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"Director, your little braids are so cute~".

"Shang Lai, and this thick fringe! This wig is of really good quality; you can't even tell it's fake. It suits you perfectly from afar and up close!"

The two, face-to-face, lunged forward and started playing with Director Ma's braids.

"you!"

Director Ma clenched his fist.

He looked to his left, intending to throw a punch.

"Ok?"

Duan Xiaotang moved her face even closer.

Tangtang: Come on, let's beat you up (?｀⊿′)?.

When Director Ma saw that it was Tangtang, his expression softened a little.

The person on the right even tugged at his braid.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that it was Li Datou there, oblivious to his own mortality.

This guy deserves a beating!

"Li, Big Head!!"

He swung his right fist without hesitation.

Li Yan reacted quickly, taking two steps back to dodge.

"Yo yo yo."

Li Yan: He's getting anxious, he's getting anxious (?'-?'?)?.

"Director Ma, has the recording of 'Hahahaha...' started yet??"

After standing properly, Shang Xu patted the dust off his palms.

He couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth when he spoke.

"Your CP has turned into a monkey, hasn't it? Call that Monkey King down here!"

Director Ma put his hands on his hips and glanced at Xia Yu in the tree.

From the guests' perspective, she actually seemed a little shy.

As luck would have it, someone fed her.

Xia Yu was leisurely eating a banana.

"Brother Monkey, come down."

Shang Xu shouted at her.

"Alright, White Dragon Horse."

Netizens started singing: "White Dragon Horse, hooves facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang and his three disciples~."

Xia Yu slowly slid down the tree trunk, and Shang Xu tried to catch her from below.

"Slower."

When she was still more than a meter away, Xia Yu jumped down. She was very stable and landed firmly on the grass.

"Huh? Where's my banana peel?"

After Xia Yu came down, she suddenly realized that her hands were empty.

"Are you being polite!?"

Shang Xu, who was standing to the side, let out a low growl.

Xia Yu followed the sound and saw a banana peel clinging to Shang Xu's head like an octopus.

[Netizens burst into laughter: Hahahaha, hiccup~.]

Quotation: (?`~′?).

Xia Yu: ?(?'?'? )??????.

"Pfft, hahaha... Sorry!!"

Xia Yu quickly took the trash down and ran to the trash can to throw it away.

In the brief moment she left, a petite figure approached.

Shen Youyou handed Shang Xu a wet tissue.

"Brother Shangxu, my sister is really careless. She's a bit reckless, so please don't take offense. Let me wipe it for you as an apology on her behalf."

Shen Youyou's voice was delicate and coquettish, and her words were full of affected mannerisms, which made people feel very uncomfortable.

She wanted to reach out and touch Shang Xu.

Netizen comments:

[Ahhh, tonic, tonic, tonic! Shang Xu, run! 82-year-old green tea, retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat (???皿??)??3??]

[Sister Yu, come back quickly! Your husband is being hit on by someone else. It's the first time I've felt time dragging on like this (⊙o⊙).]

[This baffling woman is at it again! Why does she always have to meddle in Shang Xia and her husband's business? Isn't her devoted love for Fu Gou enough? I think she just can't stand seeing others happy.]

Shang Xu darted behind Xu Jianian in one step.

Xu Jianian was dumbfounded: ? ? ?

When he saw Shen Youyou walking over with a smile, his mind immediately went blank.

"Fu Gou, quickly take your dog back home."

Xu Jianian shouted loudly for Fu Jingnian.

Fu Jingnian's gaze suddenly turned this way.

Shen Youyou gave an awkward smile and walked back.

"What's wrong, Youyou?"

Fu Jingnian inquired.

At this moment, in the shot.

Netizens saw Shang Xu and Xu Jianian watching the two of them with expressions of utter amused enjoyment.

Shang Xu/Xu Jianian: I'm just watching you act? _?

Shen Youyou's eyes darted around as she began her performance:

"Oh, it's like this, Brother Fu. My sister accidentally threw trash on Shang Xu's head, and she didn't apologize. She just turned around and ran away. I think she didn't do it on purpose. She's just careless, so I wanted to go up and help her..."

Just as she was getting into her act, a figure rushed over and knocked them apart.

Excuse me, a good dog doesn't block the way.

Xia Yu rolled her eyes and walked over.

"Shang, are you alright?"

Her single-word address was so affectionate that it made one's heart flutter.

"Wow, you're actually concerned about me!?"

Shang Xu's eyes lit up.

Shang Xu felt smug: Woman, you've successfully caught my attention.

"No, it was just a polite remark."

Xia Yu shrugged.

"I knew it."

Shang Xu's lips curled slightly as he was lost in his own fantasy, completely oblivious to what Xia Yu was saying.

Shang Xu Xiyue: I don't care, she just cares about me!!!

The familiar whistle blew, and the eight people gathered in their usual positions to wait for Director Ma's instructions.

Several mini drones hovered overhead.

Director Ma seemed to have gotten used to his women's clothing by now, and he resumed his serious expression to begin the day's live broadcast recording.

"Youth is a hastily written book. In this lush period of life, there are innocent heartbeats, passionate struggles, and unrestrained laughter and tears. It is like a shooting star, brief yet brilliant, illuminating the journey of life."

"Today we're recording at a university, so today's theme is about campus life. The games you'll be playing today will divide you into four groups: the academic high-achievers group, the academic low-achievers group, the sports group, and the poor students group."

"Wow, applause!"

Xia Yu took the lead in showing her support; after her weak applause subsided, a series of applause followed.

Judging from Director Ma's good mood and reluctance to disrupt the atmosphere, you can tell he really enjoyed the applause.

"Hey, supervisor, I'd like to book the group for underachieving students."

Xu Jianian raised his hand, a hint of wisdom in his eyes.

"As a person, you have to be successful. You can't be a good-for-nothing who thinks he's great."

Fu Jingnian spoke with a hidden meaning.

"Are you talking about yourself?"

The shang order started acting strangely.

"Oh, I see. You're quite self-aware."

Xia Yu finished off the culprit.

"Hahahahaha."

Xu Jianian is in charge of making us laugh.

Fu Jingnian silently rolled his eyes: speechless.

Shen Youyou was embarrassed: Why did you provoke those three if there was nothing wrong with you?

"The games at this stop are all setting the stage for your next stop. Let's work hard for your funding."

Director Ma's words immediately energized the eight of them.

Those fiercely competitive eyes suggested that neither side would back down.

"Before we begin, let's summarize the recent popularity of the CP. The popularity of Rock Sugar Pear has been very stable, without a doubt. With diligent practice, they have gained a lot of new CP fans. With a little more effort, Shen Fu will be a success."

"Then the most popular CP in our Gravity Field is Shang Xu and Xia Yu. The CP name with the highest fan vote rate is Shang Yu Fei Wan (Sang Yu Fei Wan)."

"it is good!"

Duan Xiaotang shouted loudly.

Li Yan was startled, and then joined in the commotion.

"Let's get started, merchants and fishermen!"

"Now let's start with a warm-up game where the four groups of guests will do each other's makeup."

The props team brought in tables, chairs, and cosmetics and began setting up.

They also saw eye masks and sunglasses.

Director Ma chuckled: "Girls do boys' makeup and put on eye masks, while boys put on sunglasses. It's time to test your makeup skills."

Director Ma gritted his teeth inwardly, secretly pleased: Serves you right for laughing at me just now.

Xia Yu: "No, not at all."