The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

"Today I am your principal, you can call me Principal Ma."

Director Ma was quite happy to have transformed himself and changed his identity.

Xia Yu pretended to be obedient and said, "Okay, Principal Ma."

Shang Xu smiled obediently: "Okay, Ma Chang."

Xu Jianian wasn't going to be outdone: "Okay, Ma Xiaohua."

Li Yan was shocked: "Huh? School Beauty Ma?"

He and Duan Xiaotang, who also had a similar ear gap, began to look Director Ma up and down.

Director Ma's sweet outfit, thick eyelashes, and pink lips.

Then let's reluctantly grant his wish to be the school beauty.

Director Ma exploded: "Are you all just talking and listening to the same thing?! Stop your nonsense and get started!"

The girls went first to do the boys' makeup.

The four female guests put on blindfolds, and the moment they put them on, they really couldn't see anything.

He touched the air with his left and right hands, relying solely on his senses to move.

Staff members will hand them the cosmetics needed for each step.

Shang Xu sat there with his hands on his thighs, a rare sight where his posture no longer appeared lazy.

[Hehe, you little rascal, are you waiting patiently for your wife to dress you up? But changing your posture won't help. Looking up at your face, which's practically bursting with laughter, and considering your earlier account of your upbringing, I can still sense a rebellious spirit about you, like the untamed winds of the vast grasslands.]

[Hahaha, look! Mu Qing is spraying Xu Dawan with a moisturizing mist, it looks like a fire extinguisher!]

Xu Jianian kept her eyes tightly closed, only feeling the rain falling on her face.

My mouth was still covered in spray, and it tasted like chemicals.

The spray formed tiny water droplets that kept falling down and seeping into his collar.

[The carnival is here, everyone get out of the way! Let me be one of those sprays, at least I can slide down Jia Nian's abs!!]

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"

Mu Qing reached out to touch Xu Jianian's face and felt something wet. She quickly took a tissue to try and fix it, but ended up giving Xu Jianian another hard time.

Xu Jianian: (?⊿?)?

...

Xia Yu picked up a bottle of spray and shook it.

Shang Xu just noticed that Xu Jianian from the next group had rain on her face.

Before he could even laugh, he quickly grabbed Xia Yu's wrist.

"doing what?"

Xia Yu was a little annoyed that her rhythm had been disrupted.

The next moment, she placed her left palm against a smooth, warm skin.

She touched Shang Xu's face?

"My face is right here, please be gentle with your criticism."

Shang Xu smiled, and once he started smiling, he couldn't stop.

Shang Xu's inner monologue: Wow, she touched my face! Her status and strength are self-evident. [Wearing sunglasses]

Viewers' comments were projected over:

[This guy seems to have a bit of a romantic streak (elegantly passing by) (winking) (eating melon seeds) (throwing melon rinds at Director Ma's head) (Director Ma uses melon rinds to make watermelon slippers) (slips and ends up in Iceland)]

[Tsk tsk tsk, I say it a million times a day: my CP is locked in! I'm curious about Shang Yu Fei Wan's past, like how they met, what wonderful encounters happened, blah blah blah.]

[Brother, the tonic is making you laugh. Listen to my advice, or your handsome face will be covered in wrinkles. Our Sister Yu is a bit of a looks-obsessed person, huh?]

Shang Xu stopped laughing immediately upon seeing the last comment.

His quiet demeanor allowed his fans to swoon over his appearance.

Netizens praised: "With such good advice, you'll succeed at anything."

"hiss--."

The spray made a soft sound and produced a fine mist.

Seeing that Xia Yu's spray wasn't quite accurate, Shang Xu, in a very down-to-earth manner, used his face to catch it.

"OK, great, next step."

Xia Yu was puzzled. When did he start talking to her like he was coaxing a child?

It must be an illusion!

Duan Xiaotang was very fast; her movements were like those of a woodpecker.

