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"Xiao Liu, your driving skills are amazing!!"

Director Ma watched as his beat-up minivan was about to catch up with Xia Yu and the others, and couldn't help but praise the driver.

"Director, I have a feeling something's not right."

Xiao Liu frowned and voiced his suspicions.

"What?"

Director Ma rolled down the car window, unperturbed.

"Hey, teachers, we meet again."

He propped his face up with his hand, giving them a disdainful look as he looked them up and down.

Give me back my straw hat.

"A little bit."

Xia Yu playfully made a face at him in a provocative manner.

"Hey, you little rascal."

Director Ma was helpless as he saw that the van was already running alongside their motorcycle.

He was just an arm's length away from getting his straw hat back, hoping against hope.

At that moment, Xia Yu and Shang Xu said something to each other.

The next moment, their vehicle approached the minivan.

Both cars slowed down, and Director Ma felt it was the perfect opportunity to make a move.

Xia Yu pulled something out of his pocket and smeared it on Director Ma's face.

She moved very quickly, catching Director Ma off guard.

"What the hell!?"

Director Ma was dumbfounded; he had only just felt Xia Yu draw something on both sides of his face.

He exclaimed "Holy crap!" and quickly looked in the rearview mirror.

Knowing he has some fans in Thailand, he made a point of removing his unshaven face today.

Xia Yu had drawn two letters on her left and right cheeks with lipstick.

sb.

"Aaaaah, Xia Yu, you rebellious daughter!!"

Director Ma quickly wiped off the lipstick with his hands, rubbing his face until it turned red, but the lipstick mark wouldn't come off at all.

[Pfft, hahaha, Sister Yu is still Sister Yu, daring to tease the director like this! Also, could you please give me the brand of lipstick? (?ˉ??ˉ??)]

[Who can blame Director Ma? He's not only a born target for insults, but also a chosen one who deserves a beating—both hilarious and incredibly cheeky (?? ?? ).]

[I'm a fan of Ma's wife, and you're not allowed to bully my idol! Since you can't stop it, then if you bully Ma's wife, you can't bully her fans, right? (???)? So elegant.]

"Pfft, hahahaha."

Xiao Liu couldn't help but chuckle.

"Xiao Liu, catch up with them!"

Director Ma was furious, only to see the motorcycle disappear from their sight.

"No way, they deliberately slowed down to wait for us. How could our minivan possibly catch up with their motorcycle?"

Xiao Liu shook his head.

...

...

Xia Yu and Shang Xu arrived at the university five minutes early.

The locomotive slowly drove onto the wide and flat main road. The tall and straight roadside trees on both sides provided shade, and the leaves rustled in the breeze.

From afar, we could see the location the production crew had scouted; it was on a lawn next to a pond, the lawn as soft as a green velvet carpet.

"The two teachers are here, but where is Director Ma?"

The makeup artist came over to greet them and led them to the makeup room.

Shang Xu couldn't help but laugh when he recalled Xia Yu's unethical actions earlier.

He casually remarked, "Director Ma forgot to turn off the gas at home again, so he swam back across the river to turn it off."

"Hahahahaha."

Xia Yu burst into laughter, having caught the joke.

"Is it rare for a TV show recording to require makeup and styling?"

She couldn't help but wonder what kind of trouble Director Ma was up to this time.

Walking into the dressing room backstage of the school's performance hall, which the production team had borrowed, I saw a row of Thai school uniforms hanging inside.

"Yeah, since we're coming to school, the theme will definitely be the campus. It should be a lot of fun."

The makeup artist's tone was full of anticipation.

The comments section was filled with people saying, "Wow, I can't wait!"

"No need for makeup, just change into your school uniform."

"Okay, thank you."

The two entered the changing room at the same time and came out at the same time.

The two looked at each other, as if they were looking in a mirror.

The school uniform shirts were a light purple, and the boys and girls wore black knee-length shorts and pleated skirts respectively, all made of very soft fabric.

Xia Yu wore a high ponytail with slightly curled chestnut hair, and every smile and frown exuded youthful energy.

Shang Xu's wispy hair has grown a bit longer lately. He casually grabs it, and the slightly parted wispy hair just reaches his eyebrows, giving him a youthful look.

[Aaaaaah, someone get me some sweet campus drama leads! I'm totally shipping them!!]

[What a perfect match! We're totally hooked! I'm the number one fan of this couple, I'll be sitting at the head table!]

[Such pleasing looks, such a perfect match! Just came from the other live stream, and Bing Tang Xue Li is just as pleasing to the eye. Li Da Tou and Tang Tang are a match made in heaven, Xu Jianian and Mu Qing are a slacker-student duo, and Shang Xu and Yu Jie are equally matched school heartthrobs and bullies. No matter how you fold the page, there's a perfect couple to ship! (???) Elegance never goes out of style.]

They arrived at the lawn, and Director Ma also rushed over.

Xia Yu glanced at him and noticed that Director Ma's face was almost completely devoid of lipstick.

However, upon closer inspection, some marks can still be seen.

"Huh? Director Ma, what happened to your face? Did you get so engrossed in your phone while walking that you bumped into a lamppost??"

Xu Jianian seemed to sense something juicy going on.

"Ahem, whatever you say goes."

Director Ma didn't want to bring it up anymore, because if he talked about it any longer, people would find out what really happened.

The culprits and their accomplices are still secretly laughing over there.

"Hey, Director Ma, you're late. Didn't you say that people who are late should be punished?"

Duan Xiaotang is timing it perfectly.

"Oh right, you said that people who are late have to wear men's or women's clothing for the whole day of live streaming."

Li Yan chimed in.

"Yeah."

Xu Jianian joined in the commotion.

Shang Xuxia and Yu then realized that the pit was originally dug for them by Director Ma.

They've shot themselves in the foot.

"Go! Go! Go."

A hint of unease appeared on Director Ma's face.

"Wuhu, Director Ma, you can't go back on your word, can you!?"

Xia Yu continued to stir up trouble.

"correct."

Shang Xu crossed his arms and watched the show.

"Director Ma, go ahead, we won't laugh at you."

Fu Jingnian united front.

The comments section was also buzzing with excitement, as the mini drone projected the netizens' messages onto the screen for everyone to see.

[Would Director Ma really be a sore loser?]

【That’s right. 】

"Director, come with me, it'll only take a few minutes."

The makeup artist covered her mouth and laughed.

Director Ma is in a difficult position.

"You're not allowed to laugh, understand?!"

Before leaving, he didn't forget to give everyone a stern look.

"Okay, okay, I'll laugh at you if you do a handstand."

Shang Xu promised.

"If you laugh at me, I'll climb a tree."

Xia Yu followed up.

Xu Jianian imagined the scene and laughed in advance: "If I'm going to laugh, then I'll laugh."

A few minutes later, a pretty girl in a pink dress appeared in everyone's sight.

"Who is this?"

Mu Qing looked around curiously for a moment.

At first, no one recognized who it was until the "little girl" got closer.

The audience burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, Director Ma!"

Director Ma wore a wig with two small braids on either side, and her face was simply made up, but her lipstick was extremely eye-catching, leaning towards a deathly Barbie pink.

He was wearing an adorable little pink dress with a bear embroidered on the chest. The makeup artist had to rip off his usual slippers and put on a pair of oversized pearl-embroidered leather shoes instead.

"Didn't you promise me you wouldn't laugh?!"

Director Ma's face darkened.

"Hahahahahaha."

Shang Xu laughed upside down.

A burst of laughter came from above, and when I looked up, I saw Xia Yu had climbed a tree.

"Hahahaha, Director Ma, sorry, hahaha."