? Actors really should do fewer variety shows and maintain their mystique to bring us better roles. Although Li Yingdi rarely appears on variety shows, he really opened up a new side of himself under Director Ma's guidance.]

[Hey? Li Datou, you're not planning to be a star today? How about tomorrow?]

[It's hilarious! Tangtang herself is embarrassed. That blush blue was supposed to be for highlighting the face, but she used it all as blush, and the placement was even wrong! (*′?`*)?]

Li Yan stared at herself in the mirror for several seconds, lost in thought.

"Um... well, don't be too sad, look at the three of them!"

Duan Xiaotang immediately pointed to the three people next to her.

At this moment, everyone's attention was focused on Xu Jianian.

"hello( ′ ▽ ` )ノ."

Xu Jianian was still holding the mirror in his hand, admiring himself repeatedly. He seemed quite optimistic.

His face was very white, and his foundation looked very thick.

When the camera zooms in, only the nose and corners of the mouth show slight powder buildup.

Brown eyeliner was firmly applied over his eyelids, acting as blush.

Although the eyebrow pencil landed accurately on the eyebrows, the arc Mu Qing drew was quite peculiar, resembling a crescent moon with slanted, flying eyebrows.

The lipstick color was normal, but Mu Qing didn't do it well, making Xu Jianian's thin lips look like sausage lips.

Mu Qing, standing to the side, was so embarrassed that her ears were burning hot, and she wished she could disappear into the ground.

"I'm sorry, Jia Nian, I'm so sorry."

Mu Qing apologized profusely.

"It's okay, it's actually quite fashionable!!"

Xu Jianian has comforted Mu Qing countless times.

He looked at Shang Xu and Xia Yu and whistled at them.

They looked over and saw Xu Jianian wink at them in a greasy manner.

"Hey, boy and girl, am I pretty?"

Xu Jianian put on a flirtatious act.

Shang Xu/Xia Yu: Ou Yue.

Netizen comments:

[This person is mentally ill, seriously ill, hahaha, Xu Jianian, do you have to be so funny? My stomach hurts from laughing so much, it hurts even more than menstrual cramps.]

[Shang Yu Fei Wan's reaction is spot on, hahaha, Xu Jianian, are you retiring from the Chinese music scene tomorrow? You're so unreserved, Carnival's heart is breaking.]

[Luo He: Brother Jianian, don't panic. No matter what happens, I'll support you.]

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The close-up shot shifts to Fu Jingnian.

Fu Jingnian's makeup was ruined because one of her eyes was wet with tears.

Just like Shang Xu complained, it opened up the East African Rift Valley.

His eyeshadow was a dull and dirty gray-brown.

[If you hadn't told me, I would have thought the eyeshadow was plastered on with cement. Shen Youyou is truly talented. This is still a daily check-in, a day of keeping Shen Fu locked up and forbidding it from entering the market.]

The eyebrows were drawn in the wrong place, and Fu Jingnian ended up with four extra eyebrows that were drawn messily and looked like weeds.

Netizens flooded the comments section with remarks that it looked like cockroach antennae.

The blush is orange-orange, and Shen Youyou applied it so much that it could be used as a contour.

The shot was conveniently placed on the cheekbone, making Fu Jingnian's face appear gaunt and unrecognizable.

The lipstick was a very old-fashioned bright red, and when Shen Youyou first applied it, her hand slipped and she drew it on Fu Jingnian's philtrum.

Fu Jingnian was speechless when he saw his own grotesque appearance in the mirror.

[This guy looks either like he's on drugs or has kidney deficiency, hahaha, it's hilarious! The way she's trying to confuse people is top-notch. The finishing touch is that East African Rift Valley and the lipstick with the philtrum, making him look like a cunning and treacherous little devil.]

"Brother Fu, are you angry?"

Shen Youyou had been laughing for a long time and was only now managing to compose herself.

"Nope."

Fu Jingnian forced a smile and said he liked it.

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Shang Xu noticed the camera was turned to him and happily made a peace sign with both hands.

Shang Xu's base makeup was very even and suited his fair complexion perfectly.

The garish red eyeshadow, the huge under-eye bags, and the crooked eyeliner were enough to make anyone's head spin.

However, compared to the previous three, Shang Xu's makeup effect is not bad.

The lip gloss is a very pinkish guava color. The amount applied is just right, making thin lips look plump and glossy.

The blush was applied heavily to Shang Xu's eyes, layered with purple eyeshadow, making him look like he had been punched twice.

The ugliest thing is that long, stubble-like eyeliner on her forehead, like an earthworm.

"Not bad."

The moment Xia Yu saw this makeup, she started thinking about what words to use to explain it to Shang Xu.

After seeing the previous examples, one after another, the Shangxu case suddenly seemed quite pleasing to the eye.

"Frog Fun, Flower, how did you draw them?"

Duan Xiaotang seemed to see a hint of pride on Shang Xu's face?

Just like when you were a kid, and you were the only one in the class who bought a cool new pencil case, you had to straighten your back the moment you took it out in class.

Xia Yu covered her face: "I was lucky, I got a feel for it."

The main difference is that Xia Yu's actions weren't as exaggerated as Duan Xiaotang's, nor as reckless as Mu Qing's, nor as chaotic as Shen Youyou's.

Mu Qing looked on with envy: "It's really good."

Xu Jianian scoffed: "Tch, Shang Shadiao, why don't you hurry up and kowtow to Huahua?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Director Ma's laughter has continued from the beginning until now.

People got used to it and thought it was some kind of speaker playing background music to liven up the atmosphere.

As Lowe backed his car into the garage, he vaguely heard someone laughing maniacally, which almost caused him to crash his car into the wall.

Who is this person??

"This is the first time I've seen someone laugh in such a lewd way, like a monk."

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