The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

As dawn breaks, golden sunlight pierces through the thin mist and spills onto the winding river, while outside the courtyard, tender green grass is adorned with glistening dewdrops.

The night passed.

Last night, I first saw the dilapidated, eerie apartment, but it had been cleaned up and looked brand new.

The floor was so shiny it reflected light, and the Buddha's Hand citron on the balcony began to regain some vitality, growing vigorously in the sunlight.

Why do we live so far away?

While complaining, Xia Yu hurriedly applied some face cream and rushed to the entrance to put on her shoes.

She drifted over smoothly.

The mini drone was just turned on and slowly took off to begin its day's work.

Netizen comments:

[Good morning, everyone. Was everything that happened last night real? It was like entering a magical world! The food cooked itself, flew to the table for them to enjoy, and then the plates flew back to the kitchen to bathe themselves? It's incredible!]

[Ugh, I'm so sleepy! Who can save a college student who's constantly being controlled by 8 AM? Of course, this little difficulty can't stop me from watching the romance variety show. My Shang Xia CP, rain or shine, here I come!!]

[What just glided by so smoothly? Oh, it's my darling Yuyu! Happy new day, you and Shang Shadiao!]

Today they are going to Chulalongkorn University to record.

Xia Yu still had her lipstick on, and she only remembered Shang Xu after she had put on one of her white shoes.

Soft footsteps came from upstairs.

Looking back, Shang Xu was just holding onto the railing as he descended to the last step.

Shang Xu was still wearing the same red GG Bond slippers he wore in Lanxi, which shows he truly loves them.

He leisurely sat down in the sofa seat where Xia Yu had just been sitting.

She skillfully picked up the bottle of BB cream and haphazardly smeared it on her face.

"You're still using BB cream and your skin is so dewy?"

Xia Yu remembers that Shang Xu didn't always record without makeup.

His skin was clear and flawless, and he had a lot of vitality. Like Xu Jianian, he didn't need much embellishment.

"The love of beauty is inherent in all people."

Shang Xu's actions were as clumsy and unskilled as plastering a wall.

He walked to the door to put on his shoes, and Xia Yu leaned closer to take a closer look.

They discovered that the BB cream adhered too well to his face, and even though he had just haphazardly applied it, there were no signs of patchiness.

Why are you getting so close?

Shang Xu quickly put on his shoes.

He teased in a joking tone:

"I almost misunderstood that you were going to steal a kiss from me."

Xia Yubu: "What the hell!?"

Shang Xu's peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, and his smile had a hint of wickedness.

Xia Yu walked out the door speechlessly and reminded him:

"Hurry up, the recording starts at 8:30, it's 7:50 now."

The production crew's van was parked at the entrance.

"Teachers, it will cost 100 baht per person to ride in our car."

Director Ma's smug voice came from the passenger seat.

Before anyone could be seen, he leaned out of the car window, and the first thing you noticed was his wide-brimmed straw hat.

"Teachers, did you sleep well last night?"

Director Ma pretended to be unaware.

"hehe."

Xia Yu chuckled dryly twice, speechless.

"Oh no, I had a nightmare."

"Oh??"

Director Ma's voice rose at the end, clearly indicating he wanted to gossip.

Xia Yu shrugged with feigned regret and began to tell the story dramatically: "I dreamt that you, Director Ma, were carried away by a giant cockroach and thrown into a pigsty, where you were rooted up by the pigs. Then you escaped through the sewers and finally saw a glimmer of light. You eagerly pried open the manhole cover and found yourself inside the chimney of a brick factory. Just then, Shang Xu was frantically burning bricks, and the billowing smoke lifted you into the sky. You ascended to become Marshal Tianpeng. Later, at the Peach Banquet, you flirted with a fairy and were banished to Gao Village, where you became Ma Bajie, a pig-headed, horse-bodied monster."

Viewers' comments were projected onto the screen in front of them by a mini drone.

[Hahaha, the first laugh of the day: Director Ma has become Ma Bajie (a character from Journey to the West).]

[The matter of Shang Xu firing bricks can't be avoided, right? Laughable.]

Xia Yu's description was so vivid; she truly is a skilled actress. She spoke as if it were the truth, and I almost believed her. Look closely, the smug, merchantly smile on Ma Bajie's face has completely vanished.

Director Ma: No, not at all.

He adjusted his hat and said regretfully, "I shouldn't have let you finish what you were saying."

Shang Xu closed the apartment door: "Why are you dragging me into this?"

He reached out to Xia Yu, asking for something.

Xia Yu raised an eyelid: "What!?"

"Please settle my appearance fee."

Director Ma interjected, looking smug: "I've decided on 150 baht per person. If you don't get on the bus soon, you'll be late, and those who are late will be punished!"

"I get it, you're just deliberately trying to embezzle our funds."

Xia Yu took two steps forward, just casually taking two steps without indicating what she wanted to do.

Director Ma immediately rolled up the passenger-side window.

"Frog Fun, Frog Fun, she... she's not going to beat me up to vent her anger, is she??"

Director Ma secretly guessed, and felt that his guess was very reasonable.

The driver, unable to contain himself, blurted out, "So, director, you know you're being too much and deserve a beating, huh?"

"what?"

"I'm a very nice and friendly person, okay? Forget it, I won't argue with people who don't appreciate me. I'll still enjoy my sunshine and green grass."

The driver silently rolled his eyes.

“They will definitely spend 300 baht to ride in our car, or 200 baht if necessary.”

Director Ma thought to himself, "These two are so rich, I have to take advantage of them."

Love always contradicted him, disrupting his plans.

Shang Xu's long, slender hand hooked around Xia Yu's shoulder.

"We won't ride in Ma Bajie's carriage."

Shang Xu pointed to a cool motorcycle behind the van.

A question mark floated into her mind: How did he get this car?

Shang Xu seemed to be able to read her micro-expressions and gave her an approving look.

"Wow, are you really Doraemon?!"

This is what netizens are saying about Shang Xu.

When Director Ma saw them approaching, he rolled down the window and gave them a friendly smile.

"Come on up, welcome to make a purchase."

Xia Yu and Shang Xu ignored it.

"Hey, seventy baht isn't out of the question, and fifty baht is negotiable, okay?"

Director Ma called out to the two men as they walked to the motorcycle and put on their helmets.

Xia Yu shouted, "Is there something making a noise?"

Shang Xu chuckled: "No, right? I didn't hear anything. If I did, it was probably a dung beetle."

"What dung beetle? Do you even know what a dung beetle's call sounds like?"

"Oh, is that how you are?"

Director Ma: Dizzy (((φ(◎ロ◎；)φ))).

Shang Xu took a long stride and got on the motorcycle.

He slightly raised his head, gesturing for Xia Yu to get in the car.

"Don't worry, I have an international driver's license."

"Uh-huh."

Director Ma wanted to keep nagging, but Shang Xu stepped on the gas and overtook them.

He felt a chill run down his spine.

"Huh? Where's my straw hat?"

How did it all disappear, leaving it so fresh and vibrant?

"It was stolen."

The driver pointed to Xia Yu, who was about to disappear at the end of the road; she happened to be wearing a straw hat.

"Not only will they not ride in my car, but they also stole my hat! Go catch up with them!"