Li Yan initially appeared scared and evasive, but after being scolded by Tang Tang, he became obedient.

Li Yan: Honest and simple (*'he'*).

Rock Sugar Pear was the fastest of the four groups, and when Duan Xiaotang applied foundation with a powder puff, the sound was loud and clear.

Xu Jianian was startled after just a casual glance.

Shang Xu's deadly rant: "It has to be Sister Tang. When Brother Li Yan took off his makeup last night, his face was covered in bruises."

Mu Qing had just applied her foundation, but luckily her makeup application was very gentle.

"No, buddy, take care."

Shang Xu saw Mu Qing squeeze out a large amount of foundation in a daze.

Xu Jianian's eyes widened: Help me, please help me Σ(°Д°；).

Director Ma just gave the rule that they are not allowed to send signals to each other as partners.

Netizens also came up with all sorts of nasty tricks:

[Hahahaha, it's okay, Jia Nian, I'll borrow some for your brother Li Yan. Anyway, he has a big head, so if it doesn't work, he can use it on his head and give his scalp a deadly spa treatment.]

[These bamboo shoots are great! I suggest using them for building houses. After plastering the walls, there's still a little left, perfect for applying to your face. Hahaha, forgive me for laughing.]

[Don't worry, Jia Nian, Bao Mei is fine. But don't worry, Fu Gou isn't doing much better, and Li Datou is even worse off. Your buddy Shang Sha Diao is also about to suffer.]

Compared to the three of them, after removing their makeup, they were covered in bruises, some even covered in plaster, and some were as white as if they had been dead for days.

Shang Xu managed to escape unscathed in the first few steps.

Before he could even notice Xia Yu taking out an eyeliner, the tip of the pen drew a line on his forehead.

"!?!"

Xia Yu sensed it, and she continued to use her left hand to probe the route first.

Shang Xu closed his eyes, afraid that he might draw on his eyeballs later.

Fu Jingnian next door was the perfect victim; Shen Youyou's eyeliner pokes into his eye.

"Oh, you...!"

He yelled, almost swearing.

"I'm sorry, Brother Fu, I'm just clumsy."

Shen Youyou knew exactly what he was going to say, and she was getting a little impatient as she spoke.

"it's okay no problem."

Fu Jingnian's eye was wet with tears, ruining her makeup.

Shang Xu continued his deadly attack: "Pfft, a Great Rift Valley of East Africa opened up on my face, hahahaha."

Hit the nail on the head.

His laughter attracted Xu Jianian.

"Zhen Jue, 666."

Fu Jingnian retorted angrily: "What do you know? One of you has an earthworm on his head, and the other has a plastered wall."

Shang Xu Bu Xi Xi: You called me an earthworm, huh? I'll remember you.

Xu Jianian (not laughing): The dog is barking again.

He couldn't look in the mirror yet, but Shang Xu felt that his eyeliner should be fine.

"You've worked hard, all that's left is blush and lipstick."

"I'm sure I'll draw you beautifully in a bit."

Shang Xu spoke very softly, just like coaxing a child.

It's unclear how Xia Yu feels, but netizens were certainly touched.

"Cough cough."

Xia Yu had no confidence; she felt that her drawing must be incredibly amazing.

"Just don't get angry then."

She gave Shang Xu a heads-up.

"how could be?"

Shang Xucai didn't believe it when Xia Yu applied blush.

He even posed for the camera a few times.

Little did they know that netizens watching on screen were laughing their heads off.

Hahaha, you're making me laugh so hard I can't breathe, and the secondhand spinning toy in my hand even took off!!

【No, Shangbao, who gave you that confidence???】

[Shangbao, let me share with you what happened today at the construction site. I carried sacks three times in one go. My coworker said, "You're really strong!" Suddenly, tears welled up in my eyes. Yes, I can carry anything, except for thinking of you.]

"Shangbao" is a nickname that netizens have recently given to Shang Xu.

It symbolizes that they have discovered a treasure.